I can pick up trash
Chapter 24
Chapter 24
Without saying a word, Pang Shanwen threw himself into Lin Hong's arms and acted like a baby.
Touching the hair of the girl in his arms, Lin Hong raised his eyebrows provocatively at Yan Ruyu.
I laughed, can I have a system that is inferior to yours?
Just now, he sprayed himself with face value perfume. People who wear this perfume will have a very strong attraction to the opposite sex within an hour.
"Handsome, let's add a WX, shall we?"
"This is my business card, I will wait for you at XXX tonight~"
"I'm going to give birth to monkeys for you!"
But I don't know when, women of all ages have gathered around.
And Pang Shanwen in his arms was draped over Lin Hong's body like an octopus, and he couldn't even pull it off.
Yan Ruyu had a look of disbelief.
Could it be that this guy is more handsome than himself?How can this be! ?
Once the situation got out of hand, even Pang Sansheng's group of people who were chatting about business hurried over.
"Wife, what are you doing, wife!"
"Girl, you are only six years old..."
Lin Hong was squeezed so tightly that he couldn't get enough kicks. The main reason was that Pang Shanwen was holding him too tightly...
It was supposed to form a cushioning pad, but it happened to be an airport.
Could it be that I, a martial arts master, will be squeezed to death here?
In the chaos, Lin Hong squeezed outside and finally found the stairs to go upstairs.
When he came to the second floor and came across the first door, he pushed it open and walked in without hesitation.
"Phew...it's finally all right, little ancestor, take it easy."
Lin Hong locked the door behind his back, and was about to breathe a sigh of relief when Pang Shanwen in his arms was strangled by him.
Just as he turned around helplessly, he saw a girl changing clothes.
The most embarrassing thing was that the girl was stuffing weapons like pistols and daggers into her clothes.
"Uh... If I'm not mistaken, you're here to kill me, right?"
Swallowing a mouthful of spit, Lin Hong took out a large number of props from the storage ring.
The female assassin shook her head, her face flushed a little: "How could I hurt the officer, officer, hug me~"
She stepped forward, put her arms around Lin Hong's neck, panting heavily.
"No... get up and get dressed." Lin Hong's nose bleeds unconsciously.
Just at this moment, the door was knocked hard with a bang.
"No, you have to hide quickly!"
Lin Hong looked around and found that this was a bedroom with a very large double bed in the center. Before he had time to think about it, he got in.
Looking at the female assassin beside him: "Shut up!"
"Good officer~"
The female assassin nodded, and then, she stuck out her tongue and licked Lin Hong's neck lightly.
It's like getting an electric shock all over, who can resist it!
The door was knocked open, and a group of women walked in, but when they saw no one, they backed out again.
"It should be fine." Lin Hong breathed a sigh of relief, and quietly crawled out from under the bed.
"You two...hey, forget it."
Sighing helplessly, he closed the door and put the female assassin's clothes on her.
Don't use this perfume in the future, it's too harmful.
Lin Hong sat on the bed, holding the perfume in his hand, and now he really realized his dream of hugging left and right.
"Honghong, do you like me?"
Pang Shanwen raised his head, blinked his big eyes, and said in a whiny voice.
The corner of the mouth trembled: "I like it, I like you the most!"
"whee……"
Pang Shanwen shyly buried his head in Lin Hong's arms and rubbed it, still curling up on him like an octopus.
The effective time of the perfume is still 10 minutes...
Wait, after the limited time of the perfume, they will all remember what happened.
Fortunately, Pang Shanwen said that this female assassin...
It would be strange if he didn't kill himself!
"Ahem, little beauty, shall we play a game?" Lin Hong looked at the female assassin.
"Whatever you want to play, I will play with you."
The female assassin said immediately.
Lin Hong looked around and found a rope that was just right in thickness and length.
Looking at the female assassin: "You have to be obedient and don't resist..."
…………
……
Looking at the female assassin who was tied up in the cabinet, Lin Hong finally breathed a sigh of relief.
"Uuuuuuu..."
The female assassin wanted to say something, but because her mouth was blocked by the clothes Lin Hongxun had brought, she couldn't speak.
Lin Hong closed the cabinet door and took out his mobile phone to call the police, but the door handle suddenly moved.
"Who is here again!?"
Drilling quickly under the bed, the door was opened.
Many people came in, Lin Hong could not see their faces clearly, only their shoes.
"Will it be rewarding this time?"
"I hope, not to mention that rich merchants in the capital like to collect strange things, maybe there just happens to be."
These people were talking, but Lin Hong was careful not to make a sound.
Inexplicably, he smiled wryly.
I am not a thief, why do I hide under the bed like a thief?
