Ninjas should be dressed in meat

Chapter 270
Under Shiraki's gesture, Itachi and Zhishui spit out fireballs of the same size after forming seals at the same time, drying up a piece of lake water.

"No, No, No, if you use Hao Fireball like this, it won't burn people to death..." Bai Mu waved his fingers in disappointment.

"Ah...then how do I use it? That's how my father taught me." Itachi didn't understand, his father praised him as an outstanding Uchiha that had never been seen before, and Hao Huoqiu also vomited extremely standard.

"When did your father beat me? Because the skills he learned from his ancestors are already behind the times, who in the new era will still make seals?" Bai Mu shook his eyebrows and walked to the lake: "Come on Come on, step back, and be careful not to burn your black hair."

With his hands still in his pockets, he spat out a mouthful of blazing flames without warning. The "bellows flames" enough to melt gold and wrought iron directly boiled a large area of ​​the lake, and the lake sank visible to the naked eye.

Even though Bai Mu had removed the flames, the water on the lake was still burning, and all the fish and shrimp floated ashore with their white bellies swollen.

"See, this lake is too small, I can only use a little bit of power." Bai Mu shook his eyebrows proudly.

"Itachi, what's wrong with this ninjutsu!" Shisui was blind, he could only feel a threatening heat wave, but he couldn't see what happened.

"He has no seals at all... fire burns on water..." Itachi's small worldview suffered a dimensionality reduction blow.

Ninjutsu needs seals, water and fire cannot be mixed, this is everything in his philosophy.

"..." Zhishui was speechless, it seemed that he still had to learn a long way to get revenge.

"So, the first subject for you to become strong is Muji Ninjutsu!" Shiraki gave a thumbs up.

"What...is it necessary to reach this level in the first subject? Shouldn't it be done step by step, starting with physical throwing?" Zhishui was in a hurry. He had tried the practice of reducing the mark of Hao Huoqiu, and he knew that every mark lost , the difficulty of chakra control will increase by one point, and the danger of Muji will even cause people to explode and die.

"Tsk tsk tsk, geniuses have genius teaching methods, and mediocre people have mediocre teaching methods. If you want to start learning gymnastics throwing, I advise you to go back to school and do radio gymnastics slowly with your classmates." Bai Mubai He waved his hand and looked at Itachi again: "I want to see if you are as genius as your father said."

"...If father is really trapped in a different dimension, what level do I need to go in and save him?" Itachi looked at Shiraki with burning eyes, and saw his mother's sad expression every night, he really wanted to rescue his father immediately.

"How far do you think we are to the other side of the lake?" Bai Mu looked towards the lake with his hands behind his back.

Itachi probably made a guess with his eyes: "400 meters?"

In the next moment, Bai Mu's figure had disappeared, and he walked in the void and shuttled to the opposite bank, but he was still ten meters away from the shore. He stepped into the lake with one foot, looking a little embarrassed, and shuttled back after two seconds.

"It's 510 meters, what a fool." Shiraki patted Itachi's head, because the limit distance for void walking is 500 meters.

"That wasn't the instant body art just now, and the instant body art should have left a shadow!..." Itachi opened the double hook jade sharing eyes and observed very carefully.

Some time ago, the news of his father's disappearance came back. Seeing his mother shed tears, he also awakened Sharingan in pain.

"It's space movement. Who in the new era still uses their feet to walk? This is also the most basic element to step into a different dimension. Without space ability, you can't even enter the space. How can you save people?" Bai Mu said seriously.

"Since old... teacher can travel through space, and is father's best friend, will you save father?" Itachi looked at Bai Mu excitedly.

"Well, ahem...Of course, after this month of teaching, I will go to the desert to find them, but I'm not sure if I can come back alive, so this month, you have to learn as much as possible." Bai Mu embarrassed He coughed twice and said seriously.

"Only one month? I will try my best!" Itachi nodded vigorously.

"Itachi, don't believe this devil's rhetoric..." Zhishui really wanted to tell Itachi, but he couldn't say it.

"From now on, you can stop other training and concentrate on practicing Muji Ninjutsu. Starting from water dragon bombs, compressing from 44 seals to 0 seals is considered a success." Naturally, it is impossible for Shiraki to let Itachi practice directly. Muji, that's too dangerous and must be done step by step.

