Three Kingdoms: The opening system forced me to marry Diaochan
Chapter 190 Are You Stupid
Chapter 190 Are You Stupid
"Pa..." Qin Lang slapped Huang Gai on the shoulder, and said, "Foreigner, you have not realized the countless cattle and sheep you promised, so you want to get my apprentice's idea? This is not good!"
Huang Gai woke up suddenly, and was really awakened by Qin Lang's slap. He made up his mind that Cao Cao would not be able to weigh the elephant, so he dared to make a big promise.
But now it has been claimed, and it cannot be refuted.
After weighing the stone, if he doesn't accept this method, if Cao Cao really kills the elephant and weighs it in pieces, he can still get the result.
At that time, it will be bad!
It's not good now, the countless cattle and sheep can't be brought out, and when Cao Cao captures him for interrogation, if he finds out his identity, what Sun Ce did will be embarrassing.
"Officer, you are also the lord's brother-in-law after all, so you can't do this!"
Huang Gai was in a hurry, why did Cao Cao's son become your apprentice?If he has a daughter, it must be your wife?
It is said that you, Qin Lang, like married women, but I think you clearly like little girls!
No... You Qin Guanren like all women!
"Then why don't you leave, stay here and wait to be dealt with?" Qin Lang would not just watch Huang Gai suffer misfortune, and if it really came to the battle of Chibi in the future, he would have to count on this old boy to be willing to fight and suffer. Woolen cloth.
What's more, if Huang Gai is cheated, it will be difficult to explain when he goes to Jiangdong in the future.
"I want to go too, but how can I go!"
Huang Gai was also anxious, but he didn't care whether Cao Mengde would take his anger out on the foreigners after he left.
This has nothing to do with his fart, but it can restrain part of Cao Cao's power.
The most important thing now is that in order to dress up as a foreigner, I have a big beard, which is the most conspicuous everywhere I go!
"Are you an idiot?" Qin Lang almost killed Huang Gai, "Your beard is fake, it's glued on, you can just pull it off!"
Look at Cao Chong, the answer is what you can see, and you don't need to say it yourself.
Looking at Liu Xie again, he can think of clothes and belts with a single look.
You are a famous general passed down to future generations, even Liu Xie can't compare.
No wonder Cao Cao was able to succeed. According to records, Cao Cao, whom Ma Chao once fought, fled and chased him all the way.
With a loud roar, the person in the red cloak is Cao thief, and Cao Cao immediately undressed.
Another roar, the man with the long beard is Cao Cao, Cao Cao immediately cut off his beard with his sword, this is called cleverness.
"Huh? Yeah..." Huang Gai gasped for a while, "That's right, my beard is fake, as long as I run away at night tonight, who can find it?"
"Thank you for the reminder!" Huang Gai became alert again and looked around.
Fortunately, everyone was now attracted by Cao Cao's temptation, and they didn't realize that half of the beard on Huang Gai's face had fallen off.
"Huang Gai, you owe me another favor, this is two!"
After Qin Lang finished speaking, he ignored Huang Gai, but turned around and walked towards Cao Chong.
Huang Gai was not the only one who had the intent to kill Cao Chong here.
There were even several killing intents coming from behind Cao Cao.
After all, you are young, and you can't bear your emotions.
Cao Cao may not have noticed it because of the matter in front of him.You may have noticed it, but didn't show it.
"Master, this disciple did it!" Cao Chong's face was dirty, and his body was also wet by the river water. The smiling face he showed at this moment was so innocent.
"Go talk to your father, tell Mengde, you did it!"
Qin Lang rubbed Cao Chong's head, and raised his head to look at Cao Cao.
Cao Cao's gaze had long been on Cao Chong's body, until Qin Lang raised his head and looked over.
The two are far away, but they can clearly perceive each other's sight.
"Meng De, it's a pity that I can only be your enemy in this life! It's a pity that you, Cao Cao, are the hero, and your descendants are all too short-lived!" Qin Lang moved his lips.
"Officer, you suddenly appeared, accepted Chong'er as a disciple, and taught the method of calling images. Are you implying that you want to conquer the world with me, but why am I so uneasy?"
Cao Cao didn't say a word, his expression became more and more complicated.
The two have different thoughts.
In this life, no matter how high a position is, what precious thing can the inner obsession be?
There are only three words "unobtainable".
Even if you become an emperor, you will still have these three characters.
To be able to hold back the sadness, to move forward indomitably, to be able to hold back emotions, and to move forward indifferently is my Cao Mengde. I would rather let the world down than let the world down on me.
If there is a day when I regret it, when my old man is dying, I will go to your grave and talk to you again!
