The system asked me to be a teacher
Chapter 260 Routines and Counter Routines
Chapter 260 Routines and Counter Routines
Sitting in the spacious principal's room, Li Guohua had a faint, vicious smile on his lips.
If what I expected was correct, the students in Class 1 (Class [-]) of Senior High School will definitely come to surround the principal's office later.
Thinking of this, boundless hatred immediately grew in his heart.
It was because of the students in this class and that teacher Kong that he lost the position of principal.
Now that he has the opportunity to retaliate, he certainly cannot remain indifferent.
Last night, Li Guohua spent most of the night and spent tens of thousands of dollars to install cameras within a 50-meter radius.
As long as those students dare to come, he has a way to make them unable to eat.
That's right, this is Li Guohua's real plan.
Others thought that sending Confucius and Mencius to remote areas to teach was his means of revenge.
But how could Li Guohua, who has been struggling in the rivers and lakes for decades, lift it up high and put it down gently?
Supporting education is just a pretext, and his real purpose is only one, which is to instigate.
Instigate the students in Class 1 ([-]) to express their dissatisfaction with practical actions.
Then he can, from conspirator who puts shoes on his colleagues, into sympathetic victim.
Through simple political maneuvers, he once again secured the position of principal of Zhiyuan Middle School.
As for those students who chose not to come, it was completely impossible.
From the age of 23 to 53, Li Guohua has been dealing with students for 30 years.
No one knows better than him the character, hobbies, and habits of this social group.
Getting up from his seat, Li Guohua took out a delicate gold silk box.
Inside the small box is his favorite - the best cat's eye coffee beans.
Although there are only a dozen or so coffee beans, he got them through untold hardships.
Normally, Li Guohua was reluctant to drink at all, and only when there was a big happy event, he would be stingy to drink half a glass.
The humming sound of the coffee machine is like the happiest music in the world.
The faint aroma slowly diffuses under the effect of temperature, refreshing.
Blowing lightly, Li Guohua took a sip.
Unexpectedly, the next moment, he frowned.
No, why does this coffee taste so strange?
Thinking to himself, he took another sip.
There is still a problem!
Because of the strong aroma of coffee in the mouth, there is a strange smell.
It even stinks very authentically, sort of like... cat poop.
Could it be that if the cat poop coffee beans are left for a long time, the smell of cat poop will grow?
Although Li Guohua likes coffee, once the coffee culture becomes more advanced, he doesn't know much about it.
But soon, he was excited again.
Just like wine, the longer it is stored, the more mellow it tastes.
What is the concept of cat feces coffee beans smelling like cat feces?
The best of the best!
Thinking of this, Li Guohua immediately took out the phone:
"Hello, is that Brother Wang? I want to ask you a question.
How long does it take for cat poop coffee beans to smell like cat poop?
What?impossible?
How could it be impossible?
This happened to the coffee beans you sold me.
You mean my coffee tofu is broken?
But when you gave it to me, you said that even if I store it for 100 years, it will not deteriorate.
Are you going to look up information?
All right, if you have any news, please let me know as soon as possible. "
After hanging up the phone, Li Guohua shook his head.
He didn't care about Pharaoh's chirping on the phone.
The other party is just a coffee seller. When it comes to coffee culture, he is far worse than himself.
The reason why he asked was just to confirm his inner thoughts.
Picking up the coffee, he took another sip.
Such a change in coffee beans is absolutely rare in a hundred years.
If I use my taste buds to conduct a deeper analysis, maybe I can write a report on coffee culture, thus establishing my special status in this regard.
One sip after another, the more Li Guohua thought about it, the more excited he became, and the more he drank it, the more enjoyable he became.
Soon, a cup of coffee has bottomed out.
But Li Guohua frowned, because after such a long time, there was no movement outside the principal's room.
Is my judgment wrong?
But soon, his attention was drawn to the coffee again.
The taste of the coffee just now is very complex. It is difficult to taste the real thing in just one cup.
With a heartbroken look, he picked up the coffee can again.
One, two...
Huh, what is this?
As if inadvertently, Li Guohua saw a blank piece of paper at the bottom of the coffee can, with handwriting faintly written on it.
It's just that I don't remember putting paper in it.
Carefully pinching the white paper out, he finally saw clearly what was written on it:
"Dear Principal Li, hello.
I am a student at school who admires you very much.
