Chongzhen chat group
Chapter 331
Chapter 331
The purpose of this chat group is to listen to more voices from outside.If there are all kinds of restrictions on speech, and they are not allowed to express their dissatisfaction with the government, how will Emperor Chongzhen know the views of the outside world!
Therefore, at least in the chat group, as long as you don't involve pornography and don't get along with captives, you can do whatever you want.
But after the little kid scolded "dog officer", he fell silent and didn't say anything more.This aroused the Emperor Chongzhen's interest, so he asked: "Little boy, do you know who I am when you call me a dog official? Just say whatever you want, I won’t silence you because of this, I’ll kick you!”
Those people in the group who knew the identity of Purdue Sentient Beings all said to themselves when they heard this, this is the emperor, if you want to know, you will be scared to death!
In the conversation with the group owner, the people in the group didn't refresh the screen.Or other people are also a little curious, why did Zhang Dingguo scold the dog officer, is he ignorant or courageous at a young age?
"Just scold me, do you think I'm afraid of you? Hehe, I've already learned Chinese characters, so I'm still afraid of you kicking me!" Zhang Dingguo answered as expected.
Emperor Chongzhen could imagine that if they met each other, a kid would probably stand in front of him, proudly pointing at himself and talking, with a sense of recklessness and a hint of provocation on his face.
Thinking of this, he felt a little amused in his heart, this brat thought that the main benefit of the chat group was to learn Chinese characters.Just when he was about to say something, Zhang Dingguo said again: "Also, don't call me a brat, I have been to the battlefield to kill people, do you have it, do you dare, hehe..."
No one in the group expected that the group leader would be ridiculed and despised by a brat.At this moment, they all felt a little funny, and their interest in watching the play became even stronger.Of course, they were also a little surprised. Is what the kid said true?
Emperor Chongzhen was also taken aback when he heard it. He went to the battlefield and killed people at the age of 11?Is this child labor in the military?Which army actually used children to replace empty pay?
At this moment, Hauge said: "That's right, I'm as old as you, and I'm going to kill people to show my courage!"
"Get out, you bloody bitch!" Unexpectedly, the little brat showed no pretense to Hauge, and slapped Hauge.
When Hauge heard this, he immediately became angry, and immediately replied: "How dare you be rude to Ben Baylor at such a young age, do you believe that Ben Baylor twisted your head off with one hand?"
"Little kid, hurry up and apologize to Lord Baylor!" Qian Fugui followed suit.He wasn't afraid that Pudu sentient beings would kick him. After all, the two had an agreement in private. If he didn't flatter Hauge on the surface and show his role as a pug in the chat group, then he would basically be useless.
Generally speaking, one of the main ways adults use to treat children is to scare them.And this trick is often effective.
But that Zhang Dingguo was not at all afraid, and immediately responded: "Master Bei Niao, what a fart, if you dare to come to my Qin land to try, I will chop off your head and use it as a urinal!"
"..." The people in the group were speechless. This little kid didn't seem to be an ordinary kid. Judging from his words, he might have killed someone.
When Emperor Chongzhen heard about Qin Di, he realized something, and immediately asked: "You are not rebellious, are you?"
"What happened to the rebellion? Did you starve to death at home?" The little boy responded immediately, "If my adoptive father hadn't taken us in, he would have starved to death long ago. Dog officials, dog squires, they will all die!"
Hearing this, one can basically be sure that this little boy is really one of the thieves who rebelled in Qin. If Emperor Chongzhen hadn't reprimanded Zhi Xuzi just now, everyone else would have reprimanded Zhang Dingguo.
Emperor Chongzhen frowned and asked: "I heard that the imperial court has issued an order to relieve the disaster and build water conservancy facilities in Qin. The people who can't survive are also mainly comforted. You..."
"It's a lie, my adoptive father said, it's all a lie!" Zhang Dingguo responded immediately, "If the court has such kind intentions, what did they do in the past two years? It must be a fake! Jianlu is not a thing either. , I know that there is a lot of trouble in Liaodong, otherwise we wouldn't be like this!"
It turned out that he didn't like Jianlu because of this.Speaking of it, it really is.But he is a little kid, can he have this insight?Emperor Chongzhen thought about it, and asked him: "Who is your adoptive father, and he told you these things?"
"Why, you want to inform the imperial court and let people in the imperial court you know arrest us?" Zhang Dingguo was very vigilant and asked immediately, but then he said, "Hehe, we are not afraid of the imperial court." ! Just listen, my adoptive father is very famous! You won’t be afraid to scare you if you say it!”
