I was a ninja in Konoha

Chapter 211 Wedding Prelude

"The day Minato took over from Hokage, you're not doing well here, are you?"

Rong Jun naturally poked a big hole in the wall, squinting his eyes at the snow-white scenery.

"Ahem, keep your voice down, art is all inspired by quietness."

Jilai also raised his head and glanced left and right, seeing that no one else had spotted him, so he relaxed and continued to watch.

"Also, I'm collecting materials. Everything is for art. How can it be called voyeurism when it comes to artists?"

"I didn't say you were peeping, you're telling yourself."

"Hey, I've decided, I must follow the example of those predecessors and write a real art film."

"Then don't forget to sign for me when the time comes."

Rong Jun and Ji Lai also looked at each other with a smile, and began to discuss academic issues seriously, not knowing the danger coming.

Tsunade's head was full of black lines listening to this unsavory academic discussion, and the veins in his hands were bulging.

"The description must be rough and meticulous."

Rong Jun couldn't help but let out a "geigeigei" laugh, and his saliva had turned into a miniature waterfall.

"Of course! In addition, there must be"

"What else is there?"

Tsunade put his lips next to Jiraiya's ear and asked softly.

"Of course there must be more. Huh, this voice?"

Jiraiya turned his head with difficulty, and a fist bigger than a sandbag had already flown towards him.

There was only a "plop" sound of a heavy object falling into the water, and Zilai also passively sank into the water.

However, Tsunade was not prepared to let him go just like that.

"Physical Art: Painful Legs!"

The water in the hot spring pool soared into the sky, and Jiraiya performed a split-horse in the pool with his legs, and Tsunade's feet landed one centimeter in front of the horse's head.

"Tsuna, Tsunade, if you have something to say, please say it, I, it, it is the one who dragged me to see it!"

Ji Lai also looked at the piano's raised foot again with horror on his face, and suddenly pointed at Rong Jun who was about to sneak away, preparing to use a trick to attract trouble.

Sensing the strong killing intent behind him, Rong Jun only felt his hairs stand on end, and walked straight up with a thought.

"Humph!"

Tsunade snorted coldly, but when he turned his face away, he saw only a toad, which kicked the water out of the pool angrily.

"Ouch! My hot spring pool!"

"Tsuna, Tsunade-sama!"

"Find the fourth generation to pay for it!"

After Tsunade finished speaking, he left angrily, thinking in his heart that he would need to interrupt Jiraiya with a few ribs to extinguish the fire.

Well, you are a self-proclaimed person who dared to run away at the feet of my old lady. Let me see where you can run today!

"Come out, it's alright."

Rong Jun stood on the top of the tree and sniffed, making sure that there was no Tsunade's smell, so he called Jiraiya out.

"The strength of Tsunade is getting stronger and stronger."

Zilai also rubbed his stomach, the kick just now almost kicked out his overnight meal.

"Without using Baihao's technique, it seems that she still loves you."

Rong Jun pouted, who told you not to do something good, you insisted on peeping.

Wouldn't it be nice to spend some money?You are not without money.

"Are you going to Minato and Kushina's wedding?"

"I'm leaving to give you a gift. I just found the trace of Orochimaru. I'm going to ask him."

The softness in Jiraiya's eyes flashed, and then his eyes became tough again.

"Yahiko and Xiangxun are getting married soon, and they should be arriving at Konoha tomorrow."

Rong Jun shook his shoulders, who would have thought that Xiang Xun would win Xiao Nan's love and forcefully win Yahiko.

Or, in order to keep the whirlpool clan alive, so Xiangxun sacrificed his life and ate tender grass?
"Has Yahiko found his own happiness? Hahaha, it seems that I have to work hard too!"

The smile on Jiraiya's face couldn't stop, the savior he was looking for has been found, and peace has come, so only Orochimaru has not returned.

"Yo Xi! Bring back Orochimaru, and I can travel to the ninja world with peace of mind."

"Bubble hot springs? Get materials? Write books that men must read and women love? Jiraiya, you have fallen."

Rong Jun guessed Jiraiya's little thoughts, grinned and mocked in good faith.

"How about it, do you want to go together?"

Zilai didn't take it seriously, instead he extended an invitation to Rong Jun.

"Do you know the way?"

"You can insult my personality, but not my IQ!"

"You're insulting my IQ! Bow woof!"

"Bang bang bang!"

One person and one dog chatted happily in this way.

