Ninjas should be dressed in meat

Chapter 289
After three months, the Mieba Expeditionary Army finally became more mature after a series of wonderful journeys, and came to the legendary Loulan Oasis.

"This... is Loulan?" The three of them looked up at the towering city wall, which was even more luxurious than Daming Mansion, the most prosperous city in the Kingdom of Fire.

"Is Dad imprisoned in this city?! I will definitely find him!" Naruto couldn't wait to rush in.

"Don't worry, change into these clothes." Itachi took out some clothes, which were made by imitating those Loulan merchants.

Now Loulan merchants are all over the ninja world. No one knows how they appeared or why they left. They are only in charge of trade and will not leak any information.

Everyone in the world thought they were a small commercial country in the desert.

But Itachi knew through the exchange of letters with Zhishui that these Loulan businessmen were actually sent out by Loulan to collect information, purchase materials, and recruit talents.

The three of them changed into traditional Loulan costumes full of exotic styles, and Itachi concentrated his mind to open a space tunnel leading to Loulan City, allowing the three of them to pass through.

His space ninjutsu comes from Shiraki's rough teaching. There is no technique, only the perception of space. After all, he developed it by himself, and it is not particularly smooth to use, so it is difficult to use it in actual combat.

……

Everything in the city completely horrified the three young people. This was a scene they had never seen before, as if they had come to the future world.

There are speeding cars everywhere, and the updated energy cars no longer need to be pulled by chakra wires, nor do they need any batteries. They only need a black stick to absorb the energy emitted by the sacred tree without limit.

It's a pity that the three of them didn't know what it was at all, so they could only stand on the side of the road blankly, not daring to move.

There are five sets of six-color billboards hanging on the tall buildings, which advertise the 68800 gift packages for this Spring Festival, how beautiful the fashions are inside, and how powerful the title is.

The three people who also saw this ad were stunned, what exactly was it talking about.

Itachi realized that he was worrying too much. The clothes of the people coming and going inside were no different from their usual ones, and they were even more trendy. There was no need for them to change into Loulan's traditional clothes.

People coming and going here, each holding a small square box, with subtitles and pictures constantly scrolling on the screen, Naruto looked at it, and it turned out to be something similar to an e-book.

"You don't have a mobile phone yourself!" The man was a little unhappy and hid his mobile phone and ran away.

"Hand chicken?" Naruto scratched his head.

"This city is more complicated than I imagined. I'm going to find my friend Zhishui. You two are here to familiarize yourself with the situation and take care of each other. Don't go too far. I will wait for you under the clock tower at night." Itachi entrusted the two teenagers, and then left in an instant.

"Sasuke! Let's go there to eat ramen! After a month of marching pills in the desert, I'm going crazy!" Naruto pointed to a ramen shop on the street.

"Idiots, we only have coins from the Land of Fire, how can we use them here!" Sasuke whispered.

"Ah... is that so? Then how can we get some money?" Naruto touched his reckless little head.

"Wait, I'll use an illusion to ask passers-by to borrow some money." Sasuke smiled evilly, and turned to a handsome monkey-faced man wearing sunglasses on the side of the road. Sangouyu's writing sharing eyes turned around, and an illusion hit him: "Hey, give me a hand." Some pocket money."

"Hey what, I'm not your father, why did you suddenly ask me for pocket money, oh... bad boy, want to rob, do you believe it or not, I will go to your Uchiha family's apartment to file a complaint!?" The handsome uncle was not affected at all. Under the influence of illusion, they received about eight hours of unlimited monthly reading every day, which forged their spirits to be extremely strong, and they were completely immune to ordinary illusions.

"Ah... uh... Uchiha apartment!" Sasuke was stunned, the meaning of this person's words was obviously that he knew about Sharingan, and he was going to be arrested to Uchiha apartment?
"Hehehehe..." Sasuke suddenly took out a handful of kunai, and laughed arrogantly: "Do you think I will be afraid? Hurry up and hand over the money obediently, otherwise..."