Ever since I knew you were coming back, I came to your principal's office immediately, wanting to make a cup of coffee to greet you.
It's just that my ability to make coffee is really not flattering. Before I started brewing, half of the coffee beans were accidentally dropped into the sewer by me.
I was very flustered, afraid of being blamed by you, and afraid of being laughed at by other students.
In desperation, I put in the same amount of cat feces according to the shape of the coffee beans.
In this way, although the taste of the coffee will change somewhat, it will not affect its aroma.
Am I particularly smart?
——Student XX from Class 1 ([-]) of Senior High School. "
Li Guohua: "..."
"vomit……"
It took a long time for Principal Li to recover from the terrifying imagination.
His face turned green.
On purpose, the other party definitely did it on purpose!
Especially the last sentence, signed by someone from class 1 of the second year of high school, was clearly a demonstration to himself.
But what Li Guohua didn't understand was that the time the other party did this should not be long ago.
How did this guy escape surveillance?
After thinking about it, he walked to the computer and opened the saved surveillance video.
Five minutes later, Li Guohua saw a thin figure.
The other party had no intention of avoiding it at all, and even walked under the camera and waved friendlyly.
It's just that my focus at the time was all the students in Class One, Grade Two, and this person came in through the window, so I easily avoided his sight.
Then he saw that the other party took advantage of his time to go to the toilet and calmly changed the coffee beans.
The most exaggerated thing was that after this guy finished a series of coquettish operations, when he was still walking out of the gate, he turned his head and whispered two words: idiot!
Li Guohua: "..."
Snapped!
The high-end appliances worth thousands of gold were directly thrown to the ground by him.
If at this time, he didn't know that the students in Class [-], Grade [-] had seen through his plot, so he didn't have to mess around.
The phone rang, and it was the old Wang who sold his coffee beans:
"Hey, Principal Li!
I checked the information just now, and coffee beans that smell like cat feces do exist.
It's just that this kind of coffee beans has to be stored for at least 50 years before there is a certain chance of the changes you mentioned.
Once this change occurs, the price of coffee beans will be at least twice as high as before.
So congratulations to Principal Li, you have made a lot of money. "
Li Guohua: "..."
At this moment, he only spit out one word: "Get lost!"
(End of this chapter)
Sitting in the spacious principal's room, Li Guohua had a faint, vicious smile on his lips.
If what I expected was correct, the students in Class 1 (Class [-]) of Senior High School will definitely come to surround the principal's office later.
Thinking of this, boundless hatred immediately grew in his heart.
It was because of the students in this class and that teacher Kong that he lost the position of principal.
Now that he has the opportunity to retaliate, he certainly cannot remain indifferent.
Last night, Li Guohua spent most of the night and spent tens of thousands of dollars to install cameras within a 50-meter radius.
As long as those students dare to come, he has a way to make them unable to eat.
That's right, this is Li Guohua's real plan.
Others thought that sending Confucius and Mencius to remote areas to teach was his means of revenge.
But how could Li Guohua, who has been struggling in the rivers and lakes for decades, lift it up high and put it down gently?
Supporting education is just a pretext, and his real purpose is only one, which is to instigate.
Instigate the students in Class 1 ([-]) to express their dissatisfaction with practical actions.
Then he can, from conspirator who puts shoes on his colleagues, into sympathetic victim.
Through simple political maneuvers, he once again secured the position of principal of Zhiyuan Middle School.
As for those students who chose not to come, it was completely impossible.
From the age of 23 to 53, Li Guohua has been dealing with students for 30 years.
No one knows better than him the character, hobbies, and habits of this social group.
Getting up from his seat, Li Guohua took out a delicate gold silk box.
Inside the small box is his favorite - the best cat's eye coffee beans.
Although there are only a dozen or so coffee beans, he got them through untold hardships.
Normally, Li Guohua was reluctant to drink at all, and only when there was a big happy event, he would be stingy to drink half a glass.
The humming sound of the coffee machine is like the happiest music in the world.
The faint aroma slowly diffuses under the effect of temperature, refreshing.
Blowing lightly, Li Guohua took a sip.
Unexpectedly, the next moment, he frowned.
No, why does this coffee taste so strange?
Thinking to himself, he took another sip.
There is still a problem!
Because of the strong aroma of coffee in the mouth, there is a strange smell.
It even stinks very authentically, sort of like... cat poop.
