Datang god-level small farmer

Chapter 122 The Coquettish Watermelon

Skills should be in order!
Looking at the second-level skills on the attribute panel, he happily turned his gaze away from the attribute panel and looked at the freshly baked watermelon in front of him.

Sweet and tender cold melon: quenching heat and thirst +5, extremely cool +4, sweet as first love +, 4, heart-to-heart bond +3
Liu Zian: ...

Are you a watermelon in love!
Looking at the strange attributes of this watermelon, Liu Zian felt the system's deep malice.

Just eating a melon to quench their thirst, they were forced to stuff a mouthful of dog food.

MMP!

Believe it or not, I ate you!
Liu Zi'an turned to the gallbladder and raised his fist.

It was done with a bang.

The two guards on duty looked at this handsome-looking guy, smiling for a while, and filled with anger for a while. The little expression on their faces and the crazy look made their scalps tingle.

This, could it be that he is bewitched?

Liu Zian picked up a piece of watermelon, just about to eat it, when he raised his head suddenly, he found that two guards were looking at him strangely, and immediately raised the watermelon in his hand enthusiastically.

"Both brothers, do you want a piece?"

"No, no, no—"

Looking at the watermelon that Liu Zian handed over, the two of them retreated back and forth like snakes and scorpions.

"You people from the Tang Dynasty, you are really out of touch. One thing——cough cough, it's just a cold melon—"

If we don't eat and let go, we are a little bit reluctant, okay?
Seeing the two people being "polite" like this, Liu Zi'an ignored them, picked up a watermelon and gnawed on it.

After one bite, the heat disappeared, and an incomparably icy breath flooded the whole body in an instant.That sweet taste is really like first love, it really is a first-class melon!

The two of them watched helplessly as Liu Zian ate up that tempting cold melon in his hand.

Liu Zian threw the melon rind away, only to realize that the two buddies were still standing aside with knives in their hands.

"Are you—something wrong?"

It's a big deal!
The two pointed at Liu Zian wanting to cry but without tears.

"You know, what you eat in your hand is His Majesty's favorite cold melon—"

Liu Zian was taken aback when he heard the words, then he let out an ooh, and lowered his head to eat the other half again. He simply couldn't stop eating such a delicious melon.

The two guards couldn't help being dumbfounded.

What the hell kind of reaction is this!

"You not only destroyed His Majesty's cold melon vines, but also ate His Majesty's cold melon. Aren't you afraid of His Majesty's wrath?"

Both of them are a bit confused, where did this kid come from? Could it be that he grew up eating dog guts?
Liu Zian gave them a puzzled look.

"Ah-ah? Are you kidding me, the left and right are just a cold melon, and your majesty is furious—do you think your majesty is as petty as you two? Go, go, eat a piece if you want to eat, and cool off while you don't want to eat ..."

That's all, are you still stingy?

The two guards were so angry by this guy that they didn't know how to express it. They gritted their teeth and stomped their feet, just about to forcibly arrest this guy and hand it over to His Majesty.I saw Liu Zian stretching out those sinful hands.
Kaka-

In two strokes, the remaining two watermelons on the melon seedlings were also picked off.

"come over--"

Liu Zian picked up a watermelon and waved at the two of them.

"Come on, two of you, come here and send this watermelon to Princess Changle—let's say it was sent by Liu Zi'an—"

There are good things, of course you can't forget the prospective daughter-in-law.

"You are Liu Zian?"

When the two guards heard the words, they couldn't help but looked at each other, showing a sudden look.

As the guards in the palace, they are naturally very well informed.Maybe he has never met Liu Zian, but he has long admired this newly emerged guy, and he is a big celebrity in front of His Majesty.

Just based on his status in His Majesty's heart, it is probably not a big deal to have a cold light.Thinking of this, the two of them couldn't help secretly heaving a sigh of relief, probably with this guy's face here to support them, the two of them don't have to worry about the crime of dereliction of duty.Those who can be on duty in the palace are all human beings.Once he figured it out, he immediately put on a friendly smile.

"Humble position obeys—"

One of them, who was fair-skinned, came out first, bowed his hands, and took the watermelon respectfully.

Seeing this guy hugging the watermelon and going away, Liu Zian suddenly thought of the meaning-rich attributes of the watermelon, and couldn't help but feel moved.

"Wait a minute—"

The buddy just took two steps with the watermelon in his hand, he stopped quickly and turned around.

"I don't know what else the superior ordered?"

"It's okay, it's okay, I'll just check if the melon is ripe? Come on, borrow a knife—"

Another guard with a slightly darker skin saw the opportunity and hurried forward and handed over his knife upside down.

"Thanks--"

Liu Zian took the knife, clicked, and cut a triangular cut in the watermelon.

Red-fleshed sunspot!

that's nice!

Liu Zian ate the triangular watermelon in two bites.

"Okay - send it over, remember to give it to Her Royal Highness Princess Changle, don't get me wrong -"

Liu Zian covered the open opening with the melon rind, and waved at the guard who was still in a daze with a smile on his face.Sweet as first love +4, heart-to-heart bond +3, who knows what the hell this attribute is, if it is useful?
"Come on, brother, you take me out—"

Liu Zian picked up the other watermelon left on the ground, and happily walked out.

What a surprise, not only the skills have been upgraded, but also such a delicious watermelon, tsk tsk——

"Shangguan, this watermelon - if His Majesty asks -"

All the way to the gate of the imperial city, the guard said something worried.

"Tell Your Majesty that I helped him make it up. It's the duty of a courtier. You're welcome—"

The dark-skinned guard tapped his ears so hard that he almost suspected that he had an auditory hallucination.

When he came back to his senses, Liu Zian had already walked a long way with the watermelon in his arms.

What else can I do?
Honestly apologize to His Majesty.

Blessed and afflicted, this is a good brother!
The attribute of this watermelon is a bit coquettish, he is a bit afraid to eat it with Cheng Chubi and the others, but who stipulates that brothers cannot be in love with each other, right?
He felt that it would be impossible for His Majesty to share such a good thing with his brothers. It would be better to give it to Lu Bu alone, maybe it could increase the degree of favorability.

When he returned to the Imperial College, it was almost past noon, that is, after eleven o'clock in the morning, it was the time when the heat rose and the weather was scorching hot.

He originally thought that Lu Bu, Cheng Chubi and the others would be drinking under the shade of the trees in the yard at this point, but he didn't see a single person except Tuyuhun's followers and maids.

"Forget it, forget it, I can eat this melon by myself—"

He carried the melon, went to the kitchen, dunked it in cold water, then fished it out, and chopped it open with two knives.

Tsk tsk, cool!
He was eating happily, when the door curtain was raised, the little maid named Xi Le walked in briskly.

Seeing Liu Zian standing in the kitchen, his expression brightened.

"The servant has seen the son-in-law, the son-in-law is back—"

(End of this chapter)