Ninjas should be dressed in meat

Chapter 170 Card Playing Waste (Two in One)

The first day of the first month of the new calendar in Loulan
On the eve of the enthronement ceremony, a meeting that will affect the fate of the entire ninja world is being discussed intensely.

"The printing factory must start working as soon as possible, using the best materials and the best painters!" Shiraki ordered harshly.

"Your Majesty the Emperor... Now Loulan is full of waste, irrigation, infrastructure, schools and hospitals are all waiting for you to deal with, and the printing factory can only be delayed..." An Lushan suppressed his complaints, He wanted to do his best to atone for his crimes, but it was not easy to be a loyal minister. The emperor always liked flattering villains.

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, once the printing factory of Loulan legend starts, it will be a money printing machine. Others can be put aside, but this must be done first." Bai Mu waved his hand.

"His Majesty……"

"Can I call you His Majesty? Who is the emperor?!" Bai Mu was directly angry.

"Yes...! Your Majesty!" An Lushan took a deep breath. He was speechless to the foolish king who was playing with things and lost his mind. He could only persuade him in more professional terms:
"However, if Your Majesty must follow the requirements of the cards brought by Her Majesty the Princess from the future, acid-free paper, color-changing ink, top-notch painters, and stereotyped printing techniques, these are all things we don't have... and the gold cards even use gold leaf engraving techniques. , requires a lot of gold and equipment, and the golden legend has sealing and illusion productions, and there will be sound effects and phantoms when it appears..."

"Professional! Look, what is professional! This matter is left to you!" Bai Mu clapped his hands and applauded, very satisfied with An Lushan, a criminal.

"It's not printing money, asking for so much?" Markey frowned.

"Master Maji doesn't know that after the release of the legend of Loulan, piracy was once rampant, and the piracy factories were endless. Tens of millions of taels of rewards have been hung on the reward list of each ninja village all the year round, but they still can't stop the piracy. Breed."

"Later, in desperation, His Majesty the Emperor ordered to upgrade the quality of the card, using the most advanced materials and craftsmanship, and suppressed the pirated version." An Lushan shook his head helplessly.

"That's it...that's really a pity, how about this, you first find a way to get a few sets of closed beta collections, made of leather and poplar wood chips, let Xie copy and carve them by hand, and give him three days to make twenty sets .” Bai Mu thought of a moderate solution.

"...I'm afraid Lord Xie won't agree." An Lushan knew that Xie was busy transforming the puppet factory, so he didn't have time to play with you.

"If he doesn't agree, I'll beat him up again!" Bai Muhu's body shook, his arrogance leaked out.

"It is... my Emperor." An Lushan reluctantly agreed.

"By the way, how does our card bag prevent peeping? For example, the supercilious eyes of the Hyuga clan, if they see it, wouldn't all the cards in it be revealed?" Shiraki thought of a point.

"I know this. At the beginning, my dad tried to add various metal interlayers, such as lead and aluminum, to the card holder. But the cost went up, but the white eyes could still penetrate through it. Later, I didn't find out until after it was released to Konoha. This question is too much to worry about." Xianglin said.

"Oh, how do you say that?"

"In the beginning, some people in the Hyuga Clan cheated with blind eyes, but then something went wrong, all the card packs with good cards were bought by Hinata, and the remaining piles of garbage card packs, who would want to buy them, the store just didn't sell them For those of the Hyuga clan, if you want to buy it later, the store can only give it to you at random, and you can't choose which pack you want. In this way, the problem will be solved by Konoha himself." Xiang Rin smiled slightly.

"Oh, that's a good relationship!" Bai Mu rubbed his hands together: "Minister An Lushan, if you have nothing to do, step back first, Xianglin, let's cut another plate, this time I will choose Loulan!"

"Your Majesty...the enthronement ceremony is half an hour away, and you should also prepare for it." An Lushan was really anxious.

"It's okay, half an hour is enough to open a game." Bai Mu organized the deck with a hand of gold cards.

"You should prepare the enthronement declaration, right?"

"It's true that the emperor is not in a hurry, and the minister is in a hurry. I'll just make up the declaration after I come to power. Anyway, I often do it like this. Okay, that's it, let's start." Bai Mu flipped the Loulan queen card and placed it on the table.

