The system asked me to be a teacher

Chapter 70 Conversation with Pooh
At this moment, Pooh's QQ reminder flashed.

She was immediately refreshed, because at the flashing moment just now, she seemed to see the words "Second Brother Kong Family".

Almost in the next instant, she clicked on the message reminder.

Then Pooh got excited, it was really the other party.

Without any hesitation, she chose to pass, and then sent a message: "The second brother of the Kong family?"

"……Yes."

"Hello!"

"You are also welcome, Pooh."

"..."

"..."

After a few polite words from both parties, Pooh finally asked the question that has been confusing for a long time: "Why haven't you updated it in the past two days? To be honest, Tianlong's book is really good, and the sudden interruption of the update will have a great impact on the subscription after it is released. .”

"Uh... do you want to hear the truth or a lie?"

Pooh: "???"

"How to tell the truth? How to tell the lie?"

"The lie is that I wrote 27 words in one breath, and I feel a little tired and need to rest for a few days."

"What about the truth?"

"It's a long story to tell the truth."

"Then make a long story short."

"...Well, I didn't actually write this book. I am a high school student who is addicted to novels every day. Our new homeroom teacher wrote this "Dragon Babu" to urge me to study.

He showed me the first part first, and when I entered the pit, he threatened to study, saying that he wanted to read the latter part, and that the average score of the next monthly exam must be higher than 80. "

Pooh: "???"

She is a little confused now, what is this mess?

But Pooh still followed the other party's words and asked, "In this case, why did you post the book online?"

"It's better to be alone than to be happy together! What's the point of being anxious by myself, so I thought of serializing it on the Internet, so that everyone can worry with me... Now it seems that the effect is not bad, hehehe..."

Pooh: "..."

She continued to ask: "You mean, there is no way to update later, right?"

"That...not really, today is Tuesday, we will take monthly exams on Thursday and Friday, and when the results come out, we will be able to see Tianlong (80)...Of course, the premise is that my score is over [-]."

Pooh: "..."

"If I want to ask you to continue to update, what do you think I should do?"

"Hmm...how about you put a picture of Brother Chun on your desk and pray that I can get good grades in the exam?"

Pooh: "...Brother Chun's photo.jpg! ↓Worship.jpg!...Is this okay?"

"Perfect! Pooh is very relieved. I have been reviewing for 18 hours a day for the past two days. I believe that the average score of 80 is still very promising. Cheer yourself up. jpg; smiley face. jpg!"

Pooh: "...Smiley.jpg!"

Staring blankly at the chat window, Pooh didn't know what to say to the second brother of the Kong family.

Previously, this person who wrote [-] characters a day had already overturned her three views, and now there is another teacher who specially writes martial arts novels for her to learn, can we not be so good?
That's right, Pooh didn't believe what the other party said at all.

It's not that this person's words are too absurd, but that he can write novels on the Internet, all kinds of weird things!
Pooh has been working in Honghuang for these years, and he has already reached the point where he has read all the gods (A) and people (V) in the world, and he has no code in his heart.

For example, there is a Platinum, what he likes to do most is to change his vest to pretend to be a newcomer, and hang and beat all kinds of heroes with a cute new attitude.

The most impressive thing is that this guy uses two vests to open a new book at the same time, and then competes with himself for the monthly ticket list of the new book.

In order to heighten the atmosphere, he not only opened a single chapter between the two books to scold each other, but also called on the fans of each book to go to another book review area to catch the rhythm. fly.

And besides the author himself, neither the editor nor the editor knew about it.

Later, at Honghuang Chinese's annual meeting, this guy took out two invitation letters at the same time, and the truth came to light.

At this time, he already has 1 Platinum number, 4 Great God numbers, 7 Lv5...

There was another writer who actually used his grandfather's ID number when filling out his personal information.

A few years later, his grandfather passed away, and the book was still being updated, and what he wrote was supernatural, which scared the responsible editor so much that he couldn't fall asleep for several days...

Slowly adjusting his mood, Pooh questioned from the side: "Since you said you are a student, do you know which school you are studying at now?"

"Zhiyuan Middle School!"

"That Zhiyuan Middle School in Zhongzhou?" Pooh was taken aback.

"Huh? Pooh also knows about our school?"

"I just found out..."

Pooh didn't lie, the headquarters of Honghuang Chinese is in Shanghai, and she herself is an out-and-out native of Shanghai.