Half an hour later, Konoha Hospital
"Shame!"

Tsunade looked at Jiraiya who was wrapped up like a mummy, and finally put down the raised hand.

At this time, Jiraiya's thigh suddenly bulged, and a sharp claw exposed the tip of the claw from the bandage.

"Which bastard wrapped me in!"

As soon as Rong Jun took a breath of fresh air, he felt that something was wrong with the surrounding atmosphere.

"Hello, everyone."

"Oh!"

Tsunade finally couldn't hold back, his smooth and soft fist suddenly turned into a sandbag, and the hospital bed was scrapped with one punch.

In a blink of an eye, Rong Jun broke through the glass and escaped, leaving Jiraiya alone to face Tsunade's violent storm.

"Jiraiya, don't forget to call me when the time comes."

In the third world war in the ninja world, the five major countries fought in full swing, while other small countries basically watched the show to preserve their strength.

In order to prevent small countries from developing and growing, the five major countries will definitely carry out a series of actions secretly, but there will be no war on the surface.

In other words, peace will last longer.

That being the case, instead of wandering around the world with a dog, it might be more interesting to go with Toad.

It's just that all of this will happen after Minato and Kushina get married. As for now, it's better to prepare them an unforgettable wedding.

"Oh!"

"Children, my uncle is back, let me practice!"

Kicking open the door, Rong Jun returned to Hatake's house, and the noisy room fell silent instantly.

"Why are you looking at me like this? Is there a flower on my face?"

"No, but there are hickeys!"

"Hahaha! Bad dogs can kiss in groups!"

"Oh yeah!"

Obito and Asma clapped hands to celebrate, but did not notice that Rong Jun's face was getting darker and darker.

"Oh, I just said that something is wrong. It turns out that someone is really messing with me behind my back."

Rong Jun bared his teeth and showed a smile, and the surrounding air instantly became gloomy and cold.

"Exactly, because of Jiu Xinnai's generosity, I want to give them a special gift at their wedding, which is why I asked you to come here. And you two, wash up and wait for me in these two days Let's feed."

"Feed? What are you going to do?"

Due to the existence of Kushina, Kakashi is extremely sensitive to food, and he will never be able to taste the special cuisine that is worse than death but can bring the dead back to life.

"Of course it's a special dish!"

Rong Jun waved his hand and led all the little ones to the kitchen.

"First course first: Justice at the semaphore!"

"Chop up the washed beans. Remember, they must be cut into slag, then fry them in oil, add a little bit of sugar, and then serve them out."

"Then the devil's red pepper, cut into thin strips, deep-fried in a hot oil pan for ten seconds and then removed."

"Finally, this is the soul of this dish: bananas! Bananas are not peeled, they are steamed for 10 minutes, then peeled and crushed into puree, with a little soy sauce added!"

"Start the pot, boil water, put beans in cold water, put mashed bananas in boiling water, and finally put fried red peppers! Don't add any seasoning in the middle!"

"One of the Dark Cuisine: The Justice of Signal Lights! Complete!"

Rong Jun raised his knife and dropped the pots and pans, quickly made the first dish and placed it in front of everyone.

"Who will come first?"

"Ahem! I suddenly remembered that my new move is almost perfect, you guys eat first, I will develop a new move before coming over."

A faint thunder appeared in Kakashi's palm, and then disappeared instantly as an afterimage.

"Kakashi, let's have a youthful duel! Accept my challenge, let's have a showdown! The fourth wounded door of the eight-door dunjia-open!"

With green light all over his body, Maitekai followed Kakashi's footsteps and left.

"Bang!"

After Hong gave Lin a look, she fainted on the ground very naturally.

"Hong, what's wrong with you?"

Before Lin started to perform, Asma bent down to pick up Hong who fell to the ground.

"Asma, don't mess around with Hong! She is fainting caused by intermittent cardiac arrest and cerebral infarction, which caused the brain center to stop working, which caused the chakra in the meridian to scurry around and destroy it. This requires a professional medical ninja to do it. Do it, get out of the way!"

Lin's forehead was covered with cold sweat, and after saying a series of words that she didn't understand, she managed to squeeze Asma away, and rushed outside with Lin in her arms.

"goodbye!"

Obito immediately blurred, and the whole person hid in a different space.

After I die, who cares about the flood!

As for Asma, always leave a punching bag for Rong Jun.

Don't blame me bro, it's all about survival.

"Bad dog, me."