That's right, Queen Sara is Loulan's famous card, and Baimu, as the desert emperor, is an eight-fee orange legendary card.

Each daimyo has [-] points of life, and the ninja on the field can attack the enemy daimyo or the enemy ninja, and the daimyo loses if his life is exhausted.

"LS Queen"

"Influence: Loulan"

"Life: 30 points"

"Leader Skill: Dragon Vein Sealing Technique, consumes two Chakra points, randomly seals the opponent's ninja for one round"

Because there are few ninjas exclusive to Loulan, and only neutral heroes can be used, generally speaking, this skill is still a bit strong.

"In that case, I'll choose Konoha!" Xianglin unceremoniously pulled out the Konoha deck.

"Fire Nation Daimyo"

"Life: 30 points"

"Leader Skill: Recruitment, consume 1 points of Chakra, recruit a trainee ninja with 1 blood and [-] attack"

Konoha is the skill that just restrains Sarah, and Konoha has the most card routines. It has a priest deck with Tsunade as the core, a summoning deck with Jiraiya as the core, and a fast attack style with Namikaze Minato as the core... …

It is the most popular force in the future.

……

Half an hour later, the game was coming to an end, and the two lords had only the last 5 points of blood left, and there were no more ninjas on Xianglin's side.

But Bai Mu has his natal card.

"Desert Emperor"

"Golden Legend"

"Consumption: 8 Chakra points"

"Attributes: Life 8, Attack 8"

"Nin Roar: Fill the field with sand soldiers with 1/1 attributes."

"Loulan, your emperor is back!"

"Your Majesty, the ceremony has already begun, and the people are already waiting. Please hurry up." An Lushan urged.

"Don't worry... I'm going to win soon." Bai Mu waved his hand.

"His Royal Highness Sara...how about you go and say a few words first?" An Lushan didn't dare to urge Bai Mu, so he could only turn to look at Queen Sara.

"Wait a minute... I'm almost out of blood, I want to see the end, I don't want to die." Sara is also completely addicted to this card game, not to mention that she is the protagonist.

"Hurry up, Xianglin. It's useless to dance to the master. If you lose, you lose. It's just a big turtle." Bai Mu twirled the brush in his hand and smiled meanly.

"His Majesty the Emperor..."

"It's annoying, the technique of shadow clone, No. [-], you go to the enthronement ceremony!" Shiraki made a seal and created a fantasy clone.

"Go away, go by yourself, I'll finish playing the cards for you." The shadow clone even started to compete with Bai Mu for the cards in his hand.

"His Royal Highness Princess Xianglin... you should quickly draw the card..." If An Lushan hadn't turned his body into a puppet, he would have died of a heart attack long ago.

"Heavenly spirits and earth spirits ~ God Kaguya shows his spirit ~ Give me a card that can reverse fate!" Xianglin danced with her arms and legs dancing.

Draw a card!

A golden light flashed through everyone's eyes.

"Hey!!! Golden Legend!"

"Root leader: Danzo Shimura"

"Faction: Konoha"

"Cost: 6 Chakras"

"Attribute: 2 points of attack, 15 points of health"

"Skill: Carrying darkness, all attacks on other units will be transferred to Danzo Shimura"

"Debut sound effect: I am the king of blame!!!"

"Skill sound effect: For Konoha, for Ninja World, let me bear all the pain..."

"Death sound effect: After all... I can't carry it..."

"Damn!!!" After Bai Mu let out an angry roar, he continued to sneer: "But it's okay, it's just lingering, and it still hasn't offset my killing line."

"Hmph, I didn't expect that, I still have a good card..." Xianglin also sneered with a card in his hand.

An Lushan also moved his head curiously.

"Interstitial cells"

"Item Card"

"Consumption: 4 Chakra points"

"Double the target ninja's HP"

"Oh, Xie Te, come and play No. [-], I'm enthroned." Bai Mu put the cards in Bai Mu No. [-]'s hand, and ran outside the palace.

"I'm going to be enthroned, I'm going to be enthroned!" No. [-] was not willing to accept this bad hand, and ran out after him.

……

Enthronement Ceremony of the Desert Emperor

Held on the urgently built altar in front of the sun disc, all Loulan civilians gathered into a sea of ​​people, looking at the ruler of their future destiny.

