Douluo the tower king
Chapter 42 Roast Weasel
Chapter 42 Roast Weasel
After all, the waiter in the shop didn’t do such a bad thing, and nothing happened under Ning Shuang’s 290-degree high-wide-angle view. They delivered the beef noodles they wanted without incident, except for the production process and imagination. Niu Zida was rather disappointed that the imagined murder or night attack did not happen until dawn.
"Why is it like this! I heard those storytelling stories, as long as you reveal your wealth at night, you will definitely be targeted..."
Ning Shuang said happily after hearing the words: "You know this is a story yourself, how can you take it seriously? Hurry up, where is the map I asked you to buy?"
Niu Zida hurriedly took out a roll of toilet paper from his storage necklace: "Here it is, Brother Shuang! It's really hard to find a map in this small place! It took me a long time to find it!"
"You call this a map?"
"Brother Shuang! It's not impossible to spread! There are not even a few people here who have left the town, but I bought it from a merchant at a high price!"
"Hmph! Don't cry for me! I don't have the money to reimburse you!"
"Hey! How can there be! My money is Brother Shuang's money! I need Brother Shuang to reimburse me there! Come on, Brother Shuang, come and see, where should we go first?"
Ning Shuang took the neatly folded straw paper and opened it, and saw that it was a painting in the style of post-modern abstractionism. Except for the scrawled handwriting on it, which could slightly distinguish the place name written on it, she couldn't understand any of it: "Forget it, come and see!"
Niu Zida scratched his head and smiled honestly: "Brother Shuang, it's not that you don't know me, I can read maps then!"
Helpless, the two had no choice but to go back to ask the merchant.
This merchant has a small caravan, and every time he goes to a place, he unloads and loads goods in batches. There are special shopkeepers and accountants to handle these. Instead, the manager of the caravan is only responsible for monitoring the progress. Now the goods have not been unloaded, and they are leisurely. Sitting in the shade of a tree and smoking a big cigarette, he was taken aback when he saw that the rich little fat man who had been tricked by him not long ago brought this man back. Are you here to ask for trouble?
Although the asking price of my map is several times higher than the usual price, but here, although some gentry and landlords also have maps in their homes, no one will sell them. After all, maps can be regarded as strategic materials, and I am the only one. Walking merchants don't mind, otherwise how could they find a place to buy it?
But since he dared to sell, there was a reason why he dared to sell. The caravans not only had a lot of precious goods, but also a lot of money. Some people who like to get something for nothing like to stare at them.
Some of these people are thieves, some are robbers, and some even collude with officials and bandits to get rich, so they support two soul kings in their convoy all the year round. Usually, in emergencies, these two soul kings have died. It's enough to solve, as for soul masters who exceed the limit that the soul king can handle, they won't bother them. This is just a caravan operating grain, cloth and the like.
As for how much trouble these two children can cause if they are just looking for trouble?Don't worry!
And the fact is the same, the two children just couldn't understand the map after buying it, so he explained how to use the map in a funny way.
For example, the top is south, the bottom is north, the left is east, the right is west, the length of a fingernail is ten miles, the places marked in black are the haunts of spirit beasts, the places marked in red are the places where humans live, etc.
Saying goodbye to the businessman, Ning Shuang walked with the map and studied whether it was a map or a recipe.
Look at the names on the map, more than half of them are messy, such as the Haagen-Dazs Kingdom located in the north of the Star Luo Empire, the Starbucks Kingdom located at the junction of the Star Luo Empire and the Tiandou Empire, and the Golden Kingdom located in the east of the Spirit Hall. The two big cities of Arch and Subway, the Star Luo Empire is close to the Star Dou Great Forest's fortress and fortress Crab Crab Fortress that blocks the annual tide, and so on.
"Brother Shuang, where are we going?"
"Huh? Which one do you want? Suck~ Then give me two crab cakes, one Haagen-Dazs, and another cappuccino, thank you!"
Niu Zida couldn't help covering his face with his hand: "Brother Shuang! Although many names on the map look like the names of dishes, this is a map, not a recipe!"
"Sorry, sorry, I forgot! Then here it is!"
He pointed to a familiar-looking name on the map: "Here! Barak Kingdom! I have a hunch! We will definitely find Rongrong here!"
"But! But if we want to go to Barak Kingdom, why don't we just go south? Why did we go west for so long? Now we are almost at the border of Star Luo Empire."
"No way, my big cousin gave false information!"
"But why did the suzerain lie to us?"
"Why did he lie to us, our primary goal is to find Rongrong, but why did you believe me right away when I said that you can find someone here?"