"Oh... I'll go. I never thought that people would blackmail me these days. Don't you watch my live broadcast? Does Loulan No. [-] Wuji know?" The handsome uncle took off his sunglasses and showed a handsome face.

"???" Naruto looked blank, not knowing what Sasuke was doing all of a sudden.

"Today, my uncle sees that you are still young, and I don't want you to fall into the hands of tax officials. Being imprisoned in the illusion space is fatal. I advise you to take care of yourself." The handsome uncle kicked Sasuke's Kunai away with a sharp kick , grabbed Sasuke's neck with his backhand, and dragged him to a place.

"Today, the uncle is tired and finished brushing, and he has nothing to do. I will send you back to Uchiha's apartment, and let your father educate you!"

Naruto was about to go up to save people, but Sasuke kept winking, hoping to be taken to the so-called Uchiha apartment to see if his father was there.

"Ah Da!" The so-called No. [-] Wuji instantly turned into a streamer of light, running between several buildings before disappearing.

The so-called No. 1 Martial Arts is not a false name, but a title similar to the godhead. In the fighting competition between dungeons and warriors held every year, the No.[-] winner of each profession will be strengthened by the sacred tree, turning his realistic The physical fitness is strengthened to be the same as the game.

If they lose in the second year, this ability will be taken away and a new No.1 will be given.

"Sarah is GAY!!" Naruto yelled and chased after him, but was forced back by the cars passing by on the road.

……

A row of civilian apartments in a slightly remote area of ​​Loulan City.

"Hey, hey... Uchiha Fugaku!"

Daiichi Wuji pinched Sasuke's collar like a chicken, and slammed on the door of the apartment until Fuyue opened the door with a blank face.

"You are the number one Wuji? I don't know why to visit?"

"Yes, there is a kid from your family who ran out to block the road and rob, do you know that!" The first Wuji pushed Sasuke up.

"Uh... no way? Our Uchiha clan doesn't have such a young child." Fuyue looked at Sasuke who lowered his head.

"What? He already opened Sharingan? Can there be fakes? Open another one and let's see." Daiichi Wuji pushed Sasuke.

Sasuke looked up at Fu Yue, and bit his lips tightly. Although he was much older, he was almost the same as the father in the photo.

Fu Yue was also stunned, and a feeling of blood connection welled up in his heart.

"I'm very sorry, I'm the one who can't discipline well. Thank you Mr. Daiichi Wuji for your mercy... I will discipline him well." Fu Yue bowed 90 degrees.

"Yeah, take your time to discipline, remember to go to the duel arena to cut two games at night...Mr. No. [-] Devil May Cry!" No. [-] Wuji waved his hand, turned and left.

……

Fu Yue looked at Sasuke's somewhat familiar side face, unable to say a word for a long time.

"That...is your name...Sasuke..." Fuyue said after a long time.

"..." Sasuke gritted his teeth and said nothing with resentment on his face. He thought his father was imprisoned in a dark dungeon, so he couldn't come back. Konoha also needs a luxurious apartment.

"Sasuke...Your mother and I discussed your name together. Are you from Konoha..." Fuyue wanted to hug Sasuke with trembling hands.

But Sasuke pushed it away resentfully, and said in a hateful tone, "What are you doing here all these years!"

"I...I can't leave..." Fuyue lowered his head and said in frustration.

"Why! You are obviously free! You still live in such a house!" Sasuke roared.

"I'm free...it's only in this city...my soul has been imprisoned in the sacred tree, those games are like octopus tentacles wrapping around me, sucking me dry Every penny I earn...my house is just a low-rent housing that I applied to the state..." Fuyue scratched his head in pain.

Why doesn't he want to go home, but every time he finds the game boring, a new version will be updated to attract him to continue playing...

"..." Sasuke looked at Fuyue's self-reproach, and felt a little understanding in his heart, but he slapped him with a slap: "This slap is what my mother asked me to give you."