When Sihailou Storyteller heard it, he was certain in his heart that this little guy must have heard storytelling.
"Tell me, let's see if I can be frightened!" Emperor Chongzhen was a little amused, and immediately responded.
When Zhang Dingguo saw it, he immediately said: "My adoptive father is one of the Eight Great Kings, one of the commanders of the 36th Route Rebel Army, and has countless soldiers and horses. My adoptive father took down such a big city of Mizhi with a little trick! "
Hehe, this little kid is really a little kid. It seems that he has never seen the world. Is Mizhi County very big?But I learned some information from this.
Emperor Chongzhen thought so, and when he was about to ask again, he saw Zhang Dingguo talking again: "My adoptive father is back, I'm going to hear what news there is, it's best to kill the dog official Hong Yanwang."
After finishing speaking, Zhang Dingguo withdrew directly from the chat group, ran out of a small house, followed the other three children, and greeted a thin, yellow-faced man loudly.
This slender, yellow-faced man was naturally his father-in-law, Zhang Xianzhong, known as the Eight Great Kings.In fact, he adopted a lot of orphans without father and mother. Of course, he had to be able to move, after all, he didn't run a kindergarten.When these children grow up, they will be his most loyal people.
At this time, he saw the four most outstanding orphans coming to welcome him, and he was very happy, so he patted their heads one by one and said, "How is it, how many words do you know?"
Upon hearing this, the other three children all looked at Zhang Dingguo, not without jealousy.I don't know what happened to him, but all of a sudden, as if with the help of a god, he knew all the words one by one.
Seeing them looking at him, Zhang Dingguo said modestly: "Although the child knows how to read, he still can't write. The characters he writes are far from those of his adoptive father!"
For Zhang Dingguo's situation, Zhang Xianzhong was also very surprised, and couldn't figure out how he suddenly became enlightened.Well, even if you get enlightened, it's not that powerful, is it?But if you don't understand it, you don't understand it, as long as you know that the child can really read.
He touched Zhang Dingguo's head and said: "If you can't write well, you can practice. If you write too much, you can write well. But there is no time for you to practice calligraphy right now. We are going to leave!"
The four children were startled when they heard this, and among them Zhang Dingguo asked, "Father, is it the king who wants to take us to beat the dog officer?"
(End of this chapter)
The purpose of this chat group is to listen to more voices from outside.If there are all kinds of restrictions on speech, and they are not allowed to express their dissatisfaction with the government, how will Emperor Chongzhen know the views of the outside world!
Therefore, at least in the chat group, as long as you don't involve pornography and don't get along with captives, you can do whatever you want.
But after the little kid scolded "dog officer", he fell silent and didn't say anything more.This aroused the Emperor Chongzhen's interest, so he asked: "Little boy, do you know who I am when you call me a dog official? Just say whatever you want, I won’t silence you because of this, I’ll kick you!”
Those people in the group who knew the identity of Purdue Sentient Beings all said to themselves when they heard this, this is the emperor, if you want to know, you will be scared to death!
In the conversation with the group owner, the people in the group didn't refresh the screen.Or other people are also a little curious, why did Zhang Dingguo scold the dog officer, is he ignorant or courageous at a young age?
"Just scold me, do you think I'm afraid of you? Hehe, I've already learned Chinese characters, so I'm still afraid of you kicking me!" Zhang Dingguo answered as expected.
Emperor Chongzhen could imagine that if they met each other, a kid would probably stand in front of him, proudly pointing at himself and talking, with a sense of recklessness and a hint of provocation on his face.
Thinking of this, he felt a little amused in his heart, this brat thought that the main benefit of the chat group was to learn Chinese characters.Just when he was about to say something, Zhang Dingguo said again: "Also, don't call me a brat, I have been to the battlefield to kill people, do you have it, do you dare, hehe..."
No one in the group expected that the group leader would be ridiculed and despised by a brat.At this moment, they all felt a little funny, and their interest in watching the play became even stronger.Of course, they were also a little surprised. Is what the kid said true?
Emperor Chongzhen was also taken aback when he heard it. He went to the battlefield and killed people at the age of 11?Is this child labor in the military?Which army actually used children to replace empty pay?
At this moment, Hauge said: "That's right, I'm as old as you, and I'm going to kill people to show my courage!"
"Get out, you bloody bitch!" Unexpectedly, the little brat showed no pretense to Hauge, and slapped Hauge.
When Hauge heard this, he immediately became angry, and immediately replied: "How dare you be rude to Ben Baylor at such a young age, do you believe that Ben Baylor twisted your head off with one hand?"
