The system asked me to be a teacher

Chapter 437 Performance
Fang Zhenyuan smiled lightly: "This is inch strength!"

"Inch strength?" Guan San's face was full of doubts.

Fang Zhenyuan nodded: "You can understand it as a kind of dark energy, which originated from the ancient court.

In the ancient imperial palace, if a servant made a mistake, he would usually be punished.

But depending on the situation, the person who made the mistake is different, and the same number of boards can be played differently.

For example, those favored eunuchs were beaten by the emperor for making a mistake in a trivial matter. Do you dare to really beat them?
And some guys who are not pleasing to the emperor have also made the same small mistakes. If you have to deal with them casually, it will definitely not meet the emperor's wishes.

So some people began to study how to play, and soon formed a complete system.

Some boards hit people, and it looks like the skin is torn, but it is only a flesh wound, and it can heal after lying down for three to five days.

However, if some boards are hit, it is obvious that they are only slightly bruised, but the bones and flesh of the person will be severely injured. The mild ones are paralyzed all over the body, and the severe ones directly die in Huangquan.

There are only two reasons for this effect: cleverness, energy!
It is said that when a thug hits a stack of paper with a board, he is qualified only if the surface of the paper is not broken, and the paper below is all shredded. "

Listening to Fang Zhenyuan's eloquence, everyone seemed to be listening to a myth.

"real or fake?"

"That is, the surface layer of paper is safe and sound, and the rest is all shattered. How is this possible?"

"I do not believe?"

"I don't believe it either."

"..."

Hearing everyone's doubts, Fang Zhenyuan smiled and stopped talking.

Fulin was so heartbroken, Dakun ran out and came back soon, but there was an extra watermelon in his hand.

"Boss, here you are!"

Fang Zhenyuan took it with a nod, turned his head and said with a smile: "This is a watermelon specially prepared for our guests in our martial arts school, and it is fresh watermelon. Who would like to come and check it?"

Although he didn't understand what Fang Zhenyuan wanted to do, someone still stood up.

Five minutes later, the man who stood up nodded, "It's indeed a watermelon, no problem."

Fang Zhenyuan took the watermelon into his hands again: "Since the watermelon is fine, then look forward to it."

As he spoke, he suddenly punched the watermelon.

With a bang, the watermelon made a muffled sound.

Everyone couldn't help exclaiming.

According to Fang Zhenyuan's strength, this watermelon should be split in half immediately.

But soon, everyone discovered that the watermelon was still the same watermelon as before, and there was no difference.

"Tch, what did I think, it turned out to be an embroidered pillow."

"Don't say that, the embroidered pillow is also real, I still think this little brother is pretty good.

But can I ask, how did you simulate the sound just now? "

"..."

Ignoring these people's comments, Fang Zhenyuan smiled, turned his head and handed the watermelon to the person who had been inspecting it: "Look again."

The man took it.

5 minute later.

"It's still fresh watermelon, no problem."

Fang Zhenyuan said to the crowd again: "Who else is willing to check?"

Now no one moves.

"In that case," Fang Zhenyuan handed a watermelon knife to the person inspecting the watermelon, "cut it open."

The man froze for a moment, but did as he did.

When the tip of the knife penetrated half an inch into the skin of the watermelon, there was a bang, and the watermelon split open.

Everyone nodded. This is the kind of thin-skinned watermelon, and the flesh is obviously ripe.

But the next moment...

"No way?"

"how can that be?"

"..."

They were all stunned. Unlike the sweet, juicy and brightly colored watermelon in their imagination, this watermelon was actually empty inside.

And the moment the watermelon split, the thick watermelon juice overflowed a lot, as if it had been squeezed by a juicer.

When everyone came back to their senses, Fang Zhenyuan smiled and said: "Everyone can see clearly, this is Anjin."

Everyone was still dumbfounded, of course they knew what Fang Zhenyuan meant.

The opponent punched down just now. Although they didn't feel anything, the change had already taken place.

The rind of the watermelon was intact, but the flesh of the watermelon was completely shattered, which is simply a miracle.

Who knows that Fang Zhenyuan's performance is not over yet: "This is just a form of expression of dark energy, similar to the legendary "beating a cow across a mountain.

but……"

He bent down and picked up half of the brick, which was smashed by Guan San during the demonstration just now.

He saw that he was holding a brick in his left hand, and his right hand was palmed like a knife, gently chopping down on the brick.

This slashing movement was extremely slow, and when the palm touched the brick, the movement almost stopped.

Unexpectedly, as soon as the edge of the palm came into contact with the brick, the half of the brick broke into two pieces again without any warning.

"This one……"

Everyone can no longer be described as stunned, it's simply unbelievable.