But going out now will definitely take a long time to explain, so don't waste this time...
"Ring Ling Ling..."
The cell phone rang suddenly, and Lin Hong couldn't help cursing when he saw the caller number.
I haven't contacted for more than a year, you come to cheat me at this time!
"Who, come out!" The people outside shouted.
"Hi everybody."
After turning off the phone, Lin Hong slowly crawled out from under the bed, smiling awkwardly.
"Who are you, why are you hiding under the bed and eavesdropping?"
A man asked aloud, frowning tightly.
Lin Hong smiled awkwardly: "I said the bottom of the bed is broken, and I'm repairing the bottom of the bed, do you believe me?"
"Heh." The man sneered, "You think I'm a fool? You don't wear work clothes when you fix the bed!?"
Is it actually a complaint about this...
Scratching his head, Lin Hong looked at the five people in front of him for a while, not knowing what to say.
Since you can't say it, then...
Pushing away the people in front of him, he ran out and called the police at the same time to deal with the female assassin.
"Huh, they didn't catch up."
Back at the banquet, it happened that the perfume had expired.
Looking at Pang Shanwen hanging in his arms: "Little silly girl, come down?"
"Find a place where no one is around and don't show my face."
Pang Shanwen was so shy that he had no face to face others.
Lin Hong shrugged indifferently: "There's nothing wrong with the little girl clinging to her brother, come down quickly, I can't hold on anymore."
"All right……"
When he got down from Lin Hong's arms, he saw many people were looking at him, making fun of him.
Blushing, she didn't know what happened to her just now.
"Ring Ling Ling..."
The phone rang again suddenly, and Lin Hong raised his hand to answer it.
"Why are you hanging up on my phone? I came back from studying abroad and applied directly to your university."
There is a man on the other end of the phone, the same age as Lin Hong, named Xiao Feng, they have been buddies since elementary school.
Xiao Feng has been studying abroad since he graduated from middle school, and they haven't seen each other for nearly a year.
"Did you get expelled from school?" Lin Hong was speechless, and when he found out that the pastries had changed, he immediately moved forward.
"Hey, don't think I'm old, let's do this first, see you in a few days!"
After Xiao Feng finished speaking, he hung up the phone.
"This guy, almost killed me..."
Lin Hong curled his lips and put the phone back, only to see Pang Shanwen standing in front of him with his mouth pouting.
(End of this chapter)
Without saying a word, Pang Shanwen threw himself into Lin Hong's arms and acted like a baby.
Touching the hair of the girl in his arms, Lin Hong raised his eyebrows provocatively at Yan Ruyu.
I laughed, can I have a system that is inferior to yours?
Just now, he sprayed himself with face value perfume. People who wear this perfume will have a very strong attraction to the opposite sex within an hour.
"Handsome, let's add a WX, shall we?"
"This is my business card, I will wait for you at XXX tonight~"
"I'm going to give birth to monkeys for you!"
But I don't know when, women of all ages have gathered around.
And Pang Shanwen in his arms was draped over Lin Hong's body like an octopus, and he couldn't even pull it off.
Yan Ruyu had a look of disbelief.
Could it be that this guy is more handsome than himself?How can this be! ?
Once the situation got out of hand, even Pang Sansheng's group of people who were chatting about business hurried over.
"Wife, what are you doing, wife!"
"Girl, you are only six years old..."
Lin Hong was squeezed so tightly that he couldn't get enough kicks. The main reason was that Pang Shanwen was holding him too tightly...
It was supposed to form a cushioning pad, but it happened to be an airport.
Could it be that I, a martial arts master, will be squeezed to death here?
In the chaos, Lin Hong squeezed outside and finally found the stairs to go upstairs.
When he came to the second floor and came across the first door, he pushed it open and walked in without hesitation.
"Phew...it's finally all right, little ancestor, take it easy."
Lin Hong locked the door behind his back, and was about to breathe a sigh of relief when Pang Shanwen in his arms was strangled by him.
Just as he turned around helplessly, he saw a girl changing clothes.
The most embarrassing thing was that the girl was stuffing weapons like pistols and daggers into her clothes.
"Uh... If I'm not mistaken, you're here to kill me, right?"
Swallowing a mouthful of spit, Lin Hong took out a large number of props from the storage ring.
The female assassin shook her head, her face flushed a little: "How could I hurt the officer, officer, hug me~"
She stepped forward, put her arms around Lin Hong's neck, panting heavily.
"No... get up and get dressed." Lin Hong's nose bleeds unconsciously.
Just at this moment, the door was knocked hard with a bang.
"No, you have to hide quickly!"
Lin Hong looked around and found that this was a bedroom with a very large double bed in the center. Before he had time to think about it, he got in.