Could it be that if the cat poop coffee beans are left for a long time, the smell of cat poop will grow?
Although Li Guohua likes coffee, once the coffee culture becomes more advanced, he doesn't know much about it.
But soon, he was excited again.
Just like wine, the longer it is stored, the more mellow it tastes.
What is the concept of cat feces coffee beans smelling like cat feces?
The best of the best!
Thinking of this, Li Guohua immediately took out the phone:
"Hello, is that Brother Wang? I want to ask you a question.
How long does it take for cat poop coffee beans to smell like cat poop?
What?impossible?
How could it be impossible?
This happened to the coffee beans you sold me.
You mean my coffee tofu is broken?
But when you gave it to me, you said that even if I store it for 100 years, it will not deteriorate.
Are you going to look up information?
All right, if you have any news, please let me know as soon as possible. "
After hanging up the phone, Li Guohua shook his head.
He didn't care about Pharaoh's chirping on the phone.
The other party is just a coffee seller. When it comes to coffee culture, he is far worse than himself.
The reason why he asked was just to confirm his inner thoughts.
Picking up the coffee, he took another sip.
Such a change in coffee beans is absolutely rare in a hundred years.
If I use my taste buds to conduct a deeper analysis, maybe I can write a report on coffee culture, thus establishing my special status in this regard.
One sip after another, the more Li Guohua thought about it, the more excited he became, and the more he drank it, the more enjoyable he became.
Soon, a cup of coffee has bottomed out.
But Li Guohua frowned, because after such a long time, there was no movement outside the principal's room.
Is my judgment wrong?
But soon, his attention was drawn to the coffee again.
The taste of the coffee just now is very complex. It is difficult to taste the real thing in just one cup.
With a heartbroken look, he picked up the coffee can again.
One, two...
Huh, what is this?
As if inadvertently, Li Guohua saw a blank piece of paper at the bottom of the coffee can, with handwriting faintly written on it.
It's just that I don't remember putting paper in it.
Carefully pinching the white paper out, he finally saw clearly what was written on it:
"Dear Principal Li, hello.
I am a student at school who admires you very much.
Ever since I knew you were coming back, I came to your principal's office immediately, wanting to make a cup of coffee to greet you.
It's just that my ability to make coffee is really not flattering. Before I started brewing, half of the coffee beans were accidentally dropped into the sewer by me.
I was very flustered, afraid of being blamed by you, and afraid of being laughed at by other students.
In desperation, I put in the same amount of cat feces according to the shape of the coffee beans.
In this way, although the taste of the coffee will change somewhat, it will not affect its aroma.
Am I particularly smart?
——Student XX from Class 1 ([-]) of Senior High School. "
Li Guohua: "..."
"vomit……"
It took a long time for Principal Li to recover from the terrifying imagination.
His face turned green.
On purpose, the other party definitely did it on purpose!
Especially the last sentence, signed by someone from class 1 of the second year of high school, was clearly a demonstration to himself.
But what Li Guohua didn't understand was that the time the other party did this should not be long ago.
How did this guy escape surveillance?
After thinking about it, he walked to the computer and opened the saved surveillance video.
Five minutes later, Li Guohua saw a thin figure.
The other party had no intention of avoiding it at all, and even walked under the camera and waved friendlyly.
It's just that my focus at the time was all the students in Class One, Grade Two, and this person came in through the window, so I easily avoided his sight.
Then he saw that the other party took advantage of his time to go to the toilet and calmly changed the coffee beans.
The most exaggerated thing was that after this guy finished a series of coquettish operations, when he was still walking out of the gate, he turned his head and whispered two words: idiot!
Li Guohua: "..."
Snapped!
The high-end appliances worth thousands of gold were directly thrown to the ground by him.
If at this time, he didn't know that the students in Class [-], Grade [-] had seen through his plot, so he didn't have to mess around.
The phone rang, and it was the old Wang who sold his coffee beans:
"Hey, Principal Li!
I checked the information just now, and coffee beans that smell like cat feces do exist.
It's just that this kind of coffee beans has to be stored for at least 50 years before there is a certain chance of the changes you mentioned.
Once this change occurs, the price of coffee beans will be at least twice as high as before.
So congratulations to Principal Li, you have made a lot of money. "
Li Guohua: "..."
At this moment, he only spit out one word: "Get lost!"
(End of this chapter)
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