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Chapter 246 1 Accidentally Drank High
Chapter 246 Accidentally Drank Too Much
These words were really not crazy, and the king of Tubo was not a mediocre person, so he could see that Yunfan was not lying.
So he waved his hand and signaled the guards to leave.
Soon there were only two people left in the room.
Yun Fan smiled: "That's right."
After talking, because I was thirsty, I bought a bottle of beer for 3 yuan from the trial mall.
Then he opened it and sat on a chair and took a sip casually.
At this time, the King of Tubo was in a daze, and he didn't understand why this guy seemed to be juggling, and suddenly something strange appeared in his hand?
And this thing hasn't been seen yet.
Yun Fan blew on the bottle twice, wiped his mouth and said with a smile: "Excellent!"
"By the way, would you like a bottle too?"
After speaking, he bought a bottle of Snow Beer in the trial mall again and handed it over.
"Come and taste, let's drink and chat"
After the Tubo king took the beer, he carefully looked at it.
Yun Fan smiled and said, "Don't look, you didn't poison me, if I wanted to kill you, you would have died long ago."
Hearing that the king of Tubo thought it was reasonable, he smiled awkwardly and took a sip from the bottle.
Soon his brows were frowned: "What kind of smell is this, it's so weird!"
Seeing him like this, Yunfan smiled happily: "This is not how you drink beer, come and drink like me, blowing on the bottle."
After speaking, he made a demonstration action, picked up the beer and sipped directly.
"Hoo, cool!"
After struggling for a while, the king of Tubo tried to follow his example.
After a few mouthfuls of grunt, his eyes soon lit up.
"Enjoyed!"
"What kind of wine is this? It's so enjoyable to drink!"
Yun Fan grinned and said, "That's a must, to drink beer, you have to drink it open."
"Come on, I'll buy some more peanuts and spicy strips for dinner"
"You're welcome, get it together"
In this way, it is now in the palace of Tubo.
Two men, each with a bottle of beer in his hand, and then put spicy strips and peanuts on the table, the picture is extremely funny.
It is said that the two are negotiating, but no matter how you look at it, it is two buddies who are talking nonsense.
When they were satisfied with the drink, they raised the bottle and bumped each other.
After half an hour.
"Well, let's not just drink and talk about something serious," Yun Fan said as he put down the bottle.
After drinking this wine, the two of them had already drank six or seven bottles before they knew it.
The Tubo king was also blushing, as if he had gotten a little excited from drinking.
He waved his hand vaguely.
"Oh, my brothers don't talk about business today, just drink, come, let's go!"
Seeing this guy opened a bottle of beer again, and then blew on the bottle, cold sweat flowed down Yunfan's forehead.
Uncle, I accidentally drank with the king of Tubo.
Depend on!
"No, I'm the envoy of the Tang Dynasty, and I'm here to negotiate."
"What are you talking about, my brothers don't talk about business today, just drink!"
After speaking, the king of Tubo showed a smirk.
"Brother, you don't know something. During this period of time, I have been idle. I finally met a confidant. I am so happy! I am so happy!"
"Stop talking, keep drinking, and I will find some beauties for you to serve you well!"
Hearing this, Yun Fan unconsciously picked up the wine bottle and bumped one with the other party.
"Hey, how embarrassing that is."
"It doesn't matter, you are the king's brother, no one dares to have the slightest opinion on what you want to do in this Tubo Kingdom, oh, by the way, what is your surname?"
"My surname is Yun. You are older than me, king. If you don't mind, you can call me Brother Yun."
"Nonsense! Do you think I'm drunk and want to take advantage of me? I'm obviously older than you, so I'll call you Brother Yun." The king of Tubo showed a drunken smile.
Yunfan felt that the topic was becoming more and more crooked?
Then he continued: "No, I really want to talk to you about something serious, brother, I still have to complete the task."
"Task?"
"What's the mission, brother Yun? My Tubo army of hundreds of thousands only needs a word from you, and I will let them deploy as you please!"
After talking, the king of Tubo opened a bottle of beer himself, and the two of them had already packed a box of beer.
This made Yunfan amused.
"Really?"
"You are not joking!" It could be seen that the king of Tubo was really drunk.
Anyone who loves to drink knows that although beer is not as high as liquor, the most amazing thing about beer is that it is easy to drink and can make people high without knowing it.
No, the King of Tubo is.
Seeing that this is the end of Yun Fan's words, he grinned and said.
"That's fine, I want your army to withdraw from the border of Tang Dynasty now"
After saying this, the King of Tubo was taken aback, and then put down the wine bottle in his hand.
"Brother, are you serious?"
"Well, as long as you order the withdrawal, my mission will be completed"
The Tubo king frowned, as if he was very troubled.
