This Douluo is too ordinary

Chapter 16 Never Expected, Shrek Academy Is So Broken
"Why, can't you live alone? I'm still a child." Ye Yu was a little annoyed after hearing this.Damn, look down on me, why don't you have a girlfriend, don't you have human rights if you are single?Master still needs you to pimp?
"No, no, I'm disturbing the guests." The waiter was also a little embarrassed, and kindly found you a girl to play games with, and didn't want to be ungrateful, thinking, "There is no female companion, you go to the Rose Hotel to play lonely." '

Immediately, Ye Yu glared at the waiter, took the key, ignored it, and went straight to the room on the third floor.

After finding his own room, Ye Yu went in and took a look.

The decoration of the room is very ambiguous, which adds a lot of fun to people.However, Ye Yu has practiced the god-level body training technique, so he is not usually thick-skinned, so he just ignores it.

After viewing the room, Ye Yu planned to visit Soto City.Ever since Ye Yu came to Douluo Continent, he has never visited such a bustling city.In the past at Notting College, because Notting City was not very lively, and Ye Yu was busy brushing up skills and spirit ring levels, he had no time to relax, so he just went out to play today.

Just as Ye Yu was about to go downstairs, there was a noise of fighting in the hall downstairs.

It was Tang San and Xiao Wu who arrived, but they clashed with Dai Mubai, one of the later seven monsters, the evil-eyed white tiger.

At this moment, Ye Yu remembered, it seemed that the two parties had a dispute over the room grabbing, and they fought directly.

After Ye Yu came downstairs, she didn't try to persuade the fight, but directly found a sofa to sit down, and sat aside to watch the excitement.For some technologies on the Douluo Continent, Ye Yu can be said to be full of slots.

It is clear that Douluo Continent is an ancient society, but there are some leftover soul guidance techniques.For example, sofas and soul guide lamps in hotels; microphones and speakers in the soul fighting arena, there are a lot of black technology.

After a while, the battle between the two ended.In the end, Tang San won and got the key to the room.As for Dai Mubai, he hugged left and right directly, and took the two twin girls out.

However, there is a price for Dai Mubai's pretending to be B, at least Dai Mubai needs to pay for the repair cost of the Rose Hotel.

'Hmm~, Dai Mubai should be having a good time tonight, it's double happiness after all. 'Ye Yu thought so.

At this time, the manager of the hotel gave Tang San and the other two a room called Red Rose, which was next door to Ye Yu, and it was free of charge.

"Xiao San, you and Xiao Wu have finally achieved a fruitful cultivation. We all know that we have a room at a love hotel, not bad." Ye Yu teased Tang San and the two of them.

Tang San and the two who heard the voice, only now found Ye Yu who was sitting on the sidelines watching the play.

"Ah, Brother Yu, why are you here? By the way, Brother Yu, didn't you go hunting for spirit rings?" After hearing Ye Yu's words, Xiao Wu glanced at Tang San quietly, her face began to turn red.

"Xiao Wu, you are so stupid, of course Brother Yu has obtained the spirit ring and returned." Well, it's confirmed, Tang San is a straight man.

"Okay, third brother, you actually said I was stupid, I think you are the one who is so stupid, you are so stupid, you are so mad at me." Xiao Wu stomped her feet angrily. Yu Du could see clearly that only Tang San was a straight man and always regarded Xiao Wu as his younger sister.

"Ahem, you two, stop cultivating affection. I'm still single, so don't feed me dog food. By the way, I'm out shopping, so you guys do your work first." Ye Yu left directly, he didn't want to eat dog food.

Ye Yu returned to the Rose Hotel after buying a lot of ingredients and daily necessities in Soto City.After all, Ye Yu knew that the current Shrek Academy was a mess, and Ye Yu couldn't bear the lack of soup and water in the cafeteria all day long.Now is the age that needs to strengthen cultivation, poor nutrition is not enough.

