Konoha's strongest nuclear escape

Chapter 1 Traveling is of course to open the treasure chest

ignore the first thousand words
Anyway, it is about the protagonist Hongshi helping a foreign old lady cross the road, and then being crushed to death by a car. The key is that the old lady is not dead, and then she travels to the world of Naruto, and is queuing up to open the treasure chest in the main god space.

. . .

Lord God: "Because you helped an old foreign lady cross the road, you got the world-class achievement of preventing World War III, and you got five guaranteed S-class reward boxes."

Redstone: "???"

Lord God: "The old lady you helped is no ordinary old lady."

"(_) I know, it's a foreign old lady."

Lord God: "No, she is the sister of the Queen of England. If she is killed in China, Britain will use this as an excuse to start a war, and other countries will be forced to get involved, thus starting the Third World War, and the lives will be destroyed by then. .”

Redstone: "(°ー°〃) Do you believe what you said?"

Lord God: "..."

Redstone: "..."

Lord God: "Do you still want this reward?"

Redstone: "(°ー°〃) yes."

Lord God: "Open."

Redstone: "(°ー°〃) Oh."

In the space, five golden treasure chests appeared.

Redstone asked, "What rewards are in the treasure chest?"

Lord God: "The rewards are divided into five levels, all related to the Naruto World you choose, the lowest is D-level, the highest is SSR-level, because of your outstanding contribution. These five treasure chests are guaranteed to be S-level rewards. Is it appropriate? ??(°°)"

"But I want to go to One Piece!"

"What did you say?"

"Nothing, nothing!" Redstone: "Of course time travel is to open a treasure chest, open it for me!"

"Obtain a copy of the Blood Succession Snare Furnace (SSR), and you can smelt a copy of random escape."

"Obtain a copy of the Blood Succession Snare Furnace (SSR), and you can smelt a copy of random escape."

"Get a new chakra melting pot, get a chance to fuse existing chakra into a new chakra, and the total amount of chakra remains unchanged. (The blood successor that never appeared in the original book)."

"Obtain 10 (S) exchange rolls from the indiscriminate shopping mall. Each exchange roll can be exchanged for any kind of Taijutsu, Ninjutsu, Illusion or items."

"Obtain fixed physical attributes (SSR+), life SSR+, chakra SSR+, strength SSR+, ninjutsu SSR, defense SSR+, speed D-, recovery SSR+."

D is the level of ordinary people, corresponding to C is the lower ninja, B is the middle ninja, A is the upper ninja, S shadow level, SS super shadow level, SSS six level, SSR. . .For grandma, it seems that one more level has been compiled, so it is simply called the invincible level ╮(ω)╭, and there are more than one +, which means invincible among invincible.

Redstone looked at the five light clusters: "These are all messy things, and they are repeated."

Lord God: "Your luck is really good. You have opened three SSRs in a row, and you have opened up your physique. You must know that physique is the most difficult to open. It represents your fixed attributes. There are five There is a chakra tank, you can put chakra of different attributes into it and smelt it to become your own unique chakra."

"What's the matter with physique?"

"Fixed physique is your attribute level after crossing, it will not change, but you can train your control ability, and then practice hard..."

Redstone nodded and said: "Cultivation? I'm invincible and I'm still practicing, um. That's okay ╮(ω)╭, there are two blood successor snare furnaces, doesn't it mean that I can have two different blood successors? snare?"

Lord God: "That's right, the Xueji Snare can melt everything in the world, but the Xueji Snare is very unstable, and it is easy to fuse useless escape techniques. For example, the first few traversers melted the hair escape, phlegm escape, and mushroom escape. , dog escape, keyboard escape, chicken escape and many other waste escapes, and the growth rate is extremely low. You have to make a good choice."

"━=() 噗hahahahahaha, what the hell is Goudun, is Tantun spitting at people?"

At this time, Redstone had already grasped the two light spheres representing Xueji's snare, and saw a seven-star roulette appeared in front of him, with seven circular grooves, and around the roulette, there were seven different-color chalks. Carat light balls represent wind, thunder, earth, fire, water, yin and yang respectively.

While choosing, Hongshi muttered: "I don't have any weaknesses, but I am afraid of pain. It's like Lei Ying who doesn't move and jumps into Tianzhao, and doesn't even frown when he cuts off an arm. I thought it would grow out! Cough Cough, it’s getting too far, the best defense among the five elements is Earth Dungeon, let’s use Earth first.”

"Emmmm, (_) doesn't seem to have enough defense, let's add some dirt."

"(_) is not enough, earth dungeon is often broken in comics, let's add another earth."

"(_) I'm still not at ease, let's do another thing."

"Since I have chosen four soils, it doesn't matter if I have three more soils. ╮(ω)╭"

The Lord God said silently in his heart: "I have received so many reincarnated people, and I have never seen such a hairy person like you."

After the seventh earth escape chakra returned to its place, the roulette wheel began to rotate, and finally turned into a golden ball of light: "Smelted successfully, and obtained the blood follower snare: Cinder escape (defense), growth length D-."

