Guwu's future pretending to slap the face system

Chapter 295

Lanhao Empire royal court hall.

The emperor of the Lanhao Empire sat on the dragon chair, and all the civil and military officials below him were lined up on both sides.

A waiter in his 20s began to sing loudly with a special voice: If there is something to do, start playing, and if there is nothing to do, leave the court.

"I have my own play." As soon as the waiter's voice fell, a civil servant on the left immediately came out and said immediately.

"Your Majesty, I have an urgent military situation." A general on the right suddenly said eagerly.

The military commander's surname is Jiang Mingwei, and he is the general of the Lanhao Empire. He was woken up by an emergency call late last night, and learned that the border was attacked by a small army of the Shenyuan Empire from the cliff, and they took it away. built a barracks.

So Jiang Wei immediately reported to Prime Minister Zhuge Mingyue, but Zhuge Mingyue said lightly: "General Jiang, don't worry, this is Shen Guo's probing move, and we can discuss it tomorrow morning."

Originally, he planned to report the military situation as soon as he went to the court, but he didn't expect to be preempted by these civil servants, but he didn't care about the order, so he said it right before the emperor spoke.

When the emperor saw that a civil official and a military general had the original performance, he couldn't help being stunned for a moment, but he immediately said to the military general Jiang Wei: "Jiang Aiqing has any urgent military affairs, please come and play quickly."

"Your Majesty, last night, a small group of troops from the State of Shen invaded our border from a cliff, and even took over one of our military camps, and even deployed defenses in our camp. Now our mobile armored troops have rushed to the rescue. Frontier, do you want to start a war with Shen Guo now?" Jiang Wei, the general who protects the country, said very eagerly, originally he was going to start a war last night, but Prime Minister Zhuge didn't make a statement, so now the morning court, he hastened to say it come out.

"What, you have already called in?" The emperor of the empire said in surprise when he heard the speech of General Jiang Wei.

"My lord, don't panic. This is Shen Guo's probing move. Mingyue only needs to use a little strategy to annihilate the invading enemy." Prime Minister Zhuge Mingyue said immediately, waving a small golden fan.

……

The camp of Shenyuan Empire outside Huayang Pass.

Because the weather in June was so hot, Zhang Fei took off his shirt, revealing a row of black chest hair on his chest, and walked around on the ground in a pair of big underpants, cursing non-stop: "Straight mother thief , this damn weather is worse than his mother's Lu Bu, because the ground heat makes people panic."

However, remembering that he was defeated by Lu Bu, he felt panicked again, so he thought about how to fight Lu Bu again, but he also knew that he alone was no match for Lu Bu.

After much deliberation, Zhang Fei decided to ask his brothers to come and help him. He must defeat Lu Bu, otherwise the tone in his heart would be really frustrating, and he even boasted in front of Emperor He Lianlang. No, Lu, wouldn't it be embarrassing to go back like that.

So Zhang Fei immediately asked someone to invite Yang Fengzhi, a military adviser, to come in. Seeing that the marshal had invited him, Yang Fengzhi naturally didn't dare to neglect, and then walked into Zhang Fei's camp. When he saw Zhang Fei's almost naked appearance, he couldn't help being stunned. .

Yang Fengzhi himself was sweating profusely from the heat, and he came to see Zhang Fei dressed neatly.

Seeing Yang Fengzhi coming in, Zhang Fei immediately said, "Lao Yang, write me a few letters quickly."

"Who does Marshal want to write to?" Yang Fengzhi originally thought that Zhang Fei wanted to discuss military affairs with him, but he didn't expect him to write a letter, so he immediately asked in a puzzled way.

"Write to my four brothers, each of whom will write a letter. After my brother arrives, I will fight against Lu Bu." Zhang Fei said immediately.

……

After Shan Kaihuai, Zhang Dafu and the others ate the sashimi, they felt very good. Although it had a fishy smell, it was very nutritious.

However, although Shan Kaihuai and the others were already full, they felt very thirsty. After all, the weather in June was too hot and the moisture evaporated quickly. An outer disciple's lips were calloused, and Zhang Dafu even It was sweating all over, even the crotch was soaked.

Another disciple from the outer sect ran to the beach, and when he was about to drink a handful of water with both hands, Shan Kaihuai immediately said, "Don't drink sea water, it contains too much salt and there are various organic substances, so The more you drink, the more thirsty you will become, and you won’t be able to quench your thirst at all, and you may even get poisoned.”

"Then what should I do? I'm going to die of thirst." Hearing Shan Kaihuai's words, the outer disciple quickly spilled the scoop of water, and then said depressedly.

"Let's go into the woods, even if there is no water to drink, it's much cooler in the woods than basking in the sun on the beach." Zhang Dafu said immediately.

So, Shan Kaihuai, Zhang Dafu and the others went back into the woods again. Once they entered the woods, it was much cooler.

"No, brother Kaihuai, we still need to find some water to drink, I'm really thirsty." Finally Zhang Dafu couldn't help it anymore, so he said to Shan Kaihuai immediately.