Everyone has studied physics and knows the relationship between momentum and impulse.

A blow will have power only if it has enough velocity.

but……

Fang Zhenyuan smiled and said: "Okay, the demonstration about Anjin is here for now. If you are interested, you can follow my official account and search for Zhenyuan Martial Arts..."

But he tried it, but didn't receive any laughter or applause.

The person who took the initiative to check the watermelon just now suddenly asked: "Does the martial arts school teach you this kind of dark energy practice method?"

Fang Zhenyuan said: "Of course I teach, but this is an advanced course and requires a gold VIP membership."

Suddenly someone came to the front desk: "The registration fee for the golden VIP here is 3988, right?

Count me in! "

The others reacted immediately: "Yes, add me too."

"And me, and me."

Seeing the empty hall with no one left in front of him, Fang Zhenyuan felt a little helpless.

His performance just now was really just to answer customers' questions and spread knowledge.

did not expect……

Long Aotian interrupted his contemplation: "Okay, it's pretty much the same here.

Teacher Xie is still waiting for us in Huaqing Garden, let's go quickly! "

Fang Zhenyuan asked strangely: "Aren't you shocked that my business has suddenly become so good?"

Long Aotian curled his lips: "What's so shocking? When did Teacher Kong's teaching become bad?
It is normal to make money, and it is strange not to make money.

It took so long for you to open a martial arts gym to make a profit, which is a typical failure. "

Fang Zhenyuan: "..."

The group was about to leave when a voice suddenly said, "Are you still recruiting?"

It was Guan San who came to tear down the stage.

Fang Zhenyuan looked at him suspiciously: "What do you want to do?"

"If recruiting, can I apply?"

Now it was Fang Zhenyuan's turn to be surprised: "Don't you have a business yourself? You still come to work here?"

He was really surprised, if the other party was interested in Anjin, he could just pay the money to sign up, there was no need to work here, he just made himself uncomfortable.

Unexpectedly, Guan San shook his head: "That's different."

He thought very clearly that as an apprentice himself, although the other party could teach him, it was difficult to hide it.

But applying to be a coach is different. If you want to teach others, you have to learn it first, so Fang Zhenyuan can't hide his secrets.

No way, just now Fang Zhenyuan showed the magic of Anjin, no one can imagine how shocked he was.

He has been practicing martial arts since he was a child, and he has persisted until now. In addition to his super perseverance, he has had a martial arts dream since he was a child.

But as he got older and learned more, he found that the so-called martial arts on TV were all lies.

Practicing martial arts hard every day is of no use except to have more strength and run faster.

He himself was about to give up, but who knows that there is no way out, and there is another village...

The only thing he is worried about now is that the other party will refuse because of his previous recklessness.

But he obviously underestimated Fang Zhenyuan's heart.

Fang Zhenyuan smiled and said: "If you want to join, you should go directly to the HR department, they need people there, and you meet the requirements, so they will naturally sign an employment contract with you.

Of course, if you don't meet the requirements, then I can't help it. "

"Really? Great, thanks!"

After listening to Fang Zhenyuan's words, Guan San was overjoyed and left a series of gratitude.

Shaking his head, Fang Zhenyuan and Long Aotian came out of the martial arts hall.

Fang Zhenyuan asked: "How shall we go next?"

Long Aotian took out his mobile phone, checked it, and said, "This place is not far from Huaqing Park, and it's quite a detour by subway, let's ride a shared bicycle there!"

Fang Zhenyuan nodded, then looked at the other students.

We are all young people, and they are full of energy, so it is not a problem to mere bicycles, so they all nodded.

In this way, a group of 14 people, each with a shared bicycle, walked on the road in the capital, forming a unique landscape.

After walking for almost two kilometers, Long Aotian suddenly braked.

Fang Zhenyuan and the others were taken aback for a moment, and then stopped: "What's wrong?"

Long Aotian pointed not far away: "Look for yourself!"

Fang Zhenyuan looked in the direction of the other's fingers and smiled instantly.

Because he saw a car, a very familiar car.

If not, which one was rented by Shanghai No. [-] Middle School?
However, the car was parked on the road and remained motionless for a long time.

It was not a problem with the vehicle, but a traffic jam.

It turns out that this moment is the rush hour for vehicles, and there is a constant flow of traffic. In addition, it is an intersection, so it is normal to be blocked, and it is strange not to be blocked.

The two looked at each other, then pushed the car and walked over.

Long Aotian smiled and said: "Hehe, isn't this Teacher Wei and Teacher Zhou?
Have you never seen the beautiful scenery of the big capital and come here to enjoy it? "

Fang Zhenyuan also nodded: "Yes, this is at the feet of the emperor, and anyone who comes here may be a high-ranking official.

