Plane purification system
Chapter 2 I Can Bend and Stretch
Chapter 2 I Can Bend and Stretch
"Ugh!" With a soft moan, Han Fei slowly woke up with a splitting headache, and cursed vaguely, "Grandma, throwing garbage these days will be punished by God."
Then he shook his head with both hands, and his eyes suddenly fixed on his hands: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, who the hell stole my pork."
"bump"
At this moment, a loud noise was heard, and the door was opened, and a middle-aged woman came in and cursed: "Stinky boy, why are you roaring like a wolf in the morning..."
But before the woman finished speaking, Han Fei jumped up from the bed and shouted, "Ghost!"
"bump"
Han Fei hadn't finished speaking when he saw the woman slap him on the head: "Stinky boy, don't you dare to say that about your old lady!"
ah ah ah ah...
Finally, after yelling for a few minutes, Han Fei finally came to his senses. It’s impossible not to react. Seeing that the old lady’s hand was about to fall again, he shut up quickly and touched his head, only to feel some pain. He didn’t know it was from being smashed It was still taken.
She smiled with her mouth open: "Mom, I'm sorry, I had a nightmare just now."
Then the tears could no longer be restrained, and she threw herself into the arms of the old woman Zhao Ruman and began to cry, crying and muttering non-stop: "Mom, mom, mom..."
No wonder he was so excited, his parents passed away for many years, and now it's rare to see him again, even if it's just a dream!Although he usually looks very out of tune, but the pain in his heart can't be concealed no matter what, or the sudden death of his parents hit Han Fei too hard.
……
Zhao Ruman patted Han Fei's back gently, his eyes were full of kindness, and he comforted him: "What's the matter, did you have a bad dream at night, how old are you, really, mom is here, don't afraid."
Han Fei rubbed against his mother's arms, snorted lightly, but did not speak.
"Okay, hurry up and go downstairs to wash your face and brush your teeth. I'll cook for you and your dad. Your dad is still waiting downstairs." Seeing Han Fei like this, Zhao Ruman smiled helplessly, but he was very moved in his heart. She loves her son very much.
And as the old lady went downstairs, Han Fei finally calmed down, first he kept looking around the room, well, he didn't see any pork.
Ok!He rubbed his eyes again, he couldn't believe it, he seemed to be born again.
嘿嘿!傻笑了几声,又再三的看了看墙上的电子表:2016年7月1日8:00。
He squeezed his arm again.
Tear! He gasped.
I was reborn, I was really reborn, I went back to 10 years ago, my parents were still alive, and I just graduated from junior high school and was about to go to high school.
Then the eyes became firm, no more, never again this time.Parents, don't worry, since God gave me a chance to start again, I will never waste it, and I will never allow you to leave me again.
Then Han Fei took another look at his room, a small bed, a desk, and the desk was full of books.That's right, this is my junior high school textbook. I think that I was also a top student back then, and I also loved learning very much in junior high school, which is why I was able to be admitted to Hancheng No. [-] Middle School.It’s just that for some reason, he slowly became depraved. From then on, he skipped classes, fought, surfed the Internet, and later became obsessed with online novels, so that he barely got admitted to a second-rate university.
Thinking of this, Han Fei not only felt pain in his heart: Linger, I will never miss you again in this life.I won't let anyone take you away from me.
"Fei, go downstairs for dinner, just bring down the garbage upstairs." At this moment, the voice of the mother came.
Han Fei came back to his senses and responded, then turned his gaze to the trash can, and quickly reached out to take it.
"Didi Didi, found that the garbage can be cleaned up, ask the host if it can be cleaned up."
The sudden sound startled Han Fei and exclaimed, "What the hell!"
"I'm not a ghost, I'm a plane purification system."
Han Fei was in doubt, and then became ecstatic: "Ah, could this be the legendary Goldfinger? Let me just say, how can a man as wise and mysterious as me be reborn without a Goldfinger? Where are you? , Ah, you don’t need to answer and I know, you must be in my mind, right, it’s always written like this in novels.”