In this world, I am determined!
At this moment, Cao Cao seemed to realize that he finally got rid of the last shadow of Hanchen in his heart.
At this moment, Cao Cao became the real Cao Cao!
Qin Lang's expression was slightly stunned, he was keenly aware of the difference in Cao Cao, and his aura had a fundamental change.
If the previous Cao Cao still had the shadow of his subordinates standing in front of Liu Xie, then the current Cao Cao is the No.1 who can control the world.
He is not the emperor, but he is even more impressive and dazzling than the emperor.
"I said... Brother Xuande, what a fate it is for you to be able to create such a huge foundation in the process of competing with this person. Could it be that the royal family of the Han Dynasty really gathered all the remaining luck in you?" body?" Qin Lang sighed.
Cao Chong weighed out the weight of the elephant, Cao Cao was very happy, there will be no curfew tonight, and he will have a big banquet tonight.
There were eunuchs in the palace, and when they arrived at Liu Bei's residence, they said, "Uncle Emperor, Your Majesty has caught a cold and is sick!"
"What?" Liu Bei was shocked.
Now that Qin Lang hasn't come back, he must have gone to see Cao Cao. Your Majesty is seriously ill, so what's the matter?
"Go, I will follow you into the palace and visit His Majesty!"
"Uncle Huang, the gate of the city is guarded by soldiers, so you can't get in!"
"Presumptuous, that's because you can't get in. I am the emperor's uncle, the emperor's uncle who the emperor personally recognizes. Why can't I enter the palace? Who dares to stop me?"
Liu Bei also suffered some irritation today, with tears in his eyes, showing his will to die.
"Today I will take this hoe and go into the palace. I will kill anyone who dares to stop me. I will not stop until I am killed!"
"Uncle Huang is really a loyal minister and righteous man!" The eunuch knelt down on the ground, crying loudly.
Recently, His Majesty has been crying at every turn. They are servants who have learned how to behave, but they have become addicted to crying.
This stream of tears can really ease the mood.
"Ok?"
Liu Bei turned around and looked at the eunuch.
What's the situation, I'm here to express my feelings, why are you crying?
The point is, what's the use of crying?
You cry worse than me, how can you still show me?
How can you cry now, how can you mess up in this world?
My f*cking best skills have all been stolen?
Why don't I just stop crying, I... I won't cry when I enter the palace to see His Majesty!
(End of this chapter)
"Pa..." Qin Lang slapped Huang Gai on the shoulder, and said, "Foreigner, you have not realized the countless cattle and sheep you promised, so you want to get my apprentice's idea? This is not good!"
Huang Gai woke up suddenly, and was really awakened by Qin Lang's slap. He made up his mind that Cao Cao would not be able to weigh the elephant, so he dared to make a big promise.
But now it has been claimed, and it cannot be refuted.
After weighing the stone, if he doesn't accept this method, if Cao Cao really kills the elephant and weighs it in pieces, he can still get the result.
At that time, it will be bad!
It's not good now, the countless cattle and sheep can't be brought out, and when Cao Cao captures him for interrogation, if he finds out his identity, what Sun Ce did will be embarrassing.
"Officer, you are also the lord's brother-in-law after all, so you can't do this!"
Huang Gai was in a hurry, why did Cao Cao's son become your apprentice?If he has a daughter, it must be your wife?
It is said that you, Qin Lang, like married women, but I think you clearly like little girls!
No... You Qin Guanren like all women!
"Then why don't you leave, stay here and wait to be dealt with?" Qin Lang would not just watch Huang Gai suffer misfortune, and if it really came to the battle of Chibi in the future, he would have to count on this old boy to be willing to fight and suffer. Woolen cloth.
What's more, if Huang Gai is cheated, it will be difficult to explain when he goes to Jiangdong in the future.
"I want to go too, but how can I go!"
Huang Gai was also anxious, but he didn't care whether Cao Mengde would take his anger out on the foreigners after he left.
This has nothing to do with his fart, but it can restrain part of Cao Cao's power.
The most important thing now is that in order to dress up as a foreigner, I have a big beard, which is the most conspicuous everywhere I go!
"Are you an idiot?" Qin Lang almost killed Huang Gai, "Your beard is fake, it's glued on, you can just pull it off!"
Look at Cao Chong, the answer is what you can see, and you don't need to say it yourself.
Looking at Liu Xie again, he can think of clothes and belts with a single look.
You are a famous general passed down to future generations, even Liu Xie can't compare.
No wonder Cao Cao was able to succeed. According to records, Cao Cao, whom Ma Chao once fought, fled and chased him all the way.
