I'm a striker
Chapter 503 Laudel's Prank
Chapter 503 Laudel's Prank
Sun Ya is very happy.
Because she recently got a manuscript fee of 500 yuan.
Speaking of this manuscript fee, I have to mention the 'rogue, bastard, villain'.
In fact, Sun Ya just sorted out the conversation with Song Rentou that day and wrote an article.
Unexpectedly, many professionals expressed their satisfaction after reading it.
Nonsense... What Song Rentou said is not professional, so what else is professional?
After all, it was Song Rentou's voice, so after this report was sent out, many fans said it was too objective.
At the same time, Chinese fans began to worry about Arsenal.
Bayern, too strong.
Another shooting day for Wembley Top.
It seems that Sun Ya's image of Song Rentou is completely irreversible.
Because, because this damned 'rogue, bastard, villain' should, should...
God, Sun Ya curiously asked Laudel's age, only to find out that she is not yet an adult!
Such a cute, pre-adult loli, can he, he can do it!
Looking at Laudel who was intimate with Song Rentu like Song Rentu's girlfriend, Sun Ya couldn't help but glared at Song Rentu fiercely.
In fact, there was a reason why Song Rentou asked Laudel to come out today, because he was in a pessimistic mood, but Laudel was an optimist, and every time he talked with this little loli, Song Rentou would be in a good mood.
But for some reason, Sun Ya found that Laudel seemed to be very hostile towards her.
One must know that Sun Ya liked Laudel very much as soon as she saw her, after all, such a beautiful foreign girl...
However, seeing that Laudel and Song Rentou were very close, Sun Ya felt strange in her heart. This beautiful reporter who had never been in a relationship in 23 years did not know that this was a feeling called jealousy.
Song Rentou took a beautiful little loli and a silly beautiful reporter into the Chinese restaurant he usually takes care of.
This is also the place where Laudel usually comes to work after school.
The chubby boss ran out to greet Song Rentou when he saw him coming.
Speaking of which, although I come here often, the business of this Chinese restaurant can only be considered average...
Even a little bleak.
This is also because the owner of this restaurant is very stubborn. He insists that Chinese food should have the true nature of Chinese food. How can he change his own taste because of the taste of foreigners...
The result is delicious, but where have the British eaten such spicy food!
So it's good to eat once, and I dare not come again the second time.
"Song, I forgot to tell you in person. Congratulations, the best player and top scorer in the Premier League!" Lauder smiled happily.
Sun Ya was also very surprised, oh my god, it turns out that there really is such a thing as a smiling face in this world.If it was in ancient times, this chick would definitely spark a war!
But when she thought that Laudel and Song Rentou were very close, Sun Ya couldn't be happy.
One is because she feels that Song Rentou is too "hooligan, villain, bastard" to attack an underage girl, and the other is a feeling called jealousy that she doesn't understand.
"Really, my lovely princess, thank you for your compliment." Song Rentou kissed Laudel.
Laudel was as happy as if she had received a Christmas present.
Of course, Sun Ya naturally felt that Song Rentou was going too far, he actually...
For some reason, Laudel felt that the Chinese beauty in front of her was an eyesore.So Laudel decided to play a little prank.
She herself often works in this Chinese restaurant. She first ran to tell the staff something, then walked around to the back, made some adjustments and came back with a calm face.
"What's wrong?" Song Rentou looked at Laudel.
"It's nothing, by the way, Song, tell me about the process of celebrating in the locker room after winning the championship. This is the exclusive news!" Laudel sat on Song Rentou's lap very intimately...
sky!God! !He He!he! !He actually...
Sun Ya, who was already very traditional and conservative, felt that she couldn't stand it any longer. It was too disgusting, this guy!He actually did something to this underage girl!
He sure was 'Bastard, rascal, villain! '
Sun Ya, who couldn't stand it anymore, just felt a little pain in her stomach, "I'm going to the bathroom."
When she heard that Sun Ya was about to go to the toilet, Laudel inadvertently smirked, and then pointed Sun Ya in the direction of the toilet.
"I'm going to the bathroom too..." Laudel said after Sun Ya walked for a while.
what are you doing...
