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Chapter 132 Liars
Chapter 132 Liars
Zhang Shouwang, who was already disappointed, immediately regained hope.According to past experience, some students dare to try it, and then they can't stop.Stop taking this medicine, that's not okay.Then, he was able to earn the royalties of this medicine, and there was a steady stream...
Ye Xiaolong hurriedly grabbed Fang Lingling's wrist, Miss Jinghua, and said to her: "I think I'm still very strong, and I don't need this kind of tonic! Besides, the name of the tonic that Taoist Zhang is selling is actually called Hong Pills are not good medicines!
This reminds me of what I read from historical books. There was an emperor in Ming Dynasty who had been the crown prince for decades, and finally survived until the old emperor died, and he became the emperor.In order to indulge in sensuality, after taking the great tonic medicine Hongwan, he died within a few months!It is also known as the 'Red Pill Case' in history. "
After Zhang Shouwang heard this, he hurried forward to argue: "During the Ming Dynasty hundreds of years ago, how could the Taoist priests' technology of refining elixir be as advanced as that of our era?
It was normal for things to happen then.And our Taoist temple uses advanced technological means, coupled with the exclusive and undisclosed secret recipe of my old mentor Zhen Taoist priest, to refine this kind of great tonic medicine---red pill, which is by no means the kind in the historical records Red pill.Two immortal friends, please rest assured to take it. "
"Damn!" Ye Xiaolong said bluntly: "Unless you, old fairy, can take one in front of my face first. Let me see if there is any poison, then I will consider whether to buy it."
"Negative emotion value from Zhang Shouwang, +666."
Zhang Shouwang showed a bitter face, and said in embarrassment: "Little fairy, look, I am alone, and this kind of magic medicine of the red pill can only be taken by fairy friends who are both cultivating together. Xiaoxian Friends, aren’t you embarrassing the poor?”
At this time, Fang Lingling smiled and winked at Ye Xiaolong suggestively, and said, "Husband, don't make things difficult for the Taoist priest. Since we come here to practice devoutly, we should follow the Taoist priest's advice. It’s not too expensive to try one or two pills first. If the effect is good, we can continue to buy and sell from Daoist Zhang tomorrow!”
Ye Xiaolong immediately understood what Fang Lingling meant by blinking her eyes while saying the above words.It should be that the policewoman, apart from squatting here and waiting for the arrival of the female thief Xiaofang, should also collect evidence for the fraud case of the fake Taoist priests in the Shenwu Temple.
At this time, the middle-aged Taoist priest Zhang Shouwang immediately smiled after hearing Fang Lingling's words.
He said to Fang Lingling and Ye Xiaolong with a smile: "The red pill recommended by Pindao to the two Shuangxiu immortal friends, the effect of preservation is so good that there is no friend!"
Ye Xiaolong gave Zhang Shouwang a blank look, although he knew in his heart that Fang Lingling spent a lot of money to buy medicines in order to collect criminal evidence, but he still didn't forget to ask what to do with this fake old man who sells fake medicines.
"Old man, you say that the effect of your medicine is so good that you have no friends, so who would dare to buy it?"
"Uh?"
"Negative emotion value from Zhang Shouwang, +166."
Zhang Shouwang saw that the commission money he was about to get was probably in vain, so he immediately increased the effectiveness of publicizing the medicine, saying:
"Little fairy friend, you don't know the power of the disaster red pill."
"Huh? So powerful?!"
"Hehe..." Ye Xiaolong laughed.Of course, this kind of laughter is not ridiculous when you hear that the effect of this medicine is so miraculous, but because you are amused.Even if the medicine is really as effective as this fake old man claims, the side effects should be great.
At this time, Fang Lingling simply took out the money and said to Zhang Shouwang, "Master Daoist, let's buy two pills and try it first! How much does it cost?"
When Zhang Shouwang saw that he had finally opened his business today, he said happily, "Each pill costs 999 yuan, two pills, a total of 1998 yuan."
Fang Lingling handed Zhang Shouwang twenty bills of one hundred yuan, and said with a smile, "2000 yuan, don't look for it!"
Zhang Shouwang happily took the money, counted it, and stuffed it into his pocket.
Then, he unplugged the medicine gourd, and spread a small piece of tinfoil on the palm of his left hand.
Holding the gourd in his right hand, he poured out two red pills the size of soybeans, wrapped them in the small tin foil on the palm of his left hand, and handed them to Fang Lingling.
Ye Xiaolong looked at the quick movements of the fake old man in front of him, and guessed in his heart that this liar should have used this method to sell fake medicines before, right?