……

Naruto was walking on the bustling street, Sasuke was kidnapped, and Itachi went to meet his so-called friend Shisui. He was the only one in the base camp of the evil emperor, so he was a little nervous.

His overly lively and active personality is destined to make him unable to study with peace of mind, so his cultural courses are very poor, and he can't remember any of the key points of stealth combat. He only remembers that Sasuke just explained that he can't use the currency of the country of fire.

This made him walk on the street full of delicious food, drooling greedily, but he didn't dare to stay at all, for fear that if someone found out his identity, it would hurt Itachi and Sasuke.

Just kept walking like this, looking for Sasuke and at the same time pinching the photo in his pocket, looking for his father until dusk fell.

Naruto suddenly found that he was lost. In the high-rise buildings full of reinforced concrete, the clock tower that was originally agreed could not be found at all.

"Bastard, I'm so hungry... If I were in Konoha, I would have a million ways to get food, but here, I don't dare... I'd better find a place to eat some marching pills..."

"It's so miserable, even if I go home and eat the chili and tomato soup made by my mother, it's better than eating this marching pill..."

Naruto walked towards the dark part of the city talking to himself, and came to an alley. He untied the seal scroll in his arms, and took out a can of marching pills. This thing is bitter and unpalatable, and the shelf life is twelve Yue, because the ninja world is peaceful now, he often eats expired products.

"Ah...how much would it be if I had a glass of Coke?" Naruto chewed the marching pill dryly, with a painful expression on his face.

"Coke... isn't there a self-service vending machine here?" A slightly tired voice came from the shadow beside the self-service vending machine.

There were piles of empty beer cans piled up there, and Naruto really didn't notice anyone sitting there.

Naruto walked over to take a look, he was a decadent alcoholic with long yellow hair, his head was lowered drunk, only the stubble on his chin could be seen, and he was holding a half bottle of beer in his hand.

He is the fallen Namikaze Minato, but Naruto couldn't recognize him.

"Uh...uncle alcoholic, why are you sitting here and not going home?" Naruto didn't want to be nosy at first, but looked at him with an inexplicable sense of intimacy.

"Home...I don't have a home..." The decadent yellow-haired alcoholic laughed at himself and shook his head.

"Nani... There are so many big houses in this city, but you don't even have a home! Are those buildings empty!" Naruto yelled in surprise.

"Oh, those... are just houses...not homes..." Namikaze Minato shook his head.

"It's not home... so uncle has no family?" Naruto seemed to understand.

"I used to have the best everything...but now I am not worthy of them..." The decadent Namikaze Minato drank the beer in his hand in one gulp, threw it on the ground, and raised his head reluctantly: "Little Brother, can you press the button of the next vending machine for me?"

"Uh...but I didn't bring any coins..." Naruto said in embarrassment.

"Heh... I just heard you talking, so I knew you should have just come to Loulan, right? The caravan brings back many clever orphans every year. The selected children, that's what they call you..." Namikaze Minato Even smiled contemptuously.

"Uh... that's right, I just came here for a few days, because the city is too big, I got lost..." Naruto rubbed his head and laughed.

"So... most of the drinks and drinks here are free, just click and it will come out, help me get a bottle of green packaged beer..."

"Oh! There is such a good thing!" Naruto said in surprise, he pressed a few times on the self-service machine, and sure enough, a bottle of beer fell directly, and he also pressed a bottle of Coke and drank it: "Oh... Sikuo One! It's still ice!"

"Heh, when I first came here, I was as surprised as you...but after you get used to it, you will find that this place is both heaven and hell..." Namikaze Minato laughed at himself.

"Uh... why do you say that?"

"Sinkers, as we call ourselves, with a high degree of welfare and automation, our lives are stress-free, and we are addicted to pleasure and virtual entertainment all day long and cannot extricate ourselves... We are sinkers." Namikaze Minato shook his head.