Perhaps because she had just been liberated from underground slavery, and she still had gratitude for freedom in her heart, Queen Sarah still maintained her original status, and there were almost no voices of opposition.

"I, Dawn of Loulan, those who follow me are also following their destiny. Those who are loyal to me will be rewarded, and I will lead Loulan to an eternal prosperity."

"My people, let us swear an oath in front of the sun disc, to be loyal to the emperor, to Loulan, to bury our enemies, and to restore the glory of Loulan!"

"Make Loulan great again!!!"

Bai Mu raised the golden spear high, and as soon as the "Boost Morale" was launched, the Loulan people in the audience immediately became the most enthusiastic supporters, as if if the emperor changed, they would rush in without hesitation. The Capitol smashed down all opponents.

"Loyal to the emperor! Loyal to Loulan!"

"Bury our enemies and restore the glory of Loulan!"

"Make Loulan great again!!!"

……

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The enthronement ceremony is over, and all the order in Loulan is being restored. The original Loulan ministers are all restored to their posts, each performing their duties.

Seeing these old men every day, it hurts to see Bai Mutou, can you let him finish playing the cards properly?I can only leave most of the things to Nonaiyu, let her help to deal with it, and concentrate on playing cards with Xianglin.

Finally, three days later, Xianglin's Sands of Time are about to be consumed, and she must go back to the future, otherwise she may be lost in time and space forever.

"Dad... I'm going back..." Xianglin looked at Bai Mu reluctantly.

"Silly girl, it's not about life and death. Maybe we will have a chance to meet again in the future. Come and hug me." Bai Mu opened his arms.

"Yeah!" Xianglin hugged warmly without hesitation.

Shiraki's hand was not honest at all, it slowly slid down and touched Xiang Rin's...

Ninja bag!
The set of golden cards is so attractive that even a dad can't help but want to steal his daughter's deck.

Xianglin didn't feel anything at all, and even sobbed emotionally.

The others saw it completely, and sighed while covering their foreheads.

"Go back, let me tell you a secret, go back and choke on me in the future." Bai Mu whispered in Xianglin's ear: "Actually, my full name is Bai Mu Lao Ba..."

"Who named it..." Xianglin blinked, hearing this secret for the first time.

"hooligan……"

The two hugged and separated, Bai Mu conveniently stuffed the stolen card pack into A Fei's mouth behind his back, and patted Xiang Rin's shoulder: "Go back, find a boyfriend early, he can't be much handsomer than me, don't look for him." The Uchiha people with Zuo in their names, remember to remember."

"You too, old single, hurry up and find me a stepmother, remember to be beautiful with big breasts." Xianglin patted Shiraki's shoulder indifferently, without even noticing that her card bag was stolen.

"Hey, I'm only 15 years old, and I still want to see more of this colorful world. Why are you so eager to find a wife? In the future, I will cry when I get old, and I will definitely find it in the future!" Bai Mu squeezed his eyes meaningfully.

"You are wrong, you have to do this as soon as possible, before your reputation stinks, what kind of tentacle madman, ninja old pervert, card-playing waste, women's big guy...everywhere you go, female mosquitoes You have to wear two more clothes." Xianglin shook her head and sighed.

"Nani!!..." Bai Mu was dumbfounded.

"Bye bye, remember to go back and hug the current me more." Xianglin waved her hand, and with a playful smile, she jumped into the dragon's veins and disappeared into a ray of light.

"You think I'm an old pervert?" Bai Mu turned to look at the girls.

"..." Everyone didn't speak, but Shiraki noticed that ninjas used to wear cool and cool ninja outfits in order to be flexible and breathable during battle, but now it seems... everyone's clothes have become longer.

Nonoyu even put on pants!

"If you don't like the master's lust for my concubine, use your tentacles to flog me~ah~~~" Only Bufeng posted it with a flushed face.

"Oh shit!"

Suddenly remembered something more important, Xianglin's card bag!

A full set of gold cards!Each card comes with sound effects and illusions!
Bai Mu excitedly opened the card case, the smile on his face gradually froze...

"Stealing Xianglin's little baby, dad is ashamed, a little bit..." There is still a grimace drawn by Xianglin on the back of a note.

"Ahhhhh, careless, bastard!!!"

Shiraki clutched his heart and wept bitterly.