Niu Zi smiled honestly: "Brother Shuang, you've been through so many unimaginable things, and you're all right in the end, although I don't know why you think Sister Rong Rong will go to the south, but since you think she will be there, let's go there We will definitely find her!"
……
Three days later, the moon and stars were thin, and the magpie flew south. Standing in the deserted mountain forest with no village in front of it, no shop in the back, Ning Shuang pointed at Niu Zi, so impatient that she wanted to kick his ass with his size 38 shoes: "Niu Zi! Thanks to my trust in you, is this how you treat me?"
"Brother Shuang! It wasn't intentional! Give me another chance! Brother Shuang!"
"Give you a chance? No chance! It's impossible to let you lead the way again!"
"Don't, Brother Shuang! Trust me, I can do it! Give me another chance, okay?"
"No chance! I told you how good it would be to stop in the previous town and wait until the next day. You insisted that you could take a shortcut through the woods and get to the next town before dark. Look at it now. What time is it, the town you speak of?"
Niuzi squatted on the ground and drew circles aggrieved: "I never thought that there would be thousand-year-old soul beasts in such a small forest surrounded by towns and small in size!"
"Guru~"
"Brother Shuang, are you hungry? I still have dry food here."
"Forget it, let's start a fire, I remember that there was a colony of rocket squirrels in the place we passed by just now, they were big and fat, and they happened to be caught for dinner.
"Brother Shuang, be careful, that soul beast is too ghostly, if you don't pay attention, it will be attacked by surprise."
Ning Shuang said indifferently: "It's okay, it's really tricky to deal with soul beasts that don't know the details, but didn't we recognize the soul beast just now? Her main focus will be on her cubs, so it's safe for us to stay away and not mess with her."
"Be careful then!"
"I'm leaving, you light a fire!"
This rocket squirrel is really difficult to catch. Although it is only a ten-year-old soul beast, it can actually explode at a speed that a hundred-year-old soul beast can hardly catch up with. Bamen carried it, and then put the exit in his arms, it was really not that easy to grab it.
Perhaps anticipating the coming tragic fate, the struggle was extraordinarily fierce, but the nape of its fate was already tightly grasped, no matter how hard its four short legs kicked, it would not help. The tail flicked back and forth, and the last pout of the buttocks spurted out amazing firepower from the eyes, and the strong impetus almost gave it a chance to escape.
This soul beast can actually release such amazing farts, if it is left to Dashi and a small anus to absorb, then his Luo Sanpao's power will be even more astonishing.
The hunting was a bumper harvest, and before he returned to the camp, he called out to his little follower loudly: "Come here! Niuzi! Come here! Super fat rocket squirrel, take it and roast it!"
Niu Zida really has the most professional professionalism as a follower, whether it is skinning or cleaning the internal organs, he is very quick. After peeling two fat rocket squirrels and putting them on the fire, he brought two complete skins to show his hospitality: " Brother Shuang! Skin!"
Ning Shuang didn't dislike it either, and directly put away the two skins. Mosquito legs are still meat no matter how small they are. The skins of these two rocket squirrels are in good condition, and they should fetch a good price if they are sold.
For example, it is worth about three Gintama coins.
"Brother Shuang! Do you like to eat salty or light?"
"What seasoning did you bring?"
Niuzi proudly held his head up and waited for the compliment: "I guess we have a high chance of sleeping in the wild when we come out, so we brought a lot of salt!"
"and then?"
"What then?"
"So all you have is salt?"
Ning Shuang's voice rose an octave in an instant, startling many sleeping birds on the branches: "Only salt is the seasoning?"
Niu Zida was taken aback, but he didn't know what mistake he had made. After all, as a noble soul master, how could he cook by himself, but Ning Shuang's expression was quite serious, so he could only be cautious: "I, I also brought a bottle of sesame oil..."
"I shouldn't have pinned my hopes on you!" Ning Shuang rolled her eyes.
Knowing that the current social food culture in Douluo Dalu is not too developed, there are not many seasonings, and ordinary people just can't afford it, but he thought that with the financial resources of Niuzi's family, he could eat seasonings as a meal, but who knew that he even He didn't know how many kinds of spices there were, and it really blinded his figure for nothing.
"Fortunately, I was prepared!" Ning Shuang snorted coldly and took out a bunch of small pink fruits about the size of a raisin, crushed them one by one, and sprinkled the juice on the barbecue.
Although this small fruit looks like a raisin, its taste is more similar to that of chili, but it is a very fragrant spicy flavor similar to Guizhou chili, rather than purely spicy. He asked many people but did not know what it is called. What, I just call him Pepper, it's easy to remember, anyway, I was the first to name it, and no one can control me.
