The system asked me to be a teacher
Chapter 48 How to Increase the Popularity of Guests
Chapter 48 How to Increase the Popularity of Guests
After asking Donkey Deshui to sit down, Chen Kai said again: "The next guest is the second guest, Mr. Li Yifu, the president of the [Ancient Chinese Union Association]!"
The applause rang out again, but this time it was undoubtedly much smaller than before. It seems that President Li's popularity is indeed not very high.
Only Confucius and Mencius looked at each other in blank dismay. Since they knew that the contestants were divided into 48 groups, no one thought they could meet Li Yifu again. Could this be the legendary fate?
Sure enough, Li Yifu, who was dressed in a Tang costume, came out from the backstage, and saw him looking up at the sky, and chanted loudly:
"The big roc rises with the same wind in one day, and it soars up to [-] miles. If the wind stops for a while, it can still shake the dark water. The world sees my constant tune, and hears Yu's big words. They all sneer. Xuanfu can still be afraid of future generations, and her husband is not But young and young!
Li Mou wishes all the contestants can achieve their wishes on the stage of Good Voice! "
There was a short silence, and the applause suddenly broke out, like a raging wave, surging!
It wasn't until the applause subsided again that Chen Kai said: "As expected of being the president of the [Ancient Prose Alliance Association], this poem really expresses the aspirations of my generation. President Li, is this your new work?"
Li Yifu laughed: "How can I have this ability, this poem was recited by a little friend by chance on my way to Shanghai."
Chen Kai asked curiously: "Little friend? I don't know what he does?"
Li Yifu: "Not sure, but he said he is a Chinese teacher."
Chen Kai: "Then can I meet your little friend?"
"Sorry, I've only met that little friend once, and even if it's me, it's hard to find him."
"That's a pity!" Chen Kai was about to ask Li Yifu to sit down, but the old man suddenly said, "But it's not impossible for you to see him. According to him, he came to Shanghai to bring students to participate in our good voice."
The audience immediately went into an uproar.
In order to ensure the fairness of the competition as much as possible, the program team has screened the people who can participate in the voting this time. Everyone has a good literary quality, and it is not difficult to appreciate the subtleties of this song "Shang Li Yong".
Because of this, they are very curious about the person who can write this poem. If they guess correctly, the other party is definitely a literary genius who is rare in a thousand years.
Now that I heard that the author is also nearby, why not be excited?
Chen Kai was also extremely excited: "Really? Then I am really looking forward to it!"
Looking at the active atmosphere on the stage through the big screen, Kong Meng and others couldn't help but look at each other in blank dismay.
Bai Yang complained: "This old gentleman can do it, he knows how to learn and sell now!"
Fang Zhenyuan also said: "Not to mention, in terms of popularity, he is no match for the donkey's water, but this way, he is even better."
The others also nodded, only Fang Qiong was a little confused.
Tang Ji sneered beside him and said, "I said you people, you don't prepare well for the next performance, and you still have time to point and point. Do you understand poetry?"
Confucius asked with a smile, "So, do you understand?"
"Of course, brother will teach you to be good!
This poem is an aspirational poem, which touches the scene to create emotion, and uses things to describe people. It means that one day the roc will rise to the sky with the power of the wind, and even if the wind stops, it will be able to fly to the ground and fly into the water of the river and sea.
So what if the world listens to my ambition and sneers because it is childish?The sages say that young people are awesome, so why do you look down on young people? "
Tang Ji raised his arms, "Father Xuan is still afraid of future generations, and my husband is not too young! Hearing and hearing is so good, a person who can write such a poem must have experienced ups and downs and a broad and selfless mind..."
Confucius and Mencius gave a thumbs up: "The translation is excellent, amazing!"
Tang Ji said disdainfully: "I heard that you are also a Chinese teacher? It's a pity that you can't even understand such a good poem. You may only be a teacher in this life."
Fang Zhenyuan and the others looked at this guy with weird expressions.
It's just a brother, face slaps are risky, so be careful when pretending to be aggressive!
Because if you are not careful, it is easy to pretend to be a dude...