Looking at the female assassin beside him: "Shut up!"
"Good officer~"
The female assassin nodded, and then, she stuck out her tongue and licked Lin Hong's neck lightly.
It's like getting an electric shock all over, who can resist it!
The door was knocked open, and a group of women walked in, but when they saw no one, they backed out again.
"It should be fine." Lin Hong breathed a sigh of relief, and quietly crawled out from under the bed.
"You two...hey, forget it."
Sighing helplessly, he closed the door and put the female assassin's clothes on her.
Don't use this perfume in the future, it's too harmful.
Lin Hong sat on the bed, holding the perfume in his hand, and now he really realized his dream of hugging left and right.
"Honghong, do you like me?"
Pang Shanwen raised his head, blinked his big eyes, and said in a whiny voice.
The corner of the mouth trembled: "I like it, I like you the most!"
"whee……"
Pang Shanwen shyly buried his head in Lin Hong's arms and rubbed it, still curling up on him like an octopus.
The effective time of the perfume is still 10 minutes...
Wait, after the limited time of the perfume, they will all remember what happened.
Fortunately, Pang Shanwen said that this female assassin...
It would be strange if he didn't kill himself!
"Ahem, little beauty, shall we play a game?" Lin Hong looked at the female assassin.
"Whatever you want to play, I will play with you."
The female assassin said immediately.
Lin Hong looked around and found a rope that was just right in thickness and length.
Looking at the female assassin: "You have to be obedient and don't resist..."
…………
……
Looking at the female assassin who was tied up in the cabinet, Lin Hong finally breathed a sigh of relief.
"Uuuuuuu..."
The female assassin wanted to say something, but because her mouth was blocked by the clothes Lin Hongxun had brought, she couldn't speak.
Lin Hong closed the cabinet door and took out his mobile phone to call the police, but the door handle suddenly moved.
"Who is here again!?"
Drilling quickly under the bed, the door was opened.
Many people came in, Lin Hong could not see their faces clearly, only their shoes.
"Will it be rewarding this time?"
"I hope, not to mention that rich merchants in the capital like to collect strange things, maybe there just happens to be."
These people were talking, but Lin Hong was careful not to make a sound.
Inexplicably, he smiled wryly.
I am not a thief, why do I hide under the bed like a thief?
But going out now will definitely take a long time to explain, so don't waste this time...
"Ring Ling Ling..."
The cell phone rang suddenly, and Lin Hong couldn't help cursing when he saw the caller number.
I haven't contacted for more than a year, you come to cheat me at this time!
"Who, come out!" The people outside shouted.
"Hi everybody."
After turning off the phone, Lin Hong slowly crawled out from under the bed, smiling awkwardly.
"Who are you, why are you hiding under the bed and eavesdropping?"
A man asked aloud, frowning tightly.
Lin Hong smiled awkwardly: "I said the bottom of the bed is broken, and I'm repairing the bottom of the bed, do you believe me?"
"Heh." The man sneered, "You think I'm a fool? You don't wear work clothes when you fix the bed!?"
Is it actually a complaint about this...
Scratching his head, Lin Hong looked at the five people in front of him for a while, not knowing what to say.
Since you can't say it, then...
Pushing away the people in front of him, he ran out and called the police at the same time to deal with the female assassin.
"Huh, they didn't catch up."
Back at the banquet, it happened that the perfume had expired.
Looking at Pang Shanwen hanging in his arms: "Little silly girl, come down?"
"Find a place where no one is around and don't show my face."
Pang Shanwen was so shy that he had no face to face others.
Lin Hong shrugged indifferently: "There's nothing wrong with the little girl clinging to her brother, come down quickly, I can't hold on anymore."
"All right……"
When he got down from Lin Hong's arms, he saw many people were looking at him, making fun of him.
Blushing, she didn't know what happened to her just now.
"Ring Ling Ling..."
The phone rang again suddenly, and Lin Hong raised his hand to answer it.
"Why are you hanging up on my phone? I came back from studying abroad and applied directly to your university."
There is a man on the other end of the phone, the same age as Lin Hong, named Xiao Feng, they have been buddies since elementary school.
Xiao Feng has been studying abroad since he graduated from middle school, and they haven't seen each other for nearly a year.
"Did you get expelled from school?" Lin Hong was speechless, and when he found out that the pastries had changed, he immediately moved forward.
"Hey, don't think I'm old, let's do this first, see you in a few days!"
After Xiao Feng finished speaking, he hung up the phone.
"This guy, almost killed me..."
Lin Hong curled his lips and put the phone back, only to see Pang Shanwen standing in front of him with his mouth pouting.
(End of this chapter)
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