Soon, Laudel came back, looking at Sun Ya who hadn't come back for a long time, and she wanted to pee a little, Song Rentou shook his head, forget it, let's go to solve the urgency first.
Laudel originally wanted to stop Song Rentou, as if she was afraid of being exposed by Song Rentou.
But Song Rentou left too fast, the skill of a professional player was too agile, and even Laudera couldn't hold him back.
So Laudel prayed in her heart.
Because there are few people in this Chinese restaurant, there is a difference between the restrooms in other restaurants...
That is, the men's and women's toilets are the same, there are only three separate toilets, and the men's toilet does not have a traditional urinal for boys to pee.
And the sign on the door of the toilet can be removed.
Of course, Song Rentou was fine and wouldn't pay attention to this, but at this moment, the signboard of the men's and women's restrooms seemed to have been moved...
Of course, this is a good thing Laudel did.
When she came here for the first time, she changed the signs of the men's and women's restrooms, so when Sun Ya went to the restroom, she didn't know that she was entering the men's restroom...
Later, after Sun Ya went in, Laudel quietly changed the listing back.
In fact, Sun Ya had already gone to the toilet.
It's just that when she just pulled up her pants and was about to leave, a heavy voice made her dare not open the toilet door...
God!Is it voyeurism?
How to do how to do?Sun Ya originally wanted to call Song Rentou and ask Song Rentou to save her, but her phone was left outside.
So it was hard for Sun Ya, and a big foreign man walked into the toilet next to her. Sun Ya originally wanted to leave now, but soon, another man's voice came in.
This frightened Sun Ya!
She didn't even dare to show her feet, so she stood on the toilet pitifully...
Sun Ya's nightmare has just begun!
Because soon, she smelled a pungent stench!
Oh my god, the big man next to him let out a low moan of 'ecstasy' while pulling the tuba!
That pungent smell is definitely Sun Ya's nightmare in this life.
She just begged the people outside to leave quickly.
Poor Sun Ya endured it for ten minutes.
Thankfully, the big guy and the people outside are finally gone.
But just when Sun Ya was about to open the door, another voice came in.
what happened!Do British men like to go to the women's toilet?
At this time, Sun Ya didn't know that she was walking into the men's toilet, so she had to pretend that there were many perverts nearby. By the way, the British like to have gay sex, maybe it's the female kind among gay guys...
While sympathizing with the British women in her heart, Sun Ya had no choice but to continue to endure.
gosh...
It's big again!
And it doesn't taste bad at all.
Sun Ya felt that she was about to faint.
Sun Ya didn't know how long she had endured, but she finally survived until that 'gay guy' left.
At this time, Sun Ya, who finally couldn't take it anymore, observed for a while, and after another 'gay guy' walked into the toilet next to her, she quietly pushed open the door, ready to escape quickly.
Fortunately, there are no people outside the toilet as before!
But because of just now, Sun Ya formed the idea that these men must all come to get a tuba.
In addition, she was timid, so the movement of fleeing...slowed down.
When Song Rentou pushed open the toilet door, he never dreamed that Sun Ya would appear in front of him.
It turns out that this big... big beautiful reporter, yes, has such a unique, unique hobby?Like, like going to the men's room?
Song Rentou almost laughed out loud.
And Sun Ya screamed ah, because Sun Ya, who was dizzy from smelling too much smell just now, was about to fall down.
Song Rentou sighed, rushed forward, and supported this beautiful reporter who had a unique hobby in his eyes.
It's just that it seems very unfortunate!
"Ah! Peeping Tom! Pervert! Pervert! Bastard! Hooligan!!" Sun Ya immediately screamed loudly, struggling, slapping Song Rentou, and shouting.
Song Rentou's panicked expression made Sun Ya resolutely scream.
It's just that she didn't know that Song Rentou panicked because he was afraid that others would come in and discover Sun Ya's unique habit.
There was no other way, Song Rentou had no choice but to cover her small mouth.
"Fool! What's it called! Don't worry, I won't tell what happened today! This is the men's room! Do you want to die!" Song Rentou said to Sun Ya viciously.
Oh my god, this bastard, voyeur, pervert, woo woo woo, thinking of her pair... being pinched twice by this guy, Sun Ya felt so wronged!
He, he even said that he would not tell what happened today!