Without waiting for the system to answer, he frowned vigorously and blushed.
"Hmm, hmm!"
"Hey, what are you doing?" Seeing Han Fei's blushing cheeks and non-stop chattering, the system's voice came to mind.
"Perceive with the mind, not all the novels are written like this, as long as the perception system appears in the mind."
"..."
"Are you mentally retarded?" Although Han Fei didn't perceive where the legendary system was, Han Fei clearly felt a pair of eyes looking at him with contempt.
Han Feng touched his head in embarrassment, and muttered, "Is this how all novels are written?"
"mdzz, do you have a mind, do you know what a mind is?"
"Uh, I really don't know..." The rare Han Fei didn't refute, and didn't care about what the system scolded him, and hurriedly said: "Then hurry up, tell me what is mind and how I saw you, I still want to go from now on Go to the pinnacle of life to marry Bai Fumei."
"..." Needless to say, Han Fei was despised again.Thinking about it, the system is also speechless, why did it meet such a bastard.So I decided not to have the same knowledge as him, otherwise I would have to be pissed off.
What?You said how could the system die, what a joke, anyone who encounters such a bastard will be pissed off.
So the cold voice sounded again: "I found garbage that can be cleaned up, may I ask the host to clean it up?"
"Uh..." Seeing that the system didn't answer his question, Han Fei didn't dare to ask anymore. Just kidding, you didn't know that the legendary system would kill the host.
"Okay, you are the boss, absorb it!"
As Han Fei's voice fell, the garbage bag in his hand suddenly disappeared.At the same time, Han Fei only felt a clear current flowing through his mind, and his whole body seemed to become much more energetic, and he closed his eyes intoxicated, which made him want to groan, but luckily he held back, but the whole body All disappeared.
When Han Fei opened his eyes again, he found that he was no longer in the house. When he looked around, he saw that the gray space around him was about ten square meters clear, but the air was very fresh. He felt refreshed after taking a breath. Cool.
But there was a stone tablet in front of him. Han Fei immediately ran up to hold the stone tablet with his eyes wide open, and asked and answered: "System, system, quickly pass on my unrivaled martial arts, I want to become a hero, no, no, big Xia is too tired, hehe, it’s better to be a villain, no no. I’m not a villain.”
Xu was afraid of being wiped out by the legendary system, so Han Fei quickly corrected him, and kept emphasizing that he was a good person, a very good person.
……
bump!
"Oh! Who hit me." Han Fei jumped up quickly, turned his face away, only to see a person whose whole body was covered by a black robe, Han Fei stepped back quickly, and carefully asked: "You who is it?"
"... System Elf" The system was also speechless, resisting the urge to hit him again, and replied weakly.
"What?" Han Fei pointed at the man in black with one hand and the stone tablet with the other, like a rabbit with fur fried, "You are a system elf, so what is it?"
I saw a pair of eyes with deep contempt exposed under the robe: "You have such an IQ that you don't even know the stone tablet. How could I have chosen you as the host blindly? If it weren't for the fact that you couldn't change the host before you died, and I It can’t kill you, it’s like kicking you down the eighteenth floor of hell.”
"Hey, this man is really rude, of course I know this is a stone tablet..."
"I know you still ask me if I'm looking for a draw!"
Han Fei curled his lips: "I just didn't think it was really just a stone tablet?" Then he smirked, "I heard you say, you can't kill the host right! Hehe..."
"Oh, it hurts me to death."
The black-robed man slowly withdrew his feet, calmly looked at Han Fei who was crying on the ground with his stomach in his arms, and said lightly, "I didn't say I couldn't hit you!"
"You..." Han Fei raised his middle finger deeply, but was frightened back by the man in black's eyes.Struggling to get up, he asked, "I said Hei Pao, what's your name, Hei Pao? What is this system for, cleaning up garbage?"