The next day, the three of Ye Yu left the south gate of Soto City and went directly to Shrek Academy.

Shrek Academy is located outside Soto City, and it is still a bit of a road from Soto City.

Tang San came to Shrek because of Da Shi, and Xiao Wu came with Tang San.

As for Ye Yu, although Shrek Academy didn't help him much, Ye Yu felt that it would be a great regret in life if he didn't meet the Shrek Seven Monsters when he came to Douluo Dalu.

Of course, Ye Yu didn't intend to pick up girls when he went to Shrek Academy.After seeing Qian Renxue's peerless face in the Star Dou Forest before, she made up her mind.He, the future Sword God Douluo, will recognize Qian Renxue from now on, as for cat girls and pretty lolita, that doesn't matter anymore.

Well, Ye Yu has already figured out his own title, he will be called Sword God Douluo, and anyone who refuses to accept it will be hacked to death.

Along the way, Tang San looked at the more and more remote roads, feeling bad.Looking around, apart from farmland or farmland, there is no trace of a large college at all.The old master had said that, after leaving Soto City, go south and you will see Shrek Academy.

Xiao Wu who hadn't walked for a while began to cry out that she was tired and asked Tang San to carry it.Unable to withstand Xiao Wu's soft and hard paws, Tang San became Xiao Wu's mount, walking with Xiao Wu on his back.This caused Ye Yu to directly distance himself from the two of them, obviously because he didn't want to eat dog food.

"Third Brother, why haven't you arrived yet?" Xiao Wu began to complain.

"Now I'm carrying you, okay, I didn't even feel tired at first, so you called me." Tang San felt that he couldn't get used to Xiao Wu, otherwise he wouldn't have the majesty of being an older brother in the future.

"Hmph, I'm ignoring you."

"Okay, you two shut up, don't spread dog food anymore, we'll be there soon." Ye Yu had already seen Shrek Academy at this time, and immediately stopped the two of them from continuing to spread dog food.

The two who were distributing dog food also looked directly into the distance after hearing this, and saw a small village not far ahead.This village is smaller than Holy Soul Village, with only about a hundred households.

At the entrance of the village, quite a few people gathered.

After the three of them approached, they found that the gathered people were all teenagers and girls about their age, and they were queuing up.As for the middle-aged men and women next to them, they should be the parents of these teenagers.

I saw a table set up at the entrance of the village, and an old man was sitting behind the seat.There is also a plaque on the arch made of wood, which says 'Shrek Academy', and there is a head of a green monster next to it, which looks a little funny.

This scene shocked Tang San and Xiao Wu, they didn't expect that the Shrek Academy that Dashi was talking about was like this.And Ye Yu, who was familiar with the original work, was also a little stunned at this time. He had already prepared for Shrek Academy to be broken, but he didn't expect that he still overestimated.This is not very broken, it is obviously super broken.

I don't know what Flender, who is the dean of Shrek Academy, thinks, even if he doesn't accept political funds from the Barak Kingdom, he can go to the Star Dou Forest to hunt some soul beasts and get money.
Speaking of being stingy, Ye Yu remembered, it seems that Dean Flender is an iron cock, very stingy.I heard that Zhao Wou-ki, as the vice president, hasn't received his salary for a long time, and I don't know if it's true.Hmm~ I have to ask when I have time.

Xiao Wu who came back to her senses said to Tang San and Ye Yu: "Brother Yu, Brother San, why don't you go, this place looks so bad, it's not as good as Notting College."

Ye Yu also replied: "Xiao Wu is right, will there be bugs crawling into the bed when you sleep at night?"

As soon as these words came out, Xiao Wu's face turned pale with fright.She could imagine waking up in the morning and seeing the quilt full of bugs.

"Ahem, Brother Yu, Xiao Wu, my teacher introduced me here, it must be unusual, let's go in and have a look first." Tang San was also a little embarrassed, wondering why Da Shi would introduce him here.

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