"Hey, brother, brother, you really gave me a problem."
"My king just ordered the attack on Datang a few days ago, and now you ask me to suddenly retreat, which is probably inappropriate!"
Yun Fan could tell that the alcohol was still almost there.
Then he took out a cigarette and handed it over: "Try?"
"What is this?" Tubo King asked with a fresh expression.
"Hey, have you never heard of the separation of tobacco and alcohol? Come and taste it, I guarantee you will float up and become a fairy"
"Haha, it's good to be a fairy, I want to be a fairy, let me try it quickly"
Soon Yunfan taught the Tubo king how to smoke, and the two smoked cigarettes at the same time.
"Huh, comfortable!"
"That is required"
"Bro, where were we talking?"
"withdraw troops!"
The Tubo king took a puff of cigarette, then said lightly.
"Hey, my brother, you are really embarrassing me to death. Apart from this request, I can promise you anything else."
"No other request, just this, as long as you order the withdrawal of troops, how about I give you a surprise?"
"Surprise?" The Tubo king's eyes lit up.
Seemed curious about the surprise.
Yunfan grinned and said, "That's right, would this smoke go well with beer?"
"Cool!"
"Yeah, as long as you agree to withdraw, I'll teach you something even better."
Now the king of Tubo was completely curious.
It was the first time he felt this kind of feeling, and it was very comfortable.
To put it bluntly, even a god would not do it!
"Then tell me, brother, what are you going to teach me?"
Yun Fan chuckled, "I'll teach you how to disco!"
"Bondi?"
"That's right, your current state is the most suitable for disco dancing, it must make you so excited!"
"Okay, I want to try bundy, brother, teach me quickly!"
Yunfan shook his head.
"You order to withdraw the troops first, otherwise there will be no discussion"
After speaking, he stood up and pretended to leave.
"Besides, I still have business to do. If you insist on not retreating, then I have nothing to do. At that time, we can only face each other with swords."
"As for disco, don't expect to try it in your life."
The impact of these words today is enormous.
Although the king of Tubo was somewhat reluctant, he still gritted his teeth and said.
"Wait, brother!"
"Huh? Agreed?"
"That's right, I still want to give you my brother's face, and I will order to withdraw my troops right now!"
Hearing this, the corner of Yunfan's mouth raised and he smiled lightly.
"It's almost there"
"Okay, the big disco scene is about to start!"
(End of this chapter)
These words were really not crazy, and the king of Tubo was not a mediocre person, so he could see that Yunfan was not lying.
So he waved his hand and signaled the guards to leave.
Soon there were only two people left in the room.
Yun Fan smiled: "That's right."
After talking, because I was thirsty, I bought a bottle of beer for 3 yuan from the trial mall.
Then he opened it and sat on a chair and took a sip casually.
At this time, the King of Tubo was in a daze, and he didn't understand why this guy seemed to be juggling, and suddenly something strange appeared in his hand?
And this thing hasn't been seen yet.
Yun Fan blew on the bottle twice, wiped his mouth and said with a smile: "Excellent!"
"By the way, would you like a bottle too?"
After speaking, he bought a bottle of Snow Beer in the trial mall again and handed it over.
"Come and taste, let's drink and chat"
After the Tubo king took the beer, he carefully looked at it.
Yun Fan smiled and said, "Don't look, you didn't poison me, if I wanted to kill you, you would have died long ago."
Hearing that the king of Tubo thought it was reasonable, he smiled awkwardly and took a sip from the bottle.
Soon his brows were frowned: "What kind of smell is this, it's so weird!"
Seeing him like this, Yunfan smiled happily: "This is not how you drink beer, come and drink like me, blowing on the bottle."
After speaking, he made a demonstration action, picked up the beer and sipped directly.
"Hoo, cool!"
After struggling for a while, the king of Tubo tried to follow his example.
After a few mouthfuls of grunt, his eyes soon lit up.
"Enjoyed!"
"What kind of wine is this? It's so enjoyable to drink!"
Yun Fan grinned and said, "That's a must, to drink beer, you have to drink it open."
"Come on, I'll buy some more peanuts and spicy strips for dinner"
"You're welcome, get it together"
In this way, it is now in the palace of Tubo.
Two men, each with a bottle of beer in his hand, and then put spicy strips and peanuts on the table, the picture is extremely funny.
It is said that the two are negotiating, but no matter how you look at it, it is two buddies who are talking nonsense.
When they were satisfied with the drink, they raised the bottle and bumped each other.
After half an hour.
"Well, let's not just drink and talk about something serious," Yun Fan said as he put down the bottle.
After drinking this wine, the two of them had already drank six or seven bottles before they knew it.
