Almighty Principal System
Chapter 67
Chapter 67
Hao Yun is holding Li Yunfei loli in one hand, and Xiahou Yongyue in the other. These two women are not easy-going lamps. The big one is careless, and the small one is big. This day is simply impossible. .
Especially Hao Yun still endured the crazy kiss attacks of the two women every short period of time, and they almost kissed Hao Yun!One kiss and two kisses are acceptable to Hao Yun, but it would be too much to kiss with lipstick marks all over his face.Of course, Xia Hou Yongyue was the one who caused the lipstick marks all over his face, but the culprit who put the lipstick marks on his face was Loli Li Yunfei.
So as soon as the three of them entered the mall, Hao Yun plunged into the bathroom to wash off the lipstick marks amidst the onlookers.The buddy next to him who had just finished washing his hands in the toilet was shocked when he saw Hao Yun, and almost turned his head away and begged him to be his confidant.
Hao Yun was bitter, but he didn't say anything.After washing off the lipstick marks on his face, Hao Yun found two beauties, one big and one small, staring at each other sitting in the waiting area.
"Can the two of you get along well? Why do you have to point the needle at the wheat awn?" Hao Yun simply said clearly, and let the two girls fight back and forth, he felt that he could be dismantled into parts by tricks .
The first person to question was Hao Yun's big apprentice, the high-quality legal loli Li Yunfei who just turned seven years old: "Master is mine! No one is allowed to snatch it!"
Xiahou Yongyue rolled her charming eyes and said, "No one is fighting for your master, I'm just fighting for my own man!"
"There are so many men, why are you staring at my master?" Little Lolita said not to be outdone.
Xiahou Yongyue said righteously: "Your master and I have baby relatives! The so-called parents' order, matchmaker's words, four books and five rituals are complete, and I am your master's unmarried daughter-in-law! Come on, call your wife to listen!"
Little Lolita was taken aback by Xiahou Yongyue's direct photoshoot, dear baby?A teacher who has never been through the door?God!
Hao Yun was also depressed, pretending to be confused as he agreed?What about the promised husband development game?Why did you confess directly?
Xia Hou Yongyue turned her head to look at Hao Yun and said, "It's time for you to say something! Isn't it interesting to see us arguing with each other? Mr. Hao, please state what you think?"
"Um, Xiahou, let's wait a little bit beforehand. Fei'er, the master can see your thoughts, but if you like it, you like it, and you love it. You are still a child, so it's a bit too early to talk about these things. I know you Since I was a child, I have only been suffering. When I appeared in your world, you regarded me as the only pillar. Hey, reflect on yourself, do you treat me more as a father or as a master? Your feelings for the master Master can understand, but don’t raise this kind of family affection to a higher level, when you grow up, you will naturally understand what love between a man and a woman is—also, read less romance novels!” After finishing speaking, Hao Yun gently Knock it on the head of little Lolita, stop being naughty, and apologize to Auntie Xiahou first, she didn't want to rob Master from you at all.
Little loli Li Yunfei timidly lowered her head and said to Xiahou Yongyue: "Aunt Xiahou. I'm sorry. I shouldn't target you"
Xiahou Yongyue smiled and said: "It's my sister who is sorry for you. Although Hao Yun doesn't mention my affairs with him, I will treat you like a daughter!"
Hao Yun waved his hands and said, "Let's go home and play these family ethics dramas again! Go shopping first! You two can buy whatever you like. I'm just a movable bank card now. Don't save me money. I'm poor and only have money left." !"
After the previous suspicions were resolved, the relationship between the two women, one big and one small, turned from cold to hot, and the two of them directly turned into a mother and daughter and began to enter the buying, buying, buying mode.
Nice clothes?purchase!
Beautiful shoes?purchase!
Beautiful headgear?purchase!
Pretty dress?purchase!
Beautiful cosmetics?Get out!Children are not allowed to use cosmetics!Hao Yun snatched little Lolita off the cosmetics counter.
"Master! I want to buy lipstick! I want to leave lip marks on Master's face too! Ahhh! Don't!" Little Lolita has become much more cheerful since she was able to leave. His temperament also began to develop in the direction of a bear child.
