Sleeping in math class, my status as a scholar is exposed
Chapter 1 System Activation
Chapter 1 System Activation
North Jiangsu, Jinhai County.
It had just snowed heavily and it was freezing cold.
Ye Duan pushed the electric car, slipping and slipping on the road.
The battery is dead.
Today is New Year's Eve, and the Ye family is going to have a New Year's Eve dinner at Jinhai Hotel.
At this time, many relatives have already arrived at the hotel, and the family WeChat group "love each other as a family".
Cousin: "@星宇: Cousin, the road outside is slippery, please drive slowly."
Uncle: "Don't worry, Xingyu just picked up a BMW X5, four-wheel drive, very slip-resistant."
Cousin: "@星宇: Cousin, I will borrow your BMW to take a picture later, I want to post it on Moments."
Third Uncle: "Xingyu has made a fortune in the past two years, buying a house and a car, what a pride of the family!"
Third Aunt: "I used to think that Ye Duan would be promising after graduating from university, but I didn't expect that he was not as good as Xingyu, a junior high school graduate."
Second uncle: "Isn't it? A 30-year-old has no car or house, and even his girlfriend has been slept with. He's a useless one!"
Sister-in-law: "@叶DUAN: College students, be careful when riding an electric bike, don't fall, {smile}."
After a while, Ye Xingyu arrived at the hotel in a BMW X5, and when he saw the news about the family group, he showed a smug smile.
"@Everyone: I'm here, if you want to take pictures, come to the first floor of the hotel, parking lot A67."
The people in the box rushed out.
Take a photo with the million-dollar BMW X5, post it on your Moments, and compare it to the new year’s costumes, isn’t it delicious?
Only Ye Duan's parents were left sitting there, worrying about their son.
They came to the hotel by bus, because the elderly don't need money for the bus.
……
Ye Duan is 30 years old this year, and he still has no staff, no car, no house, and no wife.
Before, he was the pride of the family.Now, it has become the laughing stock of the family!
Twelve years ago, Ye Duan was admitted to the Shanghai Academy of Drama and became the first college student in his family, and all relatives praised him.
However, he majored in drama and literature, and making money is separated by a Mariana Trench.
If you don't choose a major well, you'll be too old to eat sweet potatoes!
After graduation, Ye Duan joined the labor force and became the editor of a magazine in Shanghai.
Sitting in the office of a Grade A office building on the 62nd floor, overlooking the Huangpu River below, Ye Duan felt lost in life.
He has calculated that according to his salary, if he wants to buy a house in Shanghai, he will have to eat or drink for 30 years!
Fortunately, Ye Duan is a talented person. He usually writes scripts and can earn some extra money.
Ye Duan saved 200 million yuan from food and expenses, and planned to make a down payment for a small apartment in the urban-rural fringe of Shanghai, and then marry his girlfriend whom he had been dating for two years.
However, a month ago, Ye Duan found out that his girlfriend had put a cuckold on him and slept with her boss.
Ye Duan immediately broke up with this bitch.
But the down payment is all stored in the bitch's bank card, and it will never come back.
Because that scheming bitch asked Ye Duan to withdraw cash for her every time, in the name of giving her a sense of ritual, and it was a testimony of their love, so no evidence of the transfer was left.
In this way, Ye Duan not only lost his girlfriend, but also became a pauper.
After this incident was known to relatives, he became a joke.
Ye Duan really didn't want to come to this New Year's Eve dinner if it wasn't for asking for money.
Three years ago, Ye Duan lent 10 yuan to his cousin Ye Xingyu. He wanted to take advantage of this to get back and buy an old scooter for his parents, so that they would not be cold when they go out in winter.
……
Ye Duan was pushing the electric scooter, humming and humming.
Suddenly, a red Mini car in the opposite lane skidded and went the wrong way towards Ye Duan.
Seeing that he was about to hit him, Ye Duan threw away the electric car, jumped, and lay on the hood of the car.
