The god-level lottery starts from the love apartment
Chapter 159 Artificial mental retardation
Chapter 159 Artificial mental retardation
"Fuck!"
The moment Lin Xin grabbed him, Dali instinctively called out.
Facts have proved that when a person is faced with something sudden, no matter who it is, the first reaction is to say two words.
What the hell!
……
The words that Dali shouted reached Huang Heihong's ears not far away.
"Did you hear anything just now?" Huang Heihong asked the subordinates on the side vigilantly.
"Report to the boss, no."
"Really?"
"But why did I hear a woman's voice just now?" Huang Heihong looked at the subordinate in front of him suspiciously.
Big drops of sweat instantly condensed on the face of the subordinate, seeing the yellow, black and red eyes, the subordinate knelt down instantly.
"Boss, I really didn't mean to find mistress without telling my wife!" the subordinate said in a tearful voice.
"Forget it, forget it, I'm not in the mood to care about your mess!" Huang Heihong said with a dark face.
Seeing Huang Heihong's appearance, the subordinates felt a little relieved.
Huang Heihong looked around cautiously again, and after finding that there was indeed nothing unusual, she finally felt relieved.
"Go and do your work." Huang Heihong ordered.
……
When Dali fell down, Lin Xin instinctively hugged Dali into his arms.
It's just purely wanting to protect Dali from harm.
Absolutely nothing else...
"Lin Xin, why are you so careless?"
Falling into the pit, he rubbed his painful head vigorously and complained.
"Dali, you have to listen to my explanation. You can't blame me for this matter. If you want to blame it, you can blame the gravity of the earth. Yes, it is the gravity of the earth! If there is no gravity, I will not fall." Lin Xin said seriously.
Ha ha!
"Lin Xin, what do you think is that thing?" Dali was attracted by the machine in front of him.
To be precise, that machine is shaped like a ball.
This "ball" is surrounded by railings, leaving only about ten square meters of space.
"This ball, why is it so well protected?"
Lin Xin stared at the ball and walked up it curiously.
The "ball" is as tall as Lin Xin, and the upper left corner is a switch button.
"This should be the switch."
Out of curiosity, Lin Xin touched the start button.
As soon as the button was touched, the "ball" in front of him suddenly responded.
"Ground Digger [-] is starting up, the startup is successful..."
After the beep ended, the two side doors of the machine slowly opened.
"As far as I know, this thing should be a walking tool like a car." Lin Xin looked at the two sofa seats inside and calmly analyzed.
"nonsense!"
"Go in and see!"
As soon as the two sat in, a smiling face suddenly appeared on a small screen in front of them.
"Welcome to Digger 12138, I am the artificial intelligence PIG[-], please confirm the identity of the driver."
"identifying?"
"That's right, please ask the driver to swipe his face to confirm his identity." Digger [-] said again.
"Brush your face?"
Lin Xin moved her face closer, feeling lucky.
"The face does not match. Confirmation failed."
"I'll try." Dali said with a smile.
"Dali, don't be kidding. This looks like a high-tech machine. We have to attack its genitals to activate it." Lin Xin said solemnly.
"The face does not match, but since it is a beautiful young lady, the confirmation is successful, the driver's identity has been updated, drop, it has been re-locked."
Lin Xin: "???"
That's okay too!
He raised his eyebrows vigorously and smiled slightly.
"Hey, you are discriminating against sex!" Lin Xin immediately refused to accept it.
"Come on, hit me, I just like pretty girls, I'm just mean!" Digger No. [-] said.
Then an emoji popped up on the screen.
"Sexy, GIF."
"You!" Lin Xin clenched her fists tightly.
"Okay, what's it like to be with a robot?" Dali said with a smile.
Just when the two wanted to further find out the functions inside, there was a loud landing sound outside the machine.
When Lin Xin went out to look, she found that Zeng Xiaoxian and Ziqiao had fallen from another hole.
The two were covered in dirt and looked very embarrassed.
"Teacher Zeng, Zi Qiao, why are you here?" Lin Xin asked curiously.
"Hey, don't worry about it, there are two grandsons chasing us crazily, Lin Xin, you must help us." Zeng Xiaoxian said anxiously.
Seeing Lin Xin, Zeng Xiaoxian seemed to have found a patron.
After all, this is the guy who can kill monsters.
"Hey, Mr. Zeng, if you didn't have nothing to shout about, we wouldn't be like this." Ziqiao said with a dark face.
"Quick! They're here!" A team of security guards broke in.
Looking at those people, Lin Xin sneered, and with a thought, several slender streams of water instantly locked the security guards' necks.
The water flow was like an extremely sharp rope, killing and hanging several people in an instant.
They didn't even have time to catch their breath.
"Lin Xin, you are amazing, I admire you!" Zi Qiao exclaimed.
"Routine operation." Lin Xin said lightly.
"Huh? What is this ball?" Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly spotted the ball behind Lin Xin.
"This ball is not a thing!" Lin Xin said angrily.
Zeng Xiao Xian:"???"
When this ball was mentioned, Lin Xin became angry for a while.
God damn pretty girls can update their driver status.
Programmed by that designer?
