King of Special Forces Thief God

Chapter 159 Not half as big
Chapter 160 Not Half Big
"No matter how powerful a woman looks on the outside, she is the same in her bones. They long for their bodies to be conquered by men stronger than themselves!"

"If you are not confident enough about yourself, then you must watch this video carefully!"

Originally, in the screen of the TV series, there was still a beautiful and flowery slutty woman, posing for the camera, with a flushed face, her eyes were blurred and she kept making teasing movements towards the screen, but suddenly the screen changed, and it became After watching a science and education program, Lin Judiao couldn't help yelling: "Fuck! I just felt a little bit, and I took off my pants, show me this!?"

Although he was cursing with displeasure, his eyes never left the TV set.

"Do you want to conquer your goddess? First of all, you must understand one thing! There are no goddesses in this world! All women are essentially female animals eager to be fed!"

"To conquer a woman, the first thing we need to do is understand their body structure!"

"Everyone knows that the difference in physical structure between men and women is the biggest difference! But this is not all. Women and men have one thing in common, that is, their excitement also exists! If your skills are not up to standard, Then you might as well try to believe in science! To make up for your technical shortcomings!"

"Next, I'll show you..."

Lin Judiao was staring at the TV intently, when suddenly his vision went dark, his head tilted and he fell to the ground, and the red wine in the wine glass spilled all over the floor.

Ye Luoyang looked at the red wine spilled on the ground, shook his head regretfully, and cursed: "This damn 82-year-old Lafite costs more than 3000 a bottle. You think it's Coke, and you pour it down! It's a waste of money!"

As he spoke, he took Lin Judiao's place, sat on the high chair at the bar, took out a goblet from the cabinet above his head, picked up the Lafite in front of him, and poured it for himself. One cup, savoring carefully.

As soon as he took a sip, his face couldn't help but change, "Damn it, it's really a Coke!"

After finishing speaking, he gave Lin Judiao a hard look, who was lying on the ground, "You can die if you don't pretend!"

Ye Luoyang shook his head speechlessly. At this time, the TV screen was playing to the essence. He couldn't help but open his eyes wide and began to study carefully.

"The above is the whole content of today's program,... Thank you everyone, see you in the next program!"

There was a different look in Ye Luoyang's eyes. After the TV host ended, he couldn't help but muttered to himself: "It's also a technical job! I must try it all when I find a chance in the future!"

After he finished speaking, he picked up the remote control and turned off the TV, and his eyes slowly fell on Lin Judiao who had been lying on the ground for almost an hour.

His eyes moved down slightly, and after staying at Lin Judiao's crotch for a moment, he curled his lips in disdain, "Cut, it's not worthy of the name, how dare you call it a giant eagle at this point? It's not half the size of my master, hot chicken!"

Ye Luoyang raised his hand and gently touched his chin, nodded slowly and said, "However, your figure is very well-proportioned, and your height is also the same as mine. Yes, this is as good as mine!"

As he spoke, he squatted down beside Lin Judiao, "System, copy the character template! Target task——Lin Judiao!"

The system responded immediately: "Yes, it is scanning for you, please wait!"

After a while, the system issued a "Ding!" prompt, "The character template has been created! Excuse me, do you want to start using it now?"

"Not urgent."

Ye Luoyang squatted down, beside Lin Judiao, raised his eyelids and looked at his face carefully, then with a big wave of his hand, he directly took out a bottle of materials needed for disguise from the system space.

He put a few wipes of lotion-like substance in his palm, rubbed it slowly several times, and then slowly wiped it on his face.

Practice makes perfect, Ye Luoyang's makeup skills are already very proficient.

Quick, less than 10 minutes to finish makeup.

The main reason was that the figure of the person lying on the ground was about the same as Ye Luoyang himself, so there was basically no big change.

As long as the face shape is not that of a shoehorn face, or a face of winter melon on a large plate, Ye Luoyang can handle it easily.

He simply modified some places, such as the length of the eyebrows, the height of the nose, and the shape of the mouth. After some rest, he easily made up himself into the appearance of Lin Judiao lying on the ground.

After the disguise was over, Ye Luoyang found the mirror. He stood in front of the mirror and looked around, seeing himself from beginning to end.

Then he turned around and took out a set of Lin Judiao's clothes from the closet in the bedroom, took off his own clothes and threw them into the space, and put on his clothes.

Ye Luoyang squeezed his throat, "System, what do you think of my drawing?"

"Hmm, yes, your appearance is being analyzed."

"Analyze a hairball! I'm just asking you, do you think I look like me with makeup?"

"The similarity is 90.00% eight, no problem at all, it has reached the point where the real one can be confused, and the similarity of the voice is 80.00% nine!"

"Very good, but I don't need such detailed data. If this is the case, then there is no problem." Ye Luoyang said to himself.

At this time, a mobile phone placed on the bar suddenly rang.

The phone belonged to Lin Judiao. Ye Luoyang walked out of the bedroom, came to the bar again, and raised his hand to pick up the phone.

The caller ID on the phone screen was - Sister Hua.

He thought for a while, and connected the phone directly, "Hey, Sister Hua, what are you doing calling me so early?"

"Oh, it's me! Xiao Lin, are you awake?" An elderly woman's voice came over the phone, "If you have nothing to do today, come here early! Ms. Liu just called and said , she will get off work early today, and she should be here at two o'clock, or you can come here early, come here and wait for her, don't let people wait for you, Boss Liu has treated you well in the past two years, you have to work hard ah!"

"Oh, don't worry, Sister Hua, I'm already awake, pack up and go! I won't let Boss Liu wait for me!"

As Ye Luoyang spoke, a sneer curled up on the corner of his lips.

Well, here comes the opportunity!

(End of this chapter)