I suggest that you raise your spirits, if you can hug your thighs, you will be prosperous in this life, not to mention, your children and grandchildren can also enjoy the blessings..."

Listening to what the two said and what I said, Teacher Wei and Teacher Zhou's faces were as dark as the bottom of a pot.

It turned out that this place has been blocked for half an hour, and depending on the situation, it will not be unblocked for an hour or two.

The two of them got annoyed in the car before getting out, taking a breath while inquiring about the situation.

Unexpectedly, after only standing for a short while, he ran into an unknown middle school in Zhongzhou that he had satirized before.

Teacher Wei is quite old-fashioned, but the charming Zhou teacher couldn't help but say:

"So what if we're stuck here?

You at least have a car, unlike you, you can only ride a bicycle.

There are still five kilometers to Huaqing Park, and I hope you will still be so energetic when you get there. "

Long Aotian smiled and was not angry: "Exercising is a traditional virtue of the Chinese nation, and it's okay to ride a little more.

Mr. Zhou, if you don't mind, let me drive you there? "

Teacher Zhou snorted: "You don't need to bring someone, I'm afraid of the wind.

If nothing else, you can go. "

Long Aotian shook his head: "Teacher Zhou, I think you have misunderstood. I have no other purpose here, just to laugh at you."

Fang Zhenyuan immediately interjected: "Yes, students from unknown schools like us have no other skills, but they are quite good at mocking people."

"You guys... get lost!"

"Don't be angry, I was just joking with you.

As a student, who would take the initiative to laugh at the teacher?
We just care about it and do a live broadcast by the way. "

As he spoke, he turned on his mobile phone and clicked on the live broadcast platform: "Hello everyone, I am your favorite student expert, Longlong.

This time, I participated in the national entrance examination with Mr. Xie, and saw the greatest spectacle in the capital. "

Fang Zhenyuan added next to him:
"The whole world celebrates together, and everyone runs with great joy.

Let me tell you a piece of good news, there is another traffic jam in Beijing! "

"That's right, this road is not blocked, I checked the map on my mobile phone, and there are red bars in a three-kilometer radius.

Not three or four hours can not pass. "

"The driver in the car is miserable now. There is no place to go to the toilet, especially the one with diarrhea... If you talk too much, you will cry."

"..."

Listening to the two talking to each other, Teacher Wei and Teacher Zhou looked at each other, their faces turning green or white.

Long Aotian and Fang Zhenyuan clearly saw that it was a live broadcast, but they knew that the other party definitely told them on purpose.

Long Aotian continued: "The two next to you are the victims of the traffic jam, let's interview them."

As he spoke, he pointed the camera at Mr. Zhou and Mr. Wei.

The two wanted to hide, but it was too late.

Mr. Wei is still more stable, he forced a smile: "The traffic in the capital is indeed a problem, but we believe that the government must have a proper solution.

I have confidence in the country, I have confidence in the society, and I have confidence in us Chinese people.

Thanks! "

Teacher Zhou next to him couldn't help giving a thumbs up, and Teacher Wei is the best.

Long Aotian clearly wanted to find fault just now, you must know that the impact of webcasting is not big, but it is not small.

If you make a mistake in front of the camera, you will be ashamed, lose your job, or even lose your job at the end of the day.

Long Aotian nodded and pointed the camera at Mr. Zhou: "I don't know what this lady thinks."

Teacher Zhou said lightly: "My point of view is the same as that of the gentleman just now."

It is worthy of being an excellent teacher in a prestigious school, but the ability to respond is different.

Not only will it not be embarrassing, but it also saves the time of wanting to speak up, which kills two birds with one stone. "

Long Aotian nodded: "Thank you for your speech.

There is a poem that speaks well.

The scenery of the capital, thousands of miles of people flow, thousands of miles of traffic.

Looking at the streets and alleys, crawling slowly like a turtle, in front of the steering wheel, the driver is anxious.

At the intersection, I don’t move for a long time, and I often urinate at the red light.

Waiting for today, looking at the student bus, it is extraordinarily enchanting.

The traffic is so busy that it attracts countless local tyrants to compete.

Pity the Audi A9, slow as a snail.

Mercedes-Benz BMW, nowhere to go crazy.

A generation of pride, Lamborghini, tears watching eDonkey overtake the car.

Let's go, count the shared bicycles, and laugh while pedaling! "

The two of them listened to Long Aotian's coquettish reciting poems, and the pride after successfully avoiding the crisis due to the witty quiz disappeared, replaced by itchy teeth.

But Long Aotianxia's words made them change their attitude:

"Traffic jams are unavoidable as a natural phenomenon, but this road section is not impossible."

Their eyes lit up!
(End of this chapter)