Ye Duan looked into the car, and sure enough, it was a female driver.
With a bang, the car bumped into the electric car, and the leaf section was not stable and rolled off the hood.
"Ouch!"
Ye Duan's head fell on the snow, and his head was buzzing.
At this moment, a strange voice sounded in his mind.
【Ding!Finally, when the host was hit, Shenhao's life selection system was activated...]
Ye Duan lay on the ground, his head dizzy.
【Ding!Shenhao's life selection system is loaded, and the host can get up. 】
Ye Duan struggled to stand up, his head was still a little dizzy, who was talking just now?
"Uncle... Uncle, are you okay?"
A red figure appeared in front of Ye Duan, panting anxiously.
Ye Duan came back to his senses and took a closer look, it turned out to be a pure and beautiful girl.
Black hair, clear eyes, rosy cheeks, full of youthful breath.A knee-length red woolen coat showed a tall figure and exuded a charming temperament.
"I'm sorry... Uncle... are you... all right?"
The girl's voice trembled, probably from being frightened.
"fine."
Ye Duan took two steps, then stretched his arms again, to make sure there was nothing wrong.
"It's fine, it scared me to death, I thought I'd run over you to death."
After the girl finished speaking, she let out a long breath.
Ye Duan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he was hit by a car on New Year's Eve and was cursed by someone, it's really... unlucky!
"Thanks to you, I'm fine!"
Ye Duan was about to pick up the electric scooter, but found that the rear wheel fell off.
"Uncle, I'm sorry, I knocked your wheel away."
Ye Duan shook his head, not wanting to speak.
"I'll compensate you. How much do you want? Is 3000 yuan enough?"
3000 yuan?Enough to buy a new electric car!
Ye Duan thought to himself, this girl is really generous, and it seems that she will give 5000 yuan.But I, Ye Duan, will not take the opportunity to blackmail people. I am a refined person, and I can't do such shameless things.
"Give me 200 yuan, and I'll fix it later."
"Can this car still be repaired?"
Hearing what the girl said, Ye Duan realized that there was really no need to repair it.It was originally a second-hand car, and the battery couldn't be charged. It might not be enough to repair the car after selling it.
"Then you can give me 300 yuan. I don't want this car anymore. You can drag it away and sell it as scrap."
After Ye Duan finished speaking, he realized that what he said was a bit funny. He gave 3000 yuan just for opening his mouth. It was obviously a lady from a rich family. Why do you need this broken car?Really confused.
"I don't have any cash, I'll transfer it to you via WeChat."
The girl added Ye Duan on WeChat and transferred 3000 yuan to him.
Ye Duan checked the girl's WeChat name, Ding Xueer.
It was fate to be knocked down by Xue Er on the snow in a heavy snow day!
"Thanks, drive slowly and don't hit people again."
Ye Duan bid farewell to Ding Xueer and was about to walk to the hotel, but Ding Xueer stopped him.
"Wait a minute! Uncle, can you give me a ride? I... dare not drive anymore."
Ye Duan hesitated, if he sent her to the hotel for dinner, he would be late.
"I'm afraid not..."
Before Ye Duan finished speaking, a strange voice sounded in his mind again.
[Host, don't get dizzy again, wake up quickly, you were hit by the system! 】
Ye Duan was startled, and said in his heart: "System? Really?"
[That's right, host, you have bound the Shenhao life selection system, and you can get rewards for completing optional tasks. 】
Very good!
Ye Duan often reads online novels, so of course he knows what a system means.
【Ding!The Shenhao life selection system is starting...]
[Option [-]: Promise Ding Xueer to give her a ride, and reward a Lamborghini Poison. 】
[Option 1111: Reject Ding Xueer, get the title of "Steel Straight Man", and reward [-] yuan in cash. 】
[Remark [-]: The title of "Straight Man of Steel" is only awarded to those pure men with a will of steel. 】
Am I short of 1111 yuan?
"System, I'll choose one."
