superhuman evolution

Chapter 17 Liposuction
"Get out of the way, let me come!"

Song Anran squeezed away the salesperson who ran over, pressed his head directly on Fang Wenxuan's forehead, and hurriedly said silently: "System, treat his stroke disease immediately!"

"Host, this action will consume your energy reserves, and it will not benefit you, so it is not recommended to perform it!"

Seeing Fang Wenxuan's sudden stroke, Song Anran felt some self-blame in his heart. If he had reminded him at that time, it is estimated that these subsequent things would not have happened.

So Song Anran was a little annoyed at the system's refusal suggestion, and shouted: "My order must be followed without delay!"

The system didn't respond, but Song Anran could feel that something inexplicable penetrated into Fang Wenxuan's head through his palm.

"Are you a doctor? Can you cure diseases? Press your palm on my husband's forehead. What kind of bullshit therapy is this?"

Zhou Xue was a little anxious. Just now Song Anran shouted back the others, and her confident appearance made her mistaken for a doctor, but judging by this posture, it was not the case at all.

In desperation, she stretched out her fat hand to beat Song Anran's hand away!
At this moment, Fang Wenxuan suddenly opened his eyes, stared at her, and shouted: "Don't be rude to Master!"

"Ah, husband, you're awake! How do you feel?" Zhou Xue was overjoyed, wiped away her tears, and howled again, "Hubby, I won't kill you anymore. Once you fail, what should I do? "

Seeing that Fang Wenxuan returned to normal, Song Anran stopped and stood up.

"Why howl, I'm not dead yet, help me up quickly!"

Seeing that Zhou Xue backed away in fear, Fang Wenxuan suddenly stiffened up, and Zhou Xue also reversed her fierceness just now, and obediently helped him up.

"It's all gone, go back to work, I'm ready!"

Standing up, Fang Wenxuan waved away the approaching employees.

He tidied up his clothes, bowed to Song Anran, straightened up, and said respectfully: "Thank you, Master, for saving your life! Master Song, if you didn't show the real ability of qigong to cure diseases, I really wouldn't dare to admit it." you!"

Hearing what he said, Song Anran knew that he recognized her, and didn't hide it anymore, and asked directly: "How did you confirm it?"

Fang Wenxuan smiled confidently, and said: "I have an ability to recognize people. As long as I have met once, I can still call out the other person's name when I meet again five years later. I just met today, and I told myself in my heart that you are You were yesterday, but you have changed so much that it made me doubt myself for the first time."

"Now you've shown your true abilities again. For an expert like you, I'm lucky enough to live three lives if I meet one person. Even if I meet two people, my ancestors would crawl out of their graves with a smile!"

Song Anran was startled, and asked in a low voice: "So, you know everything about the plane?"

He nodded slightly, and said, "My sister works for Phoenix Airlines, and she told me the truth when she knew that I was on that flight too!"

Speaking of this, Fang Wenxuan bowed again, and said: "The master can be said to have saved my life twice in a row. Such a kindness is enough for me to remember for a lifetime!"

Seeing that he said it so solemnly, Song Anran felt a little embarrassed, and said, "I saved myself on the plane, so you don't have to take it to heart. Just now you had a stroke, so it's okay to send it to the hospital for some time to recuperate!"

However, Fang Wenxuan shook his head and insisted: "Don't tell me about the plane in advance, what happened just now, I feel the most clearly! I feel confused, and there is a feeling of ecstasy, and then there is a coolness that enters from the top of my head, instantly It flowed all over my body and brought me back to reality. Master must recognize this life-saving grace!"

Zhou Xue stood by the side enduring it all the time, looked at Fang Wenxuan, then at Song Anran, and listened to the cloudy words of the two, her expression changed again and again.

Suddenly, her fat hand grabbed Fang Wenxuan's ear again, "Fang Wenxuan, you are too much! You even pretended to be ill with your cronies to lie to me. This day is unbearable! I want a divorce!"

Fang Wenxuan directly slapped Zhou Xue's hand off, and said angrily, "Zhou Xue, why are you so crazy! You can say whatever you want, don't insult the master. I really didn't pretend to be sick. Just now, Master Song really saved me. I die!"

But Zhou Xue shouted in disbelief: "Fang Wenxuan, you are now a three-year-old child! You are still a master, and you are still alive with qigong! One moment you are going to die, and the next moment you are alive and kicking. If you are not pretending to be sick, unless you He is a fairy!"

Fang Wenxuan trembled with anger, wanted to refute, but couldn't find any suitable evidence.