"En. Call it whatever you want. The name doesn't matter. As for the system, it has so many functions that I can't finish talking about it for three days and three nights!"
"Then let's make the long story short, or you can give me the legendary enlightenment with a little finger, so that I can know his usefulness right away." Needless to say, Han Fei greeted him with another roll of eyes.
"As long as your little brain is just born, the mind can accept the enlightenment, you must explode your mind..." Then he whispered again, "Don't say that this is not bad, I will support you to death." Can you find someone else?"
"No, it's better to say goodbye, other people are not as handsome as me!" Han Fei quickly waved his hand while carefully looking at the man in black, lest he suddenly give him such a finger.
Seeing his timid look, the man in black laughed: "Okay, I'm just kidding you, you look timid. Let me tell you this, the biggest function of this surface purification system is to purify garbage. "
Come on!Or take out the trash.Han Fei's head suddenly became dizzy, and he felt terrified at the thought of looking for garbage all over the world.
"Wait, you said planes, that is to say, he can travel through different worlds?" Han Fei looked hopefully at the black robe.
"Ahem, not for now!" Facing Han Fei Xiyi's eyes, the black robe resolutely struck.
"What?" Seeing Han Fei showing a look of disappointment and full of doubts about himself, the man in black immediately quit.
"What kind of eyes are you looking at? I'm just saying that I can't do it for the time being. After you collect enough garbage, you can restore the function of the system."
"What? After working for a long time, it turned out to be a junk!"
"Ah!" There was a scream and Han Fei fell to the ground again, his body bowed like a shrimp, and he was still foaming at the mouth.
"Hey, don't go too far, manly man, you can't be humiliated, hey, stop, you'd better humiliate me!" Seeing that the black robe was about to raise his foot again, Han Fei quickly changed his words.What was greeted was a burst of contempt from the black robe.
snort!Ignorant system, what do you know, I am called a man who can bend and stretch.
"Hey, then how can you help me?"
(End of this chapter)
"Ugh!" With a soft moan, Han Fei slowly woke up with a splitting headache, and cursed vaguely, "Grandma, throwing garbage these days will be punished by God."
Then he shook his head with both hands, and his eyes suddenly fixed on his hands: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, who the hell stole my pork."
"bump"
At this moment, a loud noise was heard, and the door was opened, and a middle-aged woman came in and cursed: "Stinky boy, why are you roaring like a wolf in the morning..."
But before the woman finished speaking, Han Fei jumped up from the bed and shouted, "Ghost!"
"bump"
Han Fei hadn't finished speaking when he saw the woman slap him on the head: "Stinky boy, don't you dare to say that about your old lady!"
ah ah ah ah...
Finally, after yelling for a few minutes, Han Fei finally came to his senses. It’s impossible not to react. Seeing that the old lady’s hand was about to fall again, he shut up quickly and touched his head, only to feel some pain. He didn’t know it was from being smashed It was still taken.
She smiled with her mouth open: "Mom, I'm sorry, I had a nightmare just now."
Then the tears could no longer be restrained, and she threw herself into the arms of the old woman Zhao Ruman and began to cry, crying and muttering non-stop: "Mom, mom, mom..."
No wonder he was so excited, his parents passed away for many years, and now it's rare to see him again, even if it's just a dream!Although he usually looks very out of tune, but the pain in his heart can't be concealed no matter what, or the sudden death of his parents hit Han Fei too hard.
……
Zhao Ruman patted Han Fei's back gently, his eyes were full of kindness, and he comforted him: "What's the matter, did you have a bad dream at night, how old are you, really, mom is here, don't afraid."
Han Fei rubbed against his mother's arms, snorted lightly, but did not speak.
"Okay, hurry up and go downstairs to wash your face and brush your teeth. I'll cook for you and your dad. Your dad is still waiting downstairs." Seeing Han Fei like this, Zhao Ruman smiled helplessly, but he was very moved in his heart. She loves her son very much.