"Do you even want to stop practicing shuriken?" Itachi asked in a low voice. Sharingan and practicing shuriken are the training tasks left by his father before he left. He doesn't want to just give up .

"Hey...you still don't understand, you are attacking the opposite target with your shuriken now." Shiraki shook his head.

Itachi calmed down, grabbed the shuriken beside him, and made sure to show the teacher how hard he was trying.

clang clang clang...

tuk tuk tuk tuk...

After the ten shurikens collided and refracted each other in the air, they were firmly fixed on the target on a row of trees tens of meters away, and even the one behind the tree did not fall.

"How?!" After showing his hand, Itachi looked at Bai Mu excitedly, hoping to be praised. If his father said it, he would definitely praise him as a genius.

With neither joy nor sadness on his face, Shiraki took out a lollipop from his bag and stuffed it into his mouth: "How long have you been using it? Open your Sharingan and see, what do ninjas in the new era start to use?" Weapons."

There was a dark green space crack around him, and he stretched his hand in to grab it. There was a clicking sound of assembly, and it was the head of Nagato who was assembling Jurodao.

Three seconds later, Shiraki's right hand was withdrawn from the space, and it had turned into a six-barreled Gatling machine gun of Shura Dao. Under Nagato's long light red hair, a pair of reincarnation eyes stared forward, with his mouth wide open. Six guns were one meter long. The gun barrel protruded from the hideous mouth.

"It's clear, the teacher is using an ordinary ninja tool."

"Ah da da da da..."

The Gatling in Shiraki's hand began to spin extremely fast, and the bullets poured out of the gun barrel like a metal storm. Even the Sharingan could hardly catch the speed of the bullets, and fell into the dense forest in an instant.

The powerful recoil of the gun made the muscles on Shiraki's face tremble.

The bullet storm is like an invisible saw blade, cutting back and forth in the dense forest. In an instant, sawdust is flying, and the small forest in front of me is disappearing into fly ash visible to the naked eye...

Ten seconds later...

"Three thousand and six hundred rotations per breath, Purdue is merciful to the world." Bai Mu put away Gatling and licked the lollipop.

Jing Yin stared blankly at the front, his legs were weak, and he fell to the ground all of a sudden. What kind of human weapon is this, and it has such power.

"Itachi, what's wrong?!" Zhishui asked anxiously listening to the voice.

"The woods... are all reduced to sawdust!" Itachi looked at the disappearing grove, the ground was covered with a thick layer of yellow wood powder.

"..." Zhishui opened his mouth half-open and didn't speak for a long time.

"Outside... is it really so scary?" Itachi was dumbfounded.

"It's much more terrifying than this, so you have to practice your skills well?" Bai Mu touched Itachi's head.

"Okay..." Itachi threw away the shuriken, and now he is practicing hammer throwing, even if he has six more hands, he can't throw this ordinary ninja weapon.

Itachi started to practice compressed yin-style from water dragon bullets, and Shisui wanted to join, but then Shiraki patted his head, no matter how good you are at learning ninjutsu, where are you going to spit?
So Bai Mu began to teach the blind monk Zhishui how to fight, using sound waves to locate the enemy. Although he was only a half-baked guy, there was no problem in guiding him to get started.

Gradually, Shiraki didn't have the heart to stare at them all the time. He was a strong man, but he was not a good teacher, just like O'Neill could push people away with one ass, but he couldn't teach people how to teach him when he was asked to be a coach. play basketball.

"Practice first, I will come to check the results in a few days, and then I will teach you new things." Bai Mu yawned and left impatiently.

Shizune also quickly followed: "Master Tsunade will not let you leave the Uchiha clan."

"I invite you to dinner, barbecue! One bite, the kind that oozes oil!" Shiraki shook his eyebrows viciously.

"Ok!"

……

Shiraki really took Shizune to Akimichi's barbecue restaurant. Poor kid, he has never eaten decent food a few times with Tsunade, a gambler. He gnawed desperately on the barbecue, the table was already full of empty plates, and even Boss Qiu Dao felt ashamed and wiped his sweat.

If it wasn't for the early end of the big stomach king competition, Shiraki might be even more stressed.

"Eat slowly, don't worry, just eat enough." Bai Mu propped his chin up, admiring the beauty's eating with a smile, as long as she is a beauty, even if she overeats so much, it is so pleasing to the eye.