After all, this matter is too unbelievable, he really can't prove it, he can't let himself have another stroke.

After thinking for a while, he turned his head to Song Anran and said, "Master Song, yesterday you were still a fairy who wanted to fly with the wind, but today you are a handsome young man in troubled times. Please forgive my presumptuousness, can the master become a fairy again?" Yesterday's appearance opened the eyes of an ignorant fat woman like me!"

To speak so elegantly of what happened yesterday is really worthy of being in business.

Song Anran chuckled, and casually said: "A few days ago, I made a mistake when I was practicing Qigong, and I lost all the fat in my body. Last night, I practiced again and recovered. Then I will return to the way I was yesterday. It's not good for your body!"

Zhou Xue rolled her eyelids, glanced at Song Anran, and said disdainfully: "What are you doing for nothing? If you have the ability to wash away the fat of this old lady! You can do it, and my old lady will give you 20 yuan on the spot." , when I see you in the future, I will worship you like an ancestor!"

"You..." Song Anran was really angry, and wished she could slap her!

"Host, this is really a feasible way to absorb energy!"

At this moment, the voice of the system suddenly sounded in his mind, "This woman's body is full of fat. According to my estimation, the energy provided by this fat is enough to equal the energy you ate yesterday!"

Song Anran was taken aback, and hurriedly asked silently: "Can you really absorb her fat without damaging her health?"

"Through knowing you, I have completely deconstructed the human body structure. I am 99.9999% sure that absorbing her body fat will not damage her health, unless you wish!"

Song Anran thought about it, this is indeed a good way to absorb energy.However, he felt some nausea again, as if he had a feeling of cannibalism.

Suddenly, he thought of a question, and asked pleasantly: "System, that is to say, can you directly extract and transform energy from various foods outside my body?"

"No! I was activated by your stimulation. In essence, I cannot exist independently without your body! But as human beings, their basic constituent particles are about 90% higher than yours. Similarity. This allows me to integrate into their bodies for a short time through your close contact with them in a certain way."

The system's explanation made Song Anran somewhat ignorant, but the only thing he could be sure of was that he could indeed absorb Zhou Xue's excess body fat through the system!

Thinking about the pain of overeating last night, looking at Zhou Xue who was like a bucket in front of him, and her provocative and contemptuous eyes, Song Anran finally made up his mind.

It can not only avoid the distress caused by his non-stop eating, but also make a big fat man slim down, and make her believe in his ability. It can kill three birds with one stone.

Pretending to be an expert, Song Anran cast a cold glance at Zhou Xue, then turned to Fang Wenxuan and said, "Find a secluded place, and today I will make an exception and demonstrate to you what is liposuction qigong!"

"Okay!" Fang Wenxuan shouted excitedly, and shouted loudly: "Today, you all get off work early, and your salary will be doubled. Hurry up and leave!"

Ten minutes later, except for Lao Li who was still working in that workshop, all the salespersons left completely, and all the anti-theft doors and windows fell down. The watch shop became a closed space!
Song Anran sat cross-legged on the ground with his legs crossed, but Zhou Xue was too fat to sit cross-legged, so he could only kneel on his fat legs with his back facing him.

Song Anran understands very well why Taoist priests and monks have to pay so much attention to rituals and rituals.

In fact, these things have no practical effect at all, but these pre-ceremonies are necessary, and they are very necessary, otherwise you will not be able to show your professionalism, and you will not be able to fool people.

Therefore, Song Anran also temporarily thought of some preliminary ceremonies, to fool around a bit first.

He first calmed down for 5 minutes; then he gesticulated randomly for 5 minutes, pretending to be profound and letting his fingers fly up and down, and the system also sweated a lot on his forehead; then, he held his breath hard, making himself blush The neck was thick, as if he had been constipated for ten days; at last he suddenly yelled, and with a slap, his palms stuck to Zhou Xue's back.

Fang Wenxuan stood by the side all the time, staring at Song Anran very excitedly, not daring to take a breath, lest he disturb Song Anran and affect his great performance.

When Song Anran's palm was attached to Zhou Xue's back, Fang Wenxuan's eyes immediately widened, as if seeing a ghost, his face was full of disbelief.

Zhou Xue's bulging body, like snow touching fiery red molten iron, is melting at a speed visible to the naked eye!Especially her big pie face, which is advancing quickly like an oval face.

Fang Wenxuan's heart immediately became hot. The 20-year-old Xiao Xuexue who will always reside in his heart is about to reappear in the world?

(End of this chapter)