Meiman's Little Treasure Master

Chapter 117 Gossip
"Hey! This coffee is really good. I like this place a little bit. Remember to give me a business card. I will come here often." Deadpool lifted his headgear halfway, took a big sip from his cup, and said in surprise.Sure enough, coffee is everywhere here, and no American can deny its charm.

"It's good if you like it, but doesn't it hurt when you look like this!" Nie Bao watched him lose his lower body, still eating and drinking without any expression on his face, chatting and laughing like ordinary people, and couldn't help admiring his great nerves.

"Life is like a ****. If you can't resist, then it's better to enjoy it. It's good to get used to this kind of thing, and it will grow out in a short time. By the way, you know my name is Deadpool, why don't I know you? This is too It's not fair, I guess I must have seen you before." Deadpool said heartlessly.

"My name is Nie Bao, and I'm sure, you've never seen me, but I've seen you once."

"Ha!" Hearing this name, Deadpool uttered in surprise, then pointed at him and said, "I am familiar with this name, I remember someone said that Nie Bao is a pig, where did I hear it? ?”

When Nie Bao heard this, he was startled, and then he realized that the day this guy was released, he seemed to have shouted this sentence, but he didn't expect this guy to hear it without walking far. This is really a helpless misunderstanding.

Nie Baosheng was afraid that he would think of something, so he waved his hand quickly, changed the topic and said, "Don't think about it, I'm more curious, if you can grow your lower body on this side of your body, then if you can transfer the lower half of your body, will it be the same?" How about growing the upper body? Does that mean there are two Deadpools? Then who of you is better."

Deadpool's face froze when he heard the words, with a stupefied expression. Obviously, he has just acquired the ability not long ago, and he has never thought about this problem. After a long time, he shrugged his shoulders and said: "This is really a good question, and I don't think so. I know, if I had one, I'd have an extra brother, and that's a good idea. But to find out, you'd have to ask the writers, or the audience who's sitting in the theater watching us right now, maybe they'll Knowing the result, Hey! Director, add me a 360-degree close-up shot without mosaics at this time."

Nie Bao was stunned when he heard the words, what a big heart this guy is!I didn't expect him to know that he was a movie character.Then Nie Bao realized that this guy might have made a mistake.

"I think you may have made a mistake. The space you are in now is no longer in a blockbuster movie, nor is it an American comic, but in a place where income is tight, typing is slow, and you are often sprayed. In the book that forced the author, it means that you are a pirated product. And there is no such plot in the movie." Nie Bao looked at him and suddenly said maliciously.

Deadpool was taken aback when he heard the words, but no one he met had ever believed in the people he said, which also made him always have a sense of superiority, but he didn't expect that there would be someone today, not only Believe what he said, and tell another set of truths.For some reason, although this truth is very unreliable, there is always a voice in his heart telling him that what Nie Bao said is true.

"Really? I haven't heard of this statement. Let me introduce this author some other day. If his writing is broken, I will put him on my must-kill list and cut off his short short writing first." Brother. Ha! This is really a good idea, kill the author and then get rid of the original, so I don’t have to be real? Is it true that the original makes money, or the pirated version? If it’s a pirated version, I can give them a yard.” Deadpool list Holding his chin in his hand, showing his sharp teeth, he said with a smirk.

"Boom, boom! Ah~!" A ray flashed across the sky above his head, and Deadpool screamed out. When he saw the lightning, his body was scorched black, and he was terribly chopped.

Nie Bao looked at him, gloated and said: "Deadpool, no matter how funny you are, you won't be able to play tricks like this! You dare to offend the author and reveal all the facts about him. You don't know how to tell the truth." Die fast?"

Speaking of this, Nie Bao's face turned pale, obviously aware of what he had accidentally said, he quickly clasped his hands together, and wanted to make amends with a mournful face.

"Boom, boom, boom, boom! Ah~~!" Unlimited lightning strikes, a long scream, what Nie Baogang wanted to say, was struck back by the lightning, and the only thing left was a scream.

Thanks to the author, after a lightning strike, Nie Bao did not die, but he was covered in charred black like Deadpool, with a face like black carbon, and only the whites of his eyes were more obvious.Deadpool on the side, seeing his fate, burst into laughter and almost turned over.

After a while, the two looked at each other, seeing each other's embarrassed appearance, Nie Bao suddenly stretched out his hand and said, "Don't talk about this dangerous topic, let's move on to the next topic!"

"Agreed!" Deadpool shook his hand excitedly and nodded.The funny world is really incomprehensible. If you look at it right, you can become friends in a blink of an eye. You don't need to know each other, and you don't need to know the secrets of the other party.

"Do you need to change your clothes? I think after your body grows out, your clothes won't grow out, right?" Nie Bao asked kindly.

"Haha! Thanks, I'll talk about it when it grows out. It's nice to go out with friends. I think my lower body is even worse. If it really grows a me, there's no one to change clothes for him over there, and there's such delicious coffee. "Deadpool scratched his head and said with a heartless smile.

Hearing this, Nie Bao said expressionlessly: "Really? But why do I think you are more miserable? At least if the backside really grows out, he will only be naked from the upper body, and you have no pants. Is it cool for the bird to show up? Be careful of being caught as a pervert!"

"Ah!" Deadpool opened his mouth wide open, dumbfounded.

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Another two days passed, Deadpool's thighs grew out, and he had no reason to stay here anymore, so he left without a word.Although he was full of praise for the delicious food and coffee here, he couldn't think of leaving every day, but he still remembered that he wanted to seek revenge from Ajax, so he didn't stay long and left quietly.

However, this made Nie Bao very angry. This guy hid in his small shop, swindling food and drink, saying that he would pay on credit first, and then pay when he found his pants.So Nie Bao thought he was quite funny, so it was good to stay for a chat and relieve boredom, eating and drinking every day.The aura food is nutritious, and the thighs are growing rapidly.

But I didn't expect this guy, who had just recovered from his body, to escape so silently.He didn't even settle the bill, because he was so kind to this guy, he thought he could earn a fortune from Wade, but he didn't think he didn't earn any money, and even paid for the meal.It's really two stinky and shameless people who are desperate for money. When they met, Nie Bao lost the first round.

(End of this chapter)