"Okay, let's go find water." Shan Kaihuai said helplessly, after all, he himself was dying of thirst.

"This terrible weather, when we were in the sea just now, it was thundering and raining, almost drowning us in the sea, but now the sun is shining so brightly, and it's still so sweltering." Zhang Dafu really said Curse the weather.

"Stop cursing, brother Kaihuai, the weather in June is like this. It rains for a while, then clears for a while, it rains here, it's sunny there, it seems that there is no sunshine but there are sunny." Shan Kaihuai said comfortingly .

"Look, there is a ditch over there, maybe there is water, let's take a look." An outer disciple with sharp eyes found a ditch in a small mountain depression on the left, so he said pleasantly.

"Okay, let's go over there and have a look, maybe there is really water!" Shan Kaihuai said in surprise.

So, Shan Kaihuai, Zhang Dafu and others immediately walked towards the small ditch, and everyone walked very quickly, and they arrived at the small col in just a few minutes.

"Great, there is really water." An outer disciple immediately said pleasantly.

There is indeed water, and there is a lot of water, and the sound of running water can be heard. The water in this ditch must not be small.

When Shan Kaihuai, Zhang Dafu and the others heard the sound of running water, they immediately became excited, so they moved faster, but even though they had already reached this mountain pass, although they could hear the sound of running water, they still didn't see the water.

Because there is still a large thorn bush ahead, if you want to reach the ditch, you have to cross this large thorn bush.

But there are too many thorn bushes in this large area, and they are still so dense.

Zhang Dafu and the others immediately became reckless when they saw these thorn bushes, and they couldn't think of any good solution for a while.

So Zhang Dafu asked Shan Kaihuai again: "Brother Kaihuai, what should we do now?"

Shan Kaihuai just glanced at Zhang Dafu, and didn't speak, because he couldn't think of any good way to get over the thorns.

"If only we could fly." An outer disciple said immediately.

"If we could fly, we would have flown there long ago, and you still need to tell me." Another outer disciple said immediately.

"That's what I said, why are you arguing." The outer disciple said again.

"Stop arguing, your head is dizzy, it's too hot to say a few words." Zhang Dafu said immediately.

"Listen, what is that sound? It seems to be a spirit snake screaming." An outer disciple immediately said in surprise.

"That's right, it's the sound of the spirit snake." Shan Kaihuai said immediately, the sound was exactly the same as the sound they heard when they first landed on the island, so it must be the voice of the spirit snake.

"However, this cry is coming from inside this thorn bush, how can we catch it?" An outer disciple immediately said helplessly.

"It's really hard to catch, and we can't get into this thorn bush." ​​Zhang Dafu also said helplessly.

"Forget about the spirit snake, let's find a way to drink from the ditch opposite, I'm going to die of thirst." An outer disciple said weakly.

"That's right, we'd better go to the opposite ditch first." Zhang Dafu immediately echoed, he was really thirsty as well.

"But, how can we get there?" An outer disciple said helplessly.

"Let's do this, we all copy guys, whether we use knives or swords, we have to make a way out by ourselves." Shan Kaihuai said immediately.

"But I don't have a knife, nor a sword." An outer disciple immediately said recklessly, and the rest of the outer disciples also echoed, saying that they didn't have a sword either.

"Brother Kaihuai, I have a sword." Zhang Dafu said immediately.

"That's enough, Brother Dafu, I also have a knife, it should be possible to open a path, you just follow us." Shan Kaihuai said immediately, after finishing speaking, he immediately took out a short knife, Then he swung it down towards the thorns, and cut off several thorns at once.

Zhang Dafu also took out a sword, swung it, and cut off a few thorns.

However, Zhang Dafu and Shan Kaihuai hacked for a long time, but the progress was quite slow. This is because their weapons were too simple. The thorns themselves were hard and hard, and it was indeed difficult for ordinary swords to cut them.

If Yang Xiaobao was here, he would be able to cut these thorns into a pile of shards with just a wave of his hand, just by taking out the ancient god weapon star dagger.

After chopping for a while, Zhang Dafu said weakly: "Brother Kaihuai, take a rest, my hands are going to be broken."

Shan Kaihuai saw that Zhang Dafu was covered in sweat and there was no dry place on his body, so he couldn't help but sighed and said, "Okay, brother Dafu, let's take a rest, and we can chop after a while."

So, Shan Kaihuai and Zhang Dafu sat down on the ground again, and Zhang Dafu was gasping for breath. It's no wonder, after all, the weather is too hot.

Shan Kaihuai originally wanted the other outer disciples to continue chopping thorns, but seeing that they all looked lifeless, he had no choice but to give up.

"Spirit snake, look quickly, it's a spirit snake." Suddenly an outer disciple shouted loudly.

"That's right, it's a spirit snake, but it's a pity that it flew away again." Shan Kaihuai said in surprise and helplessness.

(End of this chapter)