After introducing Li Yifu, Chen Kai continued: "Next is the third guest. I believe everyone will be very excited after knowing her name. Do you want to know who she is?"
"miss you!"
"I won't tell you...well, no kidding, next, our third guest, she is, people-see-people-love, flower-see-flower-bloom, known as youth-chun-invincible-enemy- Beautiful girl, Lin Xiao-yu!"
As soon as Chen Kai finished speaking, the audience erupted immediately.
"Wow, it's our Yuyu!"
"I'm so excited, I still have her photo on my phone!"
"Me too, my bladder trembles with excitement, I can't do it, I can't do it..."
Confucius and Mencius: "?"
He asked, "Who is Lin Xiaoyu?"
Long Aotian said strangely: "Teacher, you don't even know Sister Lin? Are you too low?"
Confucius and Mencius: "Should I know?...Stop talking nonsense, speak quickly!"
"Uh, wait a minute..." Long Aotian quickly called up a photo.
When Confucius and Mencius saw the content of the photo clearly, he was sweating profusely.
I saw a young lady in extremely ragged clothes was reclining on the bed, posing in a soft and boundless posture, combined with the dazzling warm light, forming a very visually impactful picture.
At this time, Xie Meixuan and Fang Qiong also looked over, Long Aotian hurriedly collected the phone, but it was too late.
"rogue!"
"goat!"
Confucius and Mencius: "???"
Because the object of condemnation by these two beauties turned out to be... me!
Seeing that the teacher was taking the blame, Long Aotian immediately felt relieved. He smiled and said: "Lin Xiaoyu was born as a mannequin, but this sister Lin has a bold personality. When others are a model, she wishes that others don't know about it. Know.
For this reason, she had to post some selfies on the Internet every day, and then... she became popular. "
Confucius and Mencius: "...But this kind of photos are spread on the Internet at will, no one cares?"
Long Aotian asked strangely: "She uploaded it herself, and there is no dispute over portrait rights, so why should others care?"
"But she has no clothes on?"
Long Aotian said sternly: "Mr. Kong, although you are my teacher, I still want to say something to you. Just because you can't see something doesn't mean it doesn't exist...Look!"
Confucius and Mencius: "Fuck, is this okay?"
Under the premise that Long Aotian magnified the photo ten times, Kong Meng finally saw a ribbon around the waist of the other party.
"It must be done. T-shirts are also clothes. Do you have any doubts?"
"Uh... gone."
Bai Yang said: "Actually, when Lin Xiaoyu first posted the photos on the Internet, the website management tried to block them, and then Lin Xiaoyu sued the website to the court."
Confucius and Mencius: "The result?"
Bai Yang: "In the end... of course she won."
Confucius and Mencius: "???"
Damn, this can win, is the person who pronounced the sentence blind?
Long Aotian added: "After this incident, Lin Xiaoyu's reputation became so bad that she jumped into the ranks of third-tier stars, and her endorsement advertisements received soft hands.
In order to increase popularity in many public occasions, she will be invited as a guest.Her current popularity, especially for male audiences, is hotter than most A-list stars! "
Bai Yang: "There are also non-first-line singers holding concerts, as long as she is invited, the attendance rate will increase by at least 20%."
Confucius and Mencius: "..."
Well, although he didn't want to admit it, after the two of them said this, he was inexplicably looking forward to the third guest.
Accompanied by warm applause, a healthy and energetic young girl stepped out. Of course, she appeared in a costume this time.
Seeing this, Chen Kai quickly walked over and opened his arms, and said meanly: "Sister Lin, Kai Kai, please hug me!"
Lin Xiaoyu pointed to the audience, her graceful posture was like a blooming crabapple: "No problem, but the premise is that you don't want the big brothers in the audience to throw leather shoes at you."
Chen Kai laughed loudly and said, "Throwing leather shoes? How is it possible, you don't know, our audience in Shanghai has always been the most civilized, how could it be possible to do such an indecent move?"
Unexpectedly, when he turned around, he immediately jumped three feet away: "Brothers, please forgive me, Kaikai was wrong, don't throw it, don't throw it...