Let's practice!
This is not artificial intelligence, so it is obviously artificial mental retardation!
"Oh my god, I finally noticed me. I am Digger [-], and it is Mr. Huang's first-generation high-tech product."
As soon as a few people squeezed in, Digger [-] sent another notification tone.
"The current driver is Ms. Zhuge Dali, my dear lady, you just need to touch the ball in front of me, and I will start it automatically."
"I love you, what a da!" The screen turned into a picture of blowing kisses again.
Seeing this, Lin Xin's face turned completely dark.
Play the ball, right?
I will fuck you to death!
"Zi Qiao, why do I feel that something is wrong with Lin Xin?" Zeng Xiaoxian said weakly.
"Yeah, I also found that the cabin has become colder." Zi Qiao replied.
"It is detected that the temperature in the cabin has dropped to sub-zero degrees. Do you want to turn on the heating system?"
fuck off!
Lin Xin touched the ball with his hand, with an evil expression on his face...
what! ! !
"I was wrong, I dare not do it again!" Digger No. [-] said weakly.
The expression also changed to whining and crying.
That's more or less.
But Lin Xin ignored one point.
This operation by myself made the other three feel a little uncomfortable.
"Lin Xin, when you tee off, can you be more steady, I'm going to throw up." Zeng Xiaoxian said with a painful expression on his face.
Just as a few people were complaining, the machine suddenly rose slowly.
"What's going on?" Zi Qiao asked hurriedly.
"We seem to be rising."
"Qiaoqiu, turn on the observation mode." Dali gave the order.
As soon as the words fell, a small observation mirror was released from the machine.
At this time, they have been brought to the stage by the elevator.
The field of vision is not very large, only the yellow, black and red buttocks in front of him can be seen.
"Qiaoqiu, turn on the panoramic mode!" Dali said with a black line on his face.
The observation mirror emits an imperceptible infrared ray, which scans the whole field, and the scene of the whole field is completely displayed in front of the machine.
The audience has been crowded with all kinds of reporters.
Yifei, Zhang Wei and Fatty Wang sat under the stage, staring intently at Wu Xie on the stage, ready to go.
And Huang Heihong straightened her clothes and began to prepare for the live broadcast.
(End of this chapter)
"Fuck!"
The moment Lin Xin grabbed him, Dali instinctively called out.
Facts have proved that when a person is faced with something sudden, no matter who it is, the first reaction is to say two words.
What the hell!
……
The words that Dali shouted reached Huang Heihong's ears not far away.
"Did you hear anything just now?" Huang Heihong asked the subordinates on the side vigilantly.
"Report to the boss, no."
"Really?"
"But why did I hear a woman's voice just now?" Huang Heihong looked at the subordinate in front of him suspiciously.
Big drops of sweat instantly condensed on the face of the subordinate, seeing the yellow, black and red eyes, the subordinate knelt down instantly.
"Boss, I really didn't mean to find mistress without telling my wife!" the subordinate said in a tearful voice.
"Forget it, forget it, I'm not in the mood to care about your mess!" Huang Heihong said with a dark face.
Seeing Huang Heihong's appearance, the subordinates felt a little relieved.
Huang Heihong looked around cautiously again, and after finding that there was indeed nothing unusual, she finally felt relieved.
"Go and do your work." Huang Heihong ordered.
……
When Dali fell down, Lin Xin instinctively hugged Dali into his arms.
It's just purely wanting to protect Dali from harm.
Absolutely nothing else...
"Lin Xin, why are you so careless?"
Falling into the pit, he rubbed his painful head vigorously and complained.
"Dali, you have to listen to my explanation. You can't blame me for this matter. If you want to blame it, you can blame the gravity of the earth. Yes, it is the gravity of the earth! If there is no gravity, I will not fall." Lin Xin said seriously.
Ha ha!
"Lin Xin, what do you think is that thing?" Dali was attracted by the machine in front of him.
To be precise, that machine is shaped like a ball.
This "ball" is surrounded by railings, leaving only about ten square meters of space.
"This ball, why is it so well protected?"
Lin Xin stared at the ball and walked up it curiously.
The "ball" is as tall as Lin Xin, and the upper left corner is a switch button.
"This should be the switch."
Out of curiosity, Lin Xin touched the start button.
As soon as the button was touched, the "ball" in front of him suddenly responded.
"Ground Digger [-] is starting up, the startup is successful..."
After the beep ended, the two side doors of the machine slowly opened.
"As far as I know, this thing should be a walking tool like a car." Lin Xin looked at the two sofa seats inside and calmly analyzed.
"nonsense!"
"Go in and see!"
As soon as the two sat in, a smiling face suddenly appeared on a small screen in front of them.
"Welcome to Digger 12138, I am the artificial intelligence PIG[-], please confirm the identity of the driver."
"identifying?"
"That's right, please ask the driver to swipe his face to confirm his identity." Digger [-] said again.
"Brush your face?"
Lin Xin moved her face closer, feeling lucky.
"The face does not match. Confirmation failed."
"I'll try." Dali said with a smile.
"Dali, don't be kidding. This looks like a high-tech machine. We have to attack its genitals to activate it." Lin Xin said solemnly.
