Douluo the tower king

Chapter 4 What Parenthood Really Means

As for the fights between children, as long as it doesn't go to the point of demolishing the house, basically no one cares about it.

What's more, Ning Rongrong and Ning Shuang, one is a little witch from the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile School, and the other is a little devil, jumping up and down all day long, making the school restless.

Either steal the walnuts from the plate of the outer door deacon today and eat it, or tear down the window of the inner door elder to roast the pheasant.

However, the identities of the two are really high. Ordinary people can't control them, and those who can control them don't care, so they are almost lawless.

So it’s hard to see a scene like today where the little devil makes the little witch cry, and then the little devil is hung on the beam. Naturally, it’s a scene of celebrating and telling everyone, as long as you can come, you have to come here to watch it. Look at the two of them, and leave with a weird smile on his face.

"Hmph! Grandpa Bone said it! You can learn that trick without that one, and he has already taught me. If you don't teach me, and lie to me, you deserve to be hung up now, right? Hurry up and tell my sister that I was wrong, I'll just put you down, you stinky brother."

The little loli in a pink dress stood under the beam with a proud face, watching Ning Shuang who was being hoisted up making faces proudly.

Ning Shuang couldn't help but laugh, a child is a child, as an adult, he doesn't have the same knowledge as a child.

So even though he was hung on the beam, he still spread his legs and proudly said: "You should call me uncle! And I have this! You don't!"

Ning Rongrong's face froze: "Why do you want that thing, it's so ugly, so beautiful like me."

"What's the use of that, do you dare to pee farther than anyone else?"

Ning Rongrong tilted her head and thought for a while, she didn't know what she thought of, she pinched her nose aggrieved, cried out loudly, and then ran out again.

Not long after, Ning Rongrong was carried back to the courtyard by Lin Liang.

Looking at the son hanging from the beam, and the little princess in his arms, Lin Liang sighed with a headache. His son usually looks very smart and has his own ideas. There is a little adult Jiner, why do you like to bully such a cute little girl like Rongrong so much?
Wouldn't it be fun to watch a cute little girl cry from anger?

"Shuang'er, as an older brother, don't you know how to give in to your younger sister?"

Ning Shuang stared: "Mom! Are you my real mother?"

Lin Liang's eyes widened: "How did you talk? I'm not your mother, who is your mother?"

"How many hours is the one in your arms older than me? You want me to call her sister?"

"Then call him sister!"

"Why? According to seniority, she wants to call me uncle!"

"As a boy, can't you let some girls?"

"She came to bully me!"

"But she was the one who was crying out of anger!"

Lin Liang's strange logic made Ning Shuang speechless, she could only watch helplessly as Ning Rongrong hid in her own mother's arms and made faces at herself, while her own mother kept scolding him.

Ellie Ellie...

Bilibili……

C miles C miles...

I don't know how long Lin Liang scolded him, but he was not let down until the sun was setting and his ears were about to callus.

The legs are soft when the feet hit the ground.

The next day, in order to prevent the two brats from talking about it again, Lin Liang treated both of them equally and changed their open crotch pants into skirts.

"My special?"

Seeing a large pile of red, white, pink and flowery skirts laid out on the bed, Ning Shuang looked at Lin Liang with a dazed expression: "Are you my real mother? Why do I, an old man, have to wear skirts?" ?”

"Come on you! A man with no hair at all?"

Ning Shuang said a little anxiously: "But I am a man! Do you understand men? What does it look like for me to wear a skirt like a man?"

Lin Liang rarely showed a trace of sadness on his face: "The mother doesn't want to have children? And son, you also know that mother always wanted a daughter, but mother had a difficult labor when she gave birth to you. It's safe, but the price is that you can't get pregnant again after that..."

He knew that this was the pain from the bottom of his mother's heart, and his immature face became melancholy: "Mom! But now my cousin is not in good health, and you will take care of Rongrong, isn't it fulfilling your desire to have children? ?”

"how is this possible?"

Lin Liang rubbed Ning Shuang's hair and laughed, "What kind of childbearing is this? She just kissed me again, after all, it's not my own."

"So you let me wear a skirt?"

"That's right! Having children! It's about giving birth to a son and raising a daughter!"

"Ha ha!"

After a few seconds, Ning Shuang suddenly raised her head and looked at her: "So half a year ago, you guessed that I planned to get me engaged to her?"

"That's right! Anyway, a son-in-law is half a son, and a daughter-in-law is half a daughter. It's not too much! It's a pity you don't want to."

"It's not that I don't want to..."

