Black tech dad

Chapter 139 140. Mental Explosion

"Dad, there are snakes!" Feng Yuechan held Dad's shoulders tightly.

Women are generally more afraid of snakes.

"Don't worry." Feng Hao patted his daughter's arm, "I have high technology, don't be afraid."

……

Li Ergou heaved a sigh of relief when he stopped Feng Hao and the two of them. He adjusted the camera and pointed at the snake coiled in the tree hole to introduce.

"Spear head snakes, named after their heads with spears. When they bite, they will inject 1/4 cup of blood toxin venom. If they are bitten by it, they will die before dark. It is like blood sealing their throats. Except Its head is easily identifiable by the diamond pattern on its body. This snake causes more casualties in Central and South America than any other snake! But it is strange, how can there be a spearhead snake here?"

[As expected of Lord Dog, he is knowledgeable. 】

【what?Why didn't those two people give way, but went straight forward? 】

【(ーー゛) I'm going!Lord Dog, do you dare to say that a spearhead snake is not a prop?Why didn't the snake move when the two walked over? 】

[Master Dog, you are inflated, you are floating, and you have started to act according to the script. How is it different from those coquettish sluts? 】

Not to mention that he couldn't see the barrage, even if he saw the barrage, Li Ergou was not in the mood to explain that he didn't have a script at all.He saw that Feng Hao and the two were still approaching, and when he was about to continue to dissuade him, he found that the spearhead snake was motionless, as if stunned, and let Feng Hao and the two walk close to it.

Is the snake dead?

Li Ergou was puzzled, and leaned towards him while on alert, but before he could even get close, he saw a spearhead snake coming out of its hole like a poisonous snake, with a fast speed and a sinister angle, and went straight to Xiasanlu.

God damn it!
Fortunately, Li Ergou was prepared, and he stabbed the snake's head with precision with the forked branch held in his right hand, pinned it firmly to the ground, and then went up with a dagger, breaking both the head and the tail.

Until this time, he still felt a chill in his crotch.

Almost a eunuch.

Hey, wait for me.

Li Ergou didn't want to be abandoned by the two of them. It was rare for him to meet other living people when he was surviving in the wilderness. This could add variety to Yishen's unchanging live broadcast content and attract more viewers.

But along the way, he was surprised to find that wherever the two of them passed, beasts changed.But when it was his turn to pass by, it was like being stimulated and provoked, and they vented their anger on him one by one.

MMP, what's the situation?Are you bullying?
【Master Dog, that’s not called bullying, it’s because you are so ugly that you scare the animals. 】

"roll!"

After picking up a live broadcast device with a screen, Li Ergou was finally able to interact with the audience again, and came to a cliff amidst the noise.

Feng Hao and the two also stayed there.

Standing on the edge of the cliff, Li Ergou panted and said to the camera: "If you want to go down, you need to go around a big circle, and you may encounter poisonous insects, beasts and other unpredictable dangers."

He patted the big tree beside him and said, "However, I found this linden tree here. As you can see, its roots grow along the steep rock face here and hang down to the valley floor. These trees Root can send me down."

Halfway through the talk, he waved to Feng Hao and signaled to come here, and then continued to explain: "Everyone must remember, you must keep your hands and feet firm before climbing down, relax, go down slowly, and always keep your hands and feet firm. There are three points of contact with this tree, you can't just grab it with one hand, even if you are right nine hundred and ninety-nine times, as long as you are wrong once, you are dead."

[Having said so much, you are a demonstration. 】

"Don't worry, when they come, I'll..."

Before Li Ergou finished speaking, the man picked up the girl like a princess, raised his right foot, and straddled the cliff.

no?Are they going to commit suicide?Martyrdom?
Just when Li Ergou was in a daze, he saw a blue-white flame spurting out from the sole of the man's foot, and then the other foot also sprayed flames, and the two of them slowly floated down, landed on the ground, and continued Forward.The whole process, freehand brushwork, indescribably fascinating.

[Master Dog, you have spent all your money in this issue, and even released high-tech! 】

MMP, how many times have I said, I don't have a script!
Li Ergou was going crazy.

What the hell did I meet not a pre-Qin Qi practitioner, but a technological survivor of Atlantis?This technology makes me envious!

Envy is envy, Li Ergou can only climb down the bodhi tree in a embarrassed posture.

[Looking at how beautiful people are going down the cliff, on the other hand, Master Dog is simply ugly.There is no harm without comparison. 】

[Master Dog, hurry up and bark twice, maybe someone will take you to play. 】

[The two in front, your pet dog is lost. 】

"roll!"

Li Ergou was aroused by the barrage, and just as he cursed out loud, he stepped on the air and fell to the ground without paying attention.Fortunately, it was only one meter above the ground, but there were many vines under the tree, especially the crotch stalks on it, which made him feel unspeakably sour.

[This is sour and refreshing, so delicious! 】

【Master Dog, what a pity, he was abandoned by his master. 】

"..."

You were already hit by high technology, but you still made trouble.

Li Ergou decided not to watch the barrage anymore.

After a lot of hard work, Li Ergou finally went through the jungle and came to a beach.

"It's a natural haven, and a good sanctuary at the same time, with coconut trees, fish, maybe sharks...water, fire, food..."

【Master Dog, your master is at seven o'clock. 】

[As expected of a dog, the nose is really sharp, so you can find the owner. 】

Master, you are paralyzed!
Li Ergou almost vomited blood.

He is thirsty and hungry at the moment, how can he care about others.

"As we all know, sea water is salty and undrinkable. So, I'm going to climb a tree to get coconuts."

"Coconut trees are known as the tree of life. Coconut juice is rich in vitamins. Some people who lived on a deserted island survived for 25 days by eating coconut alone! It can not only provide fresh water resources, but also provide branches for burning fire. , and can provide coconut oil..."

After finishing speaking, Li Ergou put his hands on the tree, stepped on the trunk with both feet, straightened his body, and began to climb.But halfway through the climb, I saw a pleasant cry, and hurriedly followed the sound.

The girl was barefoot, her trouser legs were rolled up to her knees, and her cuffs were tied up. She looked like she was on vacation at the beach, except for a swimsuit.With her cheers, the man walked under a bigger coconut tree, stretched out his right hand and stuck it, the strange glove vibrated slightly, and then six coconuts fell one by one.

Seeing other people downplaying and starting to drink coconut juice, Li Ergou looked up at the nearly three-meter-high coconut tree, feeling a feeling of "jealousy and despair" in his heart.

Although only ten meters away, the other party is like a couple in a rich area who come to the beach for vacation, enjoying the sun, sand and waves, while I am like a refugee in a slum, climbing trees to pick coconuts...

In particular, the man used coconut oil as a sunscreen to smear the girl's exposed skin to prevent sunburn, and then the girl buried the man under the sand in the shape of a turtle shell, laughing and laughing, making others envious.

that moment,
Li Ergou's mentality exploded instantly!
[This dog food is unbearable! 】

[Master Dog, show off your wilderness food god's unique skills and let them know that a dog that can't bark is a good dog. 】

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