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Chapter 492 Embarrassment
Chapter 492 Embarrassment
"I can't seem to beat this pig..."
Lin Hong muttered in a low voice, and directly used Taxue Wuhen to escape, feeling helpless.
It's not that he can't really fight, generally speaking, the strength of this dragon pig is only half immortal, but it's not easy for him to take out the Chengying sword, and it's not easy to use the Dugu sword art, otherwise the identity of the Zongmen Dabi will be exposed when the time comes.
"Whoosh——" An arrow was shot precisely, directly into the dragon pig's body.
"Aww—"
The dragon pig fell to the ground and howled.
Although it has the blood of a dragon, it is actually only a juvenile.
Lin Hong exhaled and looked at Xianghan: "You won't just shoot it to death, will you?"
"No, this kind of fairy beast has very strong vitality, and it can recover in a few days. The most important thing is to tame it."
Xianghan shook his head, stepped forward, and pulled out the arrow from Longzhu's body.
"Yin—" the dragon pig howled in pain.
Lin Hong rubbed his temples, it was really painful to look at.
Xianghan pressed Longzhu's entire body with her hand: "Be my pet, or die, choose one yourself."
"Aw, Aww -"
The dragon pig made a weird sound, judging from its emotions, it was clearly cursing.
"Then you die." Xianghan took out the arrow and was about to stab it in his hand.
"Yan—"
Dragon Pig instantly panicked and struggled.
Xianghan chuckled: "Then would you like to be my pet?"
Longzhu learned to be honest this time, and nodded humanely.
"Well."
As Xianghan said, she took out two talismans, one was pasted on Longzhu's body, and the other was pasted on herself.
As the two talismans merged into their respective bodies, Xianghan rubbed the pig's head and stood up: "From today onwards, you are my pet."
"Yan—"
The dragon pig was weak, and the wound on his body was still bleeding.
"Those two talismans are master-servant talismans, a kind of talisman specially used to tame pets. After they succeed, the pet's life or death is a matter of the master's thought." The heart demon explained to Lin Hong at this time.
Lin Hong responded lightly.
Xianghan fed Longzhu two recovery pills: "I will treat you kindly in the future."
"Yan—"
The dragon pig twitched and screamed for a while before getting up weakly. All the wounds on his body had recovered, but there was still some pain.
It looked at Lin Hong: "Aww—"
If you can't offend your master, you can always offend other people, right?
Lin Hong let out a sigh of relief. It is impossible for him to meet the pig when he is free... right?
Since he took out the pork from the storage ring, he started to grill it on the fire.
"Aww—"
Longzhu hid behind Xianghan, terrified.
Lin Hong smiled lightly, and said to Xianghan: "To congratulate you on getting the fairy beast, I invite you to eat roast pork and roast suckling pig."
After he finished speaking, he took out a suckling pig that had been processed long ago from the storage ring.
"Yan—"
The dragon pigs are already terrified, what are they eating?What I eat looks like myself!
Xianghan was in a good mood: "Thank you, but what do you mean by roast suckling pig?"
She didn't understand it, she just knew about roast pork.
"Wait a minute, you'll know soon..."
Lin Hong chuckled, and set up the suckling pig on the fire. The pork that was roasted before had also been roasted. He took out some secret seasoning and sprinkled it on.
"It smells so good." Xianghan didn't pay attention, almost drooling.
He is obviously already in the category of a fairy, and has almost no need for lust, but the pork he roasted smells so delicious!
Lin Hong chuckled and handed the roasted pork to her.
Even if the secret seasoning is sprinkled on the wood, it can make the wood extremely delicious, not to mention the local delicious roast pork?
The dragon pig leaned forward at this time, and even wanted to eat it.
"Do you want to eat it too? Will it be a problem for pigs to eat pigs? Xianghan was happily eating roast pork and asked Lin Hong curiously."
"It's not a pure pig. If you eat it, you'll eat it...your skirt!"
Lin Hong looked over, but saw that Xianghan was eating barbecue wholeheartedly, and the dragon pig had already eaten half of her skirt, and the spring was bright for a while.
"What's wrong?" Xianghan was puzzled at first, and then only heard a "snap", her entire skirt was bitten off by the dragon pig.
It's not just spring, it's overflowing!
"That...well, I didn't see anything."
Lin Hong quickly closed his eyes. The Immortal World is just like the ancient China. Underwear and underwear were not popularized. Now...it is really embarrassing.
He then heard the sound of Longzhu being violently beaten, and Xianghan sobbing aggrievedly.
"I still have a spare skirt here, you can use it." Lin Hong still closed his eyes, took out a skirt and threw it to him.