Before he finished speaking, Lin Liang suddenly interrupted: "That is to say, you are willing? Then you can coax her back as a daughter-in-law. At worst, you can find someone else when you reach the age of marriage?"

"Mom! This is outrageous!"

"Okay, okay! Let's not talk about this, tomorrow is the day to awaken the martial soul, son, do you have any ideas?"

Ning Shuang pouted, and the resentment in her body could almost be condensed into substance: "If you have any ideas, anyway, it definitely can't be my old lady, your sky-shattering stick. It's useless except for awakening, and the Seven Treasures Glazed Tower can do it." Well?"

Lin Liang straightened his face, pressed him onto his knees, lifted his skirt, and slapped his little butt: "How do you speak, are you polite? You know what, Qibao Liuli Pagoda Such a high-level martial soul, some people can't awaken it even if they want to! How dare you despise it?"

"Don't dare!"

"Dare to talk back?"

"Clap clap clap..."

The sound of spanking spread far away, mixed with the stubborn howling of children, adding a lot of jokes to those who heard it nearby.

The next morning, just after dawn, Ning Shuang was pulled out of the bed by Lin Liang before she woke up.

"Mom! It's still early, can't you let me sleep a little longer?"

Lin Liang's cold hand pressed against his body, and Ning Shuang suddenly became alert, and her whole body was instantly awake.

"Sleep! You know how to sleep, the sun is drying your butt, and you are still sleeping, get dressed quickly!"

Ning Shuang stretched her head to look at the bright moon outside the window: "Is this called sun drying your butt? Are you treating me like a tiger?"

"How dare you talk back!"

Lin Liang slapped his face hard, and there was a crisp sound of skin and flesh clashing far away, and Ning Shuang gasped in pain: "Mother! My ass was almost smashed by you."

"You deserve it if you break it, who made you disobedient."

Lin Liang didn't care about him at all, and didn't care how his butt was swollen, just took his clothes and put them on him.

After eating the tasteless hydrogen bomb breakfast, it was still early to awaken his martial soul, so he ran out while Lin Liang was not paying attention.

Lin Liang didn't care too much, just yelled from behind: "Chenshijiji is going to awaken the martial spirit in the ancestral hall. If you can't come back then, little bastard, then don't take your legs!"

"understood!"

Dian Dian ran to the back mountain, rubbing his slapped buttocks while turning over in the mud pit with a branch.

These pits were dug by him to raise slimes.

Maybe it’s because the spices are too expensive, maybe it’s because there is no habit of using spices when cooking in this world, and they only pursue the original flavor of the food. The most delicious thing I ate when I went to Da Da was the sour plum made by a food-type soul king of the sect with a martial soul.

It's fine if he hasn't eaten delicious food, but he still has the memory of his previous life, how could he tolerate such a life?

It's just that his craftsmanship is not very good, and he doesn't know how to do it.

But by chance, he discovered a soul beast named slime.

Yes, soul beasts!
This kind of soul beast likes to live in wet swamps and feeds on algae and microorganisms, but its strength is very weak, and it is difficult to live to the age where it can produce soul rings. Died due to a fall or other reasons, together with Blue Silver Grass and Ice Silkworm, they are also known as the three most garbage soul beasts in the soul master world.

But even if he is so weak, he is not useless, at least their taste is very good.

So Ning Shuang specially raises a lot of slimes here, and whenever he gets hungry, he will come to grab one and eat it. It is a pity that other than him, no one else likes this kind of food, even Ning Rong who has been following him like a follower Rong didn't even eat it.

"Wow!"

After poking the wooden stick a few times in the mud, he felt a familiar resistance, and after stirring it, a lively slime the size of a head came out of the hole.

The way to eat slime is very simple, just wash it and eat it.

Don't look at him living in the mud, in fact, slimes are very clean creatures, just like lotus roots, living in dirty mud, don't they still come out of the mud without getting dirty?

I don’t know how this kind of creature grows. The soft skin on the outside is thick liquid inside. Although it smells like nothing, it tastes like beef soup when you drink it. There is no difference except that it is a little cold. Drinking one can Lips and teeth linger for days.

"Huh? How strange is this slime?"

Ning Shuang washed the slime clean with the small water bottle she carried with her, and then looked curious.

Creatures like slimes are as transparent as jellyfish. After all, 98% of their bodies are water, but this slime is completely different from other slimes.

It has been more than a year since he first learned about slimes. He has drank even slimes that have condensed soul rings, but he has never seen such weird slimes as now.

Normal slimes are blue, occasionally some green, but it has never been unheard of like this.

I saw that the slime in his hand was golden in color, and there was a villain-like thing inside, moving like a jelly in his hand.

(End of this chapter)