I was lying in my mother's stomach and earning 5000 billion
Chapter 2 My Mom Is Not Voldemort
Chapter 2 My Mom Is Not Voldemort
Seeing his wife baring her teeth in pain, and this small courtyard is really attractive.
Li Haibin was so heartbroken that he paid the deposit directly.
After three days, sign the sales contract and go through the bank process.
The moment the deposit contract was signed, the god-level selection system popped up a prompt.
[Congratulations for completing the selection task 1, getting the blessing of God, the first big gift package. 】
[Do you want to open the big gift bag? 】
open!
[Obtain Almighty BUFF three times (limited to myself and mother). 】
[Intention drives. 】
Universal buff?
What do you mean?
The system immediately gave an explanation.
Simply put, it is an absolute superpower.
For example, communicating with the mother's spiritual consciousness, such as protecting the mother when the mother falls, and so on.
Anyway, as long as it has something to do with Li Haoran and my mother, it can be used.
This is very interesting.
Not bad.
Li Haoran accepted all orders.
After tossing for a long time, Li Haoran was also tired, and fell asleep in a daze.
……
It has been more than an hour since I went home, and Li Haibin is still struggling with buying a house.
The unborn child is clamoring to buy a house?
This is too fantastic, right?
"Honey, I think this house..."
Gao Huan interrupted Li Haibin's words.
"Is this house not good? It has two floors, a small courtyard, and the price is cheap."
"Of course the house is a good house, and I've taken a fancy to it too. That's what we're talking about. Our baby hasn't been born, and we're making a fuss about buying a house. It's too fantastic."
"That means we are geniuses! Natural!"
"He was born that day, and he has to be born. He hasn't been born yet." Li Haibin looked at Gao Huan and said.
Gao Huan looked at Li Haibin and blinked.
"Then is it true that our baby is a super genius? Who can say that?"
Just then, there was a knock on the door.
"Who is it?" Li Haoran asked subconsciously.
"My brother-in-law is me!"
Hearing that it was his brother-in-law Gao Jin, Li Haoran couldn't help but frowned.
Although he didn't want to open the door, he walked over and opened it.
The door opened, and Gao Jin, dressed in fancy clothes and dyed yellow hair, wandered in.
"Sister, how are you doing these days? Is my nephew okay?"
As soon as he entered the door, Gao Jin didn't even look at Li Haoran for a day, and went directly to Gao Huan.
Gao Huan nodded.
"It's not bad. Yesterday's pregnancy test, all indicators are normal."
"that's fine."
As Gao Jin said that, he bent down and shouted at Gao Huan's stomach: "My precious nephew, your uncle, I am waiting for you to come out."
nephew?
uncle?
Li Haoran who was sleeping suddenly woke up.
This beast who suffered a thousand knives is here!
In the last life, it was this beast who cheated his family of nearly 20 yuan one after another.
As a result, his entire junior high school dinners were starved until he returned home from self-study and school.
That is, during those three years, something went wrong with his stomach.
What happened in the middle.
Li Haoran didn't know about it until he went to university.
Gao Jin and the beast first lied to himself.
If you can't fool yourself, let your grandparents do it.
The old couple didn't care about it, so he came to steal.
The most time, he stole the family's only 1 yuan.
Dad was so angry that he called the police directly.
The whole family of my mother came to block the door and cried.
Because the father couldn't bear the torture of the mother, he agreed to withdraw the lawsuit.
Even though the trouble has reached this point, Gao Jin is still a beast.
I still tried my best to drink my parents' blood.
In the end, he was as cheap as ten or eight yuan, without any self-esteem and face.
In a word, 90% of the reasons for the hard life of the parents in the last life are due to this beast!
In this life, this beast must never be allowed to succeed again!
"Sister, I originally wanted to buy some supplements for you and my nephew, but considering my brother-in-law is so careful, you must have everything you need, and buying it would be a waste, so I didn't buy it."
It's a waste to buy it.
Is this what the fuck people say?
Li Haoran couldn't help cursing.
However, this was not over yet, and then he turned his head to look at Li Haoran.
"Brother-in-law, you won't blame me, will you? You're not that petty man. "
The muscles on Li Haibin's face twitched.
He said something with a smile on his face.
"It's all my own family. It's too strange to buy anything."
"Well, I can't give birth to my family." Gao Jin turned to look at Gao Hua and said, "Sister, let's do this. From now on, I will cover my nephew's basic nephew's food, housing, transportation, and school money! In this way, you and my brother-in-law , life doesn’t have to be so tight.”
As soon as the words came out.
Both Li Haibin and Gao Huan were stunned, unable to believe that such words could come out of Gao Jin's mouth.
And Li Haoran concluded that Gao Jin definitely didn't hold his fart well.
really.