"Emm... I don't quite understand... isn't uncle very sober?" Naruto shook his head.

"Hehe, you'll understand if you stay for a while longer. By the way...do you have money? The currency of the Land of Fire is also fine." Namikaze Minato suddenly raised his head and smiled.

"Ah... there is a little..." Naruto pulled out a golden sun-shaped wallet in embarrassment.

"I'm too tired, little brother, can you buy me a bottle of Demon World Anti-Fatigue Potion...only 500 taels!" Namikaze Minato raised his tired eyes.

"Oh oh oh! Of course!" Although Naruto didn't know what the anti-fatigue potion was, he took out a 500 tael bill and handed it over.

Namikaze Minato accepted the banknotes with a smile, got up from the ground with difficulty, staggered to the road, waved his hand, and stopped a bus: "Thank you, little brother, a word of advice, please don't worry about it." Don't touch the sacred tree...it's a prison."

"Uh...uncle alcoholic, where are you going then?" Naruto shouted.

"Sacred tree!" Namikaze Minato waved his hand, his long hair was blown up by the wind, and a sunny smile appeared on his face full of stubble.

Naruto froze for a long time, until Namikaze Minato left by car, he suddenly took out the photos in his pocket, and carefully compared them for a long time...

"Was that just now... Dad?"

……

Although it was the time to meet Itachi, Naruto still didn't leave. He didn't understand why his father, whose smile could melt the cold winter, turned into such a decadent look?
A drunk and decadent uncle, asking a passing boy to borrow money to relieve his fatigue?The great image of his father in Naruto's heart was instantly shattered.

"No! I must wait here for him to come back, and I must ask clearly! I don't believe my father is such a person! Even if it is, I will take him back even if I break his limbs!" Ming People waited on the street with fists clenched.

It was the middle of the night, Namikaze Minato came back by bus, with his head bowed and his figure desolate and lonely, just about to grab a bottle of beer, but found that the yellow-haired boy was still standing there.

"Brother, are you lost?" Namikaze Minato had just walked over, and before he could finish speaking, Naruto's slap had already slapped him.

Namikaze Minato couldn't even react, and was slapped to the ground.

"This slap was given to you by my mother!!" Naruto gritted his teeth.

"What... what..." Minato Namikaze was stunned.

"This slap is from me, the drunkard father!" Naruto slapped him again.

"Old... Dad?"

"Bastard! Your name is Minakame Minato, right! Listen, I'm Naruto Uzumaki! I come from Konoha, the Land of Fire, and went on an expedition to Loulan, just to find my father!" Naruto yelled angrily. Namikaze Minato's collar roared.

"What did you say... Naruto??" Namikaze Minato's eyes were filled with fear, and his whole body trembled.

"That's right! I'm Uzumaki Naruto! My dad is Konoha's yellow flash! Why don't you hide, mom said you're the fastest man in the whole ninja world! Why don't you hide!" Naruto roared angrily, The Nine-Tails Chakra on his body overflowed.

"Hey... You got the wrong person... My name is not Namikaze Minato... My name is... Monsui Funa..." Namikaze Minato's eyes were filled with tears, and he turned his head away.

"Ah... ah?" Naruto was dumbfounded: "Did I call the wrong person?"

“啊啊啊啊啊！！！！对不起，对不起！！因为我从没有见过我老爸，所以光是靠照片认错了……对不起……”鸣人一个劲的鞠躬道歉。

"No...it's okay...I'm going home first..." Namikaze Minato was about to flee back home in a panic, he didn't have the face to face his child at all.

"Uncle...you are alright..." Naruto's EQ was still a bit slow, he looked at Namikaze Minato who was running away in a hurry, he just looked puzzled.

At this moment, Fuyue appeared by a very coincidence, hurried to this apartment area, looked at Namikaze Minato's back and shouted: "Minato!! Naruto and Sasuke are here, but your son is missing !"

Namikaze Minato's body froze, feeling the scorching chakra flame behind him.