At this time, Zhang Shouwang said with a smile: "You two immortal friends, after using the magical medicine, you are welcome to continue to find Pindao to buy medicine. In the future, if you two immortal friends buy more, Pindao can give you a discount.
This is Pindao's business card. After the two immortal friends go down the mountain, they can also call Pindao for medicine.Pindao can go to the town down the mountain and deliver the medicine to the two immortal friends. "
Fang Lingling smiled and took the business card Zhang Shouwang handed over.
Ye Xiaolong glanced at Zhang Shouwang, and thought to himself: I'm afraid you're going to be unlucky, liar. How would you know that the beautiful woman with a harmless smile in front of you is actually a policewoman who wants to solve more cases and do more meritorious deeds? Bar?You are taking the initiative to come to the head!
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Ye Xiaolong and Fang Lingling watched Zhang Shouwang disappear into the night.
Then, the two of them remarried and returned to the double repair senior suite.
After Ye Xiaolong locked the door, he deliberately asked jokingly: "Miss Sister, you are really generous. You actually spent two thousand yuan to buy only two pills. Are you really going to take that medicine?" ?”
"Of course I won't take it! I don't know if the good medicine has any strong side effects." Fang Lingling opened the tinfoil package in the palm of her hand while talking, revealing two red pills.
Fang Lingling smiled mischievously, took out a pill and handed it to Ye Xiaolong, and said, "I see you have been staring at this medicine, otherwise, why don't you take a supplement?"
"Eh?!" Ye Xiaolong was speechless, what the hell, this policewoman actually has such a magical operation?
"Hehe..." Fang Lingling let out a series of laughter like silver bells.Not teasing Ye Xiaolong any more, she wrapped the two red pills in tinfoil and put them in her bag.
In fact, Ye Xiaolong already understood Fang Lingling's intentions. She just wanted to collect the two fake medicines bought from this temple of martial arts and use them as a scam by the fake Taoist priests in this temple of martial arts. items of evidence.
However, since Ye Xiaolong was teased by Fang Lingling just now.This time, he naturally couldn't let Fang Lingling go.
He pretended to be puzzled and asked Fang Lingling: "Miss sister, you put this magical medicine in your bag, are you going to take it home and give it to your brother and sister-in-law?"
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(End of this chapter)
Zhang Shouwang, who was already disappointed, immediately regained hope.According to past experience, some students dare to try it, and then they can't stop.Stop taking this medicine, that's not okay.Then, he was able to earn the royalties of this medicine, and there was a steady stream...
Ye Xiaolong hurriedly grabbed Fang Lingling's wrist, Miss Jinghua, and said to her: "I think I'm still very strong, and I don't need this kind of tonic! Besides, the name of the tonic that Taoist Zhang is selling is actually called Hong Pills are not good medicines!
This reminds me of what I read from historical books. There was an emperor in Ming Dynasty who had been the crown prince for decades, and finally survived until the old emperor died, and he became the emperor.In order to indulge in sensuality, after taking the great tonic medicine Hongwan, he died within a few months!It is also known as the 'Red Pill Case' in history. "
After Zhang Shouwang heard this, he hurried forward to argue: "During the Ming Dynasty hundreds of years ago, how could the Taoist priests' technology of refining elixir be as advanced as that of our era?
It was normal for things to happen then.And our Taoist temple uses advanced technological means, coupled with the exclusive and undisclosed secret recipe of my old mentor Zhen Taoist priest, to refine this kind of great tonic medicine---red pill, which is by no means the kind in the historical records Red pill.Two immortal friends, please rest assured to take it. "
"Damn!" Ye Xiaolong said bluntly: "Unless you, old fairy, can take one in front of my face first. Let me see if there is any poison, then I will consider whether to buy it."
"Negative emotion value from Zhang Shouwang, +666."
Zhang Shouwang showed a bitter face, and said in embarrassment: "Little fairy, look, I am alone, and this kind of magic medicine of the red pill can only be taken by fairy friends who are both cultivating together. Xiaoxian Friends, aren’t you embarrassing the poor?”
At this time, Fang Lingling smiled and winked at Ye Xiaolong suggestively, and said, "Husband, don't make things difficult for the Taoist priest. Since we come here to practice devoutly, we should follow the Taoist priest's advice. It’s not too expensive to try one or two pills first. If the effect is good, we can continue to buy and sell from Daoist Zhang tomorrow!”
