Big Brother Village signed in for three years and picked up a villain lady
Chapter 13 This guy must be intentional
Chapter 13 This guy must be intentional
[This is nonsense!It is shameless to pretend to be high-sounding when plundering resources from other worlds!Shameless especially! ]
The check-in system of Zhutian was pissed off.
Luo Xiu could feel his anger across the space, so he changed the topic.
"System, how can you upgrade?"
[Kill the looters!Get "Helping Points"! ]
"Understood, let's talk about this matter, let's go."
[What_? ]
Luo Xiu didn't continue to argue with the system.
joke.
It takes strength to kill the looters.
He is only Tier [-] and Tier [-] now, and his realm is "low". What should he use to fight those predators?
It's better to live in the village first, and then go out of the mountain when you have enough strength.
By the way, Luo Xiu's minimum goal is Tier [-].
After that, Luo Xiu went to the vegetable garden to make some blood-enriching Ganoderma lucidum and the like, planning to make a blood-enriching and beauty-enhancing soup for his wife.
And while he was busy, a figure wobbled into the courtyard gate.
"Cough cough!"
Two coughs attracted Luo Xiu's attention.
He was so focused just now that Luo Xiu didn't even know that someone had entered the door.
"Village chief, why are you here?"
Luo Xiu looked curiously at the old figure at the door.
Who else could this person be if he wasn't the village chief?
"Village Chief, are you here because of that inexplicable voice in the sky?" Luo Xiu asked curiously.
I don't know what the village head and the aborigines think of the "predators"?
"Well, don't care about him, we are mortals, even if the sky falls, it's not our turn to care, Xiao Luo, the old man came here specially for your business."
"my business?"
The village chief just glanced at the thatched cottage, and then gave Luo Xiu a "you understand" look.
"▂! How's it going? Doesn't the girl doll taste good?" the old village head asked in a nonchalant manner.
"You...you really can't hide anything from your eyes, the village chief." Luo Xiu laughed twice.
"Hahaha! Just tell me, you boy will marry that girl sooner or later. Don't you guys still sleep on a kang?" the old village chief stroked his beard.
"Heh! Hehehe..."
Luo Xiu could only smile awkwardly.
At this time, the old village chief suggested: "Since you are all raw and cooked, it's time for the wedding to be formalized. It's better to hit the sun than to choose a date. Just today, the old man will go back to organize the manpower, and you don't have to worry about anything. "
The old village chief enthusiastically took care of everything on himself.
For a moment, Luo Xiu didn't know whether to thank him or complain?
The old village head is good at everything, but he is enthusiastic when it comes to young people getting married, as if he is married to his own son.
I don't know what kind of fetish this is?
After watching the village chief leave, Luo Xiu quickly returned to the house.
"Lady, wake up."
While calling out, Luo Xiu stretched out his sinful mopping hands and groped under the quilt for a while.
Shang Lan only felt something strange about her body, and then gradually woke up.
As soon as she opened her eyes, she saw Luo Xiu's "evil" smile and that rude movement.
After two breaths, Shang Lan recovered from his astonishment, and slapped him without thinking.
"Snapped!"
One hit.
"(*ˊˋ)."
But helplessly, Luo Xiu has a thicker skin.
Hey, it doesn't hurt.
Luo Xiu's hands didn't stop.
"(*/ω\*)!"
"Ahhh-"
"Snapped!"
"()! Hey! It still doesn't hurt!"
"()!get out!"
In the end, Shang Lan lost his temper.
Luo Xiu calmly withdrew his hand, and said solemnly.
"Miss, the village head said that he would make up a wedding banquet for us. I'm here to remind you to get ready."
"(¬¬)?"
Shang Lan stared at Luo Xiu suspiciously for a while.
"Get out! I want to get dressed!"
"We've met each other frankly, do you still care about this?"
Luo Xiu had the cheek to stay here.
Shang Lan gritted her teeth angrily, but she couldn't help Luo Xiu.
After all, I can't beat him.
In the end, Shang Lan had no choice but to let Luo Xiu admire, while she quickly put on her clothes.
After a while.
Shang Lan walked out of the house angrily, not knowing where to go?
Luo Xiu hurriedly followed: "My lady, where are you going?"
"(ˇˇ)! I won't tell you!"
"Don't be angry, lady, I was joking with you, the porridge is almost ready, let's go back and eat some?"
Hearing this, Shang Lan slowed down.
It seems to make sense.
She is really hungry.
After a breakfast of porridge, Luo Xiu and Shang Lan chatted side by side without saying a word.
But Luo Xiu's questions are always very sharp.
