Shenhao starts from the crazy discount store
Chapter 285 1 When You Get Nervous, Fart Loudly
Chapter 285 Fart Loudly When You Are Nervous
Xia Chu blushed and shouted, "Even if that's the case, does that have anything to do with my 2000 million dowry?"
Yang Hao laughed and said: "Why not, think about it, you are below, it is us men who work hard on the top, men work so hard, shouldn't you pay for the hard work? Didn't you see that the cowherds in nightclubs are all working hard to make money Well, it's the same with getting married, it's all men's hard work, so you women will naturally have to subsidize it."
"But the child is born by us women. Do you know how hard we women are?"
Yang Hao replied: "I understand how hard it is for you to have a baby, so I don't plan to have a baby with you. I don't want to bother you about this kind of thing. Since you don't have a baby, the hard work is gone, so there is nothing left. We men have worked so hard, you tell me who will suffer and who will gain?"
Xia Chu stared at Yang Hao fiercely, biting his silver teeth firmly, wishing to bite Yang Hao to death on the spot.
This bastard is too unreasonable.
Seeing her angry look, Yang Hao immediately said: "If you don't speak, I will take it as your acquiescence. After finishing these two, let's talk about the third."
"What? You have a third one?"
Chu Xia stamped her feet frantically.
Yang Hao replied leisurely: "Of course there is. Think about it, will you marry me?"
"That's it."
Early Xia replied.
Yang Hao is rich and powerful, marrying her is indeed a high bid.
"But what kind of reason is that?"
"That's true."
"If you are married, there is no problem, but if you are high-ranking, it is very problematic. If you want to be respected by others in your in-law's family, you have to show relative sincerity. If there is less dowry, think about yourself. Can life be easier?
Marry me, you can get gold and silver, and you can enjoy the life of your wife, but if you don't even want to give a dowry, guess what others will think of you, how your in-laws will think of you, I'm sure you think It's clinging to the powerful, not loving me at all, but loving my money, so this dowry must be higher than the bride price. "
"Yang Hao, you are a complete bastard. I will marry a pig to a dog, my mother, and I will never marry you. Get out, get out immediately."
Yang Hao swished, running faster than a rabbit.
Xia Chu was taken aback for a moment, then realized that he had been fooled.
"Come back, you messy bastard, you pay me for my disfigurement, ah!"
Yang Hao proudly ran to the bar for a drink.
Xiao Zhang admired: "Today you saved Zhang Yu very well, where did you learn it?"
Yang Hao replied: "Acupuncture and moxibustion skills handed down from our ancestors are not worth mentioning. By the way, what is the elimination rate of cowherds in our nightclub?"
Xiao Zhang told: "How do you say this? Many people in the cowherd business are forced to go into the sea and run away after earning enough money. There are also some people who just want to hook up with rich women and climb to the top of their lives." , so basically there are very few cowherds who have been doing it for a long time, and who will do such a lowly job when they are rich."
Yang Hao understood: "So the elimination rate in this business is very high, no wonder nightclubs don't even assign them a doctor."
"Match a doctor? Why do you need a doctor?"
Xiao Zhang didn't understand and asked.
Yang Hao explained: "What happened to Zhang Yu today was not accidental. It was a side effect of being drugged for a long time. Fortunately, he was rescued in time. Otherwise, if he didn't die, this man's dignity would be completely destroyed."
Xiao Zhang was taken aback for a moment, and then he understood: "You mean he won't lift it?"
Yang Hao hummed: "It's more serious than this, so Xia Chu and I suggested that an old Chinese doctor must be assigned to the cowherds for regular maintenance, but she said that she would ask the boss for instructions, which is really maddening."
Xiao Zhang patted him on the shoulder: "There is nothing you can do about it. It costs money to hire someone, and there is regular maintenance. In this line of work, everyone has some occupational diseases to some extent. If you ask the boss to pay for it, who wants it?" .
But I think your medical skills are good, why don't you show everyone the disease? "
"I?"
Yang Hao pointed at his nose and was taken aback.
"you can."
Xiao Zhang immediately summoned everyone: "Attention everyone, Yang Hao's family has passed down medical skills, specializing in the treatment of male diseases. Didn't you see that Zhang Yu's shrinking sun was rescued all at once, so if you have any problems, just come to him for treatment. Guarantee that the medicine will cure the disease."
Yang Hao was dying of embarrassment, he only knew acupuncture and moxibustion, but he knew nothing about prescribing medicine.
But with my own set of acupuncture and moxibustion, I can heal a lot of people.
"Really, are you really so awesome?"
A burly and big man, a cowherd, came.
This kid is definitely a frequent visitor to the gym, his arms are almost thicker than other people's thighs.
Yang Hao saw him, and looked at Xiao Zhang wonderingly: "Who is this?"
Xiao Zhang introduced: "This is Li Tanhua from our nightclub, Li Kui."
Xiao Li Tanhua?
The name really doesn't fit.
Xiao Li Tanhua looks like Pan An, this one, at most, has a muscle bump.
Li Kui asked Yang Hao unconvinced: "Hey, can you really cure any disease? Then you can show me what disease I have."
Li Kui passed his left hand in front of Yang Hao, asking him to feel his pulse.