Accompanied by rustling sounds, the sobbing was heard for a while, and then the scream of the dragon pig being violently beaten.
"Open your eyes."
Xianghan opened her mouth, she had already put on a new skirt.
Lin Hong opened his eyes: "It suits you very well."
Long Zhu lay on his stomach, doubting Zhu Sheng, what about treating himself well?
"Did you really not see anything?"
Xianghan's eye sockets were swollen, and her cheeks were so red that she was about to bleed. Looking at Lin Hong, she asked this question very shamefully, even knowingly.
"I didn't see it, I definitely didn't see anything." Lin Hong looked serious, but touched his nose involuntarily.
"Why...why do you carry a skirt with you?"
Xianghan hugged her legs silently and found this problem.
"I picked it up on the road, so I brought it with me." Lin Hong replied casually, a little embarrassed, and easily remembered the previous scene, and couldn't hold back the evil fire in his heart.
"Smelly pig, don't bite my skirt again, you understand?"
Xianghan gave Longzhu the meat skewers that fell on the ground, and then patted its head with his hands.
The dragon pig is delicious: "Aww——"
No one understands what it is saying, and no one knows whether to agree or not.
"Don't tell what happened today."
Xianghan began to remind Lin Hong softly.
"Don't worry, I will never say anything." Lin Hong nodded seriously.
Wouldn't it be boring and troublesome to talk about this kind of thing?
Now he is a little lucky, fortunately he is using the identity of a masked Taoist priest, otherwise he and Xianghan will die of embarrassment when they return to the sect.
"Are you a disciple of Taoism?"
Xianghan's face was still red, she was extremely ashamed, just like this was seen by others...
"Well, from Taoism." Lin Hong replied, and it's okay for him to say so, the Taoist sect in the world is one family, and although he is in the immortal sect, he is also a member of Taoism.
"Looks like something's gone wrong."
Xianghan sniffed and smelled a paste.
Lin Hong's complexion changed, and he looked towards the fire: "Roast suckling pig!"
The temperature of the fire was so high that it was impossible to roast it slowly. It didn't take long for the roast suckling pig to become a bit mushy.
"It's ready to eat, I'll sprinkle the seasoning first." He quickly changed the position of the roast suckling pig and the shelf, and then sprinkled the seasoning.
"It's delicious...how about you come to be my cook?"
Xianghan silently ate a small piece and said.
(End of this chapter)
"I can't seem to beat this pig..."
Lin Hong muttered in a low voice, and directly used Taxue Wuhen to escape, feeling helpless.
It's not that he can't really fight, generally speaking, the strength of this dragon pig is only half immortal, but it's not easy for him to take out the Chengying sword, and it's not easy to use the Dugu sword art, otherwise the identity of the Zongmen Dabi will be exposed when the time comes.
"Whoosh——" An arrow was shot precisely, directly into the dragon pig's body.
"Aww—"
The dragon pig fell to the ground and howled.
Although it has the blood of a dragon, it is actually only a juvenile.
Lin Hong exhaled and looked at Xianghan: "You won't just shoot it to death, will you?"
"No, this kind of fairy beast has very strong vitality, and it can recover in a few days. The most important thing is to tame it."
Xianghan shook his head, stepped forward, and pulled out the arrow from Longzhu's body.
"Yin—" the dragon pig howled in pain.
Lin Hong rubbed his temples, it was really painful to look at.
Xianghan pressed Longzhu's entire body with her hand: "Be my pet, or die, choose one yourself."
"Aw, Aww -"
The dragon pig made a weird sound, judging from its emotions, it was clearly cursing.
"Then you die." Xianghan took out the arrow and was about to stab it in his hand.
"Yan—"
Dragon Pig instantly panicked and struggled.
Xianghan chuckled: "Then would you like to be my pet?"
Longzhu learned to be honest this time, and nodded humanely.
"Well."
As Xianghan said, she took out two talismans, one was pasted on Longzhu's body, and the other was pasted on herself.
As the two talismans merged into their respective bodies, Xianghan rubbed the pig's head and stood up: "From today onwards, you are my pet."
"Yan—"
The dragon pig was weak, and the wound on his body was still bleeding.
"Those two talismans are master-servant talismans, a kind of talisman specially used to tame pets. After they succeed, the pet's life or death is a matter of the master's thought." The heart demon explained to Lin Hong at this time.
Lin Hong responded lightly.
Xianghan fed Longzhu two recovery pills: "I will treat you kindly in the future."
"Yan—"
The dragon pig twitched and screamed for a while before getting up weakly. All the wounds on his body had recovered, but there was still some pain.
It looked at Lin Hong: "Aww—"
If you can't offend your master, you can always offend other people, right?
