I'm crazy

Chapter 80 The God of Learning
As for Shu Pan who made Hang Quan run up and down now?
Of course it was with Wu Li, the big fish she wanted to catch.

"Come on, eat something, you haven't eaten all day."

Shu Pan courteously tore open the bread and brought it to Wu Li's mouth.

Wu Li was busy playing cards, and when he heard this, he became impatient and really wanted to throw this woman out.

Damn it, why did I agree to that stupid request in the first place.

This goes back to a month ago, when Wu Li and his group of cronies and friends were tired of racing, drinking, making models, and planned to play something pure and different.

In this way, the truth or dare proposed by one person was adopted.

Wu Li had a rough day, practiced and lost, he always chose the truth the first few times, but the people he played with were all people from similar family backgrounds who had been playing with him for several years.

Who doesn't know about his "glorious deeds", and doesn't know what to ask for the truth.

Just when he lost the last time and wanted to choose the truth, he was provoked by the people around him, thinking, a big risk is a big risk, and he was worried that they would dare to punish him?

If it happened again, Wu Li would never agree to this event, damn it, it's really a scam.

Wu Li looked at the three-none girl in front of him who wanted looks but no looks, figure but no figure, and self-cultivation and self-cultivation. He really wanted to go back and kill his original self.

What is the big adventure that cheated him?
It is to chase the person who hugged him first today, and then date for a month.

Wu Li didn't take it seriously at all, he has so many women, just find a hug.

It's a pity that they didn't expect that just after they called the waiter to pay the bill, the woman in front of him fell on top of him in an idol drama.

Immediately whistling and whistling, screaming and screaming, no one came to pull the pig up for him, Wu Li's face turned black, these guys who gloated at other people's misfortune.

He had been dating for half a month in name, and besides, he was not stupid, so he could see what this woman was planning.

It's nothing more than wanting to fly up the branches and become a phoenix, but the abacus is quite good.

But is she overestimating herself?

Although he, Wu Li, likes to play with and has played with many women, but that is because the other party is willing.

Besides, this woman's heart is not so big.

She still wants to be his wife of the Wu family, which is really beautiful.

In the past half a month, Wu Li watched this woman pretending to be gentle and virtuous, obviously her acting skills were not good, but she thought she was doing very well.

Hadn't he, the second generation ancestor, seen what real love looks like?

Just like now, he just didn't give her a reaction, the resentment in her eyes couldn't be concealed, tsk!

Wu Li threw away the cards, ignored so many people, and said directly: "Shu Pan, we agreed at the beginning that you will be my girlfriend for a month, and I will try my best to meet your requirements during this month. You don't need to do anything, but you promised yourself, our relationship is fake, you know it!"

The people who played cards around looked over. Although they, the second generation ancestors, were not really the big brothers and cousins ​​who were cultivated as heirs, they were excellent.

But in that environment, no one is a fool.

Shu Pan bit her lip, the most beautiful thing on her body was her lips.

In an instant, the bloodshot lips became bright red and looked very attractive.

The people around, including Wu Li, almost didn't laugh at this shoddy seduction!
Shu Pan was on the verge of weeping, his posture was aggrieved, "Wu Li, I know it was just an agreement at the beginning, but after more than half a month, I really...really..."

As if very embarrassed, she bit her lip again, and a tear trickled down from the corner of her eye.

Wu Li: "..."

He wants to take back his previous thoughts. This acting skill is incredible!
Wu Li became impatient: "Shu Pan, don't pretend, don't think that I can't see what you are thinking. In the past half a month, I bought you enough bags, cosmetics, etc. I didn't take advantage of you at all, it was just a joke, now I've had enough, you should go back as soon as possible and study hard!"

This made everyone laugh, and a yellow-haired boy next to him joked, "Hey, since when did Second Young Master Wu know how to persuade people to be kind?"

The people around echoed: "That's right! Second Young Master Wu is planning to put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha right away? Hahahahahaha."

Wu Li said with a smile: "Fuck you, you're looking for smoke!"

Shu Pan's nails were firmly dug into the palm of his hand, so as not to let himself slap him.

what?
It's just because of her family background that she thinks she's amazing, and dares to humiliate her.

At this time, Shu Pan obviously forgot that she was still wearing the "something" bought for her by the "thing" around her neck!
Another tear fell slowly, Shu Pan stood up, picked up the bag on the sofa, and said sincerely: "Whether you believe it or not, I really like you, Wu Li, you have the right to own me at any time." .”

After finishing speaking, he walked out slowly step by step and turning his head three times.

The second-generation ancestors who were confused by these few words were still in a state of confusion.

After a while, a burst of laughter came from the box.

"Hahahahahaha, my god! I laughed so hard!"

"Hahaha, is this the characteristic of a good student? Hahahahahaha!"

No, good students were hacked miserably!
"You are entitled to own me at any time. Hahahahahahahaha, hurry up, hurry up! I can't do it anymore, my stomach hurts!"

"Give me some water, who will give me some water! Hahahahahaha, where did this come from!"

A group of second-generation ancestors laughed so hard that they clutched their stomachs and fell to the ground, tears streaming down the floor.

The yellow-haired boy who teased Wu Li just now covered his stomach with one hand, and beat the ground with the other hand as if he didn't know it hurt.

"Damn me! Second Young Master Wu, you are qualified to own me at any time. Hahahahahaha!"

As soon as this sentence came out, the laughter that had gradually stopped began to grow louder again.

"hahahahahahahahaha!"

Wu Li was about to explode, "Hey, you are all enough!"

What a shame, his reputation has been completely ruined!

"Damn it, really!" Wu Li picked up a bottle of wine and threw it out. The loud noise made everyone who was still laughing slowly stop.

The blond hair was still covering his belly that ached from laughing with one hand, and sat down on the sofa with his waist bent.

"Everyone is not laughing at you, don't be angry, it's fortunate that you got rid of this woman, otherwise, otherwise, you really have it at any time. Hahahahahaha!"

"..."

It's really good not to say.

"Hahahahahaha!"

Well, now the laughter can't stop for a while.

Wu Li looked at the friends who were laughing together, and was so angry that he couldn't speak.

He picked up the wine and took a big gulp, then fell on the sofa without saying a word.

Commonly known as - play dead.

Laugh! Laugh!

Laughed enough to stop naturally.

Wu Li wondered, how did he get to this point?

Oh!Blame the damn truth or dare!

damn it!I will never play this shit anymore!

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