Lord God: "Σ(), Nani, what is this??"

Then Redstone drew a gourd according to the same pattern, and put in the seven most aggressive thunder escapes: "The smelting is successful, and the blood follower snare is obtained: generator escape (speed), growth length D-."

Lord God: "Generator, puff ha ha ha ha ha."

Redstone saw that one of the two evasion techniques had the lowest growth rate, D-: "Fuck, cinder escape, what the hell? This is blood succession trap? And the growth rate is too low, what a mess. I Go to One Piece!"

Lord God: "Dislike? ╮(ω)╭You can fuse them, the growth rate of the escapism obtained after fusion is random. Anyway, your two blood follower snares look like Xiang, there is no room for decline at all. .”

Originally, the main god was just talking, but I didn't expect it!Redstone actually took it seriously: "(_) is right, Slag Dun and Dynamo Dun are fused."

Lord God: "..."

"Slag Dungeon and Generator Dungeon successfully merged to form a new Dungeon: Nuclear Dungeon, with a growth rate of 2SSR+ (Ninjutsu + Chakra)."

Redstone: "Why does this fucking D still have 2SSR+??? (_) nuclear escape, is this really a nuclear bomb?"

The main god's voice trembled at this time: "Nuclear...nuclear escape! It's really a nuclear bomb!!!"

Redstone: "Yes! ()☆, yes, yes."

Lord God: "It seems that something may happen during this time travel."

Finally, focus on the mall system.

The exchange scrolls are exchanged indiscriminately, that is, one-to-one. In the mall, there are all kinds of ninjutsu, physical jutsu, illusion, and ninjutsu, and some of them have not even appeared in the comics.

Hongshi looked at the large number of items in the mall, and said calmly: "Is there still a choice, of course the most powerful one!"

"Don't ask, let's have a reincarnation eye first to appetize, and it must be the strongest six-path ten-gou jade reincarnation eye, which has both offensive and defensive capabilities, and can also absorb energy for healing. One is worth seven, and it is proper, and it also has hidden skills."

"Isn't (_) Liugouyu?"

"( ) I want ten gou jade, can you control it?"

"First of all, Bamen Dunjia, who almost kicked out the finale, is strong and handsome."

Lord God: "Well, I bet you won't die after you open the gate of death, why don't you try?"

"Then of course it's Zhujian Dashen's real thousands of hands, so you can't beat me with two hands."

"Since there is no defense, I can only find it here. In terms of defense, of course Erzhuzisa is GAY's handsome and absolute defense. Susano is almost a powerful weapon."

"Since Susano has chosen all of them, the tailed beast form must not be let go. The skills of this couple must not be left behind."

"Oh! The third generation of Raikage's lightning shield, the defense is also leveraged."

"It's not enough to just have defense, but if you have some recovery skills, it's up to you. The Art of Baihao·Yin Seal·Creation and Regeneration, I don't know how it will be combined with Bamen Dunjia, and it can also beautify!"

"Flying Thunder God is also good. Ninjutsu is necessary for home travel, sneak attack, murder and arson, and escape and retreat."

"Of course there is also our protagonist's IQ cheating device, the technique of multiple shadow clones, using a thousand clones, others practice for an hour, I practice for a thousand hours, you say you are not angry, besides, what if one If nuclear bombs can’t solve the problem, let’s add a few more!”

Lord God: "Isn't zero multiplied by a thousand still zero?"

"The last one... ah! By the way, it is naturally the Miaomu Mountain Immortal Technique, another ninjutsu that increases defense power. It's done!"

Lord God: "(_) You want so much defense, is it necessary?"

Redstone ignored the main god, but confirmed the exchange.

However, do you really think that the exchange is as simple as that?
No, it doesn't.

However, the next prompt made him almost vomit blood.

"Get the eyes of reincarnation."

(What? You ask me about intercolumn cells? I have SSR hand-rubbed nuclear warheads, okay?)
"D-Speed, like the soft-shelled turtle, is a lot slower. There is no corresponding speed, and you can't learn Bamen Dunjia, but it automatically adapts to the nuclear escape chakra, and it is changed to an unnamed body technique."

"Without the limit of wood escape and blood succession, it is impossible to learn the true thousand hands · top Buddha, but it automatically adapts to the nuclear escape chakra, and changes to the unnamed fairy art."

"There is no tailed beast chakra, so you can't learn the tailed beast form, but you can automatically adapt to the nuclear escape chakra, and change to unnamed ninjutsu."

"There is no thunder escape chakra, so I can't learn thunder armor, but I actively adapt to nuclear escape chakra, and changed to unnamed ninjutsu"

"Pfft! You tricked me!"

Lord God: "Didn't expect it, am I surprised, am I not surprised!"

Redstone: "I don't accept it, I want to start again..."

Lord God: "Fuck you!"

I saw the red stone in the main god's space turned into a meteor and disappeared in the distance, and the unwilling roar echoed in the space.

. . . .

Redstone: "Why did I start so hastily?"

Lord God: "It's amazing, you can ask the author."

Author: "Shut up."

(End of this chapter)