With a loud roar, the person in the red cloak is Cao thief, and Cao Cao immediately undressed.
Another roar, the man with the long beard is Cao Cao, Cao Cao immediately cut off his beard with his sword, this is called cleverness.
"Huh? Yeah..." Huang Gai gasped for a while, "That's right, my beard is fake, as long as I run away at night tonight, who can find it?"
"Thank you for the reminder!" Huang Gai became alert again and looked around.
Fortunately, everyone was now attracted by Cao Cao's temptation, and they didn't realize that half of the beard on Huang Gai's face had fallen off.
"Huang Gai, you owe me another favor, this is two!"
After Qin Lang finished speaking, he ignored Huang Gai, but turned around and walked towards Cao Chong.
Huang Gai was not the only one who had the intent to kill Cao Chong here.
There were even several killing intents coming from behind Cao Cao.
After all, you are young, and you can't bear your emotions.
Cao Cao may not have noticed it because of the matter in front of him.You may have noticed it, but didn't show it.
"Master, this disciple did it!" Cao Chong's face was dirty, and his body was also wet by the river water. The smiling face he showed at this moment was so innocent.
"Go talk to your father, tell Mengde, you did it!"
Qin Lang rubbed Cao Chong's head, and raised his head to look at Cao Cao.
Cao Cao's gaze had long been on Cao Chong's body, until Qin Lang raised his head and looked over.
The two are far away, but they can clearly perceive each other's sight.
"Meng De, it's a pity that I can only be your enemy in this life! It's a pity that you, Cao Cao, are the hero, and your descendants are all too short-lived!" Qin Lang moved his lips.
"Officer, you suddenly appeared, accepted Chong'er as a disciple, and taught the method of calling images. Are you implying that you want to conquer the world with me, but why am I so uneasy?"
Cao Cao didn't say a word, his expression became more and more complicated.
The two have different thoughts.
In this life, no matter how high a position is, what precious thing can the inner obsession be?
There are only three words "unobtainable".
Even if you become an emperor, you will still have these three characters.
To be able to hold back the sadness, to move forward indomitably, to be able to hold back emotions, and to move forward indifferently is my Cao Mengde. I would rather let the world down than let the world down on me.
If there is a day when I regret it, when my old man is dying, I will go to your grave and talk to you again!
In this world, I am determined!
At this moment, Cao Cao seemed to realize that he finally got rid of the last shadow of Hanchen in his heart.
At this moment, Cao Cao became the real Cao Cao!
Qin Lang's expression was slightly stunned, he was keenly aware of the difference in Cao Cao, and his aura had a fundamental change.
If the previous Cao Cao still had the shadow of his subordinates standing in front of Liu Xie, then the current Cao Cao is the No.1 who can control the world.
He is not the emperor, but he is even more impressive and dazzling than the emperor.
"I said... Brother Xuande, what a fate it is for you to be able to create such a huge foundation in the process of competing with this person. Could it be that the royal family of the Han Dynasty really gathered all the remaining luck in you?" body?" Qin Lang sighed.
Cao Chong weighed out the weight of the elephant, Cao Cao was very happy, there will be no curfew tonight, and he will have a big banquet tonight.
There were eunuchs in the palace, and when they arrived at Liu Bei's residence, they said, "Uncle Emperor, Your Majesty has caught a cold and is sick!"
"What?" Liu Bei was shocked.
Now that Qin Lang hasn't come back, he must have gone to see Cao Cao. Your Majesty is seriously ill, so what's the matter?
"Go, I will follow you into the palace and visit His Majesty!"
"Uncle Huang, the gate of the city is guarded by soldiers, so you can't get in!"
"Presumptuous, that's because you can't get in. I am the emperor's uncle, the emperor's uncle who the emperor personally recognizes. Why can't I enter the palace? Who dares to stop me?"
Liu Bei also suffered some irritation today, with tears in his eyes, showing his will to die.
"Today I will take this hoe and go into the palace. I will kill anyone who dares to stop me. I will not stop until I am killed!"
"Uncle Huang is really a loyal minister and righteous man!" The eunuch knelt down on the ground, crying loudly.
Recently, His Majesty has been crying at every turn. They are servants who have learned how to behave, but they have become addicted to crying.
This stream of tears can really ease the mood.
"Ok?"
Liu Bei turned around and looked at the eunuch.
What's the situation, I'm here to express my feelings, why are you crying?
The point is, what's the use of crying?
You cry worse than me, how can you still show me?
How can you cry now, how can you mess up in this world?
My f*cking best skills have all been stolen?
Why don't I just stop crying, I... I won't cry when I enter the palace to see His Majesty!
(End of this chapter)
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