I have a holy letter

Chapter 304, Correcting the timeline?

With the setting sun, Wu Yue drove Gwen home. He had already accepted the other party's invitation to go to her boudoir for a cup of coffee or something.

As a result, when he saw George Stacey, who was wearing a police uniform and staring at the door, he immediately dismissed this unrealistic idea and returned to the manor.

"Hi! Little guy, it's a long night, drinking alone is not a good habit..."

When Wu Yue opened the wine cabinet and took out the wine bottle, there was a burst of cheap teasing from behind him.Turning his head in surprise, he saw a guy in a dark red tights with two Japanese-style katanas standing in the middle of the living room...

"Little bitch?" Wu Yue asked with some uncertainty.

He can say with 100% certainty that when he returned to the manor, Reiatsu had already searched the entire manor, and absolutely found nothing unusual. Then, where did the gay guy in front of him come from?

"Call me Master Deadpool! You idiot!"

While speaking, Deadpool suddenly pulled out a pistol from both sides of his thighs, aimed at Wu Yue and fired a series of bursts, and shouted, "I didn't expect that Master Deadpool would accidentally bump into my black fan after revising the timeline once." , You bastard, did you post those messy posts on the Internet with your trumpet?"

Ding, ding, ding...

Wu Yue transformed into a Lingzi lightsaber, and used Dugu Nine Swords' Broken Arrow Style. In an instant, shadows of heavy swords appeared in front of him, chopping off all the incoming bullets and falling to the ground.

"Wow~~!!! How did you do it? It's even faster than Master Deadpool's knife, what the hell is Broken Arrow?"

After the two rounds of bullets were fired, they failed to injure the enemy. If you take off the headgear, you will find that Deadpool's mouth has opened into a big 'O' shape.

"You have been beeping for a long time, is it over?"

With a wave of Wu Yue's hand, dense blue light spots suddenly appeared in the air, and then the two merged into one, forming countless spiritual daggers, floating around Deadpool, sealing off all his escape routes in an instant. died.

Wu Yue took a few steps forward, stared at the other party and said viciously, "Now I will ask you to answer, if you dare to say one more nonsense, I will shoot your balls right away! Tell me, what are you doing here?"

"Of course I'm here to give you soap! By the way, why do people in your world like soap so much?"

Deadpool shrugged his shoulders and put on a harmless appearance. With the sudden attack that he drew his gun just now, Wu Yue didn't think that this crazy guy would submit so obediently.

"Don't answer?"

Wu Yue's fingers trembled slightly, and when even more than half of the dagger shot down, swishing, swishing, like pear blossoms in a rainstorm, he shot the guy in front of him into a sieve in an instant.

In a moment, Deadpool's body was covered with spiritual daggers from head to toe, blood sprayed out like money, and gathered on the ground into a large pool of blood.

"Huh? Your belt..."

Wu Yue originally thought that when he released the Lingzi dagger, Deadpool would use the space travel ability of his belt to escape to other places, but he didn't expect that the other party would just stand there, with hundreds of daggers stuck on his body, no matter how you looked at it, it was a bit unbelievable The name is weird.

In other words, this guy is from the movie version, the belt can only be used to travel through time and space, and there is a limit on the number of times... What a weakling!

Deadpool didn't care about the wounds on his body, and still had that gay tone of voice.

"Yo! I was discovered by you! Damn [-]th Century Fox, you didn't tell me that you are so strong, if you knew it, you would have pulled Colossus as a shield."

"uh-huh?"

With a thought, Wu Yue recalled what Deadpool said when he first arrived, as if he was here to correct the timeline... In other words, because of his own existence, he disrupted Marvel's timeline?
It turns out that my brother has already caught it like this?
After thinking about it, without further ado, Wu Yue went forward and grabbed Deadpool's head, and tore off the hood. Seeing the pineapple-shaped face that seemed to have been stepped on the ground countless times, Wu Yue couldn't help laughing, laugh out loud.

"Hahaha... sorry! I didn't mean to laugh at your face, but I just couldn't help it..."

"It really is black powder!"

While speaking, the wound on Deadpool's body had already recovered. Suddenly, he stretched his hands behind his back, grasped the handle of the knife, and while drawing the knife, he took advantage of the momentum to slash towards Wu Yue's neck from left to right.

