Ninjas should be dressed in meat

Chapter 50 Want My Treasure?
To persuade a group of rotten scumbags to become love messengers who protect the peace of the ninja world, even if Shisui Uchiha comes over, he has to weigh himself, let alone Yahiko's mere mouth.

The more adult you are, the more knowledgeable you are, the less likely you are to be fooled, there is no benefit to it, and even fools are unwilling to do it for the sake of an illusory peace.

While Yahiko felt frustrated, Shiraki also felt a deep sense of powerlessness for this task.

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"Or... just forget it like this, we will leave after we find Kakuto, the ninja world is so big, there are always people who yearn for peace." Yahiko sighed.

"You can't give up! This is just a little setback, how can you surrender and admit defeat, you have to stand up like your hair!" Bai Mu was still reluctant to part with the task of 100 gold coins alone.

"...Does Shiraki-kun have any good ideas?" Yahiko was still not cheered up.

"If you want to integrate into a group of bastards, you have to turn yourself into a bastard, so as to gain their approval, and then discuss common ideals." Shiraki gave Yahiko a positive look.

"You also know how to speak?" Yahiko questioned.

"No one knows speeches better than me." Bai Mu looked confident.

"...How about you demonstrate it?" Yahiko looked at Shiraki with unreliable eyes.

"Okay, let me show you what a real fool is!" Bai Mu stood up.

The Fat Dog Bar is still the same Fat Dog Bar, and the atmosphere has not been weakened because of a fight. Fighting here is as common as eating. Beating people and being beaten have become a habit. Refilling the wine is another happy day. Night.

At this time, there was a thin and small guy on the stage, who was dancing and talking about some jokes. Shiraki, who was used to seeing big scenes, felt empty and boring when he heard it.

Bai Mu jumped onto the stage and squeezed him off: "Stop, stop, how many times have you told this joke? Can't you come up with something new?"

"It's the kid who can beat him just now."

"It's a black hand."

"What is he doing here?"

The tavern fell silent, a group of people were whispering, looking at Bai Mu, not knowing what to tell.

"tonight……"

"All the consumption in the venue... will be paid for by Mr. Bai!!!"

Roar!
The atmosphere of the audience was ignited, there were low growls and warm applause, and Bai Mu instantly became the focus.

The vats of bad wine were moved to the hall, and everyone raised their glasses to pay tribute to Shiraki.

These bastards are always the most realistic people. If you want to recruit them, it is useless to draw a meat pie. Only when the meat is really eaten in your mouth will they settle down and listen to your ideals. .

three glasses of wine
"Be quiet!" Shiraki knocked hard on the barrel beside him.

Everyone quieted down and looked at Bai Mu.

"Is it about to start? What method will he use to convince them?" Yahiko also listened and studied with eager attitude.

"Bai Gongzi, do you want to tell dirty jokes?" Someone below booed.

"Ahem...today, let's not talk about dirty jokes..." Bai Mu coughed twice, really wanting him to tell a little joke from a dirty soul polluted by other worlds. Novelists, they may starve to death.

You must know that Tsunade has always been a model worker in the fandom.

However, Shiraki has always been very gentlemanly, and it is a bit inconvenient to have a lady here today.

"Then what do you want to talk about?" Someone cheered.

"Have you heard the story of pirates and treasures?" Bai Mu smiled mysteriously. A mysterious legend is always more attractive than an empty declaration.

"Fifteen people are picking at the dead man's box, yo ha ha, a bottle of rum, come and taste it!
The rest fell prey to wine and the devil, yo huh, a bottle of rum, come and taste!
Fifteen men vying for the dead man's box,
Yo ha ha, a bottle of rum, come and taste it!
The rest were killed by wine and the devil,
Yo ha ha, a bottle of rum, come and taste it!
75 people went out to sea with the boat,
Only one came back alive.

Fifteen men on the dead man's chest——

Yo-ho-ho, another big bottle of rum!

