The god-level lottery starts from the love apartment
Chapter 23 What else do you have?
Chapter 23 What else do you have?
I have to say, sell fake drugs, no!Selling health products is really a project that exercises people's body and mind.
Contestant Lin Xin is a top talent in this industry, a top talent who escapes and hides!
If it wasn't for the five years of experience in selling counterfeit medicines, Lin Xin had developed advanced escape skills, Lin Xin might have been raped by that group of women at this time!
It's so exciting to think about!
Finally, at the corner of an alley, Lin Xin saw a window that was three or four meters above the ground. With all his strength, he jumped, perhaps thanks to the addition of the rubber fruit, and successfully jumped into it.Then, very cautiously hid under the bed in the family's house, and finally got rid of the group of crazy women.
"Huh? Where's that handsome pig?" When the women turned into the alley, Lin Xin was nowhere to be seen.
"I don't know, let's look for it again. I can't let him go. He is my mansion, and my happiness for the rest of my life depends on him..." Another woman with a pockmarked face couldn't help but dream about it.
"This motherfucker, a bunch of lunatics!" Lin Xin hid under the bed, panting heavily and exclaimed.
"Although I know I'm handsome, charming, and very attractive, I can't take them all at once, come one by one, isn't she okay?" Lin Xin whispered under the bed.
At this moment, Lin Xin suddenly heard footsteps outside, followed by voices.
"Welcome Marquis Lin!"
Marquis Lynn? !
Hearing this, Lin Xin was shocked again. He came to Arlene's Marquis Mansion by mistake?
At this time, Lin Xin under the bed looked outside, and saw a gorgeously dressed woman with a gold ribbon around her waist and a gold bracelet walking towards her.From a distance, Lin Xin could see the other person's face clearly.
It was Arlene!
When the woman walked in, Lin Xin couldn't see the other person's whole body because of the problem of the angle of view. When she got closer, she could only see the other person's feet.
Then, there was a sound of clothes falling off...
Just when Lin Xin was considering whether to come out, his salty pig's trotter accidentally touched the other party's ankle.
"Who?!" Arlene felt something strange and shouted vigilantly.
Lin Xin had no choice but to stand up, cover her face, and said cautiously, "I'm a man, girl, don't be afraid, I don't mean anything malicious."
When Arlene heard that the other party said it was a man, her vigilance was relieved a lot, and seeing that the other party blocked her face, she couldn't help but become more curious, and asked, "Who are you? Why did you come to my Marquis's Mansion?"
Lin Xin still covered her piggy face with her straight gown and long sleeves, and said, "I just want to see you, now that I see you, I'm leaving. Take care, girl!"
With that said, I was about to leave.
Arlene grabbed Lin Xin and said, "Who are you? Why do you hide your face? Also, do we know each other?"
When Lin Xin heard this, he also stopped in his tracks, and just said, "We had a wonderful time."
Arlene understood instantly, and quickly said, "You are, you are Lin Kunkun!"
Lin Xin's face was full of black lines: I've said it a hundred times, my name is Lin Xin, okay?
"It's just, why did your figure change so much after only one day?" Arlene seemed to see the clue and asked.
Lin Xin said again: "That was just my disguise. What you meet now is my real appearance. It's just that my real body is ugly, and you may not like it."
After hearing this, Arlene pulled off Lin Xin's long sleeve without saying a word, revealing her true colors.
"Suck--"
Arlene took a long breath, and her face was instantly replaced by shock.
Lin Xin knew that the other party was overwhelmed by his pig face.
In fact, it is true.
"This is the real man!" Arlene said.
Then, Arlene took out another portrait from the box behind her, handed it to Lin Xin and said, "This is the portrait of a man left by our ancestors. Take a look, does it look like you?"
Lin Xin was also surprised after reading it. The man in the painting is really like a pig.
At this moment, Arlene patted Bajie's pig-headed face lightly with her crimson hands, and said, "Young Master Lin, I met you today, and you are a person who learns the scriptures. Although I know that sooner or later you will go to heaven with your people." Learn from the scriptures, but can you spend the last hour with me?"
Arlene's voice, with a hint of reluctance in anticipation, was like a raging fire in winter, warming Lin Xin's heart...
"my pleasure."
……
When Lin Xin returned to Yangyi again, as expected, Tang Seng had already taken off his cassock and put on a new outfit. At first glance, he still looked like a human.
"You idiot, you've been shitting for a long time!" Monkey scolded with a smile as soon as Bajie came back.
Lin Xin didn't answer this question, but asked, "Master agreed?"
"Yes!" said the monkey.
