Almighty Principal System

Chapter 3 A System That Knows Cursing
"Old Hao! Where's your son? How did you promise me? Talk to me!" Hao's mother looked down at Comrade Hao Han who was kneeling on the keyboard of the cherry shaft and scolded. When she returned home, she found that her precious son was gone. Her anger directly ignited her reason, Hao Han, who saw that the situation was not good, quickly took out the mechanical keyboard from the closet and knelt down obediently.

The sky is big and the earth is big, and his wife is the biggest. Comrade Hao Han has never been in a hurry with his wife for so many years. Comrade Hao, who belongs to the tracheitis family, is definitely a model here. The management is so big and there are no problems, it is definitely a model of a good father!
However, it is better to solve the problem of the wife's anger early, otherwise it will not be a problem of kneeling on the keyboard.Comrade Lao Hao is absolutely reluctant to part with his daughter-in-law who is as beautiful as a flower. He has won his daughter-in-law from thousands of troops. If you want to ask Lao Hao the greatest luck in his life, he is definitely married to a good wife in his life.

"Honey, you can't blame me! Who knows that this brat has the same temper as his father and me, and his stubbornness is simply hateful. Don't worry, my son should go out and make a living at this age. I tell him He has done second-class merit at such a young age!" Old Hao flattered, and Hao Yun swore he had never seen such an old man in his life.

"Don't blame you. Who do you blame? Has the son grown up so much except to go to school and leave home? Don't think that anyone can be thrown into the mountains like you and become a monkey! Let me tell you, the son is fine. I'm asking you!" Mother Hao gave Old Hao a charming look and said angrily.

Seeing that his wife was getting angry, Lao Hao stood up from the keyboard in a mean way. He wrapped his arms around his wife's waist and said softly: "Honey, don't you feel relieved when I do things? I promise you my son There will be absolutely no problems! My son is finally gone, can we hehehe at night?"

"You are an old and disrespectful thing! You think about it all day long! I said, why do you do everything you can to run your son out, and you are right here!" Mother Hao slapped Comrade Hao Han away. The hands on his body were making mischief, and he said angrily.

Hao Han said sternly: "Confucius said, food and sex! That kid has delayed my happy life. Am I wrong? At worst, I won't bother him after he gets married!"

"You old man! In order to punish you for losing your son, you sleep in the living room this week, don't touch a finger of mine!" After Hao's mother pushed Lao Hao out of the bedroom, she resolutely made the bedroom door cumbersome as a warning to everyone else. , the helpless old Comrade Hao could only sit in the study resentfully and silently recite the Diamond Sutra to calm down-
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Hao Yun's bedroom.
"Hiss. It hurts. Oh Yo." Hao Yun, who was struck by lightning, slowly regained consciousness. He seemed to be able to smell the fragrance of barbecue in the air, which seemed to be full of past. The ozone ions after electrification are very strange.

what happened?I was struck by lightning?I didn't do anything bad either!Is it a crime to kill someone in a game?Amitabha, Infinite Heavenly Venerable, God bless, it seems that I should have a little faith, life without the protection of gods is so fragile, buddy, if you survive a catastrophe, you will have a future blessing, and you have to be a cardinal or an archbishop if you want to join the religion The level of the Golden Arhat and the Great Arhat, right?
Hao Yun, who was full of weird thoughts, slowly got up from the computer chair. When he lowered his head, he saw his scorched and multi-layered belly. It still had the same texture, but the color was a little worse.

Hao Yun decided to take a bath to get rid of the bad luck, and clean off the dead skin on his body by the way. He felt that it was God's blessing that he was not injured by the electric shock this time. Definitely one of the lucky ones in a million!

After taking a bath, Hao Yun sadly found that he seemed to be more white and tender after the dead skin had faded away. The skin that had been struck by lightning seemed to have a texture of white marble. He had changed from an ordinary white fat man to a jade white one. fat man.If he rushed to sit on the altar in the temple, he would definitely be worshiped by the believers as a Maitreya Buddha-his hair has turned into fly ash and flowed away with the water!

"I love to take a bath and I'm in good health." Hao Yun stood under the shower head, humming a song with a toothbrush in his mouth, and shook the bird shamelessly. Suddenly, he heard a voice full of post-modern atmosphere and mechanical texture, who could not distinguish between men and women. the sound of:

"Welcome to the Hyperdimension Company Almighty Principal System This system is designed to train qualified principal test users.
Name: Hao Yun.
Carbon-Based Life Qualified
Sex: Male
Hobbies: female
Educational background: Temporarily qualified as a teacher-training undergraduate
Attributes: strength - slag (to say you have no power to restrain a chicken is an insult to the chicken); agility - scum (you are not worthy of talking about agility if you are panting after running ten meters); intelligence - slag (with your strength Compared with agility, your intelligence is not so obvious, at least you are not a fool); physical strength - scum (if this continues, you are finished!)

Possess skills:
1. Primary bicycle driving skills;
Evaluation: You can only guarantee not to wrestle, scumbag!

2. Home cooking;

Evaluation: It can be eaten temporarily, the taste is not guaranteed, and the nutrition is not rich.Congratulations, you have broken away from the life of only making instant noodles and cooking eight-treasure porridge!

3. Advanced gaming skills;
Evaluation: If you work harder, there will definitely be a place for you in WCG.But as a principal, playing the game so smoothly is definitely a model of not doing business properly!Negative Ratings!

4. Primary speech;

Evaluation: You are definitely the most hated principal by the students. Your speech is stinky and long. I suggest you not to speak at the school assembly!Spicy chicken!
5. Basic writing;

Evaluation: Pu Jiezi, writing is not suitable for you, even if you work hard for 100 years, you will not be able to become an existence like the third young master of the Tang family and Tiancan Tudou!Give up, scumbag, becoming a great principal is your ultimate destination! "

"Mission system, open!"

"Point system, start!"

"Mercenary system, open!"

"Famous teacher system, open!"

"Lottery system, start!"

"Store system, open!"

"Secret system, open!"

"Reputation system, open!"

"Favourability system, open!"

"Other functions are for users to explore by themselves. All problems are handled according to the mood of the system. The final interpretation right of this system belongs to Chaos Time and Space Company.

Hao Yun was startled by the voice next to his ear: "Fairy? Monster? Hey! I am the successor of socialism. It is impossible for ghosts and snakes to get close to me! The evil spirits are gone, hallelujah, hurry up! Like a law!"

"Users are requested to maintain the most basic respect for this system. This system regrets your wording—let me introduce myself. This system is the latest intelligent assistance system produced by Chaos Time and Space Company. It is worth more than 1000 star coins!" The system said to Hao The stylized way.

Hao Yun froze for a moment: "Star coins? What the hell? Science fiction?"

"Correct me, star coin is the highest level currency in the universe, and the value of one star coin is comparable to an administrative star suitable for human habitation," the system explained solemnly.

"May I take the liberty to ask, what era are you a product of? Are you from ancient times or the future?" Hao Yun's receptivity is not generally strong. For him who has been baptized by online novels, the arrival of the system is not a big deal. unacceptable thing.

"Ancient? The future? The timeline is blurred, and this system needs to carry out information connection retrieval! Connecting to the undiscovered intelligent center. Fuck! Ultra-ancient supercomputer? First-generation server? My God! This system has passed through! Ah! Go west!"

This time, the system that was found to be wrong immediately scolded the street, and Hao Yun, who was watching from the sidelines, was also surrounded. The system that can scold the street is so weird!
(End of this chapter)