Asma looked at Rong Jun who was approaching step by step, all thoughts were lost in her heart, and the whole world lost its color.

"After eating it, you will cancel the matter of you punishing me at the Hokage Ceremony."

Rong Jun put the "Justice of Signal Light" firmly in Asma's hands, and then took a spoon and put it in the basin.

"Besides, I can take you to the whole area. He left you here and let you attract firepower by yourself. How about it?"

"I,,, I,,, I eat!"

Seeing that Rong Jun's whole body had turned white, Asma knew that she would not be able to escape this catastrophe no matter what.

"Isn't it just a dish? How unpalatable it can be!"

Asma yelled to cheer herself up, then took some from a spoon and swallowed it in one gulp.

"Sweet? It doesn't seem so bad?"

Asma opened her eyes and took a look, making sure that what she ate was the food in this pot.

"Another bite?"

The spoon was full again, and just as Asma was about to speak, a mouthful of flame burst out!
"La la la! La la la!"

"La la la?"

All the little ones outside only heard the commotion inside, what kind of delicious food did Asma eat to be so happy?
"Did the bad dog realize that he didn't plan to punish Sister Kushina?"

As soon as Obito finished speaking, he found several malicious eyes shooting at him, and even Kai looked at him like an idiot.

"What's the matter? Although the bad dog has a bit of a naughty temper, he always repays his kindness? What's the matter, am I wrong?"

Feeling that his IQ was insulted, Obito raised his voice by [-] beats to refute, hoping that Rong Jun would let himself go after hearing his praise.

He didn't want to wait for him to enter the Shenwei space again, and the dog in the space rubbed the shining meatballs to greet him.

"Hi, hi, hi."

"Let's talk about it after Asma comes out alive."

Kakashi heard the movement in the house getting smaller and smaller, guessing that the dust in the house had settled.

"squeak"

The door opened, and Asma walked out carrying the dishes with a normal expression.

"Humph!"

Seeing the curious eyes of Kakashi and the others, Asma put "Signal Justice" heavily on the table to express her anger.

"You guys don't believe in my cooking skills, so don't eat it."

Rong Jun dragged his feet and jumped onto the table. Asma ate the "justice of the signal light" with a face of intoxication, and glanced at the group of scumbags who abandoned her from time to time.

"Is it really delicious?"

Kai looked at Asma's eating image, a little eager to try.

"Try it and you'll know."

Rong Jun waved his hand, took out a spoon and handed it to Kai.

Kakashi helped Kai from behind, making him take two steps forward to take the spoon.

"Hey, not bad, sweet."

After Kai took a bite, he couldn't hold back and took another.

"Humph!"

Asma glanced at Rong Jun angrily, and left the table angrily.

"It seems really good."

Obito sneakily took a sip, and stretched out Kakashi along the way.

"I'll try it."

Hong and Lin walked over with arms crossed. It was okay for so many people to drink, coupled with their strong curiosity, they both took the first step of death.

Then, with a bang, Asma turned into a dog and instantly fell apart, and then
"Spicy hot!"

"Spicy hot!"

Sure enough, today's main theme is cheerful.

In the kitchen, Asma's mouth was swollen like two sausages. She walked outside and looked at a group of her kind, and let out a "quack quack" laugh.

Blessings are shared, difficulties are shared, and none of us will run away.

"The second course, sweet and sour taste buds."

"The third course, turtle clothes."

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None of the little ones was spared, but Kai was a bit special. He thought these things were delicious.

Sure enough, geniuses are different, not only in behavior, but also in food hobbies.

The next day, the leader of the Kingdom of Rain came to visit Konoha and signed a peace agreement with Konoha at the same time.

"My little Jiu Xinnai also has a place to belong."

Xiang Xun stood behind Jiu Xinnai, combing Fa's hair for her.

"Sister Xiangxun is not slow."

Kushina smiled, and also joked about the fragrance.

"Yeah, the suffering has passed, and we have finally ushered in the light."

Xiang Xun looked at the two people in the mirror and smiled softly.

"I hope that after Yahiko and I go back, Nagato and Xiaonan will already be together, and then a nest of small Uzumaki will regenerate. The country of Uzumaki is gone, but the Uzumaki clan is still there."

"Then how many little ones is Xiang Xun going to have?"

Kushina rubbed her stomach and smiled, she still owes Kyuubi a little guy with blue eyes.

A little guy with hair like mine and eyes like Minato.

(End of this chapter)