King of Special Forces Thief God

Chapter 761

Chapter 764

Seeing Long Xiaoyun's back disappearing into the kitchen, Ye Luoyang cleaned up the leftovers on the table, went to the sofa carelessly, and turned on the TV.

The remote control randomly dialed a few channels. The current TV programs are basically reruns of TV series, or overwhelming variety shows. It seems that they are really meaningless.

"Yoyo!"

"Look at this bowl, it's big and round!"

"Look at this face, it's long and wide!"

On the TV, a handsome and sunny male star was rapping hard on a variety show, causing the surrounding people to scream.

Ye Luoyang watched coldly.

He really doesn't know anything about rap.

I don't know if it's the effect of the show, anyway, he really doesn't appreciate the male star's rap at all.

There is no wave in his heart, and he even wants to laugh a little.

Change channel.

"Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!"

Another variety show.

A little fresh meat with long yellow hair, who thought he was handsome, was wearing a pair of overalls, and was slapping a basketball on the floor.

Come and change the crappy movements, looking like a gorilla.

Ye Luoyang narrowed his eyes speechlessly.

In today's face-watching era, people with good looks tend to get more attention. This has been the case since ancient times, and it's actually not a big problem.

Even in ancient China, there were legends of the top ten beautiful men, such as Longyang Jun who had a broken sleeve, or Wei Jie who was killed by a big girl and a young daughter-in-law in the street, which fully proved that men are more beautiful than women. It is easier to become famous.

However, it's okay to show off your appearance. If your playing skills are so poor, it's better not to come out and make a fool of yourself.

But when he saw basketball, Ye Luoyang remembered that when he was in Jinling, he played a game with the law school's basketball team.

The loser wants to treat him to dinner?

But later, Ye Luoyang simply forgot about it.

Thinking about it now, it suddenly feels like a world away.

I don't know how the buddies in my dormitory are doing now in the ivory tower of the school?

But in any case, after all, he is no longer a person in the same world, or, in fact, he has never been.

To them, or they to themselves, is probably just a passing passerby in life.

Change channel.

The new version of Yitian Tulongji is being broadcast on Capital One.

Although this version has been criticized since it was broadcast, Ye Luoyang doesn't dislike it very much, especially Yang Xiao, the left servant of Guangming in it, whose chic and wanton martial arts moves and suave heroic demeanor make him feel quite appreciative.

Maybe when I have time, I can also learn from him how to pretend.

At this time, on the TV, it happened that Zhang Wuji and Zhou Zhiruo were about to get married, Song Qingshu held a grudge, everyone from Wudang and Mingjiao came to congratulate them, just when the husband and wife were about to pay respects, Zhao Min suddenly appeared...

Ye Luoyang let out a sigh of relief, and said to himself: "What a stick, why can't we marry together?"

"Don't care about her kindness, good or evil, good or bad, as long as she is your own woman, you can marry her back home, don't care what others say?"

"Mother-in-law, she's not a man at all!"

"Snapped!"

Ye Luoyang picked up the remote control and turned off the TV directly.

Originally, I wanted to watch TV to relieve my boredom, but instead, I got angry after watching it.

While bored, he seemed to suddenly think of something.

With a thought, a cloud of white smoke slowly drifted out from the bead.

The moment the white mist landed, the female ghost Xiaobai instantly appeared.

"Master, why did you summon me?"

"Oh, it's nothing serious." Ye Luoyang changed to a more serious posture and sat on the sofa.

After he glanced at the kitchen, he was worried that he would scare Long Xiaoyun, but fortunately, the sound of the kitchen knife chopping chicken pieces was so loud that he didn't notice it at all, so he breathed a sigh of relief.

Ye Luoyang smiled at the dazed Xiaobai, and said, "Xiaobai, I think you've been very energetic recently, and you must be boring if you stay in the bead all the time, right?"

"What does the master want to say?" Xiaobai blinked in confusion.

Ye Luoyang smiled brightly like a bad uncle who lied to children about candy, "It will be dark outside in a while, do you want to go out and play?"

"Playing?" Xiaobai thought for a while, then nodded, "Of course I want to."

She rubbed the corner of her clothes, and carefully glanced at Ye Luoyang's expression, "But, can I go out to play?"

"why not?"

Ye Luoyang said as a matter of course, "It's every girl's nature to love to play! Uh... female ghosts are girls too! Of course you can go out and play!"

"Really?" Xiaobai looked at Xiao Xingxing.

Ye Luoyang nodded solemnly, looked at Xiaobai and said seriously: "Okay, when it gets dark, you can just go out and play by yourself, of course, besides playing, you can't really just hang out. After playing, I have to do a little favor for the master."

Xiaobai listened carefully, "Well, master, please tell me!"

Ye Luoyang smiled slyly, "Can you steal things?"

"Steal something?"

Xiao Bai was taken aback, his eyes couldn't help but glow like a little white rabbit, looking very innocent.

Ye Luoyang waved his hands and said with a smile: "Don't think too much, I just asked you to go out and steal things."

Xiaobai groaned, then nodded, "I will do whatever the master tells me to do."

"That's good."

I thought Xiaobai would refuse, but I didn't expect her to agree so happily, Ye Luoyang couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief.

"You can go out to play in a while, and then just steal something along the way. Your master, I am the famous China God Thief. As my little follower, you don't know how to steal at all?" Ye Luoyang took it for granted, " So, when you go out to play in a while, just take a sheep by hand, without any specific goals and requirements, just steal whatever you like."

After finishing speaking, he paused slightly, and considering that Xiaobai's theft would bring him a score reward, he quickly changed his words.

"Of course, don't waste time on worthless things. Money, mobile phones, etc. have long been rotten on the street, and you can't practice skills at all. Just pick some...expensive jewelry and the like. You should know him, right?"

Although he didn't understand why the master suddenly asked her to steal things in the street, Xiao Bai still nodded in a daze.

"Okay, master, I understand." Xiaobai pumped up a powder fist, cheering himself up, "I will definitely not let the master down!"

Ye Luoyang smiled, and waved his hand, "Okay, let's go then!"

"Yes! Master!"

Seeing Xiaobai leaving leisurely, Ye Luoyang, who was slumped on the sofa, couldn't help letting out a long breath.

No matter how small a fly's leg is, it is still meat.

It feels so cool to be able to get rewards for stealing stars and moons without doing it yourself...

(End of this chapter)