This trend makes Hao Yun both gratified and depressed. He thinks it's better for Lori to stay away, because it's too noisy if she gets close!
such as:
Li Yunfei asked energetically, "Master, Master! How about this dress?"
Hao Yun replied weakly: "It looks good. Waiter, wrap up and swipe the card."
Li Yunfei continued to ask energetically, "Master! How about these panties?"
Hao Yun continued to reply feebly: "Cute. Waiter, wrap up and swipe your card."
"Master Master!"
"Pack up the card."
This kind of dialogue has been repeated countless times. Hao Yun felt that his head was going to explode, but Li Yunfei still enjoyed it.Sometimes Hao Yun wanted to call Xiahou Yongyue to save the scene, but at this time Xiahou Yongyue was obviously on the side with Li Yunfei.
Hao Yun can finally understand why so many men hate shopping with women so much!tired?How can a man say he is tired?Hao Yun can hold on even if he travels thousands of miles!The key is annoying!God bother!
The exhausted Hao Yun was limp and twitching on the sofa like a salted fish, and Li Yunfei asked Xiahou Yongyue full of energy, "What's wrong, Master?"
"Goat epilepsy is crazy! Leave him alone! The clothes in that store are very beautiful! Let's go!" Xiahou Yongyue took Li Yunfei to continue shopping in a very unkind manner.
The grief and indignation in Hao Yun's heart!It's understandable that little Li Yunfei is happy when she sees the world for the first time without going shopping, Xiahou Yongyue, why are you joining in the fun?Do you understand the truth that people cannot be broken down?
At this time, Hao Yun's mother called: "Son! What are you doing?"
Hao Yun asked with a confused face: "What's the matter, mother? What advice do you have?"
"What advice do you have? Do you have something to hide from me?" Mother Hao asked angrily.
"Things? What are you referring to?" Hao Yun's brain's reaction power has dropped to the limit now.
"You know it!" Mother Hao sneered.
"Uh, is it because I earned [-] million yuan that I didn't honor you? You can't be so narrow-minded, can you?" Hao Yun asked timidly. [-] million is indeed a large number, and it's really too much not to tell my mother.
"What [-] million? Where did you get [-] million?" Hao's mother said in a circle: "I want to ask if you have a child?"
"Pfft!" Hao Yun spit up against his throat, directly into his throat: "cough cough cough! What are you talking about? I'm only 23, where did the child come from? Where did the child come from?"
"Son, you must not hide this kind of thing from Mom! Our family is not a wealthy family, and there are not so many rules. You don't have to hide it from me when you have a child outside! Our mother and son are of one heart Don’t worry, Lao Hao dares to say that you didn’t say I’m going to tear him down immediately! The child is innocent, and this age needs the care of parents and grandparents.” Hao’s mother babbled for a long time and finally let Hao Yun grasp the key to the problem --child!
"My dear mother! Where did you hear this news? I will definitely make those who make up lies disappear from the world!" Hao Yun said with a livid face.
What kind of enemy is so vicious?He actually discredited his own style of life!Although I had a romantic history of wagging tails before college, but at that time his protective measures were perfect, right?Only by committing crimes under the umbrella can there be long-term peace and order, okay?
"Do you still use someone else to pass it on? The bank bills are all sent to me! Do you want me to read it to you? Yakadi princess dress, Ralph Lauren children's denim suit, banana casual children's clothing, and other bits and pieces Did I say? Don’t you bastard know that your bank card is my sub-card? The text messages from the bank are about to blow up my inbox! Brat, hurry up and bring my granddaughter back, or I’ll be spared I can't leave you!" Hao's mother directly issued an ultimatum, and then immediately hung up Hao Yun's phone, leaving him alone in the wind.
so tired!Mom's brain hole can no longer be blocked!God!This is a misunderstanding!This is a big misunderstanding!But mom doesn't believe in explanations!
Hao Yun slapped himself hard!It's all because my life was so confusing back then, my mother has no confidence in me anymore!It's your fault, it's your fault!
Finally, Hao Yun waved to Li Yunfei feebly: "Dear apprentice, your grandma wants to see you"
What the hell, Hao Yun doesn't want to explain anything anymore!A fierce life needs no explanation!Let the storm come harder!