Last weekend, she signed up through the Internet, and was lucky to become a selection audience of Shanghai Satellite TV's "Looking for a Good Voice", and she was in Hall 13.

She still clearly remembers her shock when she heard the song "Learning to Meow" and another song "On the Moon".

It was also from then on that she knew that there was a Zhiyuan Middle School in Zhongzhou.

This school not only has a lovely student who is extremely talented, but also a talented Chinese teacher.

Speaking of this, Pooh couldn't help but ask: "Then do you know the sophomore (1) class in your school?"

"Huh? Pooh, you are amazing, you even know the class I'm in."

Pooh: "???"

"Are you really from Class Two (1)?"

"Like a fake replacement!"

"Then let me ask you, is there a very beautiful girl named Zheng Miao in your class?"

"That's our squad leader, do you know Sister Miao?"

"It's not considered acquaintance!" Pooh told the scene of listening to Zheng Miao's singing in Hall 13.

"No way? So you were in the auditorium that day? I was typing in the background. Do you still remember the soy-sauce guy who sang "On the Moon"? He is our teacher, and Tianlong was also written by him."

Pooh: "..."

It took a long time for Pooh to believe the other party's words.

Believe it or not, this person knows many details about the primary election much better than himself.

At this time, the other party sent another message: "Mr. Pooh, I want to ask you something. You sent a message in the background saying that someone wanted to buy the copyright. Is it true?"

Pooh didn't expect the other party to ask this: "Yes, why, want to sell?"

"Uh-huh!"

"But you have to restore the update first..."

"That won't work, Teacher Kong said, unless I pass 80 in the monthly exam, otherwise even if the sky falls, there is no need to discuss it."

"I can't help it... How about I ask Polaris for you, but you have to be prepared to be rejected."

"I know, no matter whether it is successful or not, I still want to thank you greatly."

After thinking about it, Pooh still suggested: "Actually, if you are not in a hurry, I suggest you wait a little longer. If you write more words after a while, you will definitely be able to sell more."

"I can't wait anymore, Mr. Kong is in a hurry to spend money now!"

Pooh: "..."

At this moment, she really wanted to complain: Your teacher is so anxious to spend money, and you are still stuck on updating to force students to study, it is really beeping.

However, she still found the editor-in-chief Wu Tong and explained the situation of Tianlong truthfully.

Wutong was speechless for a while after listening, but he still contacted Polaris Entertainment.

Unexpectedly, when the person in charge of Polaris heard this, he agreed with Kongmeng's approach. Not only did he agree to purchase the copyright, he even increased the original copyright fee from 100 million to 120 million.

Half an hour after Kongmeng received the news, he was very surprised that the other party offered to increase the money.

But in any case, this matter can be regarded as a solution to his urgent needs.

He was just about to ask Long Aotian to ask if he wanted to sign another contract for selling the copyright, but he saw that this guy was clicking something on the screen of the mobile phone.

Confucius asked, "What are you doing?"

Long Aotian took it for granted: "Since it can't be updated in a short period of time, of course I have to give readers an explanation. I can't defeat my character."

Confucius and Mencius: "..."

He really wanted to ask: If you are messing around like this, your character has already been ruined, right?
Ten minutes later, fans of Tianlong suddenly discovered that the author who had disappeared for two days suddenly updated:

"illustrate"

Hello, dear readers, I am your second elder brother of the Kong family.

In the past two days, I have seen many people leave messages in the book review area asking for updates. Here, the author wants to explain.

In fact, I am a high school student. The book Tianlong was specially created by my Chinese teacher in order for me to study hard.

His condition is that he wants to read the following content, and my next monthly test score must meet the score line he stipulated.

So it’s useless for you to scold me. If you want to see the update, the most sensible way is to find a picture of the student you think is a bully, and then light three cigarettes every day, and sincerely pray that I will pass the exam.

Or if you have any quick way to improve your score, you can also send it to the book review area for everyone to study together.

In addition, I will post the questions that I don't understand every day in the form of a single chapter. Whoever knows, please help to answer.

That's all for now, let's review.

I will always love you, the second brother of the Kong family...a student.

Book fans: "???"

Confucius and Mencius: "..."

Pooh, who always pays attention to Tianlong's dynamics: "..."

(End of this chapter)