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Chapter 72 The Stupid Brother Under High Tension
Chapter 72 The Stupid Brother Under High Tension
For rural people, there are rules for blind dates.
For example, when meeting for the first time, they are not happy to eat together. They usually find a place to see and chat with each other first, to feel the feeling.
Go to the next step, if not, just pull it down.
The meeting place is chosen by the matchmaker, neither at the man's house nor at the woman's house, and the man has to pay for sugar, melon seeds and other things to avoid awkward conversations.
Xiaojun's mother simply arranged the blind date meeting of the Kong brothers at her home, and Kong's mother had also bought melon seeds and sugar. To show courtesy, Kong, Mencius and his younger brother were also ordered to wait here early.
"Brother, have you met the Wu family sisters before?"
Looking at his younger brother who was obviously nervous, Kong Meng smiled and said, "Don't be so excited. This blind date is obviously because our mother can't save face, so she had to drag us here. If you are serious, you will lose."
Kong Ren shook his head: "Of course I know, but this is the first time in my life after all.
And I'm different from you, your target is obviously those beautiful neighbors who are rich in Zhongzhou, and I can only make do with it nearby, so I have to take it seriously! "
Kong Meng angrily kicked his younger brother's thigh: You are the only one who talks nonsense!
At this time, Xiaojun's mother walked into the room: "The people from the Wu family are here, are you brothers ready?"
Kong Ren immediately became more nervous, Kong Meng just nodded, and was about to go out, but was stopped by Xiaojun's mother:
"What are you anxious about, kid? Even if the daughters of the Wu family are better than each other, you still have to listen to my arrangements, you know?"
Kong Meng sweated a lot, and he went out by himself just thinking that the meeting would be over early, when did he get anxious?
But he still showed a knowing expression: "Auntie, what should I do next?"
Xiaojun's mother obviously had already thought about it: "According to our rules, it's okay for you two to meet each other at the same time. It's the first time, just to see your appearance and chat casually.
But in the current situation, you two are brothers, they are sisters, and the ages are also crossed, it's always easy to say. "
Confucius and Mencius rolled their eyes helplessly: It's all in such a mess, you, the old man, know how to say it or not!
Xiaojun's mother continued: "So I made up my mind, let's come one by one, you brothers go out first, one person, and the other one is waiting here, when the first one is done, the other one will come."
Kong Ren hurriedly said: "Why don't my brother go first, the boss first!"
Kong Meng nodded, he didn't care anyway, as long as he went out to make a sample.
But Xiaojun's mother stared: "Your brother has to wait, you come first."
"What?"
"Because the sisters also want the boss to come first, do you know that the man should have a good manner?"
"Uh...good!"
The main house of Xiaojun’s mother’s house has three rooms, which are divided into the east wing, the living room and the west wing.
The Confucius and Mencius brothers are now in the East Wing, and the Wu family sisters are arranged in the West Wing. The meeting place is the living room in the middle.
Kong Ren followed Xiaojun's mother out of the east chamber, while Kong Meng waited in place, but through the crack of the door, it was not difficult to see every move in the living room.
Soon the door of the west wing opened, and a girl walked out slowly.
Kong Meng was taken aback for a moment, he found that the girl from the Wu family looked... not bad?
Regarding the blind date, to be honest, Confucius and Mencius were quite repulsive.
Today, when free love is popular, it is difficult to accept this kind of mate selection with a strong sense of arrangement.
So Confucius and Mencius thought that the girls who could agree to go on a blind date should all be leftover crooked melons and cracked dates.
Although Confucius and Mencius did not have the habit of discriminating against people randomly, they were always very uncomfortable in finding someone who was picked by others as a target.
But now he found that he seemed to have fallen into a misunderstanding.
A girl who is willing to go on a blind date may not be a good girl, maybe the other party is just like herself, but it is only due to favor and helplessness?
Just based on her appearance, her elder sister Wu Hong changed Kong and Mencius' inherent impression of blind dates, let alone Kong Ren as a party involved.
