Guwu's future pretending to slap the face system

Chapter 256
Hu Lai, the emperor of the Huayang Empire, and Zhao Zheng were drinking tea and discussing matters with the suzerains of the ten sects in the executive hall, when they suddenly saw the eunuch Xiao Dezi yelling happily while trotting in.

However, the eunuch Xiao Dezi was only focused on telling the emperor Hu Lai Zhao the good news, but he didn't pay attention to the puddle of water in the ground, so he fell to the ground immediately, and he fell to the ground.

Moreover, this fall was really hard, not only did it crooked its nose, it also bleeds blood all over its face.

However, even so, the eunuch Xiao Dezi still got up from the ground without hesitation, and shouted: "Great victory, Your Majesty, another great victory."

Emperor Hu Laizhao and the suzerains of the top ten sects were all reckless when they saw the eunuch's small appearance.

The emperor Hu Laizhao was even more heartbroken, after all, the eunuch's youngest son had an unusual relationship with him.

Because this eunuch Xiao Dezi grew up with him since he was a child, and he has been by his side for so many years. This relationship is stronger than steel.

I remember the last time when Marshal Lu retreated more than [-] miles from the enemy, snatched back [-] beauties, and took back Huayang Pass, the eunuch Xiao Dezi also came to announce the good news desperately, but he tripped over a piece of watermelon rind and fell to the ground. I was confused, and this time, although there was no watermelon rind, I fell down by a puddle of water, and almost smashed my face.

The emperor Hu Lai Zhao was also heartbroken when he saw it, and he didn't bother to ask the eunuch Xiao Dezi why he was happy. Instead, he stepped forward and helped the eunuch Xiao Dezi, and when he saw a pool of water on the ground At that time, I was a little angry immediately.

When Emperor Hu Lai Zhao was about to condemn the man who drank recklessly, he suddenly remembered that the puddle of water had a lot to do with him. Although he did not spill it, it was because of him.

Emperor Hu Laizhao immediately remembered that when the suzerain of Shuangxuezong just came in, he offered to pour her a cup of honey tea, and took the opportunity to pinch the jade hand of the suzerain of Shuangxuezong, but he did not expect the sudden action of Emperor Hu Laizhao The suzerain of the Shuangxue Sect was startled, so her hand shook involuntarily, and as a result, some of the cup of tea was spilled on her.

At that time, the suzerain of Shuangxuezong also sat down on her seat with a blushing face, picked up the tea and said nothing, and the emperor Hu Lai Zhao also smiled shyly, and then sat back on his seat.

Of course, this was just a small episode. Originally, this matter passed away so quietly, but unexpectedly, the eunuch Xiao Dezi slipped and fell by the puddle of water again.

Emperor Hu Laizhao thought of this, and his anger calmed down quietly.

Emperor Hu Laizhao looked at the eunuch Xiao Dezi with heartache, sympathy and helplessness, and then began to criticize the eunuch Xiao Dezi: "Xiao Dezi, ah, I am not alone in talking about you, yo, you are a lot of age , Hey, how to do things is still so frizzy, hey, you can't look at the road when you walk, yo, you have to walk with your neck up, ah?"

When the eunuch Xiao Dezi heard the emperor Hu Lai Zhao's scolding, tears flowed down his face immediately, mixing with the blood, it was really amazing.

The emperor Hu Laizhao immediately stopped his scolding, he really couldn't bear it, although this eunuch is not young, he is still the same as when he was young, whenever he opened his mouth to scold him, he would cry, and Still flowing.

Although the emperor Hu Laizhao was also a ruthless master, but seeing the miserable appearance of this old man, he still couldn't be ruthless.

So the emperor Hu Laizhao immediately called out loudly, and asked the imperial doctor to come quickly, and then saw the imperial doctor bandaging the eunuch Xiao Dezi with his own eyes.