The condition for him to raise his nephew is to borrow money!
"Sister, I took a look at a business, and it is absolutely guaranteed to make a profit! You lend me the 10 you saved, and I will repay you 20 in a maximum of two years."
Hearing this, Li Haoran immediately remembered.
Gao Jin cheated his family 10 for the first time in the previous life.
The disaster in his family started today.
Gao Jin and Li Haibin looked at each other subconsciously, and soon they reached a consensus.
"Gao Jin, it's not that my sister doesn't lend you the loan, it's because my sister really has no money." Gao Huan said immediately.
What my mother said really comforted Li Haoran a lot.
Since my mother is not Voldemort, then this matter is much easier to handle.
"No money? How can there be no money?" Gao Jin's expression changed, "I've done the calculations for you two. The wedding money and dowry for both of you should be at least 10 to [-]. You have been married for more than two years. There is no big place to spend money, at least you can save [-] to [-]. How can you not come out with [-]? Sis, I am your own brother, you can’t lie to me like this, can you?”
Gao Huan looked at Gao Jin and said, "I'm not lying to you, we just bought a house and spent all the money."
Li Haoran on the side took the conversation.
"Gao Jin, it's so unfortunate that you came here. We really bought a house. No, the contract is still here."
After speaking, Li Haoran picked it up and talked about the contract on the table.
After Gao Jin took the contract and looked at it, his face immediately changed.
"Brother-in-law, are you being too rude? You go to buy a house knowing that I want to borrow money from you? Is it a human thing?"
Before Li Haibin had time to say anything, Gao Jin turned to Gao Huan and said, "Sister, I'm your younger brother. We were born by the same mother. You have money to buy a house, but you don't have the money to lend me to start a business? Is there anyone in the world?" Are you such a sister? You don't care about your brother's life at all!"
"Gao Jin, I..."
Before Gao Huan could finish speaking, Gao Jin directly interrupted her.
"Okay, I won't tell you so much. I'm your younger brother. You have to help if you help, or you have to help if you don't!"
At this moment, Gao Jin suddenly frowned, and then smiled happily.
"No, this is a deposit contract, not a purchase contract. Sis, I'll go and refund the deposit, and ask my brother-in-law to get the rest of the money from the bank."
Before the couple could say anything, he turned around and ran outside.
Li Haoran's consciousness moved.
If this makes the dog run away, what's the matter?
[Start to use the rampage buff on Li Haibin, the effect is 3 minutes. 】
(End of this chapter)
Seeing his wife baring her teeth in pain, and this small courtyard is really attractive.
Li Haibin was so heartbroken that he paid the deposit directly.
After three days, sign the sales contract and go through the bank process.
The moment the deposit contract was signed, the god-level selection system popped up a prompt.
[Congratulations for completing the selection task 1, getting the blessing of God, the first big gift package. 】
[Do you want to open the big gift bag? 】
open!
[Obtain Almighty BUFF three times (limited to myself and mother). 】
[Intention drives. 】
Universal buff?
What do you mean?
The system immediately gave an explanation.
Simply put, it is an absolute superpower.
For example, communicating with the mother's spiritual consciousness, such as protecting the mother when the mother falls, and so on.
Anyway, as long as it has something to do with Li Haoran and my mother, it can be used.
This is very interesting.
Not bad.
Li Haoran accepted all orders.
After tossing for a long time, Li Haoran was also tired, and fell asleep in a daze.
……
It has been more than an hour since I went home, and Li Haibin is still struggling with buying a house.
The unborn child is clamoring to buy a house?
This is too fantastic, right?
"Honey, I think this house..."
Gao Huan interrupted Li Haibin's words.
"Is this house not good? It has two floors, a small courtyard, and the price is cheap."
"Of course the house is a good house, and I've taken a fancy to it too. That's what we're talking about. Our baby hasn't been born, and we're making a fuss about buying a house. It's too fantastic."
"That means we are geniuses! Natural!"
"He was born that day, and he has to be born. He hasn't been born yet." Li Haibin looked at Gao Huan and said.
Gao Huan looked at Li Haibin and blinked.
"Then is it true that our baby is a super genius? Who can say that?"
Just then, there was a knock on the door.
"Who is it?" Li Haoran asked subconsciously.
"My brother-in-law is me!"
Hearing that it was his brother-in-law Gao Jin, Li Haoran couldn't help but frowned.
Although he didn't want to open the door, he walked over and opened it.
The door opened, and Gao Jin, dressed in fancy clothes and dyed yellow hair, wandered in.
"Sister, how are you doing these days? Is my nephew okay?"
As soon as he entered the door, Gao Jin didn't even look at Li Haoran for a day, and went directly to Gao Huan.
Gao Huan nodded.
"It's not bad. Yesterday's pregnancy test, all indicators are normal."
