King of Special Forces Thief God

Chapter 729 Chinese cuisine that is not worthy of the name

Chapter 732 Chinese cuisine that is not worthy of the name

As long as you come, you will be safe. This has always been Ye Luoyang's principle of life and affairs.

Although the moment he walked into the restaurant, he had an ominous premonition in his heart, but his stomach was already protesting non-stop, and Ye Luoyang didn't bother to go out again, so he might as well give it a try boldly.

I thought to myself, since it is under the name of Huaguo Cuisine, at least the chef should be a Huaguo chef, right?
Even if it is not, it should not be unpalatable.

Thinking of this, his heart was at ease, he found a seat at random, and after sitting down, he lowered his head and glanced at the crumpled menu in his hand.

Well, let alone, the above dishes are quite complete.

Chinese noodles, Chinese cakes, Chinese buns, Chinese rice...

Although the staple food has to be complained about, fortunately, the other dishes don't look so ridiculous.

Stir-fried dishes - vinegar potato shreds?

Goryeo face lift? ? ?
Ok……

Ye Luoyang didn't have much interest in watching anymore, so he casually ordered a bowl of fried rice with eggs and a dish of twice-cooked pork, and returned the menu to the waiter.

The waiter who received him was a Southeast Asian novelist. He was not very old, at most sixteen or seventeen years old, but he was young and mature, and the sly brilliance in his eyes was not at all what children of this age in China would have. It was full of the color of adult society And old way.

But Ye Luoyang didn't care about this at all.

It's just eating, why care so much.

"Oh! My god! This is pig food, it's so unpalatable!"

At this moment, a middle-aged Caucasian couple at the next table suddenly had a violent quarrel.

The fat white man pointed to a plate of fried noodles on the table, and yelled at his wife, "Bastard, are you trying to poison me to death? You actually brought me to eat such an unpalatable thing. The Chinese cuisine is so unpalatable." Already!"

The wife looked aggrieved, and looked at the rice noodles that were hard to swallow after moving a fork on her plate, and quickly explained with a bitter face: "Markle, I didn't mean it, I just heard from a friend who was traveling in Huaguo Said, Huaguo cuisine is delicious, so I want to bring you to experience it!"

"It's so unpalatable!" the man yelled, and he just slapped the table emotionally, "No, I have to rinse my mouth! This is pig food that Chinese people would like to eat! I must eat a huge one in a while. Only Mac Burger can make up for my loss!"

"This is simply torture!"

Hearing the quarrel between the two, Ye Luoyang couldn't help frowning slightly.

What the hell?

Isn't Huaguo food delicious?
How dare you slander us Hua people for eating pig food?

Find death!

In the land of China, the food civilization has a long history. From ancient times to the present, I don’t know how many popular delicacies have been born, but today, in this poor place of the United States, I heard someone so presumptuously slandering Chinese food?

Roast duck, roast chick, roast goose, oven pig, oven duck, sauce chicken, bacon, pine flower, small belly, air-dried meat, sausage, assorted Su pan, smoked chicken with white belly, steamed eight-treasure pig, Stuffed duck with glutinous rice, canned pheasant, canned quail, stewed assorted pieces, stewed goose, pheasant, rabbit breast, vegetable python, whitebait, steamed Hash ant, braised duck waist, roasted duck strips, shredded waist Braised white eel, braised rice field eel, bean drum catfish, pot roasted carp...

Let me tell you to be a human every minute!

Even if you eat the somewhat misnamed Quanjude Roast Duck, you can still beat the shitty Big Mac Burger Shibajie!
But at the same time, his heart couldn't help beating a little.

Fuck, this restaurant doesn't look like real Huaguo cuisine at first glance, it can't be really bad, right?

After the white couple lost their temper, they checked out and left. Seeing this scene, the waiters in the store also looked indifferent, and the indifferent expressions on their faces did not change at all, as if Such things are already commonplace, giving people a very numb look.

After a while, the Southeast Asian boy came over with two plates in his hands, put them on the table without saying a word, and then went to greet other guests.

There are two plates on the dining table, the one holding egg fried rice is a stainless steel plate, while the other orange plastic plate is filled with a bunch of unknown objects, looking sticky, although it is obviously twice-cooked pork, but it is really Some dare not admit it!
With a pair of green plastic chopsticks, Ye Luoyang poked lightly at the pile of unknown objects on the orange plate, creaking, roaring violently in his heart.

What the hell is this?

Before even moving his chopsticks, Ye Luoyang was full of despair about this dinner.

The most basic requirement for authentic Huaguo cuisine is to have a good color and fragrance. This is the lump in front of you. Needless to say, the color is not too yellow. It is really hard not to remind people of something in the toilet. .

The smell is even more embarrassing, just the smell is enough to kill people.

smell……

Ye Luoyang held up his chopsticks and hesitated for a while, but he really didn't have the guts to try it.

Alas, let's eat fried rice with eggs.

The simple meals that domestic primary school students can cook are not hard to swallow.

However, Ye Luoyang still underestimated this fake restaurant with the sign of 'Hua Guo Cuisine'.

After just one bite, Ye Luoyang felt the urge to give up his mission and return home.

His face changed.

"I'm sorry, is this the gas tank leaking?" Ye Luoyang looked at the egg fried rice on the stainless steel plate in shock and speechless, and the corner of his mouth twitched, "Or, it was baked on the gas without using the pan. Fried rice!"

"No wonder, just now that the American couple showed such a deep hatred for Chinese cuisine, it's all caused by these counterfeit products. It's absolutely unreasonable that they dare to use the tiger skin of Chinese cuisine as a banner when it's so unpalatable." Senior Black!"

"Bah!"

Ye Luoyang looked around at the Chinese people who were dining in the restaurant. When the food was served, they all looked like they had eaten flies. They should all be here for tourism. They never expected that they would win such a big prize.

However, among these guests, there are a few foreigners who are particularly delicious.

Really heavy taste!
Picking up a bottle of mineral water on the table to rinse his mouth, Ye Luoyang didn't want to stay here for another second. After paying the bill, he waved his sleeves and fled the fake Huaguo restaurant without a cloud.

After browsing the whole Chinatown, I finally found a restaurant owned by a real Chinese, but unexpectedly, the restaurant closed.

In desperation, Ye Luoyang had no choice but to come to the Wal-Mart supermarket with a bitter face. In the imported food section, he bought a bucket of Kang Shuaifu and Jinluo ham sausage. With a prick, it was brewed with free hot water.

Ye Luoyang ate the instant noodles excitedly, the lingering smell of gas in his mouth was finally dispelled by the smell of Kang Shuaifu's braised beef.

What an easy dinner!

(End of this chapter)