"Bastard...how dare you lie to me..." Naruto was full of violence.

"Naruto, calm down, this is not a place to quarrel!" Sasuke instantly walked to Naruto's side and pressed his shoulder.

……

In Namikaze Minato's apartment, there are all kinds of wine bottles in a mess, and the dusty room, Naruto can barely sit on it after blowing it with the wind.

Namikaze Minato was like a child who did something wrong, sitting on the sofa dejectedly, waiting for his father... his son's reprimand.

"Can we talk now? What happened here? Why didn't you go home for so long!" Naruto asked, suppressing his anger.

"I'm already a perisher... I gave up everything in reality and fell into the world of the sacred tree... Naruto, you go back and tell Kushina... just say I'm dead... okay..." Bo Fengshui The door covered his face in pain.

"Impossible! Do you know how much my mother misses you and loves you! I grew up listening to your stories. You are the fastest man in the ninja world. You are like a superhero, always It is the goal of my cultivation!"

"My mother said that your name is Little Sun, and you are the most gentle husband, so I must become an excellent man like you!"

……

Naruto chattered about his experience with Kushina.

"Yellow flash...I'm not anymore...I'm just a waste who can shake his hands when he draws cards..." Namikaze Minato clutched his trembling hand in pain.

Fuyue shook his head, and helped Minato explain helplessly: "Minato actually saved enough money to redeem himself and leave, but... a new game happened to be released, and he was addicted to strengthening weapons and abyss... plus other games Draw heroes, buy skins...the money for redemption was invested in it all at once..."

"Unable to face the reality, he began to give up on himself. Later, in order to save money and get out-of-print skins, he found a greedy devil horn to make a deal, and pawned his own ninjutsu one by one through the golden rope..."

"The last time I was so anxious that I even took the Flying Thunder God Technique as a..."

"That's why Fei Lei Shen Takeaway also went out of business..."

"Minato has been in a slump since then, often addicted to illusions and unable to extricate himself... During the anti-addiction time, he drank alcohol to paralyze himself in reality, and even signed an immigration agreement and sold himself in Loulan, just to surf the Internet for free..."

Fu Yue shook his head.

"Then you won't do the same?" Sasuke looked at his father and frowned.

"No, no, no... Absolutely not. The water in the world of the Sacred Tree is too deep, and Minato is still young, so I can't grasp it. That's why this happened. I'm a mountain and I'm not afraid!" Fuyue quickly argued, if it wasn't for his ability to see the future Kaleidoscope, look at the results before drawing cards, otherwise the end is probably no better than Minato.

It's just that after the pupil power was used up, the eyes could only be given to Orochimaru, and then a new pair of eyes was transplanted.

"I'm no longer Minato Namikaze, I'm just a useless person now... I don't know any ninjutsu... My body is also hollowed out by alcohol and sex... You go back... Just treat me as dead..." Minato Namikaze He scratched his hair blankly.

"No! Don't you know my mother? Even if you are just an ordinary person, you will always be the little sun in her heart!! You will always be my father!"

"I don't want you to be a yellow flash, I just want to have a complete family like a normal person!"

"Come back with me!! Dad!"

Naruto's words seem to have magical powers, opening Namikaze Minato's heart.

"Okay! I'll go back with you..."

"Not yet." At this moment, Itachi walked in with a blind young man in a white robe: "What we want to save is not two people, but the whole country."

"People in this country have been fooled by the emperor's tricks. Only by destroying that sacred tree will everyone wake up from their sinking." Zhi Shui said indifferently.

"Nani!! Then the numbers I worked so hard to play are all gone!" Fuyue yelled in shock.

"I still have 10 Abyss cards left!" Namikaze Minato exclaimed.

"Huh?" Naruto and Sasuke gave a fierce look.

"...Okay, okay...Listen to you..." The sons of the two fathers were the same.

"Then... prepare to assassinate the emperor!"

(End of this chapter)