Drunkenness and demons killed the rest—

Yo-ho-ho, another big bottle of his rum! "

Shiraki's story begins with a pirate song, with sinful and bloody lyrics that resonate with the villains, and a catchy melody that's easy to hum along to.

The atmosphere was ignited again.

seven days...

For seven days, Shiraki would start his story session every night at the Fat Dog Bar.

The melodious pirate song rippling in the night sky of Wushen Town every night is like a resounding bugle, attracting all the bastards to the Fat Dog Bar. It has never received so many guests, and it almost stomps on the dilapidated floor It's collapsed, and Fat Dog's wine cellar has already been emptied, and the current wine is bought from other taverns.

One Piece, Pirates of the Caribbean, Planck, the disaster of the ocean, and Treasure Island, were compiled into ninja stories one by one, and told from Shiraki's mouth.

A Fei changed a lot, Bai Mu turned into a pirate, and the mother and son cooperated tacitly, performing a passionate live-action stage play on the stage.

The wealth beyond rivals, the pirate spirit of rebellion, individuality, freedom, and bohemianity ignite the most primitive violence and chaos in people.

Even Akatsuki's trio was completely attracted by Shiraki's story, and Sanji was even once shaken by his dream.

"Does such a treasure really exist in this world?" Xiangji looked at Shiraki with burning eyes.

This was the question everyone wanted to ask, and the tavern was silent for a moment, only the sound of rough breathing could be heard.

"Yes, it just so happens that I know such a treasure, Uchiha Madara, have you ever heard of this name?" Shiraki stepped on the wine barrel, and a pair of tiger eyes scanned the mob in the audience.

"Oh! That horrible man..."

"Damn it, when this man was alive, no one dared to mention his name."

"My father said that before this person died, no one in the four major villages would dare to step into the Land of Fire."

"My grandfather told me a word: It's not terrible to be angry in Senju Zhuma, but to be afraid of Uchiha Madara's smile..."

Everyone weaves the power of Uchiha Madara with each other, even if he is dead, his name still shocks the ninja world.

"That's right, that terrifying man, the man who made the ninja world tremble, left behind his treasures, countless gold coins and jewels, powerful ninjutsu, and the secrets of the ninja world..."

"Do you want it?"

"Wealth, power, power, he put everything there..."

"If you want, come with me!"

"Let's go find that treasure together."

"Go, do what you want to do, break free from everything that binds you, and stride forward."

"A man should conquer the violent fate and explore everything mysterious and unknown! Instead of rotting in this tavern!"

"Spirit and blood, treasure and liberty."

"This is the romance that a man should have!"

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The audience was silent.

"The dog support...it's your turn." Bai Mu kicked Yuba.

"For treasure!"

"For spirits!"

"For women!"

With a bang, the atmosphere in the entire tavern exploded in an instant, and the blood that had been silent for a long time boiled in the man's veins. The peace of the ninja world was their business, and what they wanted was wealth!

"Your performance has attracted the attention of Planck, the disaster of the ocean, obtained Planck's approval, and acquired skills..."

"The system is disordered, and the power system does not match."

"Obtain the old version of the ocean's disaster skills"

"Boost morale"

"Boost the morale of the surrounding allies and greatly improve various attributes."

Shiraki secretly gave Yahiko a thumbs up, this is the real way to recruit people.

"The treasure you mentioned...I want [-]%."

A tall figure in a black cloak appeared silently at the door of the tavern, everyone's attention was on Bai Mu, and no one knew of his appearance.

"Corner... all...!!!!"

A shrill roar drowned out all the commotion.

boom! ! !
The entire tavern was knocked out with countless holes, and all the villains disappeared without a trace in the blink of an eye, leaving only the white wood messy in the wind.

　Thanks to Aglesi. Tail number 29592. Sand Sculpture Zhenjun, the rhubarb on the right hand side, the picky mouse bug for the reward.

　　
　
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