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Chapter 49 Too Absurd
Chapter 49 Too Absurd
"Grandma, the braised pork at Uncle Silly's is delicious."
"Now I want to eat braised pork from Uncle Silly's house."
"I don't know if Uncle Silly Zhu will send meat to our house."
"Woooooo."
"I really want to eat meat right now." Xiao Dang and Sophora Huai next to him asked Xiang Xiang also shouted.
"Huaihua, do you want to eat braised pork now?"
After hearing this, Jia Zhang rolled his eyes and couldn't help thinking about it.
"think."
"I really want to eat meat now." Huaihua nodded and said.
"Since you want to eat meat, it's easy to handle."
Jia Zhang smiled and instigated: "Son, if you want to eat meat, you have to listen to grandma."
"After you bring this bowl of peanuts over, you can ask Uncle Silly to bring you back the braised pork."
"If he doesn't give you meat dishes, you can grab his braised pork. I believe he won't care about you as a child."
"Don't worry, just do what grandma said. He will definitely not give you meat and vegetables."
If she had let Bang Geng do this kind of thing before, after all, Bang Geng did this kind of thing very smoothly.
Now his good grandson Banggen is not at home, so she can only instigate Xiaohuaihua to go.
"My poor stick, I don't know how he is doing in the juvenile prison now?"
"Actually, this matter is all due to Sha Zhu. If he hadn't been a ghost in No. [-] Middle School, my grandson might not have been sent there."
"Actually, it's all his damn Li Lang's fault, both of them are nothing."
After thinking of his good grandson, Mrs. Jia Zhang began to curse bitterly.
"Grandma, stop talking, now I want to eat braised pork."
"Isn't it just to ask Sha Zhu for that meat? I can do this kind of thing."
"Now I just want to eat braised pork." Xiao Huaihua was also taught badly by Jia Zhang.
It is true that Xiao Huaihua was good when she was young, but when she grew up, she was taught by Jia Zhang to become something, and she was taught to be a white-eyed wolf.
.........
At the moment, Bang Giao is not doing well in the juvenile prison.
Because of his young age and personality, he is often bullied by others.
After all, those who can enter the juvenile prison at this age are not good birds, and the children in it will not spoil him like his grandma.
Moreover, the stick felt that he didn't eat well, and he couldn't sleep well.
I still work very hard every day, and I have to be disciplined several times a day.
In fact, he didn't want to stay here for a moment, he just wanted to leave here early.
"Hmph, now it's all my fault, why don't you help me take the blame?"
"Actually, it's all the fault of that stinky Li Lang, why did he have to arrest me?"
"If one day I go out, I will never end with you, and I will take revenge on you."
"If I don't ruin the two of you, I will never feel at ease in my whole life."
"Let's ride a donkey and read the libretto. As long as I'm alive, I won't let the two of you stay in the courtyard with ease."
Although the stick is very obedient on the surface, he obeys the reform of the juvenile prison.
But the seeds of resentment had long been planted in his heart, and he wished he could go out and take revenge on Li Lang and Sha Zhu now.
In fact, for this kind of person, he really doesn't know what is good or bad.
At the same time, when Sha Zhu was cooking, Li Lang also brought the deaf old lady over.
"You are such a good boy. Whoever marries you will be truly blessed."
On the way, the deaf old lady kept praising Li Lang, and she became more and more satisfied the more she watched.
"Old lady, you will be your good boy from now on." Hearing this, Li Lang felt comfortable and promised with a smile.
"Good. Good boy."
After hearing this, the deaf old lady was even happier.
"This young girl looks familiar?"
"Who is this?"
After entering the room, after seeing Zhao Jingyue, the deaf old lady looked at Silly Zhu, and said with a smile: "Silly Zhu, are you enlightened?"
"Are you not stupid?"
"Do you still know about Jinwu Cangjiao now?"
Apparently, the old lady thought this was the one Sha Zhu had found.
"Hehehe, this is nothing."
"I can't do the golden house hidden beauty."
Shazhu smiled honestly and said: "What's more, I don't have a house full of gold."
"what?"
"I can not hear."
It seems that the deaf old lady is strategically pretending to be deaf.
After the meal was ready, several people happily sat down and prepared to eat.
"Dong dong dong."
"Is anyone home?"
At this moment, there was a knock on the door, and it seemed to be stuck.
"Who is it?"
"Is someone knocking on the door at this hour?" He Yushui called out in doubt.
"Who else is knocking on the door these days?"
Li Lang curled his lips helplessly, and said angrily, "If I'm not wrong, Jia Zhang must have ordered her granddaughter to come here to eat."
"Well, I guess there should be a plate of peanuts stolen from Brother Zhuzi in this hand."
"Isn't the behavior you said not enough?"
After hearing this, He Yushui and others still didn't believe it.
"Aunt Yushui, my grandma asked me to serve a plate of peanuts for Uncle Silly Zhu."