(End of this chapter)
After all, the waiter in the shop didn’t do such a bad thing, and nothing happened under Ning Shuang’s 290-degree high-wide-angle view. They delivered the beef noodles they wanted without incident, except for the production process and imagination. Niu Zida was rather disappointed that the imagined murder or night attack did not happen until dawn.
"Why is it like this! I heard those storytelling stories, as long as you reveal your wealth at night, you will definitely be targeted..."
Ning Shuang said happily after hearing the words: "You know this is a story yourself, how can you take it seriously? Hurry up, where is the map I asked you to buy?"
Niu Zida hurriedly took out a roll of toilet paper from his storage necklace: "Here it is, Brother Shuang! It's really hard to find a map in this small place! It took me a long time to find it!"
"You call this a map?"
"Brother Shuang! It's not impossible to spread! There are not even a few people here who have left the town, but I bought it from a merchant at a high price!"
"Hmph! Don't cry for me! I don't have the money to reimburse you!"
"Hey! How can there be! My money is Brother Shuang's money! I need Brother Shuang to reimburse me there! Come on, Brother Shuang, come and see, where should we go first?"
Ning Shuang took the neatly folded straw paper and opened it, and saw that it was a painting in the style of post-modern abstractionism. Except for the scrawled handwriting on it, which could slightly distinguish the place name written on it, she couldn't understand any of it: "Forget it, come and see!"
Niu Zida scratched his head and smiled honestly: "Brother Shuang, it's not that you don't know me, I can read maps then!"
Helpless, the two had no choice but to go back to ask the merchant.
This merchant has a small caravan, and every time he goes to a place, he unloads and loads goods in batches. There are special shopkeepers and accountants to handle these. Instead, the manager of the caravan is only responsible for monitoring the progress. Now the goods have not been unloaded, and they are leisurely. Sitting in the shade of a tree and smoking a big cigarette, he was taken aback when he saw that the rich little fat man who had been tricked by him not long ago brought this man back. Are you here to ask for trouble?
Although the asking price of my map is several times higher than the usual price, but here, although some gentry and landlords also have maps in their homes, no one will sell them. After all, maps can be regarded as strategic materials, and I am the only one. Walking merchants don't mind, otherwise how could they find a place to buy it?
But since he dared to sell, there was a reason why he dared to sell. The caravans not only had a lot of precious goods, but also a lot of money. Some people who like to get something for nothing like to stare at them.
Some of these people are thieves, some are robbers, and some even collude with officials and bandits to get rich, so they support two soul kings in their convoy all the year round. Usually, in emergencies, these two soul kings have died. It's enough to solve, as for soul masters who exceed the limit that the soul king can handle, they won't bother them. This is just a caravan operating grain, cloth and the like.
As for how much trouble these two children can cause if they are just looking for trouble?Don't worry!
And the fact is the same, the two children just couldn't understand the map after buying it, so he explained how to use the map in a funny way.
For example, the top is south, the bottom is north, the left is east, the right is west, the length of a fingernail is ten miles, the places marked in black are the haunts of spirit beasts, the places marked in red are the places where humans live, etc.
Saying goodbye to the businessman, Ning Shuang walked with the map and studied whether it was a map or a recipe.
Look at the names on the map, more than half of them are messy, such as the Haagen-Dazs Kingdom located in the north of the Star Luo Empire, the Starbucks Kingdom located at the junction of the Star Luo Empire and the Tiandou Empire, and the Golden Kingdom located in the east of the Spirit Hall. The two big cities of Arch and Subway, the Star Luo Empire is close to the Star Dou Great Forest's fortress and fortress Crab Crab Fortress that blocks the annual tide, and so on.
"Brother Shuang, where are we going?"
"Huh? Which one do you want? Suck~ Then give me two crab cakes, one Haagen-Dazs, and another cappuccino, thank you!"
Niu Zida couldn't help covering his face with his hand: "Brother Shuang! Although many names on the map look like the names of dishes, this is a map, not a recipe!"
"Sorry, sorry, I forgot! Then here it is!"
He pointed to a familiar-looking name on the map: "Here! Barak Kingdom! I have a hunch! We will definitely find Rongrong here!"
"But! But if we want to go to Barak Kingdom, why don't we just go south? Why did we go west for so long? Now we are almost at the border of Star Luo Empire."
"No way, my big cousin gave false information!"
"But why did the suzerain lie to us?"
"Why did he lie to us, our primary goal is to find Rongrong, but why did you believe me right away when I said that you can find someone here?"