Suddenly Jing Yin's body froze, wiped the sauce from his mouth, looked up into Bai Mu's eyes, and said a little embarrassedly: "Well...can you settle the bill first?"

"Oh? Why are you afraid that I don't have money to pay the bill?" Bai Mu smiled.

"No... Tsunade-sama would often take me to a big meal, and then go to gamble alone, leaving me alone to wash the dishes, my hands are wrinkled..." Shizune burst into tears.

"Oh... this is too much! Don't worry, my gentlemanly demeanor does not allow me to do such a thing." Bai Mu snapped his fingers and called the boss, and the 1000 million gold ticket was slapped on the table.

"From now on, when this young lady comes over for dinner, I will only deduct from this. It should be enough for a lifetime, right?"

The owner of Qiudao Barbecue was stunned, his fat face was shaking up and down: "Enough, enough, enough to buy my shop."

Jing Yin was moved to tears. After more than ten years of poverty, did she finally meet the noble man?
"You eat first, I'll go out for a while." Bai Mu got up and prepared to leave.

"No... no, Tsunade-sama wants me to follow you all the time!" After eating, he couldn't break his mouth, Shizune wiped his mouth, and quickly got up to follow.

"OK then……"

……

The Konoha Orphanage is in the most remote corner of the village. At 7 o'clock in the evening, the sky is already dark. At this moment, the candles in the auditorium are brightly lit, and they are praying before dinner, thanking the goddess of mercy for giving them food and peace.

Everything in the orphanage is done by the children themselves, picking vegetables, washing vegetables and cooking, in order to cultivate their ability to survive independently in the future, so delaying eating until this point can also make hungry children feel the preciousness of food more .

"Orphanage...why come here?" Jing Yin looked at the tidy yard, a little confused.

"You think I'm talking about looking for a wife just for fun?" Without knocking on the Baimu door, he jumped into the orphanage holding Jing Yin's hand, as casually as if returning to his own home.

He was not interested in meeting a group of kids, but went directly to the dean's bedroom and walked in. Looking at the unusually clean room, he looked through things curiously.

"Hey...it's impolite to flip through other people's things!" Jing Yin said quickly.

"What do you call someone else... Her things are mine." Bai Mu casually opened a few drawers, knocked on the dark partition on the floor, and pulled out a few pieces of paper, as skillfully as if he was catching the husband of Lao Wang's hiding place .

"Sure enough... still writing the manuscript!" Shiraki flicked the manuscript, which was the manuscript that was going to be submitted tomorrow:

#志村danzo ordered the power company to discharge biochemical sewage into the lake, resulting in rampant corpses#
It seems that Nonoyu is also unwilling to see Shimura Danzo as Hokage, and is sparing no effort to blackmail him.

Suddenly, Nonaiyu, who was hosting the dinner in the auditorium, felt that the seal set in his room had been moved, and immediately ran to the bedroom in a hurry. He must not let anyone discover the secret hidden by his black group, otherwise the entire orphanage would be destroyed. It's all bad luck.

He rushed to the dean's bedroom in a hurry, only to find that the door of his room was still tightly closed, and the seal on the door was completely untouched, so who entered his room?
Bang...the door opened.

It was that familiar face, still smiling so meanly...

How many times have I dreamed of it after returning to the village?

That sentence, "If you are not happy, I will take you away even if I punch through Konoha." How many times it became the tenderness in her heart.

"It's you..." No Naiyu bit his lip, holding back his tears.

She thought Bai Mu would say, "Yes, I'm here", "I'm here to pick you up", but she didn't expect...

"Oh! Knowing that I'm coming, did you change into a uniform on purpose? It's my favorite uniform for a pure nun!" Men's favorite things to do are blasphemy and washing dirty things, Shiraki immediately became excited up.

"Oh no, Goddess, please forgive his lust..." Nonoyu blushed angrily, and quickly stroked his chest to confess to the Goddess.

The beliefs in the ninja world are very chaotic. There are monks in the temple of fire, witches, evil gods, goddesses of Uno, ninja sects, and a lot of gods. I don't know where she learned her beliefs.

"Goddess? Which goddess? Is she beautiful?" Bai Mu shook his eyebrows.

"Please don't say any more..." No Naoyu was so angry that he was almost out of breath.

"Hey, what kind of nun do you want to be here? Come with me. I haven't had a good night's sleep since I don't have anyone around to serve me." Bai Mu hammered his back.