"Lady, as a husband, I don't know your life experience, so you can tell me." Luo Xiu talked about this matter again.
Hearing this, Shang Lan's expression darkened slightly, and then he remained silent as before.
Luo Xiu is not a person who is easy to compromise.
"Miss, if you don't tell me, I'll just make a wild guess." Luo Xiu laughed.
"→_→."
After finishing speaking, Shang Lan showed an expression of "I'll just watch your performance quietly".
"Ouch!"
Luo Xiu was provoked, and his "temper" also came up.
"Miss, I guess you were forced to live here because of family turmoil?"
"(ω)."
Shang Lan didn't answer, even if this guy is right.
Seeing that Shang Lan hadn't moved, Luo Xiu stepped up his attack and asked, "Let me guess again, lady, you...should have enemies."
As soon as Luo Xiu said this, Shang Lan's eyes suddenly became a little different.
Luo Xiu was overjoyed.
There is a play!
He guessed it right!
"Ha! I guessed it right! What is the specific situation? Tell your husband? Come, come, tell your husband."
Luo Xiu was sitting next to Shang Lan, muttering, while poking her slender waist.
"!"
Shang Lan's face gradually drooped.
As the saying goes, the eyes that want to kill a person cannot be concealed.
After her anger reached its peak, Shang Lan hugged Luo Xiu's arm and took a bite.
"( ) ah woo!"
"what……"
After taking a bite, Shang Lan's plain teeth hurt so badly that he immediately covered his small mouth.
But Luo Xiu didn't do anything, instead he looked at her playfully.
This made Shang Lan very angry: "(`^)!"
What are these damned martial arts masters trying to train their bodies so strong?
For a while, Shang Lan started punching and kicking Luo Xiu again (beating his chest with small fists).
But the effect... is no different from a massage.
After arguing for a while, Shang Lan had to give up struggling.
Ok.
It's always her who hurts.
His cheap husband is an evildoer!
At this time, a burst of gongs and drums suddenly came from a distance.
"!"
Shang Lan was stunned for a moment.
After a few breaths, Shang Lan looked at Luo Xiu in a daze: "You... what you said before is true?"
"╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭, yes, I said at the beginning that the village head and his old man will re-organize the wedding banquet for us, aren't they here now?"
Luo Xiu pretended to be helpless.
Seeing this, Shang Lan couldn't help itching his teeth with hatred.
This guy must have done it on purpose!
……
……
(End of this chapter)
[This is nonsense!It is shameless to pretend to be high-sounding when plundering resources from other worlds!Shameless especially! ]
The check-in system of Zhutian was pissed off.
Luo Xiu could feel his anger across the space, so he changed the topic.
"System, how can you upgrade?"
[Kill the looters!Get "Helping Points"! ]
"Understood, let's talk about this matter, let's go."
[What_? ]
Luo Xiu didn't continue to argue with the system.
joke.
It takes strength to kill the looters.
He is only Tier [-] and Tier [-] now, and his realm is "low". What should he use to fight those predators?
It's better to live in the village first, and then go out of the mountain when you have enough strength.
By the way, Luo Xiu's minimum goal is Tier [-].
After that, Luo Xiu went to the vegetable garden to make some blood-enriching Ganoderma lucidum and the like, planning to make a blood-enriching and beauty-enhancing soup for his wife.
And while he was busy, a figure wobbled into the courtyard gate.
"Cough cough!"
Two coughs attracted Luo Xiu's attention.
He was so focused just now that Luo Xiu didn't even know that someone had entered the door.
"Village chief, why are you here?"
Luo Xiu looked curiously at the old figure at the door.
Who else could this person be if he wasn't the village chief?
"Village Chief, are you here because of that inexplicable voice in the sky?" Luo Xiu asked curiously.
I don't know what the village head and the aborigines think of the "predators"?
"Well, don't care about him, we are mortals, even if the sky falls, it's not our turn to care, Xiao Luo, the old man came here specially for your business."
"my business?"
The village chief just glanced at the thatched cottage, and then gave Luo Xiu a "you understand" look.
"▂! How's it going? Doesn't the girl doll taste good?" the old village head asked in a nonchalant manner.
"You...you really can't hide anything from your eyes, the village chief." Luo Xiu laughed twice.
"Hahaha! Just tell me, you boy will marry that girl sooner or later. Don't you guys still sleep on a kang?" the old village chief stroked his beard.
"Heh! Hehehe..."
Luo Xiu could only smile awkwardly.
At this time, the old village chief suggested: "Since you are all raw and cooked, it's time for the wedding to be formalized. It's better to hit the sun than to choose a date. Just today, the old man will go back to organize the manpower, and you don't have to worry about anything. "
The old village chief enthusiastically took care of everything on himself.