And as the old lady went downstairs, Han Fei finally calmed down, first he kept looking around the room, well, he didn't see any pork.
Ok!He rubbed his eyes again, he couldn't believe it, he seemed to be born again.
嘿嘿!傻笑了几声,又再三的看了看墙上的电子表:2016年7月1日8:00。
He squeezed his arm again.
Tear! He gasped.
I was reborn, I was really reborn, I went back to 10 years ago, my parents were still alive, and I just graduated from junior high school and was about to go to high school.
Then the eyes became firm, no more, never again this time.Parents, don't worry, since God gave me a chance to start again, I will never waste it, and I will never allow you to leave me again.
Then Han Fei took another look at his room, a small bed, a desk, and the desk was full of books.That's right, this is my junior high school textbook. I think that I was also a top student back then, and I also loved learning very much in junior high school, which is why I was able to be admitted to Hancheng No. [-] Middle School.It’s just that for some reason, he slowly became depraved. From then on, he skipped classes, fought, surfed the Internet, and later became obsessed with online novels, so that he barely got admitted to a second-rate university.
Thinking of this, Han Fei not only felt pain in his heart: Linger, I will never miss you again in this life.I won't let anyone take you away from me.
"Fei, go downstairs for dinner, just bring down the garbage upstairs." At this moment, the voice of the mother came.
Han Fei came back to his senses and responded, then turned his gaze to the trash can, and quickly reached out to take it.
"Didi Didi, found that the garbage can be cleaned up, ask the host if it can be cleaned up."
The sudden sound startled Han Fei and exclaimed, "What the hell!"
"I'm not a ghost, I'm a plane purification system."
Han Fei was in doubt, and then became ecstatic: "Ah, could this be the legendary Goldfinger? Let me just say, how can a man as wise and mysterious as me be reborn without a Goldfinger? Where are you? , Ah, you don’t need to answer and I know, you must be in my mind, right, it’s always written like this in novels.”
Without waiting for the system to answer, he frowned vigorously and blushed.
"Hmm, hmm!"
"Hey, what are you doing?" Seeing Han Fei's blushing cheeks and non-stop chattering, the system's voice came to mind.
"Perceive with the mind, not all the novels are written like this, as long as the perception system appears in the mind."
"..."
"Are you mentally retarded?" Although Han Fei didn't perceive where the legendary system was, Han Fei clearly felt a pair of eyes looking at him with contempt.
Han Feng touched his head in embarrassment, and muttered, "Is this how all novels are written?"
"mdzz, do you have a mind, do you know what a mind is?"
"Uh, I really don't know..." The rare Han Fei didn't refute, and didn't care about what the system scolded him, and hurriedly said: "Then hurry up, tell me what is mind and how I saw you, I still want to go from now on Go to the pinnacle of life to marry Bai Fumei."
"..." Needless to say, Han Fei was despised again.Thinking about it, the system is also speechless, why did it meet such a bastard.So I decided not to have the same knowledge as him, otherwise I would have to be pissed off.
What?You said how could the system die, what a joke, anyone who encounters such a bastard will be pissed off.
So the cold voice sounded again: "I found garbage that can be cleaned up, may I ask the host to clean it up?"
"Uh..." Seeing that the system didn't answer his question, Han Fei didn't dare to ask anymore. Just kidding, you didn't know that the legendary system would kill the host.
"Okay, you are the boss, absorb it!"
As Han Fei's voice fell, the garbage bag in his hand suddenly disappeared.At the same time, Han Fei only felt a clear current flowing through his mind, and his whole body seemed to become much more energetic, and he closed his eyes intoxicated, which made him want to groan, but luckily he held back, but the whole body All disappeared.
When Han Fei opened his eyes again, he found that he was no longer in the house. When he looked around, he saw that the gray space around him was about ten square meters clear, but the air was very fresh. He felt refreshed after taking a breath. Cool.