"...Did you come to Konoha just to take me away?" Nonaiyu said in the smallest voice.

"Look, what a big face..." Bai Mu lightly pinched Nonaiyu's face, extremely arrogant: "Of course I just came here to eat, go shopping, pick you up and so on, of course it's just by the way..."

"I'm not leaving... It's fine here... Lord Danzo also allowed me to retire, I don't have to go on missions anymore, and the children still need to be taken care of... I'm fine here..." Nonaoyu squeezed the hem of his clothes, thinking Read a sentence silently: Except for the occasional miss of not-so-good adventures and unreliable teammates.

"Are you mainly concerned about those little kids? For example, this kid who eavesdropped?" Bai Mu reached out and grabbed the ear of a kid from outside the door: "Is that right, Iron Head?"

It was Dou, seeing Ye Naiyu rushing out in a panic, so Dou also followed immediately, wanting to see if there was anything he could do to help her.

"...Good old master." Dou was grinned by Bai Mu, and could only be bowed humbly, not understanding how he exposed himself.

"Your heartbeat is too loud, when will you learn to silence your heartbeat, or become a beautiful woman, then learn to eavesdrop on the master." Bai Mu hit the iron head of the pocket hard.

"..." Dou bared his teeth and covered his head, for fear that this head full of wisdom would be broken by that erotic master.

"I asked you to go to Orochimaru to learn something, what did you learn?" Shiraki looked at him with his arms folded.

Jing Yin simply took out a pen and paper and began to memorize, for fear of missing any important clues. This person is too scary, and he has already laid so many chess pieces in the village without showing his face.

Must be planning to usurp power!

Bai Mu leaned over to look at Jing Yinji's notes: "Changed to the stupid kid and the handsome big brother."

"Well, I learned a lot, thank you, master!" Dou Shi really thanked Shiraki for introducing him to Orochimaru. He studied hard, and Orochimaru also liked this diligent student very much. Many materials were directly shared without reservation. Show him, and say that after the war, he will teach him to do experiments, but it's a pity...he disappeared.

"Well, then I'll test you..." Bai Mu touched his chin and began to think about difficult problems.

"Well, the master is free to take the test!" Dou was very confident. This idiot-like master could not ask any high-quality questions.

"What's Orochimaru's last name?" Shiraki asked.

"..." Dou was stunned.

"You don't know your teacher's last name, do you?" Bai Mu exaggerated.

"Last name?" Dou tentatively asked.

"I sent you to Orochimaru to study, come back and tell me, Orochimaru's surname is Da?" Bai Mu tapped Dou's head again.

Grinning his teeth in pain, he felt that this guy was just looking for an excuse to hit him. For some reason, the two of them had disliked each other from the very first sight.

"Okay, okay... Dou is really working hard on learning, and he already knows more about medical ninjutsu than I do...Combined with Orochimaru's human body research, and recently proposed a plan to improve Zhangxianjutsu... ..." Ye Naiyu was eager to protect the cub, and put his pocket into his arms.

Shizune was taken aback, her fingers began to tremble, and she desperately wrote it down. Medical ninjutsu has always been an important hand for Konoha to surpass other ninja villages, and it has been able to maintain the veteran rate and ninja fighting spirit. In the hands of trustworthy people, it was unexpectedly stolen.

Write it down, write it all down! !

"Is that lady your new secretary? Why have you been memorizing things?" Only then did Nonaiyu notice the quiet girl behind Baimu, who had been writing.

"Oh, she is Tsunade's secretary, sent to monitor me, Tsunade is back to compete for Hokage, don't you know?" Shiraki blinked innocently.

"Nani!!!" Nonaiyu's hair was about to stand on end. She always thought that girl was Shiraki's new best friend, but she didn't expect that Tsunade sent her to monitor her.

Of course, she already knew about Tsunade’s return. When she was shopping for vegetables during the day, it was spread all over the street. She was very happy at the time. If Tsunade could win the election, Konoha would not have to accept the dark rule of Shimura Danzo. did not expect……

If Tsunade found out about the exchange between the two of them just now, I'm afraid that the charge of collaborating with the enemy will be settled...

This bastard...actually forced me to leave the village with such low-handed means...

Nonoyu trembled with anger.

Bai Mu smiled like a devil.

(End of this chapter)