Lin Hong let out a sigh of relief. It is impossible for him to meet the pig when he is free... right?
Since he took out the pork from the storage ring, he started to grill it on the fire.
"Aww—"
Longzhu hid behind Xianghan, terrified.
Lin Hong smiled lightly, and said to Xianghan: "To congratulate you on getting the fairy beast, I invite you to eat roast pork and roast suckling pig."
After he finished speaking, he took out a suckling pig that had been processed long ago from the storage ring.
"Yan—"
The dragon pigs are already terrified, what are they eating?What I eat looks like myself!
Xianghan was in a good mood: "Thank you, but what do you mean by roast suckling pig?"
She didn't understand it, she just knew about roast pork.
"Wait a minute, you'll know soon..."
Lin Hong chuckled, and set up the suckling pig on the fire. The pork that was roasted before had also been roasted. He took out some secret seasoning and sprinkled it on.
"It smells so good." Xianghan didn't pay attention, almost drooling.
He is obviously already in the category of a fairy, and has almost no need for lust, but the pork he roasted smells so delicious!
Lin Hong chuckled and handed the roasted pork to her.
Even if the secret seasoning is sprinkled on the wood, it can make the wood extremely delicious, not to mention the local delicious roast pork?
The dragon pig leaned forward at this time, and even wanted to eat it.
"Do you want to eat it too? Will it be a problem for pigs to eat pigs? Xianghan was happily eating roast pork and asked Lin Hong curiously."
"It's not a pure pig. If you eat it, you'll eat it...your skirt!"
Lin Hong looked over, but saw that Xianghan was eating barbecue wholeheartedly, and the dragon pig had already eaten half of her skirt, and the spring was bright for a while.
"What's wrong?" Xianghan was puzzled at first, and then only heard a "snap", her entire skirt was bitten off by the dragon pig.
It's not just spring, it's overflowing!
"That...well, I didn't see anything."
Lin Hong quickly closed his eyes. The Immortal World is just like the ancient China. Underwear and underwear were not popularized. Now...it is really embarrassing.
He then heard the sound of Longzhu being violently beaten, and Xianghan sobbing aggrievedly.
"I still have a spare skirt here, you can use it." Lin Hong still closed his eyes, took out a skirt and threw it to him.
Accompanied by rustling sounds, the sobbing was heard for a while, and then the scream of the dragon pig being violently beaten.
"Open your eyes."
Xianghan opened her mouth, she had already put on a new skirt.
Lin Hong opened his eyes: "It suits you very well."
Long Zhu lay on his stomach, doubting Zhu Sheng, what about treating himself well?
"Did you really not see anything?"
Xianghan's eye sockets were swollen, and her cheeks were so red that she was about to bleed. Looking at Lin Hong, she asked this question very shamefully, even knowingly.
"I didn't see it, I definitely didn't see anything." Lin Hong looked serious, but touched his nose involuntarily.
"Why...why do you carry a skirt with you?"
Xianghan hugged her legs silently and found this problem.
"I picked it up on the road, so I brought it with me." Lin Hong replied casually, a little embarrassed, and easily remembered the previous scene, and couldn't hold back the evil fire in his heart.
"Smelly pig, don't bite my skirt again, you understand?"
Xianghan gave Longzhu the meat skewers that fell on the ground, and then patted its head with his hands.
The dragon pig is delicious: "Aww——"
No one understands what it is saying, and no one knows whether to agree or not.
"Don't tell what happened today."
Xianghan began to remind Lin Hong softly.
"Don't worry, I will never say anything." Lin Hong nodded seriously.
Wouldn't it be boring and troublesome to talk about this kind of thing?
Now he is a little lucky, fortunately he is using the identity of a masked Taoist priest, otherwise he and Xianghan will die of embarrassment when they return to the sect.
"Are you a disciple of Taoism?"
Xianghan's face was still red, she was extremely ashamed, just like this was seen by others...
"Well, from Taoism." Lin Hong replied, and it's okay for him to say so, the Taoist sect in the world is one family, and although he is in the immortal sect, he is also a member of Taoism.
"Looks like something's gone wrong."
Xianghan sniffed and smelled a paste.
Lin Hong's complexion changed, and he looked towards the fire: "Roast suckling pig!"
The temperature of the fire was so high that it was impossible to roast it slowly. It didn't take long for the roast suckling pig to become a bit mushy.
"It's ready to eat, I'll sprinkle the seasoning first." He quickly changed the position of the roast suckling pig and the shelf, and then sprinkled the seasoning.
"It's delicious...how about you come to be my cook?"
Xianghan silently ate a small piece and said.
(End of this chapter)
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