The guy who was already nervous is now short of breath, his hands and feet are trembling: "You... hello, my name is Kong Ren..."
But Wu Hong just glanced at him indifferently: "I am good? How am I good?"
"Ah?" The other party didn't play cards according to common sense at all, and Kong Ren, who was already nervous, was even more at a loss, "You... how do I know you are good..."
Inside the room, Confucius and Mencius slapped his forehead immediately. He was so tired that he couldn't even say a word. This silly boy...
Sure enough, Wu Hong's already indifferent face immediately darkened: "I don't even know where I am, so why are you here?"
"I..." Kong Ren also knew that he had said something wrong, so he hurriedly said, "I'm sorry, but whatever you think is good about yourself is good..."
Wu Hong: "..."
She waved her hand impatiently and interrupted: "Okay, stop talking nonsense. Let me ask you, what do you think about raising pigs?"
"Pig raising?" Kong Ren looked at him suspiciously. Why did she ask herself such a strange question?
Miss Wu is of medium height and slightly fat, but this kind of fat is the kind of plump fat. Not only is it not uncomfortable to look at, but it adds three points of color, a bit like Yang Yuhuan who is fat and thin.
Combining the figure of the other party, Kong Ren thought for a long time, and said: "I think the most important thing about raising pigs is to feed them a lot of delicious food, so that they can grow fat quickly...
Just like you, if you weigh ten catties and eight catties, you will definitely be more beautiful... Hey, don't go! "
But Wu Hong didn't wait for him to finish speaking, and went back to the West Chamber angrily.
He stayed in place for a long time, until he was sure that the other party would not come out, and Kong Ren returned to the east chamber with a dejected face.
He asked Confucius and Mencius who were waiting: "Brother, am I a failure?"
Confucius and Mencius looked at him helplessly: "What do you think?"
"Why? I didn't say anything... Hey, why did you hit me?" Kong Ren rubbed his head.
Kong Meng hated that iron cannot be made into steel: "I hit you because you are too stupid, Xiaojun's mother just said that my sister raises pigs in a pig farm.
She asked you this to see if you discriminate against this profession, but you are fine, if you don't say good things, you can compare the other party to a pig, but you really have it! "
"Isn't it?" Kong Ren, who was awakened, patted his head angrily, "It's all my fault, I was too nervous just now."
In the end, Kongmeng patted his younger brother on the shoulder comfortingly: "It's okay, I've learned my lesson this time, and I'll do my best when I meet someone I like next time, and I'm sure I'll succeed."
"I... hey..." Kong Ren shook his head, obviously still unwilling.
Everyone has a love of beauty, and he felt that it would be difficult to meet someone who could stand shoulder to shoulder with sister Wu's family in the future.
Ignoring his younger brother's frustration, Confucius and Mencius didn't say anything.
Judging from Wu Hong's demeanor, the other party was obviously mostly perfunctory about this blind date.
The younger brother's slip of the tongue was just an excuse for the other party to leave. Even if he performed well, it probably wouldn't work.
Confucius and Mencius predicted it well. As soon as Wu Hong returned to the West Chamber, she was scolded by a woman in her 40s: "Hong Hong, why didn't you come back after talking to the other party? How rude!"
Wu Hong curled her lips: "Mom, do you think that guy is so stupid? He even called me a pig.
Hmph, whoever likes to marry this kind of person, this girl will not wait for her! "
"you……"
The woman is Wu Hong's mother. In fact, she took the initiative to ask Xiaojun's mother to help set up this blind date.
As soon as the Kong family's three-story mansion came out, many elders with marriageable daughters were moved, and Wu Hong's mother was one of them.
Wu Ma is actually not the kind of person who loves vanity, she only hopes that her daughter can marry better.
Especially the two daughters are so outstanding, if they are taken away by some crooked poor boy, she will not be able to sleep for the rest of her life.
The Kong family not only has a strong family background, but the two sons are also famous for their good conduct. If one of their daughters can marry, she can save half of her worries.
It's a pity that young people always think differently from their parents. The more Mama Wu talks, the more disgusted she is as a big girl.