Niu Zi smiled honestly: "Brother Shuang, you've been through so many unimaginable things, and you're all right in the end, although I don't know why you think Sister Rong Rong will go to the south, but since you think she will be there, let's go there We will definitely find her!"
……
Three days later, the moon and stars were thin, and the magpie flew south. Standing in the deserted mountain forest with no village in front of it, no shop in the back, Ning Shuang pointed at Niu Zi, so impatient that she wanted to kick his ass with his size 38 shoes: "Niu Zi! Thanks to my trust in you, is this how you treat me?"
"Brother Shuang! It wasn't intentional! Give me another chance! Brother Shuang!"
"Give you a chance? No chance! It's impossible to let you lead the way again!"
"Don't, Brother Shuang! Trust me, I can do it! Give me another chance, okay?"
"No chance! I told you how good it would be to stop in the previous town and wait until the next day. You insisted that you could take a shortcut through the woods and get to the next town before dark. Look at it now. What time is it, the town you speak of?"
Niuzi squatted on the ground and drew circles aggrieved: "I never thought that there would be thousand-year-old soul beasts in such a small forest surrounded by towns and small in size!"
"Guru~"
"Brother Shuang, are you hungry? I still have dry food here."
"Forget it, let's start a fire, I remember that there was a colony of rocket squirrels in the place we passed by just now, they were big and fat, and they happened to be caught for dinner.
"Brother Shuang, be careful, that soul beast is too ghostly, if you don't pay attention, it will be attacked by surprise."
Ning Shuang said indifferently: "It's okay, it's really tricky to deal with soul beasts that don't know the details, but didn't we recognize the soul beast just now? Her main focus will be on her cubs, so it's safe for us to stay away and not mess with her."
"Be careful then!"
"I'm leaving, you light a fire!"
This rocket squirrel is really difficult to catch. Although it is only a ten-year-old soul beast, it can actually explode at a speed that a hundred-year-old soul beast can hardly catch up with. Bamen carried it, and then put the exit in his arms, it was really not that easy to grab it.
Perhaps anticipating the coming tragic fate, the struggle was extraordinarily fierce, but the nape of its fate was already tightly grasped, no matter how hard its four short legs kicked, it would not help. The tail flicked back and forth, and the last pout of the buttocks spurted out amazing firepower from the eyes, and the strong impetus almost gave it a chance to escape.
This soul beast can actually release such amazing farts, if it is left to Dashi and a small anus to absorb, then his Luo Sanpao's power will be even more astonishing.
The hunting was a bumper harvest, and before he returned to the camp, he called out to his little follower loudly: "Come here! Niuzi! Come here! Super fat rocket squirrel, take it and roast it!"
Niu Zida really has the most professional professionalism as a follower, whether it is skinning or cleaning the internal organs, he is very quick. After peeling two fat rocket squirrels and putting them on the fire, he brought two complete skins to show his hospitality: " Brother Shuang! Skin!"
Ning Shuang didn't dislike it either, and directly put away the two skins. Mosquito legs are still meat no matter how small they are. The skins of these two rocket squirrels are in good condition, and they should fetch a good price if they are sold.
For example, it is worth about three Gintama coins.
"Brother Shuang! Do you like to eat salty or light?"
"What seasoning did you bring?"
Niuzi proudly held his head up and waited for the compliment: "I guess we have a high chance of sleeping in the wild when we come out, so we brought a lot of salt!"
"and then?"
"What then?"
"So all you have is salt?"
Ning Shuang's voice rose an octave in an instant, startling many sleeping birds on the branches: "Only salt is the seasoning?"
Niu Zida was taken aback, but he didn't know what mistake he had made. After all, as a noble soul master, how could he cook by himself, but Ning Shuang's expression was quite serious, so he could only be cautious: "I, I also brought a bottle of sesame oil..."
"I shouldn't have pinned my hopes on you!" Ning Shuang rolled her eyes.
Knowing that the current social food culture in Douluo Dalu is not too developed, there are not many seasonings, and ordinary people just can't afford it, but he thought that with the financial resources of Niuzi's family, he could eat seasonings as a meal, but who knew that he even He didn't know how many kinds of spices there were, and it really blinded his figure for nothing.
"Fortunately, I was prepared!" Ning Shuang snorted coldly and took out a bunch of small pink fruits about the size of a raisin, crushed them one by one, and sprinkled the juice on the barbecue.
Although this small fruit looks like a raisin, its taste is more similar to that of chili, but it is a very fragrant spicy flavor similar to Guizhou chili, rather than purely spicy. He asked many people but did not know what it is called. What, I just call him Pepper, it's easy to remember, anyway, I was the first to name it, and no one can control me.
(End of this chapter)
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