"The face does not match, but since it is a beautiful young lady, the confirmation is successful, the driver's identity has been updated, drop, it has been re-locked."
Lin Xin: "???"
That's okay too!
He raised his eyebrows vigorously and smiled slightly.
"Hey, you are discriminating against sex!" Lin Xin immediately refused to accept it.
"Come on, hit me, I just like pretty girls, I'm just mean!" Digger No. [-] said.
Then an emoji popped up on the screen.
"Sexy, GIF."
"You!" Lin Xin clenched her fists tightly.
"Okay, what's it like to be with a robot?" Dali said with a smile.
Just when the two wanted to further find out the functions inside, there was a loud landing sound outside the machine.
When Lin Xin went out to look, she found that Zeng Xiaoxian and Ziqiao had fallen from another hole.
The two were covered in dirt and looked very embarrassed.
"Teacher Zeng, Zi Qiao, why are you here?" Lin Xin asked curiously.
"Hey, don't worry about it, there are two grandsons chasing us crazily, Lin Xin, you must help us." Zeng Xiaoxian said anxiously.
Seeing Lin Xin, Zeng Xiaoxian seemed to have found a patron.
After all, this is the guy who can kill monsters.
"Hey, Mr. Zeng, if you didn't have nothing to shout about, we wouldn't be like this." Ziqiao said with a dark face.
"Quick! They're here!" A team of security guards broke in.
Looking at those people, Lin Xin sneered, and with a thought, several slender streams of water instantly locked the security guards' necks.
The water flow was like an extremely sharp rope, killing and hanging several people in an instant.
They didn't even have time to catch their breath.
"Lin Xin, you are amazing, I admire you!" Zi Qiao exclaimed.
"Routine operation." Lin Xin said lightly.
"Huh? What is this ball?" Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly spotted the ball behind Lin Xin.
"This ball is not a thing!" Lin Xin said angrily.
Zeng Xiao Xian:"???"
When this ball was mentioned, Lin Xin became angry for a while.
God damn pretty girls can update their driver status.
Programmed by that designer?
Let's practice!
This is not artificial intelligence, so it is obviously artificial mental retardation!
"Oh my god, I finally noticed me. I am Digger [-], and it is Mr. Huang's first-generation high-tech product."
As soon as a few people squeezed in, Digger [-] sent another notification tone.
"The current driver is Ms. Zhuge Dali, my dear lady, you just need to touch the ball in front of me, and I will start it automatically."
"I love you, what a da!" The screen turned into a picture of blowing kisses again.
Seeing this, Lin Xin's face turned completely dark.
Play the ball, right?
I will fuck you to death!
"Zi Qiao, why do I feel that something is wrong with Lin Xin?" Zeng Xiaoxian said weakly.
"Yeah, I also found that the cabin has become colder." Zi Qiao replied.
"It is detected that the temperature in the cabin has dropped to sub-zero degrees. Do you want to turn on the heating system?"
fuck off!
Lin Xin touched the ball with his hand, with an evil expression on his face...
what! ! !
"I was wrong, I dare not do it again!" Digger No. [-] said weakly.
The expression also changed to whining and crying.
That's more or less.
But Lin Xin ignored one point.
This operation by myself made the other three feel a little uncomfortable.
"Lin Xin, when you tee off, can you be more steady, I'm going to throw up." Zeng Xiaoxian said with a painful expression on his face.
Just as a few people were complaining, the machine suddenly rose slowly.
"What's going on?" Zi Qiao asked hurriedly.
"We seem to be rising."
"Qiaoqiu, turn on the observation mode." Dali gave the order.
As soon as the words fell, a small observation mirror was released from the machine.
At this time, they have been brought to the stage by the elevator.
The field of vision is not very large, only the yellow, black and red buttocks in front of him can be seen.
"Qiaoqiu, turn on the panoramic mode!" Dali said with a black line on his face.
The observation mirror emits an imperceptible infrared ray, which scans the whole field, and the scene of the whole field is completely displayed in front of the machine.
The audience has been crowded with all kinds of reporters.
Yifei, Zhang Wei and Fatty Wang sat under the stage, staring intently at Wu Xie on the stage, ready to go.
And Huang Heihong straightened her clothes and began to prepare for the live broadcast.
(End of this chapter)
You'll Also Like
-
Douluo: I, the judgment of destruction, the divine skill to destroy the world
Chapter 281 3 hours ago -
Douluo: I am the God King of Healing
Chapter 194 3 hours ago -
After I Hanged Up, I Became the Strongest Beast Master
Chapter 242 3 hours ago -
My Achievements are a bit Abstract
Chapter 250 3 hours ago -
Swear Fealty To Me, My Subjects!
Chapter 540 3 hours ago -
Games with fairies
Chapter 309 3 hours ago -
Dragon Ball Super: Exposed! I'm a super saiyan
Chapter 197 3 hours ago -
I can gain experience points in Genshin Impact
Chapter 644 3 hours ago -
I'm the Master of the Yellow Springs
Chapter 492 3 hours ago -
How can I become an immortal just by playing a game?
Chapter 358 3 hours ago