Until this moment, the emperor Hu Laizhao picked up the battle report in the hands of the eunuch Xiao Dezi, and instead of watching it immediately, he asked the eunuch Xiao Dezi to go down to rest, and told him to take good care of his wounds. He walked out of the executive hall with a blank face.

Emperor Hu Laizhao watched the eunuch Xiao Dezi go out before opening the battle report, and immediately he was as happy as something, and said repeatedly: "Great victory, great victory, it really is a great victory."

Seeing Emperor Hu Laizhao's happy look, the suzerains of the ten major sects were also infected by him. They all looked at Emperor Hu Laizhao excitedly, waiting for him to tell what kind of victory it was.

But Emperor Hu Laizhao was so happy that he didn't know where to start or how to say it, so he simply stopped talking and handed the battle report to Zhan Feiyi, the suzerain of the Orthodox Sect , simply let them see for themselves.

The Suzerain of the Orthodox Sect took it over and applauded repeatedly. He really didn't expect that Lu Bu was not only brave, but also so resourceful, which was completely beyond his imagination.

Indeed, under such circumstances, no one would have expected that instead of sticking to the Huayang Pass natural barrier, Lu Bu would sneak down from the Huayang Pass to attack the enemy camp in the middle of the night. Even a single battle was enough. After all, 30 to [-] people were killed in one fell swoop. Even a small-scale battle could not match such a record. It is not an exaggeration to say that it was a great victory.

Zhan Feiyi, the suzerain of the Orthodox Sect, was moved after reading the battle report, and then passed it on to the suzerain of the Unfeeling Sect. Said: "Your Majesty really has the eyes to recognize heroes. I didn't expect that Lu Bu is really extraordinary. He is brave and good at strategy. It's really rare, rare."

Emperor Hu Laizhao also said happily: "What Zhang Aiqing said is true. Lu Bu is indeed a rare talent. He is both wise and brave. I am very pleased."

However, the suzerain of the Ruthless Sect was only talking to the emperor Hu Lai Zhao, and forgot to pass the battle report to the next one, so the suzerain of the Canglang Sect who was below him had to cough, and the suzerain of the Ruthless Sect remembered it, and then immediately The battle report was passed on to the suzerain of the Canglang Sect.

After seeing the battle report, the suzerain of the Canglang Sect was also so happy that he repeatedly applauded, and then he passed it on to his subordinates to watch, and everyone applauded loudly after seeing it.

In this way, whether the emperor Hu Lai Zhao or the suzerains of the top ten sects, they are all sincerely happy.

Especially the emperor Hu Laizhao was so excited that he was secretly worried when he heard the intelligence officials on the border report that the Shenyuan Empire had gathered another 200 million troops to come to Huayang Pass.

Unexpectedly, before the battle started, Lu Bu succeeded in a sneak attack and killed tens of thousands of opponents at once. Now the emperor Hu Lai Zhao immediately felt relieved.

……

Inside the temporary marshal's mansion at Huayang Pass.

Lu Buzheng sat with the three beauties Zhao Chan, Yu Chan, and Shui Chan, drinking wine, eating big lobsters, and admiring the boundless spring scenery.

Suddenly, the soldiers under his command came in to report that General Xitian Dashan, the coach of the Shenyuan Empire, shouted in front of the two armies, asking Marshal Lu to go to talk.

After Lu Bu heard about it, he put Zhao Chan who was sitting on his lap down, and then said: "Beauty, wait a moment, wait for a certain one to go and meet this son of a bitch, Yamada, and then come to have fun again."

Lu didn't finish speaking, and immediately put on all his clothes, he went to the tower and looked down at Huayang Pass through the binoculars, only to see a short and fat man standing opposite and looking at him.

Lu Bu immediately recognized that this person was the coach of the Shenyuan Empire, Xitian Dashan, and wanted to shoot him, but after checking the distance with his eyes, he found that this guy was standing outside the range of the laser cannon.

(End of this chapter)