(End of this chapter)
Hao Yun is holding Li Yunfei loli in one hand, and Xiahou Yongyue in the other. These two women are not easy-going lamps. The big one is careless, and the small one is big. This day is simply impossible. .
Especially Hao Yun still endured the crazy kiss attacks of the two women every short period of time, and they almost kissed Hao Yun!One kiss and two kisses are acceptable to Hao Yun, but it would be too much to kiss with lipstick marks all over his face.Of course, Xia Hou Yongyue was the one who caused the lipstick marks all over his face, but the culprit who put the lipstick marks on his face was Loli Li Yunfei.
So as soon as the three of them entered the mall, Hao Yun plunged into the bathroom to wash off the lipstick marks amidst the onlookers.The buddy next to him who had just finished washing his hands in the toilet was shocked when he saw Hao Yun, and almost turned his head away and begged him to be his confidant.
Hao Yun was bitter, but he didn't say anything.After washing off the lipstick marks on his face, Hao Yun found two beauties, one big and one small, staring at each other sitting in the waiting area.
"Can the two of you get along well? Why do you have to point the needle at the wheat awn?" Hao Yun simply said clearly, and let the two girls fight back and forth, he felt that he could be dismantled into parts by tricks .
The first person to question was Hao Yun's big apprentice, the high-quality legal loli Li Yunfei who just turned seven years old: "Master is mine! No one is allowed to snatch it!"
Xiahou Yongyue rolled her charming eyes and said, "No one is fighting for your master, I'm just fighting for my own man!"
"There are so many men, why are you staring at my master?" Little Lolita said not to be outdone.
Xiahou Yongyue said righteously: "Your master and I have baby relatives! The so-called parents' order, matchmaker's words, four books and five rituals are complete, and I am your master's unmarried daughter-in-law! Come on, call your wife to listen!"
Little Lolita was taken aback by Xiahou Yongyue's direct photoshoot, dear baby?A teacher who has never been through the door?God!
Hao Yun was also depressed, pretending to be confused as he agreed?What about the promised husband development game?Why did you confess directly?
Xia Hou Yongyue turned her head to look at Hao Yun and said, "It's time for you to say something! Isn't it interesting to see us arguing with each other? Mr. Hao, please state what you think?"
"Um, Xiahou, let's wait a little bit beforehand. Fei'er, the master can see your thoughts, but if you like it, you like it, and you love it. You are still a child, so it's a bit too early to talk about these things. I know you Since I was a child, I have only been suffering. When I appeared in your world, you regarded me as the only pillar. Hey, reflect on yourself, do you treat me more as a father or as a master? Your feelings for the master Master can understand, but don’t raise this kind of family affection to a higher level, when you grow up, you will naturally understand what love between a man and a woman is—also, read less romance novels!” After finishing speaking, Hao Yun gently Knock it on the head of little Lolita, stop being naughty, and apologize to Auntie Xiahou first, she didn't want to rob Master from you at all.
Little loli Li Yunfei timidly lowered her head and said to Xiahou Yongyue: "Aunt Xiahou. I'm sorry. I shouldn't target you"
Xiahou Yongyue smiled and said: "It's my sister who is sorry for you. Although Hao Yun doesn't mention my affairs with him, I will treat you like a daughter!"
Hao Yun waved his hands and said, "Let's go home and play these family ethics dramas again! Go shopping first! You two can buy whatever you like. I'm just a movable bank card now. Don't save me money. I'm poor and only have money left." !"
After the previous suspicions were resolved, the relationship between the two women, one big and one small, turned from cold to hot, and the two of them directly turned into a mother and daughter and began to enter the buying, buying, buying mode.
Nice clothes?purchase!
Beautiful shoes?purchase!
Beautiful headgear?purchase!
Pretty dress?purchase!
Beautiful cosmetics?Get out!Children are not allowed to use cosmetics!Hao Yun snatched little Lolita off the cosmetics counter.
"Master! I want to buy lipstick! I want to leave lip marks on Master's face too! Ahhh! Don't!" Little Lolita has become much more cheerful since she was able to leave. His temperament also began to develop in the direction of a bear child.
