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Chapter 1237 So it hurts to hit the forehead with money

"The Japanese pirates, that's the Japanese pirates, the Japanese pirates are here!"

"It's the team of Japanese pirates, that's right, it's time to beat the Japanese pirates!"

"The Japanese pirates are the same as Jianlu, they dare to come to Daming and kill them!"

"..."

On the way, the people of Daming who saw the Japanese envoy's convoy shouted angrily and surrounded the convoy, as if they were about to fight.

The Japanese envoys brought a lot of property, so they naturally had their own guards.However, this is Daming, and now there is a request from Daming, so how dare he make a move, shrinking by the side of the car, there is no way to retreat, all of them are panic-stricken.

Umekawa Shangyi, the Japanese envoy, was very angry at first. These are ordinary people, so they are so rude!However, seeing more and more people gathered around and denounced aggressively, he panicked a little.

Thanks to the Ming army accompanying the convoy, the leading general stepped forward to disperse these civilians with official accents, and the convoy was able to move on.

Mei Chuan Shangyi heaved a sigh of relief, and asked the general a little flatteringly, "My lord, these untouchables in the Kingdom of Heaven...how come the common people are so lawless and dare to make trouble in public?"

The general heard this, glanced at him coldly, and said coldly: "It's not because of your own good deeds!"

"..." Mei Chuan Shangyi was a little dazed when he heard it. Didn't he just come ashore to pay tribute? Why did he do something good by himself?Now that Daming is so powerful, how dare people like myself do "good things" in Daming!
He really wanted to ask clearly, but he could also tell that the soldiers of the Ming army, including this general, didn't treat them very much, and they all had cold faces.If they had been more active, they would not have been surrounded by Ming people just now.

Thinking that a hot face might have a cold butt, Mei Chuan Shangyi finally decided to forget it.After all, he is an envoy of a country, but these generals are just the low-level soldiers of Ming Dynasty.The most important thing is to go to the capital well by yourself, and then complete the orders of the general, so let's avoid extra problems!
However, what he didn't expect was that after walking a short distance, angry people surrounded him again.As before, they all denounced angrily.Looking at them, it seems that they want to eat them raw, but they hate them very much anyway.

The guards of the Ming army were not active this time, and they only opened their mouths to disperse the civilians at the last moment, so that the car driver was able to move on.

Mei Chuan Shangyi is a little nervous, this is still far away from the capital, if there are people from Daming who come to besiege all the time, not to mention whether they can get to the capital safely, just the heart can't bear it!
Thinking about it this way, he couldn't care less about whether he would have a hot face and a cold butt, and decided to ask the situation clearly.

Therefore, Mei Chuan Shangyi took out a silver ingot from his sleeve, and after a little weighing, it was worth five taels.The so-called money can make ghosts grind, these big soldiers of Ming Dynasty are poor ghosts, and the military salary is not a few taels a year, so five taels should be enough!
Thinking of this, he lifted the curtain of the carriage, squeezed out a smile, put on a low enough posture and called out: "Excuse me, General, to escort you all the way. With this little money, I will give my brothers some tea to quench their thirst!"

Mei Chuan Shangyi watched the general officer hear the voice, turned his head to look over, and stared at the silver in his hand at first glance.

Seeing this, he couldn't help laughing.This is the virtue of Ming people, and it has not changed!In the next step, he will definitely change his attitude.Maybe he was cold-faced before, and let those Ming people besiege him, but he was actually just thinking about asking for money.I should have thought of this a long time ago, ah, I was so focused on convincing the Ming emperor that I ignored these little soldiers.

But it doesn't matter, it's good to understand now.As for silver, there is nothing else in my country, but there is still a lot of silver!
As he thought about it, he saw a sneer on the general's face suddenly, he looked at him with contempt, and then he didn't even bother to speak, and turned his head away, no need!

Mei Chuan Shangyi couldn't help being taken aback when he saw it, but when he came back to his senses, he understood, it seems that this person wants to eat a big family, and this money is not enough!
Thinking about the burden on himself, Mei Chuan Shangyi took out another five taels of silver from his sleeve, weighed it, gritted his teeth, and took out two more ingots, but after a little hesitation, he took another ingot and put it back Then he squeezed out a smile and said to the general of the Ming army: "This general, he accidentally dropped it just now. Do you think this should be enough for the brothers to have a cup of tea?"

Hearing the voice, the general turned his head again, glanced at the three ingots of silver, then looked at Mei Chuan Shangyi, and said coldly, "If it's not that the military order is difficult to violate, I will turn around and leave!"

When Mei Chuan Shangyi heard this, he was stunned. He felt that it was not about money, but that Ming people hated people like himself.Thinking of this, he couldn't help but worry a little about whether the mission could be completed this time.

But when he looked back, he thought about the rich tribute he brought and the beauties selected by his own country. These were not comparable to the previous tributes. I guess the emperor of the Ming Dynasty would be very happy, right?This happiness, maybe let these beauties blow the pillow, and the general's account will probably be almost the same.

Thinking of this, he decided to be a coward. At least he went to the capital and met the emperor of the Ming Dynasty.

Looking at the Ming army general in front of him, Mei Chuan Shangyi's heart suddenly moved, and he sneered silently.When I look back, I will sue that these guard soldiers are careless, so that they can't afford to go around!
It's for sure to be a turtle with a shrinking head, but what Mei Chuan Shangyi complains in his heart is that it's really not easy to be a turtle with a shrinking head.Along the way, the common people of Ming Dynasty often attacked the convoy in groups, some even threw stones at the car, and ran away after throwing it away. Even Mei Chuan Shangyi was hit on the head. It's that easy to swell up.

This made him very frightened, and at the same time very angry in his heart.

On the way from Tianjin Port to the capital, Mei Chuan Shangyi felt a bit like Sun Monkey in the novels of the Ming Dynasty.

Looking at the tall city walls of the capital, not only Mei Chuan Shangyi, but also other Japanese people felt tears welling up in their eyes, and it was finally here.

Under the Son of Heaven, it should be safe!These Daming people are really even more lunatics, they really saw a ghost!

In the carriage, Mei Chuan Shangyi looked at the back of the escort general, and his teeth itched with hatred.If he really did his best, he wouldn't have to suffer so much this time as an envoy, he simply stood out from the siege of the people of Ming Dynasty.

Thinking of this, he gritted his teeth and made a decision.He reached out his hand to touch the swollen bag on his head, and took out another ingot of silver, which weighed about ten taels, and began to smash it on the forehead of the swollen bag.

When I met the emperor of the Ming Dynasty and asked how the bag came about, I would have something to say!Mei Chuan Shangyi gritted her teeth, thinking so in her heart, with hatred and pain on her face from time to time.

Grandma, it turns out that it hurts to hit the forehead with silver!
(End of this chapter)