He, he must be a gay!Dead pervert!Peeping Tom! !
But wait...
Men's room?
I bother!This is obviously a women's toilet, okay?Is it true that all British men have this unique habit, and has he developed this habit after living in England for a long time?
Looking at Sun Yan's suspicious eyes, and thinking of Laudel's strangeness before, Song Rentou guessed what was going on.
"Hey." After sighing helplessly, Song Rentou hugged Sun Ya forcefully, "Hey, this is not about me eating your tofu, you are awkward, come on, look, see clearly, is this the men's toilet!" Song Rentou hugged Sun Ya outside the door. When Sun Ya saw the label on it clearly, her face instantly became hot.
God!Did I go wrong just now?
Impossible, I clearly saw it, and confirmed it?
God!God!God!
Sun Ya looked at Song Rentou in embarrassment, as if she was the damned 'pervert'.
"I...I." Sun Ya was about to cry. When she was annoyed by her carelessness and dizziness, when she remembered that she had heard two British men get on the tuba for nothing, and was eaten tofu by Song Ren, she I feel so wronged.
And these days, Song Rentou has been angry with her a lot.
When I thought of how hard I was, I carried these heavy machines and ran with Song Rentou every day, and some of the videos I took back were scolded by the boss and deducted from my salary...
I haven't been in a relationship for 23 years, but I was told by Song Ren to eat all kinds of tofu, and after drinking a glass of whiskey by mistake, he gave me...
So aggrieved.
With a wow, Sun Ya leaned into Song Rentou's arms and began to cry.
Song Rentou couldn't do it for a long time, but for some reason, after he said a word to Sun Ya, the girl gritted her teeth and shut up.
Song Rentou couldn't bear it too. Looking at the beautiful reporter whose eyes were red from crying, with an aggrieved face, sobbing constantly, tears all over her face, biting her mouth and making no sound, Song Rentou sighed, "Okay, okay, I swear, I will never say anything about what happened today!"
As for what Song Rentou said to Sun Ya...
This is definitely something that Sun Ya is unwilling to recall in her life.
Because what Song Rentou said out loud was: "You stink!"
Been smoked in the toilet for so long!Can it not stink! !
(End of this chapter)
Sun Ya is very happy.
Because she recently got a manuscript fee of 500 yuan.
Speaking of this manuscript fee, I have to mention the 'rogue, bastard, villain'.
In fact, Sun Ya just sorted out the conversation with Song Rentou that day and wrote an article.
Unexpectedly, many professionals expressed their satisfaction after reading it.
Nonsense... What Song Rentou said is not professional, so what else is professional?
After all, it was Song Rentou's voice, so after this report was sent out, many fans said it was too objective.
At the same time, Chinese fans began to worry about Arsenal.
Bayern, too strong.
Another shooting day for Wembley Top.
It seems that Sun Ya's image of Song Rentou is completely irreversible.
Because, because this damned 'rogue, bastard, villain' should, should...
God, Sun Ya curiously asked Laudel's age, only to find out that she is not yet an adult!
Such a cute, pre-adult loli, can he, he can do it!
Looking at Laudel who was intimate with Song Rentu like Song Rentu's girlfriend, Sun Ya couldn't help but glared at Song Rentu fiercely.
In fact, there was a reason why Song Rentou asked Laudel to come out today, because he was in a pessimistic mood, but Laudel was an optimist, and every time he talked with this little loli, Song Rentou would be in a good mood.
But for some reason, Sun Ya found that Laudel seemed to be very hostile towards her.
One must know that Sun Ya liked Laudel very much as soon as she saw her, after all, such a beautiful foreign girl...
However, seeing that Laudel and Song Rentou were very close, Sun Ya felt strange in her heart. This beautiful reporter who had never been in a relationship in 23 years did not know that this was a feeling called jealousy.
Song Rentou took a beautiful little loli and a silly beautiful reporter into the Chinese restaurant he usually takes care of.
This is also the place where Laudel usually comes to work after school.
The chubby boss ran out to greet Song Rentou when he saw him coming.
Speaking of which, although I come here often, the business of this Chinese restaurant can only be considered average...
Even a little bleak.
This is also because the owner of this restaurant is very stubborn. He insists that Chinese food should have the true nature of Chinese food. How can he change his own taste because of the taste of foreigners...