This trend makes Hao Yun both gratified and depressed. He thinks it's better for Lori to stay away, because it's too noisy if she gets close!
such as:
Li Yunfei asked energetically, "Master, Master! How about this dress?"
Hao Yun replied weakly: "It looks good. Waiter, wrap up and swipe the card."
Li Yunfei continued to ask energetically, "Master! How about these panties?"
Hao Yun continued to reply feebly: "Cute. Waiter, wrap up and swipe your card."
"Master Master!"
"Pack up the card."
This kind of dialogue has been repeated countless times. Hao Yun felt that his head was going to explode, but Li Yunfei still enjoyed it.Sometimes Hao Yun wanted to call Xiahou Yongyue to save the scene, but at this time Xiahou Yongyue was obviously on the side with Li Yunfei.
Hao Yun can finally understand why so many men hate shopping with women so much!tired?How can a man say he is tired?Hao Yun can hold on even if he travels thousands of miles!The key is annoying!God bother!
The exhausted Hao Yun was limp and twitching on the sofa like a salted fish, and Li Yunfei asked Xiahou Yongyue full of energy, "What's wrong, Master?"
"Goat epilepsy is crazy! Leave him alone! The clothes in that store are very beautiful! Let's go!" Xiahou Yongyue took Li Yunfei to continue shopping in a very unkind manner.
The grief and indignation in Hao Yun's heart!It's understandable that little Li Yunfei is happy when she sees the world for the first time without going shopping, Xiahou Yongyue, why are you joining in the fun?Do you understand the truth that people cannot be broken down?
At this time, Hao Yun's mother called: "Son! What are you doing?"
Hao Yun asked with a confused face: "What's the matter, mother? What advice do you have?"
"What advice do you have? Do you have something to hide from me?" Mother Hao asked angrily.
"Things? What are you referring to?" Hao Yun's brain's reaction power has dropped to the limit now.
"You know it!" Mother Hao sneered.
"Uh, is it because I earned [-] million yuan that I didn't honor you? You can't be so narrow-minded, can you?" Hao Yun asked timidly. [-] million is indeed a large number, and it's really too much not to tell my mother.
"What [-] million? Where did you get [-] million?" Hao's mother said in a circle: "I want to ask if you have a child?"
"Pfft!" Hao Yun spit up against his throat, directly into his throat: "cough cough cough! What are you talking about? I'm only 23, where did the child come from? Where did the child come from?"
"Son, you must not hide this kind of thing from Mom! Our family is not a wealthy family, and there are not so many rules. You don't have to hide it from me when you have a child outside! Our mother and son are of one heart Don’t worry, Lao Hao dares to say that you didn’t say I’m going to tear him down immediately! The child is innocent, and this age needs the care of parents and grandparents.” Hao’s mother babbled for a long time and finally let Hao Yun grasp the key to the problem --child!
"My dear mother! Where did you hear this news? I will definitely make those who make up lies disappear from the world!" Hao Yun said with a livid face.
What kind of enemy is so vicious?He actually discredited his own style of life!Although I had a romantic history of wagging tails before college, but at that time his protective measures were perfect, right?Only by committing crimes under the umbrella can there be long-term peace and order, okay?
"Do you still use someone else to pass it on? The bank bills are all sent to me! Do you want me to read it to you? Yakadi princess dress, Ralph Lauren children's denim suit, banana casual children's clothing, and other bits and pieces Did I say? Don’t you bastard know that your bank card is my sub-card? The text messages from the bank are about to blow up my inbox! Brat, hurry up and bring my granddaughter back, or I’ll be spared I can't leave you!" Hao's mother directly issued an ultimatum, and then immediately hung up Hao Yun's phone, leaving him alone in the wind.
so tired!Mom's brain hole can no longer be blocked!God!This is a misunderstanding!This is a big misunderstanding!But mom doesn't believe in explanations!
Hao Yun slapped himself hard!It's all because my life was so confusing back then, my mother has no confidence in me anymore!It's your fault, it's your fault!
Finally, Hao Yun waved to Li Yunfei feebly: "Dear apprentice, your grandma wants to see you"
What the hell, Hao Yun doesn't want to explain anything anymore!A fierce life needs no explanation!Let the storm come harder!
(End of this chapter)
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