But there was a stone tablet in front of him. Han Fei immediately ran up to hold the stone tablet with his eyes wide open, and asked and answered: "System, system, quickly pass on my unrivaled martial arts, I want to become a hero, no, no, big Xia is too tired, hehe, it’s better to be a villain, no no. I’m not a villain.”
Xu was afraid of being wiped out by the legendary system, so Han Fei quickly corrected him, and kept emphasizing that he was a good person, a very good person.
……
bump!
"Oh! Who hit me." Han Fei jumped up quickly, turned his face away, only to see a person whose whole body was covered by a black robe, Han Fei stepped back quickly, and carefully asked: "You who is it?"
"... System Elf" The system was also speechless, resisting the urge to hit him again, and replied weakly.
"What?" Han Fei pointed at the man in black with one hand and the stone tablet with the other, like a rabbit with fur fried, "You are a system elf, so what is it?"
I saw a pair of eyes with deep contempt exposed under the robe: "You have such an IQ that you don't even know the stone tablet. How could I have chosen you as the host blindly? If it weren't for the fact that you couldn't change the host before you died, and I It can’t kill you, it’s like kicking you down the eighteenth floor of hell.”
"Hey, this man is really rude, of course I know this is a stone tablet..."
"I know you still ask me if I'm looking for a draw!"
Han Fei curled his lips: "I just didn't think it was really just a stone tablet?" Then he smirked, "I heard you say, you can't kill the host right! Hehe..."
"Oh, it hurts me to death."
The black-robed man slowly withdrew his feet, calmly looked at Han Fei who was crying on the ground with his stomach in his arms, and said lightly, "I didn't say I couldn't hit you!"
"You..." Han Fei raised his middle finger deeply, but was frightened back by the man in black's eyes.Struggling to get up, he asked, "I said Hei Pao, what's your name, Hei Pao? What is this system for, cleaning up garbage?"
"En. Call it whatever you want. The name doesn't matter. As for the system, it has so many functions that I can't finish talking about it for three days and three nights!"
"Then let's make the long story short, or you can give me the legendary enlightenment with a little finger, so that I can know his usefulness right away." Needless to say, Han Fei greeted him with another roll of eyes.
"As long as your little brain is just born, the mind can accept the enlightenment, you must explode your mind..." Then he whispered again, "Don't say that this is not bad, I will support you to death." Can you find someone else?"
"No, it's better to say goodbye, other people are not as handsome as me!" Han Fei quickly waved his hand while carefully looking at the man in black, lest he suddenly give him such a finger.
Seeing his timid look, the man in black laughed: "Okay, I'm just kidding you, you look timid. Let me tell you this, the biggest function of this surface purification system is to purify garbage. "
Come on!Or take out the trash.Han Fei's head suddenly became dizzy, and he felt terrified at the thought of looking for garbage all over the world.
"Wait, you said planes, that is to say, he can travel through different worlds?" Han Fei looked hopefully at the black robe.
"Ahem, not for now!" Facing Han Fei Xiyi's eyes, the black robe resolutely struck.
"What?" Seeing Han Fei showing a look of disappointment and full of doubts about himself, the man in black immediately quit.
"What kind of eyes are you looking at? I'm just saying that I can't do it for the time being. After you collect enough garbage, you can restore the function of the system."
"What? After working for a long time, it turned out to be a junk!"
"Ah!" There was a scream and Han Fei fell to the ground again, his body bowed like a shrimp, and he was still foaming at the mouth.
"Hey, don't go too far, manly man, you can't be humiliated, hey, stop, you'd better humiliate me!" Seeing that the black robe was about to raise his foot again, Han Fei quickly changed his words.What was greeted was a burst of contempt from the black robe.
snort!Ignorant system, what do you know, I am called a man who can bend and stretch.
"Hey, then how can you help me?"
(End of this chapter)
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