"Little kid, hurry up and apologize to Lord Baylor!" Qian Fugui followed suit.He wasn't afraid that Pudu sentient beings would kick him. After all, the two had an agreement in private. If he didn't flatter Hauge on the surface and show his role as a pug in the chat group, then he would basically be useless.
Generally speaking, one of the main ways adults use to treat children is to scare them.And this trick is often effective.
But that Zhang Dingguo was not at all afraid, and immediately responded: "Master Bei Niao, what a fart, if you dare to come to my Qin land to try, I will chop off your head and use it as a urinal!"
"..." The people in the group were speechless. This little kid didn't seem to be an ordinary kid. Judging from his words, he might have killed someone.
When Emperor Chongzhen heard about Qin Di, he realized something, and immediately asked: "You are not rebellious, are you?"
"What happened to the rebellion? Did you starve to death at home?" The little boy responded immediately, "If my adoptive father hadn't taken us in, he would have starved to death long ago. Dog officials, dog squires, they will all die!"
Hearing this, one can basically be sure that this little boy is really one of the thieves who rebelled in Qin. If Emperor Chongzhen hadn't reprimanded Zhi Xuzi just now, everyone else would have reprimanded Zhang Dingguo.
Emperor Chongzhen frowned and asked: "I heard that the imperial court has issued an order to relieve the disaster and build water conservancy facilities in Qin. The people who can't survive are also mainly comforted. You..."
"It's a lie, my adoptive father said, it's all a lie!" Zhang Dingguo responded immediately, "If the court has such kind intentions, what did they do in the past two years? It must be a fake! Jianlu is not a thing either. , I know that there is a lot of trouble in Liaodong, otherwise we wouldn't be like this!"
It turned out that he didn't like Jianlu because of this.Speaking of it, it really is.But he is a little kid, can he have this insight?Emperor Chongzhen thought about it, and asked him: "Who is your adoptive father, and he told you these things?"
"Why, you want to inform the imperial court and let people in the imperial court you know arrest us?" Zhang Dingguo was very vigilant and asked immediately, but then he said, "Hehe, we are not afraid of the imperial court." ! Just listen, my adoptive father is very famous! You won’t be afraid to scare you if you say it!”
When Sihailou Storyteller heard it, he was certain in his heart that this little guy must have heard storytelling.
"Tell me, let's see if I can be frightened!" Emperor Chongzhen was a little amused, and immediately responded.
When Zhang Dingguo saw it, he immediately said: "My adoptive father is one of the Eight Great Kings, one of the commanders of the 36th Route Rebel Army, and has countless soldiers and horses. My adoptive father took down such a big city of Mizhi with a little trick! "
Hehe, this little kid is really a little kid. It seems that he has never seen the world. Is Mizhi County very big?But I learned some information from this.
Emperor Chongzhen thought so, and when he was about to ask again, he saw Zhang Dingguo talking again: "My adoptive father is back, I'm going to hear what news there is, it's best to kill the dog official Hong Yanwang."
After finishing speaking, Zhang Dingguo withdrew directly from the chat group, ran out of a small house, followed the other three children, and greeted a thin, yellow-faced man loudly.
This slender, yellow-faced man was naturally his father-in-law, Zhang Xianzhong, known as the Eight Great Kings.In fact, he adopted a lot of orphans without father and mother. Of course, he had to be able to move, after all, he didn't run a kindergarten.When these children grow up, they will be his most loyal people.
At this time, he saw the four most outstanding orphans coming to welcome him, and he was very happy, so he patted their heads one by one and said, "How is it, how many words do you know?"
Upon hearing this, the other three children all looked at Zhang Dingguo, not without jealousy.I don't know what happened to him, but all of a sudden, as if with the help of a god, he knew all the words one by one.
Seeing them looking at him, Zhang Dingguo said modestly: "Although the child knows how to read, he still can't write. The characters he writes are far from those of his adoptive father!"
For Zhang Dingguo's situation, Zhang Xianzhong was also very surprised, and couldn't figure out how he suddenly became enlightened.Well, even if you get enlightened, it's not that powerful, is it?But if you don't understand it, you don't understand it, as long as you know that the child can really read.
He touched Zhang Dingguo's head and said: "If you can't write well, you can practice. If you write too much, you can write well. But there is no time for you to practice calligraphy right now. We are going to leave!"
The four children were startled when they heard this, and among them Zhang Dingguo asked, "Father, is it the king who wants to take us to beat the dog officer?"
(End of this chapter)
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