(End of this chapter)
For rural people, there are rules for blind dates.
For example, when meeting for the first time, they are not happy to eat together. They usually find a place to see and chat with each other first, to feel the feeling.
Go to the next step, if not, just pull it down.
The meeting place is chosen by the matchmaker, neither at the man's house nor at the woman's house, and the man has to pay for sugar, melon seeds and other things to avoid awkward conversations.
Xiaojun's mother simply arranged the blind date meeting of the Kong brothers at her home, and Kong's mother had also bought melon seeds and sugar. To show courtesy, Kong, Mencius and his younger brother were also ordered to wait here early.
"Brother, have you met the Wu family sisters before?"
Looking at his younger brother who was obviously nervous, Kong Meng smiled and said, "Don't be so excited. This blind date is obviously because our mother can't save face, so she had to drag us here. If you are serious, you will lose."
Kong Ren shook his head: "Of course I know, but this is the first time in my life after all.
And I'm different from you, your target is obviously those beautiful neighbors who are rich in Zhongzhou, and I can only make do with it nearby, so I have to take it seriously! "
Kong Meng angrily kicked his younger brother's thigh: You are the only one who talks nonsense!
At this time, Xiaojun's mother walked into the room: "The people from the Wu family are here, are you brothers ready?"
Kong Ren immediately became more nervous, Kong Meng just nodded, and was about to go out, but was stopped by Xiaojun's mother:
"What are you anxious about, kid? Even if the daughters of the Wu family are better than each other, you still have to listen to my arrangements, you know?"
Kong Meng sweated a lot, and he went out by himself just thinking that the meeting would be over early, when did he get anxious?
But he still showed a knowing expression: "Auntie, what should I do next?"
Xiaojun's mother obviously had already thought about it: "According to our rules, it's okay for you two to meet each other at the same time. It's the first time, just to see your appearance and chat casually.
But in the current situation, you two are brothers, they are sisters, and the ages are also crossed, it's always easy to say. "
Confucius and Mencius rolled their eyes helplessly: It's all in such a mess, you, the old man, know how to say it or not!
Xiaojun's mother continued: "So I made up my mind, let's come one by one, you brothers go out first, one person, and the other one is waiting here, when the first one is done, the other one will come."
Kong Ren hurriedly said: "Why don't my brother go first, the boss first!"
Kong Meng nodded, he didn't care anyway, as long as he went out to make a sample.
But Xiaojun's mother stared: "Your brother has to wait, you come first."
"What?"
"Because the sisters also want the boss to come first, do you know that the man should have a good manner?"
"Uh...good!"
The main house of Xiaojun’s mother’s house has three rooms, which are divided into the east wing, the living room and the west wing.
The Confucius and Mencius brothers are now in the East Wing, and the Wu family sisters are arranged in the West Wing. The meeting place is the living room in the middle.
Kong Ren followed Xiaojun's mother out of the east chamber, while Kong Meng waited in place, but through the crack of the door, it was not difficult to see every move in the living room.
Soon the door of the west wing opened, and a girl walked out slowly.
Kong Meng was taken aback for a moment, he found that the girl from the Wu family looked... not bad?
Regarding the blind date, to be honest, Confucius and Mencius were quite repulsive.
Today, when free love is popular, it is difficult to accept this kind of mate selection with a strong sense of arrangement.
So Confucius and Mencius thought that the girls who could agree to go on a blind date should all be leftover crooked melons and cracked dates.
Although Confucius and Mencius did not have the habit of discriminating against people randomly, they were always very uncomfortable in finding someone who was picked by others as a target.
But now he found that he seemed to have fallen into a misunderstanding.
A girl who is willing to go on a blind date may not be a good girl, maybe the other party is just like herself, but it is only due to favor and helplessness?
Just based on her appearance, her elder sister Wu Hong changed Kong and Mencius' inherent impression of blind dates, let alone Kong Ren as a party involved.
The guy who was already nervous is now short of breath, his hands and feet are trembling: "You... hello, my name is Kong Ren..."
