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Chapter 586 Fuck Your Mother, Gentleman

Chapter 586 Fuck Your Mother, Gentleman
Several British military officers looked at each other, and the heart that was hanging in the air fell down.

This is right, this is in line with the consistent personality of our battalion commander.

After all, fighting such a bad fight in a foreign land is not very exciting.

These English gentlemen may have forgotten what they have done on other continents, and how their manors in England came to be.

However, it was obvious that their mood suddenly became more relaxed and happy at the moment, and they began to discuss the treatment they asked for after surrendering.

"I think they should treat us like gentlemen. In addition to disarming, they should at least have a dry and warm place to live, clean clothes, and delicious meals."

"In addition, our wounded should also receive reasonable treatment and good placement."

"Yes, I think we should also be treated as officers."

Several people chattered and discussed with great interest, completely ignoring that the two sides were still at war.

After the discussion was over, Battalion Commander Hunt found a soldier.

"John, you can speak Zhongzhou dialect. I now appoint you as my plenipotentiary to negotiate with our enemies about the truce. Listen, this is our condition."

Commander Hunter told John the result of their discussion.

Hearing that he was about to surrender, Soldier John also heaved a sigh of relief, nodded and said, "Sir, I am honored to undertake this glorious task, and I will definitely bring you good news."

Hunt nodded in satisfaction, patted John on the shoulder and praised: "You are a brave young man. This is a white flag. With it, our enemies will not shoot at you."

John solemnly took the white flag, saluted, turned and left.

"Captain, the gunshots from the British guys seem to be much less frequent. Could it be that they are out of ammunition?" Heizi asked in a low voice.

"It's unlikely. The battle just now wasn't that intense, and their ammunition wasn't consumed that fast. I don't know what these British guys are doing. Let the brothers keep their eyes open, and don't let the British guys fool you." Liang Liang Song thought for a while and said in a low voice.

Heizi nodded and was about to deliver the order, but was stopped by Liang Song.

"Wait. What's that?"

Behind a big tree not far away, some white things were shaking non-stop, and another person was shouting something, which seemed to be in Zhongzhou dialect, but his accent was very strange, and he couldn't make out what he was saying.

Heizi turned his head, looked at it and said, "Captain, that seems to be a white flag."

"White flag? Are the Brits going to surrender?" Liang Song asked suspiciously. He raised the binoculars on his chest and looked at it. It was indeed a white flag waving there.

Are the British really going to surrender?Liang Song couldn't believe it for a moment.

In his opinion, this battle has not been fought much yet, so why should this British guy surrender, this is unreasonable.

It never occurred to him that in the eyes of the British, all around them were enemies.

The British felt that they had reached the end of the road and only surrendered.

Liang Song thought for a while, and said to Heizi next to him, "Heizi, your ears are good, listen to what the British are shouting."

Heizi nodded, and swiftly rushed forward, shifting between several big trees like a spirit monkey, found a place where he could clearly hear the movement on the other side, and listened, pricking up his ears.

Soon, Heizi ran back and reported: "Captain, there is a guy among the British guys who can speak Zhongzhou dialect, with a strange accent. I listened to it for a long time, and it seemed that they were planning to surrender, so let's not open it." Gun, they sent people over to negotiate."

"Tell the British guy that it's okay to surrender, and it's easy to put down your weapons." Liang Song ordered.

Heizi ran over to speak to the British again.

"Order to stop shooting, brothers, but be careful and watch out for the tricks of the British guy." Liang Song said to the guard next to him in a deep voice.

Hearing that the British were going to surrender, the soldiers were surprised at first, and then they all thought that the British were about to play some trick again, and all of them held their guns tightly to show the British.

Half an hour later, Liang Song saw several British officers escorted by several soldiers.

The rank badges of the British are actually very similar to those of the National Defense Forces, so Liang Song saw the rank of major on the collar badge of the guy walking in the front at a glance.

"Captain, this is the commander of the British. It seems to be called Hunter or something." The leader of the escort was a squad leader of the National Defense Forces.

These people were several of Hunter's officers, and they were all tied up, so Hunter looked very angry.

He believes the Wehrmacht did not respect them enough and did not keep their word.They were willing to surrender because Liang Song agreed to all the conditions they put forward.

The first of which is not to abuse them and to maintain their dignity as gentlemen.

But he didn't expect that they were all tied up by the National Defense Forces as soon as they put down their weapons, so he was very angry.

It's a pity that Liang Song and the others couldn't understand what the other party was saying at all, and it was basically equivalent to birdsong when they stopped in their ears.

"What is this British guy talking about?" Liang Song asked, frowning.

Everyone was at a loss, and no one knew English.

Still Heizi was clever, and quickly ran over to bring the British soldier John who had come to negotiate earlier.

"Ask him what he said." Liang Song pointed at Hunter and said to the frustrated John.

John glanced at the angry Mr. Battalion Commander, and said in a strange tone of Zhongzhou: "Our battalion commander said that he would protest your rude behavior. You promised to treat us like a gentleman, but you still treat us like this. This is not a gentleman. How to do it. Our battalion commander said he wanted to see your superiors and complain about your rude behavior."

Liang Song was stunned, and it took him a long time to burst out laughing. Finally, he squatted down covering his stomach, pointing at Hunter while laughing, unable to stop at all.

The other soldiers of the National Defense Forces around had the same reaction. They were taken aback for a moment, and then they all burst out laughing.

The soldiers around didn't know why, and after someone told them, they also laughed.

In the end, everyone in the squadron knew what the British guy said, so a weird scene appeared in the jungle:
All the Wehrmacht soldiers leaned forward and back with guns and laughing, and all the British were tied up and squatted on the ground with ugly faces.

A group of crows quacked and flew across the sky, leaving a series of ugly calls echoing in the air.

I don't know how long he laughed before Liang Song stood up while holding his belly, walked up to Hunter and scolded while laughing: "Did you say your brain was kicked by a donkey? Are you treated like a gentleman? You are not far away with your guns." Wan Li came to someone’s house to be a robber, but when caught by his master, he shyly said he wanted to be treated like a gentleman? Gentleman? Fuck your mother’s gentleman, is a gentleman like you? You are a robber when you pick up a gun, but you want to be a gentleman when you put down the gun. How can there be such a good thing in this world?"

Hunt was stunned. Although he couldn't understand, he also knew that what the defense officer in front of him said was not good. He couldn't help but looked at John, motioning for him to translate for him.

(End of this chapter)

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