"that's fine."
As Gao Jin said that, he bent down and shouted at Gao Huan's stomach: "My precious nephew, your uncle, I am waiting for you to come out."
nephew?
uncle?
Li Haoran who was sleeping suddenly woke up.
This beast who suffered a thousand knives is here!
In the last life, it was this beast who cheated his family of nearly 20 yuan one after another.
As a result, his entire junior high school dinners were starved until he returned home from self-study and school.
That is, during those three years, something went wrong with his stomach.
What happened in the middle.
Li Haoran didn't know about it until he went to university.
Gao Jin and the beast first lied to himself.
If you can't fool yourself, let your grandparents do it.
The old couple didn't care about it, so he came to steal.
The most time, he stole the family's only 1 yuan.
Dad was so angry that he called the police directly.
The whole family of my mother came to block the door and cried.
Because the father couldn't bear the torture of the mother, he agreed to withdraw the lawsuit.
Even though the trouble has reached this point, Gao Jin is still a beast.
I still tried my best to drink my parents' blood.
In the end, he was as cheap as ten or eight yuan, without any self-esteem and face.
In a word, 90% of the reasons for the hard life of the parents in the last life are due to this beast!
In this life, this beast must never be allowed to succeed again!
"Sister, I originally wanted to buy some supplements for you and my nephew, but considering my brother-in-law is so careful, you must have everything you need, and buying it would be a waste, so I didn't buy it."
It's a waste to buy it.
Is this what the fuck people say?
Li Haoran couldn't help cursing.
However, this was not over yet, and then he turned his head to look at Li Haoran.
"Brother-in-law, you won't blame me, will you? You're not that petty man. "
The muscles on Li Haibin's face twitched.
He said something with a smile on his face.
"It's all my own family. It's too strange to buy anything."
"Well, I can't give birth to my family." Gao Jin turned to look at Gao Hua and said, "Sister, let's do this. From now on, I will cover my nephew's basic nephew's food, housing, transportation, and school money! In this way, you and my brother-in-law , life doesn’t have to be so tight.”
As soon as the words came out.
Both Li Haibin and Gao Huan were stunned, unable to believe that such words could come out of Gao Jin's mouth.
And Li Haoran concluded that Gao Jin definitely didn't hold his fart well.
really.
The condition for him to raise his nephew is to borrow money!
"Sister, I took a look at a business, and it is absolutely guaranteed to make a profit! You lend me the 10 you saved, and I will repay you 20 in a maximum of two years."
Hearing this, Li Haoran immediately remembered.
Gao Jin cheated his family 10 for the first time in the previous life.
The disaster in his family started today.
Gao Jin and Li Haibin looked at each other subconsciously, and soon they reached a consensus.
"Gao Jin, it's not that my sister doesn't lend you the loan, it's because my sister really has no money." Gao Huan said immediately.
What my mother said really comforted Li Haoran a lot.
Since my mother is not Voldemort, then this matter is much easier to handle.
"No money? How can there be no money?" Gao Jin's expression changed, "I've done the calculations for you two. The wedding money and dowry for both of you should be at least 10 to [-]. You have been married for more than two years. There is no big place to spend money, at least you can save [-] to [-]. How can you not come out with [-]? Sis, I am your own brother, you can’t lie to me like this, can you?”
Gao Huan looked at Gao Jin and said, "I'm not lying to you, we just bought a house and spent all the money."
Li Haoran on the side took the conversation.
"Gao Jin, it's so unfortunate that you came here. We really bought a house. No, the contract is still here."
After speaking, Li Haoran picked it up and talked about the contract on the table.
After Gao Jin took the contract and looked at it, his face immediately changed.
"Brother-in-law, are you being too rude? You go to buy a house knowing that I want to borrow money from you? Is it a human thing?"
Before Li Haibin had time to say anything, Gao Jin turned to Gao Huan and said, "Sister, I'm your younger brother. We were born by the same mother. You have money to buy a house, but you don't have the money to lend me to start a business? Is there anyone in the world?" Are you such a sister? You don't care about your brother's life at all!"
"Gao Jin, I..."
Before Gao Huan could finish speaking, Gao Jin directly interrupted her.
"Okay, I won't tell you so much. I'm your younger brother. You have to help if you help, or you have to help if you don't!"
At this moment, Gao Jin suddenly frowned, and then smiled happily.
"No, this is a deposit contract, not a purchase contract. Sis, I'll go and refund the deposit, and ask my brother-in-law to get the rest of the money from the bank."
Before the couple could say anything, he turned around and ran outside.
Li Haoran's consciousness moved.
If this makes the dog run away, what's the matter?
[Start to use the rampage buff on Li Haibin, the effect is 3 minutes. 】
(End of this chapter)
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