"And the empress also said that she is going to hold a big banquet for us, idiot, you are blessed." Wukong said again.
At this time, Tang Seng turned his head and said to the two of them: "Remember, I'm just planning to plan, and I won't do such a thing as husband and wife's ceremony and the loss of Yuanyang!"
"Got it, got it. No, they're here!" Wukong said with a smile, pointing at the mighty team.
"Thank you, Bajie, if you hadn't said that the empress is as beautiful as a fairy, how could I have fallen into the trap of this stinky monkey!" Tang Seng said as he went out.
"Thanks from Tang Xuanzang, +1."
Lin Xin was stunned, what did I do wrong?
"Bajie, come here, you stand next to Master." Monkey commanded.
At this time, the empress arrived in front of Yangyi on a phoenix chariot, rolled up the bead curtain, and asked the female officer beside her with a smile, "Which one is Brother Yu?"
The female official pointed to the man in the middle of the front door of the posthouse and said: "He is the younger brother of the Tang Dynasty."
The empress first looked at Bajie and Wukong next to Tang Seng, and then at Tang Seng, he was indeed a handsome and handsome man!
"Brother Yu, come and ride with me on the phoenix chariot. After today, you will be the king of this Xiliang women's country, and I will be the queen. In this life, we will never be separated." The empress said charmingly.
At this moment, Lin Xin suddenly realized a truth, what is without comparison, there is no harm.
"Brother Monkey, let's break up after Master ascends the throne." After Tang Seng got on the phoenix chariot, Lin Xin whispered to the monkey beside him.
"Idiot, what are you talking about?" the monkey scolded.
"Tell me, Brother Monkey, what else do you have besides your Huaguo Mountain, which is full of flowers and fruits, countless monkey grandchildren, many supernatural powers and that wishful golden cudgel?" Lin Xin persuaded again.
When the monkey heard it, although he thought it was weird, it seemed to make sense.
At this time, the Drifting Monk in the posthouse came out and persuaded: "Second brothers, Master can't stay here. If Master doesn't accompany us to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures, even if the three of us slaughter this daughter country, we must rescue Master." !"
The monkey nodded, and said, "Old Sun's big stick is already hungry and thirsty! Well, stop talking nonsense, let's catch up quickly, the master and the empress have gone far!"
Lin Xin: When did you become so violent?
(End of this chapter)
I have to say, sell fake drugs, no!Selling health products is really a project that exercises people's body and mind.
Contestant Lin Xin is a top talent in this industry, a top talent who escapes and hides!
If it wasn't for the five years of experience in selling counterfeit medicines, Lin Xin had developed advanced escape skills, Lin Xin might have been raped by that group of women at this time!
It's so exciting to think about!
Finally, at the corner of an alley, Lin Xin saw a window that was three or four meters above the ground. With all his strength, he jumped, perhaps thanks to the addition of the rubber fruit, and successfully jumped into it.Then, very cautiously hid under the bed in the family's house, and finally got rid of the group of crazy women.
"Huh? Where's that handsome pig?" When the women turned into the alley, Lin Xin was nowhere to be seen.
"I don't know, let's look for it again. I can't let him go. He is my mansion, and my happiness for the rest of my life depends on him..." Another woman with a pockmarked face couldn't help but dream about it.
"This motherfucker, a bunch of lunatics!" Lin Xin hid under the bed, panting heavily and exclaimed.
"Although I know I'm handsome, charming, and very attractive, I can't take them all at once, come one by one, isn't she okay?" Lin Xin whispered under the bed.
At this moment, Lin Xin suddenly heard footsteps outside, followed by voices.
"Welcome Marquis Lin!"
Marquis Lynn? !
Hearing this, Lin Xin was shocked again. He came to Arlene's Marquis Mansion by mistake?
At this time, Lin Xin under the bed looked outside, and saw a gorgeously dressed woman with a gold ribbon around her waist and a gold bracelet walking towards her.From a distance, Lin Xin could see the other person's face clearly.
It was Arlene!
When the woman walked in, Lin Xin couldn't see the other person's whole body because of the problem of the angle of view. When she got closer, she could only see the other person's feet.
Then, there was a sound of clothes falling off...
Just when Lin Xin was considering whether to come out, his salty pig's trotter accidentally touched the other party's ankle.
"Who?!" Arlene felt something strange and shouted vigilantly.
Lin Xin had no choice but to stand up, cover her face, and said cautiously, "I'm a man, girl, don't be afraid, I don't mean anything malicious."