Ye Duan made a choice without hesitation.
(End of this chapter)
North Jiangsu, Jinhai County.
It had just snowed heavily and it was freezing cold.
Ye Duan pushed the electric car, slipping and slipping on the road.
The battery is dead.
Today is New Year's Eve, and the Ye family is going to have a New Year's Eve dinner at Jinhai Hotel.
At this time, many relatives have already arrived at the hotel, and the family WeChat group "love each other as a family".
Cousin: "@星宇: Cousin, the road outside is slippery, please drive slowly."
Uncle: "Don't worry, Xingyu just picked up a BMW X5, four-wheel drive, very slip-resistant."
Cousin: "@星宇: Cousin, I will borrow your BMW to take a picture later, I want to post it on Moments."
Third Uncle: "Xingyu has made a fortune in the past two years, buying a house and a car, what a pride of the family!"
Third Aunt: "I used to think that Ye Duan would be promising after graduating from university, but I didn't expect that he was not as good as Xingyu, a junior high school graduate."
Second uncle: "Isn't it? A 30-year-old has no car or house, and even his girlfriend has been slept with. He's a useless one!"
Sister-in-law: "@叶DUAN: College students, be careful when riding an electric bike, don't fall, {smile}."
After a while, Ye Xingyu arrived at the hotel in a BMW X5, and when he saw the news about the family group, he showed a smug smile.
"@Everyone: I'm here, if you want to take pictures, come to the first floor of the hotel, parking lot A67."
The people in the box rushed out.
Take a photo with the million-dollar BMW X5, post it on your Moments, and compare it to the new year’s costumes, isn’t it delicious?
Only Ye Duan's parents were left sitting there, worrying about their son.
They came to the hotel by bus, because the elderly don't need money for the bus.
……
Ye Duan is 30 years old this year, and he still has no staff, no car, no house, and no wife.
Before, he was the pride of the family.Now, it has become the laughing stock of the family!
Twelve years ago, Ye Duan was admitted to the Shanghai Academy of Drama and became the first college student in his family, and all relatives praised him.
However, he majored in drama and literature, and making money is separated by a Mariana Trench.
If you don't choose a major well, you'll be too old to eat sweet potatoes!
After graduation, Ye Duan joined the labor force and became the editor of a magazine in Shanghai.
Sitting in the office of a Grade A office building on the 62nd floor, overlooking the Huangpu River below, Ye Duan felt lost in life.
He has calculated that according to his salary, if he wants to buy a house in Shanghai, he will have to eat or drink for 30 years!
Fortunately, Ye Duan is a talented person. He usually writes scripts and can earn some extra money.
Ye Duan saved 200 million yuan from food and expenses, and planned to make a down payment for a small apartment in the urban-rural fringe of Shanghai, and then marry his girlfriend whom he had been dating for two years.
However, a month ago, Ye Duan found out that his girlfriend had put a cuckold on him and slept with her boss.
Ye Duan immediately broke up with this bitch.
But the down payment is all stored in the bitch's bank card, and it will never come back.
Because that scheming bitch asked Ye Duan to withdraw cash for her every time, in the name of giving her a sense of ritual, and it was a testimony of their love, so no evidence of the transfer was left.
In this way, Ye Duan not only lost his girlfriend, but also became a pauper.
After this incident was known to relatives, he became a joke.
Ye Duan really didn't want to come to this New Year's Eve dinner if it wasn't for asking for money.
Three years ago, Ye Duan lent 10 yuan to his cousin Ye Xingyu. He wanted to take advantage of this to get back and buy an old scooter for his parents, so that they would not be cold when they go out in winter.
……
Ye Duan was pushing the electric scooter, humming and humming.
Suddenly, a red Mini car in the opposite lane skidded and went the wrong way towards Ye Duan.
Seeing that he was about to hit him, Ye Duan threw away the electric car, jumped, and lay on the hood of the car.
Ye Duan looked into the car, and sure enough, it was a female driver.