The result is delicious, but where have the British eaten such spicy food!
So it's good to eat once, and I dare not come again the second time.
"Song, I forgot to tell you in person. Congratulations, the best player and top scorer in the Premier League!" Lauder smiled happily.
Sun Ya was also very surprised, oh my god, it turns out that there really is such a thing as a smiling face in this world.If it was in ancient times, this chick would definitely spark a war!
But when she thought that Laudel and Song Rentou were very close, Sun Ya couldn't be happy.
One is because she feels that Song Rentou is too "hooligan, villain, bastard" to attack an underage girl, and the other is a feeling called jealousy that she doesn't understand.
"Really, my lovely princess, thank you for your compliment." Song Rentou kissed Laudel.
Laudel was as happy as if she had received a Christmas present.
Of course, Sun Ya naturally felt that Song Rentou was going too far, he actually...
For some reason, Laudel felt that the Chinese beauty in front of her was an eyesore.So Laudel decided to play a little prank.
She herself often works in this Chinese restaurant. She first ran to tell the staff something, then walked around to the back, made some adjustments and came back with a calm face.
"What's wrong?" Song Rentou looked at Laudel.
"It's nothing, by the way, Song, tell me about the process of celebrating in the locker room after winning the championship. This is the exclusive news!" Laudel sat on Song Rentou's lap very intimately...
sky!God! !He He!he! !He actually...
Sun Ya, who was already very traditional and conservative, felt that she couldn't stand it any longer. It was too disgusting, this guy!He actually did something to this underage girl!
He sure was 'Bastard, rascal, villain! '
Sun Ya, who couldn't stand it anymore, just felt a little pain in her stomach, "I'm going to the bathroom."
When she heard that Sun Ya was about to go to the toilet, Laudel inadvertently smirked, and then pointed Sun Ya in the direction of the toilet.
"I'm going to the bathroom too..." Laudel said after Sun Ya walked for a while.
what are you doing...
Soon, Laudel came back, looking at Sun Ya who hadn't come back for a long time, and she wanted to pee a little, Song Rentou shook his head, forget it, let's go to solve the urgency first.
Laudel originally wanted to stop Song Rentou, as if she was afraid of being exposed by Song Rentou.
But Song Rentou left too fast, the skill of a professional player was too agile, and even Laudera couldn't hold him back.
So Laudel prayed in her heart.
Because there are few people in this Chinese restaurant, there is a difference between the restrooms in other restaurants...
That is, the men's and women's toilets are the same, there are only three separate toilets, and the men's toilet does not have a traditional urinal for boys to pee.
And the sign on the door of the toilet can be removed.
Of course, Song Rentou was fine and wouldn't pay attention to this, but at this moment, the signboard of the men's and women's restrooms seemed to have been moved...
Of course, this is a good thing Laudel did.
When she came here for the first time, she changed the signs of the men's and women's restrooms, so when Sun Ya went to the restroom, she didn't know that she was entering the men's restroom...
Later, after Sun Ya went in, Laudel quietly changed the listing back.
In fact, Sun Ya had already gone to the toilet.
It's just that when she just pulled up her pants and was about to leave, a heavy voice made her dare not open the toilet door...
God!Is it voyeurism?
How to do how to do?Sun Ya originally wanted to call Song Rentou and ask Song Rentou to save her, but her phone was left outside.
So it was hard for Sun Ya, and a big foreign man walked into the toilet next to her. Sun Ya originally wanted to leave now, but soon, another man's voice came in.
This frightened Sun Ya!
She didn't even dare to show her feet, so she stood on the toilet pitifully...
Sun Ya's nightmare has just begun!
Because soon, she smelled a pungent stench!
Oh my god, the big man next to him let out a low moan of 'ecstasy' while pulling the tuba!
That pungent smell is definitely Sun Ya's nightmare in this life.
She just begged the people outside to leave quickly.
Poor Sun Ya endured it for ten minutes.
Thankfully, the big guy and the people outside are finally gone.
But just when Sun Ya was about to open the door, another voice came in.
what happened!Do British men like to go to the women's toilet?
At this time, Sun Ya didn't know that she was walking into the men's toilet, so she had to pretend that there were many perverts nearby. By the way, the British like to have gay sex, maybe it's the female kind among gay guys...