But Wu Hong just glanced at him indifferently: "I am good? How am I good?"
"Ah?" The other party didn't play cards according to common sense at all, and Kong Ren, who was already nervous, was even more at a loss, "You... how do I know you are good..."
Inside the room, Confucius and Mencius slapped his forehead immediately. He was so tired that he couldn't even say a word. This silly boy...
Sure enough, Wu Hong's already indifferent face immediately darkened: "I don't even know where I am, so why are you here?"
"I..." Kong Ren also knew that he had said something wrong, so he hurriedly said, "I'm sorry, but whatever you think is good about yourself is good..."
Wu Hong: "..."
She waved her hand impatiently and interrupted: "Okay, stop talking nonsense. Let me ask you, what do you think about raising pigs?"
"Pig raising?" Kong Ren looked at him suspiciously. Why did she ask herself such a strange question?
Miss Wu is of medium height and slightly fat, but this kind of fat is the kind of plump fat. Not only is it not uncomfortable to look at, but it adds three points of color, a bit like Yang Yuhuan who is fat and thin.
Combining the figure of the other party, Kong Ren thought for a long time, and said: "I think the most important thing about raising pigs is to feed them a lot of delicious food, so that they can grow fat quickly...
Just like you, if you weigh ten catties and eight catties, you will definitely be more beautiful... Hey, don't go! "
But Wu Hong didn't wait for him to finish speaking, and went back to the West Chamber angrily.
He stayed in place for a long time, until he was sure that the other party would not come out, and Kong Ren returned to the east chamber with a dejected face.
He asked Confucius and Mencius who were waiting: "Brother, am I a failure?"
Confucius and Mencius looked at him helplessly: "What do you think?"
"Why? I didn't say anything... Hey, why did you hit me?" Kong Ren rubbed his head.
Kong Meng hated that iron cannot be made into steel: "I hit you because you are too stupid, Xiaojun's mother just said that my sister raises pigs in a pig farm.
She asked you this to see if you discriminate against this profession, but you are fine, if you don't say good things, you can compare the other party to a pig, but you really have it! "
"Isn't it?" Kong Ren, who was awakened, patted his head angrily, "It's all my fault, I was too nervous just now."
In the end, Kongmeng patted his younger brother on the shoulder comfortingly: "It's okay, I've learned my lesson this time, and I'll do my best when I meet someone I like next time, and I'm sure I'll succeed."
"I... hey..." Kong Ren shook his head, obviously still unwilling.
Everyone has a love of beauty, and he felt that it would be difficult to meet someone who could stand shoulder to shoulder with sister Wu's family in the future.
Ignoring his younger brother's frustration, Confucius and Mencius didn't say anything.
Judging from Wu Hong's demeanor, the other party was obviously mostly perfunctory about this blind date.
The younger brother's slip of the tongue was just an excuse for the other party to leave. Even if he performed well, it probably wouldn't work.
Confucius and Mencius predicted it well. As soon as Wu Hong returned to the West Chamber, she was scolded by a woman in her 40s: "Hong Hong, why didn't you come back after talking to the other party? How rude!"
Wu Hong curled her lips: "Mom, do you think that guy is so stupid? He even called me a pig.
Hmph, whoever likes to marry this kind of person, this girl will not wait for her! "
"you……"
The woman is Wu Hong's mother. In fact, she took the initiative to ask Xiaojun's mother to help set up this blind date.
As soon as the Kong family's three-story mansion came out, many elders with marriageable daughters were moved, and Wu Hong's mother was one of them.
Wu Ma is actually not the kind of person who loves vanity, she only hopes that her daughter can marry better.
Especially the two daughters are so outstanding, if they are taken away by some crooked poor boy, she will not be able to sleep for the rest of her life.
The Kong family not only has a strong family background, but the two sons are also famous for their good conduct. If one of their daughters can marry, she can save half of her worries.
It's a pity that young people always think differently from their parents. The more Mama Wu talks, the more disgusted she is as a big girl.
(End of this chapter)
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