The Tubo king was also blushing, as if he had gotten a little excited from drinking.
He waved his hand vaguely.
"Oh, my brothers don't talk about business today, just drink, come, let's go!"
Seeing this guy opened a bottle of beer again, and then blew on the bottle, cold sweat flowed down Yunfan's forehead.
Uncle, I accidentally drank with the king of Tubo.
Depend on!
"No, I'm the envoy of the Tang Dynasty, and I'm here to negotiate."
"What are you talking about, my brothers don't talk about business today, just drink!"
After speaking, the king of Tubo showed a smirk.
"Brother, you don't know something. During this period of time, I have been idle. I finally met a confidant. I am so happy! I am so happy!"
"Stop talking, keep drinking, and I will find some beauties for you to serve you well!"
Hearing this, Yun Fan unconsciously picked up the wine bottle and bumped one with the other party.
"Hey, how embarrassing that is."
"It doesn't matter, you are the king's brother, no one dares to have the slightest opinion on what you want to do in this Tubo Kingdom, oh, by the way, what is your surname?"
"My surname is Yun. You are older than me, king. If you don't mind, you can call me Brother Yun."
"Nonsense! Do you think I'm drunk and want to take advantage of me? I'm obviously older than you, so I'll call you Brother Yun." The king of Tubo showed a drunken smile.
Yunfan felt that the topic was becoming more and more crooked?
Then he continued: "No, I really want to talk to you about something serious, brother, I still have to complete the task."
"Task?"
"What's the mission, brother Yun? My Tubo army of hundreds of thousands only needs a word from you, and I will let them deploy as you please!"
After talking, the king of Tubo opened a bottle of beer himself, and the two of them had already packed a box of beer.
This made Yunfan amused.
"Really?"
"You are not joking!" It could be seen that the king of Tubo was really drunk.
Anyone who loves to drink knows that although beer is not as high as liquor, the most amazing thing about beer is that it is easy to drink and can make people high without knowing it.
No, the King of Tubo is.
Seeing that this is the end of Yun Fan's words, he grinned and said.
"That's fine, I want your army to withdraw from the border of Tang Dynasty now"
After saying this, the King of Tubo was taken aback, and then put down the wine bottle in his hand.
"Brother, are you serious?"
"Well, as long as you order the withdrawal, my mission will be completed"
The Tubo king frowned, as if he was very troubled.
"Hey, brother, brother, you really gave me a problem."
"My king just ordered the attack on Datang a few days ago, and now you ask me to suddenly retreat, which is probably inappropriate!"
Yun Fan could tell that the alcohol was still almost there.
Then he took out a cigarette and handed it over: "Try?"
"What is this?" Tubo King asked with a fresh expression.
"Hey, have you never heard of the separation of tobacco and alcohol? Come and taste it, I guarantee you will float up and become a fairy"
"Haha, it's good to be a fairy, I want to be a fairy, let me try it quickly"
Soon Yunfan taught the Tubo king how to smoke, and the two smoked cigarettes at the same time.
"Huh, comfortable!"
"That is required"
"Bro, where were we talking?"
"withdraw troops!"
The Tubo king took a puff of cigarette, then said lightly.
"Hey, my brother, you are really embarrassing me to death. Apart from this request, I can promise you anything else."
"No other request, just this, as long as you order the withdrawal of troops, how about I give you a surprise?"
"Surprise?" The Tubo king's eyes lit up.
Seemed curious about the surprise.
Yunfan grinned and said, "That's right, would this smoke go well with beer?"
"Cool!"
"Yeah, as long as you agree to withdraw, I'll teach you something even better."
Now the king of Tubo was completely curious.
It was the first time he felt this kind of feeling, and it was very comfortable.
To put it bluntly, even a god would not do it!
"Then tell me, brother, what are you going to teach me?"
Yun Fan chuckled, "I'll teach you how to disco!"
"Bondi?"
"That's right, your current state is the most suitable for disco dancing, it must make you so excited!"
"Okay, I want to try bundy, brother, teach me quickly!"
Yunfan shook his head.
"You order to withdraw the troops first, otherwise there will be no discussion"
After speaking, he stood up and pretended to leave.
"Besides, I still have business to do. If you insist on not retreating, then I have nothing to do. At that time, we can only face each other with swords."
"As for disco, don't expect to try it in your life."
The impact of these words today is enormous.
Although the king of Tubo was somewhat reluctant, he still gritted his teeth and said.
"Wait, brother!"
"Huh? Agreed?"
"That's right, I still want to give you my brother's face, and I will order to withdraw my troops right now!"
Hearing this, the corner of Yunfan's mouth raised and he smiled lightly.
"It's almost there"
"Okay, the big disco scene is about to start!"
(End of this chapter)
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