I have a house of all things

Chapter 291 Do I Look Like a Bald Head Without a Nose?

"Me? That's not good. After all, I don't have much experience in love. It must be difficult for me to be a boyfriend."

"Otherwise, it's still Bernal, that guy has a lot of experience, and he must be replaced!"

Being Shirley's fake boyfriend?
For the old-fashioned plots that have been written badly in this kind of novels, Li Lin expressed his gratitude and indifference.

We're not good at acting, you'd better hire someone else who is smart.

Of course, Li Lin's refusal is also true.

Originally, he really didn't have much experience in love, even if he knew something, it was just talk on paper.

If you really want him to pretend to be Shirley's boyfriend, I'm afraid it won't be the rhythm of revealing his secrets as soon as he appears on the stage.

Forget it, you'd better find someone more professional.

"Bernal absolutely not! Only you can!"

Although Li Lin's refusal was straightforward, it's a pity that Shirley didn't like him at all.

You came up with the idea, and you came up with the plan. Now that it's a critical moment, you want to get out and leave?Want to pass the blame on to someone else?

How can that be!

"Please! Only you can help me! Please..."

As a straight man of steel, Li Lin has always had the kind of personality that takes the soft but not the tough.

According to Shirley's past behavior, when she said that only you can do it, Li Lin can almost imagine that she will definitely force herself not to explain next.

In fact, once Shirley really got tough, Li Lin would never compromise.

However, the reality is just the opposite.

Although Shirley did act a bit aggressive at first, her attitude softened very quickly, and even when she faced Li Lin, she even showed a pleading look on her face.

you……

You don't play by the rules!
If you were tougher, wouldn't I have a reason to refuse more thoroughly!

But now that I'm like this, how can I be so hard-hearted? Hey!

"Don't be like this..."

"Please……"

"Okay, okay! I promised, why not!"

Well, in the end Li Lin still didn't stand up to Shirley's pleading, and agreed softly.

But after agreeing, he also had a headache again.

For no reason, I want to be someone's shield boyfriend.

I have never had this kind of experience, how should I operate it?
"I declare in advance, I agree, I agree, but I really don't know what to do. If something goes wrong and your feet are exposed, don't blame me."

For himself, Li Lin really didn't have confidence, so before he really started, he also took precautions in advance.

He didn't graduate from an acting major, and he didn't have any experience in dating. He was completely a noob. He didn't care whether he dug or buried this pit, so don't expect too much.

"It's okay! I've never had a boyfriend before, so let's just figure it out and make Wally believe it!"

Although Li Lin had been vaccinated, Xueli didn't seem to care about it at all.

No, rather than saying that she didn't care, her reaction was as if she saw her companion, and even faintly, Li Lin could still see a little bit of excitement from her expression.

excited?

Wait!
What's happening here?
"Since it's a relationship, the name must be changed. How should I call you? A Lin? Lin Lin? Or Xiao Lin?"

I don't know if it's Li Lin's illusion, but he always feels that Xue Li seems to have great enthusiasm and curiosity about love.

Just turning around, she came to the door excitedly, not only that, she even proposed to change her name as soon as they met.

"Well... I think it's good to just call you by name..."

Regarding the series of nicknames proposed by Shirley, Li Lin's expression turned dark.

Kobayashi?

Am I like a bald man with no nose?

Besides, you are not number 18, okay?
Am I going to play the role of Tucao slave just after waking up today?
Give me a little bit of credit, hey!
"No, no! It's too unfamiliar to call you by name directly, it doesn't seem like you're dating at all."

"Well... let's call you Alin. This is a good name. In order to avoid being exposed in the future, I will call you that in the future."

Although Li Lin has complained countless times in his heart, but seeing Shirley like that, she is still obsessed with nicknames and cannot extricate herself.

Not only that, a single nickname is not enough, she also has more operations waiting for Li Lin!

"The title is confirmed, um... I'll see next, is it holding hands? That's right! It's holding hands!"

"In order to avoid exposure, it is still impossible to avoid those relatively intimate contacts, or let's try now?"

No, the second love operation after the continuation of the nickname appeared.

holding hands...

This is no problem.

only……

"The book in your hand...what's the matter?"

At this moment, Li Lin was staring at the book in Shirley's hand with a speechless face, and the corners of his mouth were still twitching from time to time.

There's no way, there are so many flaws right now that he doesn't know how to start!
"Girl's First Love Collection"?
What the hell is the title of this book!
"You mean this book? This is the love strategy I found on the Internet last night! Should I say that it is really worthy of the world of science and technology? I placed an order that night, and it was delivered this morning."

"A lot of knowledge here is very useful, do you want to take a look?"

Seeing Li Lin aware of the love secrets in his hands, Shirley's expression immediately became a little excited.

Subconsciously raising the book in her hand, she even had the heart to let Li Lin study with her.

have a look?

Almost subconsciously, Li Lin took over this "Girl's First Love Book".

Then when he opened the book and read the contents...

Well……

Basic articles?
Promotion article?
The ultimate chapter?
It takes so much space to talk about a relationship?

Check out the basics...

Well, it looks quite pure. It is nothing more than an introduction to the various problems that men and women need to face in the early stages of their relationship, such as how to increase some interesting things between the two. Although it cannot be said to be practical, it is also a pertinent suggestion.

Then skip the basic article and look at the promotion article.

Yo!
This is great

Is this already the case for the promotion chapter?
As for the final chapter...

!!!

Lying in a groove!

When Li Lin skimmed through the basic chapter and the promotion chapter, and then saw the ultimate chapter at the end, he showed a stunned expression before he turned two pages.

He also closed the book immediately when he noticed Xue Li's puzzled expression.

What the hell is this book of love?

(End of this chapter)