As soon as the door opened, Xiaohuaihua walked in with a plate of peanuts.
"Hey hey hey, what you said is a bit magical."
After seeing this scene, everyone looked at Li Lang in surprise.
They didn't expect Li Lang to guess correctly, and actually came to the door with peanuts.
"We don't eat the peanuts you gave us, and your family's conditions are not very good, so you take it back." He Yushui smiled and refused.
"Uncle Silly Zhu, Xiao Huaihua wants to eat braised pork."
Xiaohuaihua stared at the braised pork as if she didn't hear it, drooling.
After hearing this, neither He Yushui nor Sha Zhu dared to agree.
Now he just looked at Li Lang and waited for Li Lang to speak.
"If that's the case, then come over and have some food together, we can't kick you out now." Li Lang nodded and signaled.
"If we kick you out, the neighbors will think we've mistreated you."
"Actually, my grandma asked me to take it home. She also wants to eat braised pork made by Uncle Silly Zhu. I wonder if this is okay?"
Xiaohuaihua remained unmoved by it, staring at the braised pork and pretending to be pitiful.
"If you do that, it won't work, because we have guests here, if you take it away, what will we eat?"
Hearing this, Li Lang frowned.
He also didn't expect that Jia Zhang's shamelessness was so extreme that he wanted to exchange a plate of broken peanuts for a bowl of braised pork.
"My grandma said, if you don't give it to me, let me grab it."
"I don't care, now I want to eat braised pork." Xiao Huaihua couldn't control so much, she just jumped at the braised pork according to what Jia Zhang taught her.
"Little Sophora japonica, this is not acceptable."
"If you take all the meat away, what are we going to eat?" He Yushui hurriedly stopped him.
After seeing this scene, Li Lang sneered, then looked at Teacher Zhao and said, "Mr. Zhao, do you still think their family's education method is okay?"
"Do you still think I'm making a fuss out of a molehill?"
"After hearing what you said just now, you should know who their family is by now, right?"
"I didn't expect their family to be such a person."
Teacher Zhao's complexion has become very ugly now, and he can see clearly the faces of Jia's family.
"Brother Silly Zhu, this is the person you helped out, is there such a person these days?"
"I really didn't expect their family to teach their children to do such a thing."
After asking Mr. Zhao, Li Lang looked at Shazhu.
"I won't help their family anymore in the future."
"I really didn't expect them to do such a ridiculous thing." Sha Zhu nodded, his face was also a little ugly.
(End of this chapter)
"Grandma, the braised pork at Uncle Silly's is delicious."
"Now I want to eat braised pork from Uncle Silly's house."
"I don't know if Uncle Silly Zhu will send meat to our house."
"Woooooo."
"I really want to eat meat right now." Xiao Dang and Sophora Huai next to him asked Xiang Xiang also shouted.
"Huaihua, do you want to eat braised pork now?"
After hearing this, Jia Zhang rolled his eyes and couldn't help thinking about it.
"think."
"I really want to eat meat now." Huaihua nodded and said.
"Since you want to eat meat, it's easy to handle."
Jia Zhang smiled and instigated: "Son, if you want to eat meat, you have to listen to grandma."
"After you bring this bowl of peanuts over, you can ask Uncle Silly to bring you back the braised pork."
"If he doesn't give you meat dishes, you can grab his braised pork. I believe he won't care about you as a child."
"Don't worry, just do what grandma said. He will definitely not give you meat and vegetables."
If she had let Bang Geng do this kind of thing before, after all, Bang Geng did this kind of thing very smoothly.
Now his good grandson Banggen is not at home, so she can only instigate Xiaohuaihua to go.
"My poor stick, I don't know how he is doing in the juvenile prison now?"
"Actually, this matter is all due to Sha Zhu. If he hadn't been a ghost in No. [-] Middle School, my grandson might not have been sent there."
"Actually, it's all his damn Li Lang's fault, both of them are nothing."
After thinking of his good grandson, Mrs. Jia Zhang began to curse bitterly.
"Grandma, stop talking, now I want to eat braised pork."
"Isn't it just to ask Sha Zhu for that meat? I can do this kind of thing."
"Now I just want to eat braised pork." Xiao Huaihua was also taught badly by Jia Zhang.
It is true that Xiao Huaihua was good when she was young, but when she grew up, she was taught by Jia Zhang to become something, and she was taught to be a white-eyed wolf.
.........
At the moment, Bang Giao is not doing well in the juvenile prison.
Because of his young age and personality, he is often bullied by others.
After all, those who can enter the juvenile prison at this age are not good birds, and the children in it will not spoil him like his grandma.
Moreover, the stick felt that he didn't eat well, and he couldn't sleep well.
I still work very hard every day, and I have to be disciplined several times a day.
In fact, he didn't want to stay here for a moment, he just wanted to leave here early.
"Hmph, now it's all my fault, why don't you help me take the blame?"