……

Shiraki without playing cards is like a walking corpse without a soul, sitting in the window of the palace every day, watching the sun disc take off every day, and Kakudo, who is constantly being shot down, is like a husky in a cage Just as boring.

"This is the report on the grain inventory, and this is the population registration form..." No Naiyu was doing her Nth job as a personal secretary.

"Nano..." Bai Mu said blankly.

Nonai Yu hurriedly picked up the grapes on the side and handed them to Shiraki's mouth, like a sensible girl who knows how to change positions as soon as she slaps her buttocks, her proficiency makes people feel distressed.

"Not this." Bai Mu shook his head.

No Naoyu hurriedly massaged his shoulders.

"It's not this..." Bai Mu still shook his head.

"It's still daytime, so we need to warm the bed?" Nonaiyu was stunned.

"Let's go." Bai Mu looked at the birds flying freely in the sky, with a longing smile on the corner of his mouth.

"Beach volleyball? I'll call Sara right now." Nonaiyu understood.

"No, what I mean is... let's go back to the ninja world, I don't want to be a canary in a cage anymore, the eagle... it's time to take off." Bai Mu slowly got up.

"Ah? You've only been enthroned for five days, and you're leaving?" Nonaiyu was dumbfounded. He had never seen such an irresponsible shopkeeper before.

"That's right, I can't stay for a day, I don't want to die for a day, my whole body is itchy, pack up my things, and leave today."

"But... Loulan, are you really relieved? There is also Minister An Lushan, he is a criminal minister after all, although he is doing well now..." No Naiyu has done the paperwork for so many days, and has brought himself into it.

"Even if there is a rebellion, if I can defeat it once, I can defeat it a second time. After all, this is the ninja world that advocates power. Without power, any power is empty talk. What's more, there is a sun disc sitting here. I can fight at any time." I can see what's going on here."

The sun disc was like Shiraki's fourth eye, and he could connect with it whenever he wanted.

"Okay, I'll inform Master Maji and Master Ye Cang right now." Nonaiyu never persuaded Shiraki to make up his mind, and when he thought of returning to the Ninja World, he would have to face killing and conspiracy again, and he became upset for a while. heart.

Even if Bai Mu didn't say anything, Ma Ji and Ye Cang were about to leave Loulan and go back to the front line. On the contrary, it was Bai Mu who wanted to leave together, which surprised them very much.

This is a land emperor with high mountains and a long road, and almost no force would be willing to cross the endless desert of death to attack such an oasis, even if the oasis has become very fertile.

He is actually willing to give up being the emperor of Xiaoyao here, and run to that damn ninja quagmire?

Xie didn't say anything, and impatiently threw twenty copies of the cards that he had rushed to make overnight to Shiraki, and continued to repair the puppet of the third Kazekage.

As the first collected version of Loulan legend to appear in the ninja world, it is hand-carved and painted by the first puppet master and the first mechanism master in the ninja world. The card surface is portrayed with silver platinum as the base. The delicate fur of the flying squirrel fits well, and it feels very textured in the hand.

In the future, this out-of-print collection series will definitely sell for a sky-high price, but the people Bai Mu is willing to give away must be those big names.

Originally, Xie planned to use the skin of a 16-year-old girl as the back of the card, thinking that this kind of texture was the best, but was rejected by Bai Mulianye, he didn't want to be taken as a lunatic.

Speaking of An Lushan, after learning that Bai Mu was going to leave, he was surprised and didn't yell or scold him for playing with things and losing his mind. Instead, he seemed to be used to this kind of thing and thought that Bai Mu should be like this. Anyway, seeing this The emperor was just a bad thing, after he left, he was still out of sight.

The more troublesome thing is Jiaodu. He has been trying to steal the sun disc.

"I didn't expect the situation here, but it's not right. I didn't lie to you. The treasure is real. Let's go to Konoha and dig up Konoha's Uchiha treasure."

"Don't worry, you are my dear uncle, I will not lie to you."

"Master, I have woken up. I found that my wish in this life is to be quiet, look at the golden disc, and be a tower keeper." Jiaodu lay on the ground sprawled on the ground, looking up at the sun disc, as if The soul is hooked away by the sun disc.

"What nonsense are you talking about, a lot of money in the ninja world is waiting for you to earn, let's go!" Bai Mu ran away dragging his horns.

(End of this chapter)