When Arlene heard that the other party said it was a man, her vigilance was relieved a lot, and seeing that the other party blocked her face, she couldn't help but become more curious, and asked, "Who are you? Why did you come to my Marquis's Mansion?"
Lin Xin still covered her piggy face with her straight gown and long sleeves, and said, "I just want to see you, now that I see you, I'm leaving. Take care, girl!"
With that said, I was about to leave.
Arlene grabbed Lin Xin and said, "Who are you? Why do you hide your face? Also, do we know each other?"
When Lin Xin heard this, he also stopped in his tracks, and just said, "We had a wonderful time."
Arlene understood instantly, and quickly said, "You are, you are Lin Kunkun!"
Lin Xin's face was full of black lines: I've said it a hundred times, my name is Lin Xin, okay?
"It's just, why did your figure change so much after only one day?" Arlene seemed to see the clue and asked.
Lin Xin said again: "That was just my disguise. What you meet now is my real appearance. It's just that my real body is ugly, and you may not like it."
After hearing this, Arlene pulled off Lin Xin's long sleeve without saying a word, revealing her true colors.
"Suck--"
Arlene took a long breath, and her face was instantly replaced by shock.
Lin Xin knew that the other party was overwhelmed by his pig face.
In fact, it is true.
"This is the real man!" Arlene said.
Then, Arlene took out another portrait from the box behind her, handed it to Lin Xin and said, "This is the portrait of a man left by our ancestors. Take a look, does it look like you?"
Lin Xin was also surprised after reading it. The man in the painting is really like a pig.
At this moment, Arlene patted Bajie's pig-headed face lightly with her crimson hands, and said, "Young Master Lin, I met you today, and you are a person who learns the scriptures. Although I know that sooner or later you will go to heaven with your people." Learn from the scriptures, but can you spend the last hour with me?"
Arlene's voice, with a hint of reluctance in anticipation, was like a raging fire in winter, warming Lin Xin's heart...
"my pleasure."
……
When Lin Xin returned to Yangyi again, as expected, Tang Seng had already taken off his cassock and put on a new outfit. At first glance, he still looked like a human.
"You idiot, you've been shitting for a long time!" Monkey scolded with a smile as soon as Bajie came back.
Lin Xin didn't answer this question, but asked, "Master agreed?"
"Yes!" said the monkey.
"And the empress also said that she is going to hold a big banquet for us, idiot, you are blessed." Wukong said again.
At this time, Tang Seng turned his head and said to the two of them: "Remember, I'm just planning to plan, and I won't do such a thing as husband and wife's ceremony and the loss of Yuanyang!"
"Got it, got it. No, they're here!" Wukong said with a smile, pointing at the mighty team.
"Thank you, Bajie, if you hadn't said that the empress is as beautiful as a fairy, how could I have fallen into the trap of this stinky monkey!" Tang Seng said as he went out.
"Thanks from Tang Xuanzang, +1."
Lin Xin was stunned, what did I do wrong?
"Bajie, come here, you stand next to Master." Monkey commanded.
At this time, the empress arrived in front of Yangyi on a phoenix chariot, rolled up the bead curtain, and asked the female officer beside her with a smile, "Which one is Brother Yu?"
The female official pointed to the man in the middle of the front door of the posthouse and said: "He is the younger brother of the Tang Dynasty."
The empress first looked at Bajie and Wukong next to Tang Seng, and then at Tang Seng, he was indeed a handsome and handsome man!
"Brother Yu, come and ride with me on the phoenix chariot. After today, you will be the king of this Xiliang women's country, and I will be the queen. In this life, we will never be separated." The empress said charmingly.
At this moment, Lin Xin suddenly realized a truth, what is without comparison, there is no harm.
"Brother Monkey, let's break up after Master ascends the throne." After Tang Seng got on the phoenix chariot, Lin Xin whispered to the monkey beside him.
"Idiot, what are you talking about?" the monkey scolded.
"Tell me, Brother Monkey, what else do you have besides your Huaguo Mountain, which is full of flowers and fruits, countless monkey grandchildren, many supernatural powers and that wishful golden cudgel?" Lin Xin persuaded again.
When the monkey heard it, although he thought it was weird, it seemed to make sense.
At this time, the Drifting Monk in the posthouse came out and persuaded: "Second brothers, Master can't stay here. If Master doesn't accompany us to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures, even if the three of us slaughter this daughter country, we must rescue Master." !"
The monkey nodded, and said, "Old Sun's big stick is already hungry and thirsty! Well, stop talking nonsense, let's catch up quickly, the master and the empress have gone far!"
Lin Xin: When did you become so violent?
(End of this chapter)
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