For a moment, Luo Xiu didn't know whether to thank him or complain?
The old village head is good at everything, but he is enthusiastic when it comes to young people getting married, as if he is married to his own son.
I don't know what kind of fetish this is?
After watching the village chief leave, Luo Xiu quickly returned to the house.
"Lady, wake up."
While calling out, Luo Xiu stretched out his sinful mopping hands and groped under the quilt for a while.
Shang Lan only felt something strange about her body, and then gradually woke up.
As soon as she opened her eyes, she saw Luo Xiu's "evil" smile and that rude movement.
After two breaths, Shang Lan recovered from his astonishment, and slapped him without thinking.
"Snapped!"
One hit.
"(*ˊˋ)."
But helplessly, Luo Xiu has a thicker skin.
Hey, it doesn't hurt.
Luo Xiu's hands didn't stop.
"(*/ω\*)!"
"Ahhh-"
"Snapped!"
"()! Hey! It still doesn't hurt!"
"()!get out!"
In the end, Shang Lan lost his temper.
Luo Xiu calmly withdrew his hand, and said solemnly.
"Miss, the village head said that he would make up a wedding banquet for us. I'm here to remind you to get ready."
"(¬¬)?"
Shang Lan stared at Luo Xiu suspiciously for a while.
"Get out! I want to get dressed!"
"We've met each other frankly, do you still care about this?"
Luo Xiu had the cheek to stay here.
Shang Lan gritted her teeth angrily, but she couldn't help Luo Xiu.
After all, I can't beat him.
In the end, Shang Lan had no choice but to let Luo Xiu admire, while she quickly put on her clothes.
After a while.
Shang Lan walked out of the house angrily, not knowing where to go?
Luo Xiu hurriedly followed: "My lady, where are you going?"
"(ˇˇ)! I won't tell you!"
"Don't be angry, lady, I was joking with you, the porridge is almost ready, let's go back and eat some?"
Hearing this, Shang Lan slowed down.
It seems to make sense.
She is really hungry.
After a breakfast of porridge, Luo Xiu and Shang Lan chatted side by side without saying a word.
But Luo Xiu's questions are always very sharp.
"Lady, as a husband, I don't know your life experience, so you can tell me." Luo Xiu talked about this matter again.
Hearing this, Shang Lan's expression darkened slightly, and then he remained silent as before.
Luo Xiu is not a person who is easy to compromise.
"Miss, if you don't tell me, I'll just make a wild guess." Luo Xiu laughed.
"→_→."
After finishing speaking, Shang Lan showed an expression of "I'll just watch your performance quietly".
"Ouch!"
Luo Xiu was provoked, and his "temper" also came up.
"Miss, I guess you were forced to live here because of family turmoil?"
"(ω)."
Shang Lan didn't answer, even if this guy is right.
Seeing that Shang Lan hadn't moved, Luo Xiu stepped up his attack and asked, "Let me guess again, lady, you...should have enemies."
As soon as Luo Xiu said this, Shang Lan's eyes suddenly became a little different.
Luo Xiu was overjoyed.
There is a play!
He guessed it right!
"Ha! I guessed it right! What is the specific situation? Tell your husband? Come, come, tell your husband."
Luo Xiu was sitting next to Shang Lan, muttering, while poking her slender waist.
"!"
Shang Lan's face gradually drooped.
As the saying goes, the eyes that want to kill a person cannot be concealed.
After her anger reached its peak, Shang Lan hugged Luo Xiu's arm and took a bite.
"( ) ah woo!"
"what……"
After taking a bite, Shang Lan's plain teeth hurt so badly that he immediately covered his small mouth.
But Luo Xiu didn't do anything, instead he looked at her playfully.
This made Shang Lan very angry: "(`^)!"
What are these damned martial arts masters trying to train their bodies so strong?
For a while, Shang Lan started punching and kicking Luo Xiu again (beating his chest with small fists).
But the effect... is no different from a massage.
After arguing for a while, Shang Lan had to give up struggling.
Ok.
It's always her who hurts.
His cheap husband is an evildoer!
At this time, a burst of gongs and drums suddenly came from a distance.
"!"
Shang Lan was stunned for a moment.
After a few breaths, Shang Lan looked at Luo Xiu in a daze: "You... what you said before is true?"
"╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭, yes, I said at the beginning that the village head and his old man will re-organize the wedding banquet for us, aren't they here now?"
Luo Xiu pretended to be helpless.
Seeing this, Shang Lan couldn't help itching his teeth with hatred.
This guy must have done it on purpose!
……
……
(End of this chapter)
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