Ouch, who is this? It's fine to throw away the leather shoes, but Nima even took off her socks. She hasn't washed her feet in the past few days! "
(End of this chapter)
After asking Donkey Deshui to sit down, Chen Kai said again: "The next guest is the second guest, Mr. Li Yifu, the president of the [Ancient Chinese Union Association]!"
The applause rang out again, but this time it was undoubtedly much smaller than before. It seems that President Li's popularity is indeed not very high.
Only Confucius and Mencius looked at each other in blank dismay. Since they knew that the contestants were divided into 48 groups, no one thought they could meet Li Yifu again. Could this be the legendary fate?
Sure enough, Li Yifu, who was dressed in a Tang costume, came out from the backstage, and saw him looking up at the sky, and chanted loudly:
"The big roc rises with the same wind in one day, and it soars up to [-] miles. If the wind stops for a while, it can still shake the dark water. The world sees my constant tune, and hears Yu's big words. They all sneer. Xuanfu can still be afraid of future generations, and her husband is not But young and young!
Li Mou wishes all the contestants can achieve their wishes on the stage of Good Voice! "
There was a short silence, and the applause suddenly broke out, like a raging wave, surging!
It wasn't until the applause subsided again that Chen Kai said: "As expected of being the president of the [Ancient Prose Alliance Association], this poem really expresses the aspirations of my generation. President Li, is this your new work?"
Li Yifu laughed: "How can I have this ability, this poem was recited by a little friend by chance on my way to Shanghai."
Chen Kai asked curiously: "Little friend? I don't know what he does?"
Li Yifu: "Not sure, but he said he is a Chinese teacher."
Chen Kai: "Then can I meet your little friend?"
"Sorry, I've only met that little friend once, and even if it's me, it's hard to find him."
"That's a pity!" Chen Kai was about to ask Li Yifu to sit down, but the old man suddenly said, "But it's not impossible for you to see him. According to him, he came to Shanghai to bring students to participate in our good voice."
The audience immediately went into an uproar.
In order to ensure the fairness of the competition as much as possible, the program team has screened the people who can participate in the voting this time. Everyone has a good literary quality, and it is not difficult to appreciate the subtleties of this song "Shang Li Yong".
Because of this, they are very curious about the person who can write this poem. If they guess correctly, the other party is definitely a literary genius who is rare in a thousand years.
Now that I heard that the author is also nearby, why not be excited?
Chen Kai was also extremely excited: "Really? Then I am really looking forward to it!"
Looking at the active atmosphere on the stage through the big screen, Kong Meng and others couldn't help but look at each other in blank dismay.
Bai Yang complained: "This old gentleman can do it, he knows how to learn and sell now!"
Fang Zhenyuan also said: "Not to mention, in terms of popularity, he is no match for the donkey's water, but this way, he is even better."
The others also nodded, only Fang Qiong was a little confused.
Tang Ji sneered beside him and said, "I said you people, you don't prepare well for the next performance, and you still have time to point and point. Do you understand poetry?"
Confucius asked with a smile, "So, do you understand?"
"Of course, brother will teach you to be good!
This poem is an aspirational poem, which touches the scene to create emotion, and uses things to describe people. It means that one day the roc will rise to the sky with the power of the wind, and even if the wind stops, it will be able to fly to the ground and fly into the water of the river and sea.
So what if the world listens to my ambition and sneers because it is childish?The sages say that young people are awesome, so why do you look down on young people? "
Tang Ji raised his arms, "Father Xuan is still afraid of future generations, and my husband is not too young! Hearing and hearing is so good, a person who can write such a poem must have experienced ups and downs and a broad and selfless mind..."
Confucius and Mencius gave a thumbs up: "The translation is excellent, amazing!"
Tang Ji said disdainfully: "I heard that you are also a Chinese teacher? It's a pity that you can't even understand such a good poem. You may only be a teacher in this life."
Fang Zhenyuan and the others looked at this guy with weird expressions.
It's just a brother, face slaps are risky, so be careful when pretending to be aggressive!
Because if you are not careful, it is easy to pretend to be a dude...
After introducing Li Yifu, Chen Kai continued: "Next is the third guest. I believe everyone will be very excited after knowing her name. Do you want to know who she is?"