"Actually, it's all the fault of that stinky Li Lang, why did he have to arrest me?"
"If one day I go out, I will never end with you, and I will take revenge on you."
"If I don't ruin the two of you, I will never feel at ease in my whole life."
"Let's ride a donkey and read the libretto. As long as I'm alive, I won't let the two of you stay in the courtyard with ease."
Although the stick is very obedient on the surface, he obeys the reform of the juvenile prison.
But the seeds of resentment had long been planted in his heart, and he wished he could go out and take revenge on Li Lang and Sha Zhu now.
In fact, for this kind of person, he really doesn't know what is good or bad.
At the same time, when Sha Zhu was cooking, Li Lang also brought the deaf old lady over.
"You are such a good boy. Whoever marries you will be truly blessed."
On the way, the deaf old lady kept praising Li Lang, and she became more and more satisfied the more she watched.
"Old lady, you will be your good boy from now on." Hearing this, Li Lang felt comfortable and promised with a smile.
"Good. Good boy."
After hearing this, the deaf old lady was even happier.
"This young girl looks familiar?"
"Who is this?"
After entering the room, after seeing Zhao Jingyue, the deaf old lady looked at Silly Zhu, and said with a smile: "Silly Zhu, are you enlightened?"
"Are you not stupid?"
"Do you still know about Jinwu Cangjiao now?"
Apparently, the old lady thought this was the one Sha Zhu had found.
"Hehehe, this is nothing."
"I can't do the golden house hidden beauty."
Shazhu smiled honestly and said: "What's more, I don't have a house full of gold."
"what?"
"I can not hear."
It seems that the deaf old lady is strategically pretending to be deaf.
After the meal was ready, several people happily sat down and prepared to eat.
"Dong dong dong."
"Is anyone home?"
At this moment, there was a knock on the door, and it seemed to be stuck.
"Who is it?"
"Is someone knocking on the door at this hour?" He Yushui called out in doubt.
"Who else is knocking on the door these days?"
Li Lang curled his lips helplessly, and said angrily, "If I'm not wrong, Jia Zhang must have ordered her granddaughter to come here to eat."
"Well, I guess there should be a plate of peanuts stolen from Brother Zhuzi in this hand."
"Isn't the behavior you said not enough?"
After hearing this, He Yushui and others still didn't believe it.
"Aunt Yushui, my grandma asked me to serve a plate of peanuts for Uncle Silly Zhu."
As soon as the door opened, Xiaohuaihua walked in with a plate of peanuts.
"Hey hey hey, what you said is a bit magical."
After seeing this scene, everyone looked at Li Lang in surprise.
They didn't expect Li Lang to guess correctly, and actually came to the door with peanuts.
"We don't eat the peanuts you gave us, and your family's conditions are not very good, so you take it back." He Yushui smiled and refused.
"Uncle Silly Zhu, Xiao Huaihua wants to eat braised pork."
Xiaohuaihua stared at the braised pork as if she didn't hear it, drooling.
After hearing this, neither He Yushui nor Sha Zhu dared to agree.
Now he just looked at Li Lang and waited for Li Lang to speak.
"If that's the case, then come over and have some food together, we can't kick you out now." Li Lang nodded and signaled.
"If we kick you out, the neighbors will think we've mistreated you."
"Actually, my grandma asked me to take it home. She also wants to eat braised pork made by Uncle Silly Zhu. I wonder if this is okay?"
Xiaohuaihua remained unmoved by it, staring at the braised pork and pretending to be pitiful.
"If you do that, it won't work, because we have guests here, if you take it away, what will we eat?"
Hearing this, Li Lang frowned.
He also didn't expect that Jia Zhang's shamelessness was so extreme that he wanted to exchange a plate of broken peanuts for a bowl of braised pork.
"My grandma said, if you don't give it to me, let me grab it."
"I don't care, now I want to eat braised pork." Xiao Huaihua couldn't control so much, she just jumped at the braised pork according to what Jia Zhang taught her.
"Little Sophora japonica, this is not acceptable."
"If you take all the meat away, what are we going to eat?" He Yushui hurriedly stopped him.
After seeing this scene, Li Lang sneered, then looked at Teacher Zhao and said, "Mr. Zhao, do you still think their family's education method is okay?"
"Do you still think I'm making a fuss out of a molehill?"
"After hearing what you said just now, you should know who their family is by now, right?"
"I didn't expect their family to be such a person."
Teacher Zhao's complexion has become very ugly now, and he can see clearly the faces of Jia's family.
"Brother Silly Zhu, this is the person you helped out, is there such a person these days?"
"I really didn't expect their family to teach their children to do such a thing."
After asking Mr. Zhao, Li Lang looked at Shazhu.
"I won't help their family anymore in the future."
"I really didn't expect them to do such a ridiculous thing." Sha Zhu nodded, his face was also a little ugly.
(End of this chapter)
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