With a bang, the car bumped into the electric car, and the leaf section was not stable and rolled off the hood.
"Ouch!"
Ye Duan's head fell on the snow, and his head was buzzing.
At this moment, a strange voice sounded in his mind.
【Ding!Finally, when the host was hit, Shenhao's life selection system was activated...]
Ye Duan lay on the ground, his head dizzy.
【Ding!Shenhao's life selection system is loaded, and the host can get up. 】
Ye Duan struggled to stand up, his head was still a little dizzy, who was talking just now?
"Uncle... Uncle, are you okay?"
A red figure appeared in front of Ye Duan, panting anxiously.
Ye Duan came back to his senses and took a closer look, it turned out to be a pure and beautiful girl.
Black hair, clear eyes, rosy cheeks, full of youthful breath.A knee-length red woolen coat showed a tall figure and exuded a charming temperament.
"I'm sorry... Uncle... are you... all right?"
The girl's voice trembled, probably from being frightened.
"fine."
Ye Duan took two steps, then stretched his arms again, to make sure there was nothing wrong.
"It's fine, it scared me to death, I thought I'd run over you to death."
After the girl finished speaking, she let out a long breath.
Ye Duan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he was hit by a car on New Year's Eve and was cursed by someone, it's really... unlucky!
"Thanks to you, I'm fine!"
Ye Duan was about to pick up the electric scooter, but found that the rear wheel fell off.
"Uncle, I'm sorry, I knocked your wheel away."
Ye Duan shook his head, not wanting to speak.
"I'll compensate you. How much do you want? Is 3000 yuan enough?"
3000 yuan?Enough to buy a new electric car!
Ye Duan thought to himself, this girl is really generous, and it seems that she will give 5000 yuan.But I, Ye Duan, will not take the opportunity to blackmail people. I am a refined person, and I can't do such shameless things.
"Give me 200 yuan, and I'll fix it later."
"Can this car still be repaired?"
Hearing what the girl said, Ye Duan realized that there was really no need to repair it.It was originally a second-hand car, and the battery couldn't be charged. It might not be enough to repair the car after selling it.
"Then you can give me 300 yuan. I don't want this car anymore. You can drag it away and sell it as scrap."
After Ye Duan finished speaking, he realized that what he said was a bit funny. He gave 3000 yuan just for opening his mouth. It was obviously a lady from a rich family. Why do you need this broken car?Really confused.
"I don't have any cash, I'll transfer it to you via WeChat."
The girl added Ye Duan on WeChat and transferred 3000 yuan to him.
Ye Duan checked the girl's WeChat name, Ding Xueer.
It was fate to be knocked down by Xue Er on the snow in a heavy snow day!
"Thanks, drive slowly and don't hit people again."
Ye Duan bid farewell to Ding Xueer and was about to walk to the hotel, but Ding Xueer stopped him.
"Wait a minute! Uncle, can you give me a ride? I... dare not drive anymore."
Ye Duan hesitated, if he sent her to the hotel for dinner, he would be late.
"I'm afraid not..."
Before Ye Duan finished speaking, a strange voice sounded in his mind again.
[Host, don't get dizzy again, wake up quickly, you were hit by the system! 】
Ye Duan was startled, and said in his heart: "System? Really?"
[That's right, host, you have bound the Shenhao life selection system, and you can get rewards for completing optional tasks. 】
Very good!
Ye Duan often reads online novels, so of course he knows what a system means.
【Ding!The Shenhao life selection system is starting...]
[Option [-]: Promise Ding Xueer to give her a ride, and reward a Lamborghini Poison. 】
[Option 1111: Reject Ding Xueer, get the title of "Steel Straight Man", and reward [-] yuan in cash. 】
[Remark [-]: The title of "Straight Man of Steel" is only awarded to those pure men with a will of steel. 】
Am I short of 1111 yuan?
"System, I'll choose one."
Ye Duan made a choice without hesitation.
(End of this chapter)
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