"miss you!"
"I won't tell you...well, no kidding, next, our third guest, she is, people-see-people-love, flower-see-flower-bloom, known as youth-chun-invincible-enemy- Beautiful girl, Lin Xiao-yu!"
As soon as Chen Kai finished speaking, the audience erupted immediately.
"Wow, it's our Yuyu!"
"I'm so excited, I still have her photo on my phone!"
"Me too, my bladder trembles with excitement, I can't do it, I can't do it..."
Confucius and Mencius: "?"
He asked, "Who is Lin Xiaoyu?"
Long Aotian said strangely: "Teacher, you don't even know Sister Lin? Are you too low?"
Confucius and Mencius: "Should I know?...Stop talking nonsense, speak quickly!"
"Uh, wait a minute..." Long Aotian quickly called up a photo.
When Confucius and Mencius saw the content of the photo clearly, he was sweating profusely.
I saw a young lady in extremely ragged clothes was reclining on the bed, posing in a soft and boundless posture, combined with the dazzling warm light, forming a very visually impactful picture.
At this time, Xie Meixuan and Fang Qiong also looked over, Long Aotian hurriedly collected the phone, but it was too late.
"rogue!"
"goat!"
Confucius and Mencius: "???"
Because the object of condemnation by these two beauties turned out to be... me!
Seeing that the teacher was taking the blame, Long Aotian immediately felt relieved. He smiled and said: "Lin Xiaoyu was born as a mannequin, but this sister Lin has a bold personality. When others are a model, she wishes that others don't know about it. Know.
For this reason, she had to post some selfies on the Internet every day, and then... she became popular. "
Confucius and Mencius: "...But this kind of photos are spread on the Internet at will, no one cares?"
Long Aotian asked strangely: "She uploaded it herself, and there is no dispute over portrait rights, so why should others care?"
"But she has no clothes on?"
Long Aotian said sternly: "Mr. Kong, although you are my teacher, I still want to say something to you. Just because you can't see something doesn't mean it doesn't exist...Look!"
Confucius and Mencius: "Fuck, is this okay?"
Under the premise that Long Aotian magnified the photo ten times, Kong Meng finally saw a ribbon around the waist of the other party.
"It must be done. T-shirts are also clothes. Do you have any doubts?"
"Uh... gone."
Bai Yang said: "Actually, when Lin Xiaoyu first posted the photos on the Internet, the website management tried to block them, and then Lin Xiaoyu sued the website to the court."
Confucius and Mencius: "The result?"
Bai Yang: "In the end... of course she won."
Confucius and Mencius: "???"
Damn, this can win, is the person who pronounced the sentence blind?
Long Aotian added: "After this incident, Lin Xiaoyu's reputation became so bad that she jumped into the ranks of third-tier stars, and her endorsement advertisements received soft hands.
In order to increase popularity in many public occasions, she will be invited as a guest.Her current popularity, especially for male audiences, is hotter than most A-list stars! "
Bai Yang: "There are also non-first-line singers holding concerts, as long as she is invited, the attendance rate will increase by at least 20%."
Confucius and Mencius: "..."
Well, although he didn't want to admit it, after the two of them said this, he was inexplicably looking forward to the third guest.
Accompanied by warm applause, a healthy and energetic young girl stepped out. Of course, she appeared in a costume this time.
Seeing this, Chen Kai quickly walked over and opened his arms, and said meanly: "Sister Lin, Kai Kai, please hug me!"
Lin Xiaoyu pointed to the audience, her graceful posture was like a blooming crabapple: "No problem, but the premise is that you don't want the big brothers in the audience to throw leather shoes at you."
Chen Kai laughed loudly and said, "Throwing leather shoes? How is it possible, you don't know, our audience in Shanghai has always been the most civilized, how could it be possible to do such an indecent move?"
Unexpectedly, when he turned around, he immediately jumped three feet away: "Brothers, please forgive me, Kaikai was wrong, don't throw it, don't throw it...
Ouch, who is this? It's fine to throw away the leather shoes, but Nima even took off her socks. She hasn't washed her feet in the past few days! "
(End of this chapter)
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