Ye Xiaolong immediately understood what Fang Lingling meant by blinking her eyes while saying the above words.It should be that the policewoman, apart from squatting here and waiting for the arrival of the female thief Xiaofang, should also collect evidence for the fraud case of the fake Taoist priests in the Shenwu Temple.
At this time, the middle-aged Taoist priest Zhang Shouwang immediately smiled after hearing Fang Lingling's words.
He said to Fang Lingling and Ye Xiaolong with a smile: "The red pill recommended by Pindao to the two Shuangxiu immortal friends, the effect of preservation is so good that there is no friend!"
Ye Xiaolong gave Zhang Shouwang a blank look, although he knew in his heart that Fang Lingling spent a lot of money to buy medicines in order to collect criminal evidence, but he still didn't forget to ask what to do with this fake old man who sells fake medicines.
"Old man, you say that the effect of your medicine is so good that you have no friends, so who would dare to buy it?"
"Uh?"
"Negative emotion value from Zhang Shouwang, +166."
Zhang Shouwang saw that the commission money he was about to get was probably in vain, so he immediately increased the effectiveness of publicizing the medicine, saying:
"Little fairy friend, you don't know the power of the disaster red pill."
"Huh? So powerful?!"
"Hehe..." Ye Xiaolong laughed.Of course, this kind of laughter is not ridiculous when you hear that the effect of this medicine is so miraculous, but because you are amused.Even if the medicine is really as effective as this fake old man claims, the side effects should be great.
At this time, Fang Lingling simply took out the money and said to Zhang Shouwang, "Master Daoist, let's buy two pills and try it first! How much does it cost?"
When Zhang Shouwang saw that he had finally opened his business today, he said happily, "Each pill costs 999 yuan, two pills, a total of 1998 yuan."
Fang Lingling handed Zhang Shouwang twenty bills of one hundred yuan, and said with a smile, "2000 yuan, don't look for it!"
Zhang Shouwang happily took the money, counted it, and stuffed it into his pocket.
Then, he unplugged the medicine gourd, and spread a small piece of tinfoil on the palm of his left hand.
Holding the gourd in his right hand, he poured out two red pills the size of soybeans, wrapped them in the small tin foil on the palm of his left hand, and handed them to Fang Lingling.
Ye Xiaolong looked at the quick movements of the fake old man in front of him, and guessed in his heart that this liar should have used this method to sell fake medicines before, right?
At this time, Zhang Shouwang said with a smile: "You two immortal friends, after using the magical medicine, you are welcome to continue to find Pindao to buy medicine. In the future, if you two immortal friends buy more, Pindao can give you a discount.
This is Pindao's business card. After the two immortal friends go down the mountain, they can also call Pindao for medicine.Pindao can go to the town down the mountain and deliver the medicine to the two immortal friends. "
Fang Lingling smiled and took the business card Zhang Shouwang handed over.
Ye Xiaolong glanced at Zhang Shouwang, and thought to himself: I'm afraid you're going to be unlucky, liar. How would you know that the beautiful woman with a harmless smile in front of you is actually a policewoman who wants to solve more cases and do more meritorious deeds? Bar?You are taking the initiative to come to the head!
............................................................
Ye Xiaolong and Fang Lingling watched Zhang Shouwang disappear into the night.
Then, the two of them remarried and returned to the double repair senior suite.
After Ye Xiaolong locked the door, he deliberately asked jokingly: "Miss Sister, you are really generous. You actually spent two thousand yuan to buy only two pills. Are you really going to take that medicine?" ?”
"Of course I won't take it! I don't know if the good medicine has any strong side effects." Fang Lingling opened the tinfoil package in the palm of her hand while talking, revealing two red pills.
Fang Lingling smiled mischievously, took out a pill and handed it to Ye Xiaolong, and said, "I see you have been staring at this medicine, otherwise, why don't you take a supplement?"
"Eh?!" Ye Xiaolong was speechless, what the hell, this policewoman actually has such a magical operation?
"Hehe..." Fang Lingling let out a series of laughter like silver bells.Not teasing Ye Xiaolong any more, she wrapped the two red pills in tinfoil and put them in her bag.
In fact, Ye Xiaolong already understood Fang Lingling's intentions. She just wanted to collect the two fake medicines bought from this temple of martial arts and use them as a scam by the fake Taoist priests in this temple of martial arts. items of evidence.
However, since Ye Xiaolong was teased by Fang Lingling just now.This time, he naturally couldn't let Fang Lingling go.
He pretended to be puzzled and asked Fang Lingling: "Miss sister, you put this magical medicine in your bag, are you going to take it home and give it to your brother and sister-in-law?"
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(End of this chapter)
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