While sympathizing with the British women in her heart, Sun Ya had no choice but to continue to endure.
gosh...
It's big again!
And it doesn't taste bad at all.
Sun Ya felt that she was about to faint.
Sun Ya didn't know how long she had endured, but she finally survived until that 'gay guy' left.
At this time, Sun Ya, who finally couldn't take it anymore, observed for a while, and after another 'gay guy' walked into the toilet next to her, she quietly pushed open the door, ready to escape quickly.
Fortunately, there are no people outside the toilet as before!
But because of just now, Sun Ya formed the idea that these men must all come to get a tuba.
In addition, she was timid, so the movement of fleeing...slowed down.
When Song Rentou pushed open the toilet door, he never dreamed that Sun Ya would appear in front of him.
It turns out that this big... big beautiful reporter, yes, has such a unique, unique hobby?Like, like going to the men's room?
Song Rentou almost laughed out loud.
And Sun Ya screamed ah, because Sun Ya, who was dizzy from smelling too much smell just now, was about to fall down.
Song Rentou sighed, rushed forward, and supported this beautiful reporter who had a unique hobby in his eyes.
It's just that it seems very unfortunate!
"Ah! Peeping Tom! Pervert! Pervert! Bastard! Hooligan!!" Sun Ya immediately screamed loudly, struggling, slapping Song Rentou, and shouting.
Song Rentou's panicked expression made Sun Ya resolutely scream.
It's just that she didn't know that Song Rentou panicked because he was afraid that others would come in and discover Sun Ya's unique habit.
There was no other way, Song Rentou had no choice but to cover her small mouth.
"Fool! What's it called! Don't worry, I won't tell what happened today! This is the men's room! Do you want to die!" Song Rentou said to Sun Ya viciously.
Oh my god, this bastard, voyeur, pervert, woo woo woo, thinking of her pair... being pinched twice by this guy, Sun Ya felt so wronged!
He, he even said that he would not tell what happened today!
He, he must be a gay!Dead pervert!Peeping Tom! !
But wait...
Men's room?
I bother!This is obviously a women's toilet, okay?Is it true that all British men have this unique habit, and has he developed this habit after living in England for a long time?
Looking at Sun Yan's suspicious eyes, and thinking of Laudel's strangeness before, Song Rentou guessed what was going on.
"Hey." After sighing helplessly, Song Rentou hugged Sun Ya forcefully, "Hey, this is not about me eating your tofu, you are awkward, come on, look, see clearly, is this the men's toilet!" Song Rentou hugged Sun Ya outside the door. When Sun Ya saw the label on it clearly, her face instantly became hot.
God!Did I go wrong just now?
Impossible, I clearly saw it, and confirmed it?
God!God!God!
Sun Ya looked at Song Rentou in embarrassment, as if she was the damned 'pervert'.
"I...I." Sun Ya was about to cry. When she was annoyed by her carelessness and dizziness, when she remembered that she had heard two British men get on the tuba for nothing, and was eaten tofu by Song Ren, she I feel so wronged.
And these days, Song Rentou has been angry with her a lot.
When I thought of how hard I was, I carried these heavy machines and ran with Song Rentou every day, and some of the videos I took back were scolded by the boss and deducted from my salary...
I haven't been in a relationship for 23 years, but I was told by Song Ren to eat all kinds of tofu, and after drinking a glass of whiskey by mistake, he gave me...
So aggrieved.
With a wow, Sun Ya leaned into Song Rentou's arms and began to cry.
Song Rentou couldn't do it for a long time, but for some reason, after he said a word to Sun Ya, the girl gritted her teeth and shut up.
Song Rentou couldn't bear it too. Looking at the beautiful reporter whose eyes were red from crying, with an aggrieved face, sobbing constantly, tears all over her face, biting her mouth and making no sound, Song Rentou sighed, "Okay, okay, I swear, I will never say anything about what happened today!"
As for what Song Rentou said to Sun Ya...
This is definitely something that Sun Ya is unwilling to recall in her life.
Because what Song Rentou said out loud was: "You stink!"
Been smoked in the toilet for so long!Can it not stink! !
(End of this chapter)
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