"Is this Edman Alloy?"

Wu Yue casually tapped twice in front of him, only to hear two clangs, the sharply chopped knives were bounced out with great force, one was stuck on the ceiling and the other was stuck on the door frame.

What surprised him was that with his strength exceeding three tons, he couldn't destroy the two knives with one blow, and he couldn't even leave scratches on them!

Wu Yue couldn't help but his eyes lit up, what a good thing!

To be honest, if it was the Deadpool in the comics, he might be able to beat Wu Yue with two tricks. The movie version of the Deadpool is a no-brainer in front of him!Even the half-baked Dugu Nine Swords is enough to hang him.

"And your belt, it's mine too!"

Wu Yue stepped hard, and his speed suddenly increased several times. The index finger and middle finger of his right hand were inserted into Deadpool's eyes.Deadpool hurriedly turned his body to avoid the attack, but at this moment, Wu Yue quickly changed his move, his five fingers turned into claws, and he reached out to grab his belt like lightning, and yanked it violently.

Surprisingly, the tights without the belt just slipped down the thighs and fell to the ground...

Time seems to be frozen at this second!
Deadpool stared at Wu Yue with big innocent eyes, his expression seemed to say, no matter how anxious you are, you don't need to be so violent...

"Oh, it's really not intentional! I'm not interested in your chrysanthemum at all!"

Wu Yue raised his hands in a gesture of surrender, "By the way, shouldn't you make a one-piece bodysuit? Anyway, your little penis like a tree branch can't play a supporting role at all."

"Which superhero's tights have you seen is one-piece? Well, no, Superman's seems to be... Doesn't he pee standing up?"

Deadpool was not at all as shy as little Ding Ding was exposed to outsiders. He held his right elbow with his left hand, rubbed his chin with his right hand, and put on a look of thinking about life. Everyone is lied to!"

"It turns out that you want to be a superhero, what a pathetic guy! Disappointed to lose your personality for the sake of box office."

Wu Yue cast a contemptuous glance at the other party, turned around and put the belt on the table, and poured himself a glass of wine.

"Fuck it, Deadpool 2 is definitely not what I meant. I originally wanted to encourage that kid to blow up that perverted research institute. Do you know that idiot screenwriter has already been shot in the head by me!" Deadpool became angry from embarrassment road.

"Didn't you still shoot according to the script? What's the point of saying this?"

Wu Yue said sarcastically, "Superhero Deadpool, what a catchy name!"

"Master Deadpool will not be blackmailed by fans, especially a perverted black fan like you who covets Master Deadpool's chrysanthemum. If I can save him today, I can kill him tomorrow. Well, that's it!"

Deadpool lifted his pants, tore off his sleeves, and tied them around his waist.

"So, what are you here for? Fixing the timeline? Don't tease me! That's just another script the director gave you, keep going, poor boy, maybe a future Deadpool 3 or 4, box office Can it surpass the little spider..."

"You say that, it seems quite reasonable, how about giving me back my belt? I'm going back. Damn director, damn timeline, Master Deadpool is not here to do this!"

Continuously being abused unilaterally, Deadpool has long since lost the desire to fight.

"By the way, when did you come here?" Wu Yue asked suddenly.

"The year Deadpool 2 came out."

"Mao! I haven't started time travel that year!"

"That was the year Deadpool 3 came out, who knows!"

Wu Yue hesitated, "Then, the future me... Forget it, I won't ask, and you are not allowed to spoil it!"

"I want to give you a spoiler, but I'm actually pretty optimistic that you'll have a crush on Logan!"

Wu Yue was stunned, and his body was in a trance, "Who? Wolverine? That guy is over 100 years old, how old is his wife? I have such a strong taste? Besides, why do I want Uncle Green Wolf?"

Just when he was in a daze, Deadpool suddenly rushed over, grabbed the belt on the table, and pressed the button.When Wu Yue came back to his senses, it was too late to stop...

"Goodbye! If you can't satisfy her, please call Lord Deadpool..."

Deadpool's lowly Chong Wuyue waved his hand, his figure flashed and disappeared without a trace.

"Just because of your penis, which is thinner than your little finger?"

Wu Yue sneered with disdain, but the other party couldn't hear it anymore.

(End of this chapter)