Yang Hao pinched his pulse, and then said: "Is your kid not having a good stomach, you keep farting."
Li Kui was startled, and then made a pop.
The guy farted loudly when he got nervous.
"Haha."
Everyone was immediately amused.
Xiao Zhang smiled and said: "Yang Hao, you are really right. This Li Kui is in good health, but his stomach is not good. Every time he picks up customers, he accidentally farts twice. It is natural to fart, but every time he farts it is very loud, which makes customers disgusted."
Li Kui blushed when he was told, he hesitated and said to Yang Hao: "You are quite capable, can you cure my disease?"
Yang Hao replied: "Yes, but if I cure you, what good will I gain?"
Yang Hao doesn't like to do useless work, not to mention that this kid is here to kick the gym, and he doesn't bother to do it if he doesn't want to benefit.
Li Kui yelled: "You kid has never opened a business since you came to be a cowherd, so how about it, I will introduce two rich women to you later, so that you can also open meat."
Yang Hao waved his hand and said, "No need, I'm here just for fun, I'm not interested in your rich women."
Li Kui asked in surprise, "Then what do you want?"
Yang Hao stroked his chin and pondered: "It seems that you don't have anything valuable on you, but if you don't give me some benefits, I don't bother to treat you, so what do you think is good?"
Li Kui immediately said: "How about I pass on my secrets of being a cowherd to you, so that you will have more face in front of women from now on, how about it?"
"Secrets?"
Yang Hao was stunned: "It can't be the one in the room, no need, I don't lack any of these."
(End of this chapter)
Xia Chu blushed and shouted, "Even if that's the case, does that have anything to do with my 2000 million dowry?"
Yang Hao laughed and said: "Why not, think about it, you are below, it is us men who work hard on the top, men work so hard, shouldn't you pay for the hard work? Didn't you see that the cowherds in nightclubs are all working hard to make money Well, it's the same with getting married, it's all men's hard work, so you women will naturally have to subsidize it."
"But the child is born by us women. Do you know how hard we women are?"
Yang Hao replied: "I understand how hard it is for you to have a baby, so I don't plan to have a baby with you. I don't want to bother you about this kind of thing. Since you don't have a baby, the hard work is gone, so there is nothing left. We men have worked so hard, you tell me who will suffer and who will gain?"
Xia Chu stared at Yang Hao fiercely, biting his silver teeth firmly, wishing to bite Yang Hao to death on the spot.
This bastard is too unreasonable.
Seeing her angry look, Yang Hao immediately said: "If you don't speak, I will take it as your acquiescence. After finishing these two, let's talk about the third."
"What? You have a third one?"
Chu Xia stamped her feet frantically.
Yang Hao replied leisurely: "Of course there is. Think about it, will you marry me?"
"That's it."
Early Xia replied.
Yang Hao is rich and powerful, marrying her is indeed a high bid.
"But what kind of reason is that?"
"That's true."
"If you are married, there is no problem, but if you are high-ranking, it is very problematic. If you want to be respected by others in your in-law's family, you have to show relative sincerity. If there is less dowry, think about yourself. Can life be easier?
Marry me, you can get gold and silver, and you can enjoy the life of your wife, but if you don't even want to give a dowry, guess what others will think of you, how your in-laws will think of you, I'm sure you think It's clinging to the powerful, not loving me at all, but loving my money, so this dowry must be higher than the bride price. "
"Yang Hao, you are a complete bastard. I will marry a pig to a dog, my mother, and I will never marry you. Get out, get out immediately."
Yang Hao swished, running faster than a rabbit.
Xia Chu was taken aback for a moment, then realized that he had been fooled.
"Come back, you messy bastard, you pay me for my disfigurement, ah!"
Yang Hao proudly ran to the bar for a drink.
Xiao Zhang admired: "Today you saved Zhang Yu very well, where did you learn it?"
Yang Hao replied: "Acupuncture and moxibustion skills handed down from our ancestors are not worth mentioning. By the way, what is the elimination rate of cowherds in our nightclub?"
Xiao Zhang told: "How do you say this? Many people in the cowherd business are forced to go into the sea and run away after earning enough money. There are also some people who just want to hook up with rich women and climb to the top of their lives." , so basically there are very few cowherds who have been doing it for a long time, and who will do such a lowly job when they are rich."
Yang Hao understood: "So the elimination rate in this business is very high, no wonder nightclubs don't even assign them a doctor."
"Match a doctor? Why do you need a doctor?"
Xiao Zhang didn't understand and asked.
Yang Hao explained: "What happened to Zhang Yu today was not accidental. It was a side effect of being drugged for a long time. Fortunately, he was rescued in time. Otherwise, if he didn't die, this man's dignity would be completely destroyed."
Xiao Zhang was taken aback for a moment, and then he understood: "You mean he won't lift it?"
Yang Hao hummed: "It's more serious than this, so Xia Chu and I suggested that an old Chinese doctor must be assigned to the cowherds for regular maintenance, but she said that she would ask the boss for instructions, which is really maddening."
Xiao Zhang patted him on the shoulder: "There is nothing you can do about it. It costs money to hire someone, and there is regular maintenance. In this line of work, everyone has some occupational diseases to some extent. If you ask the boss to pay for it, who wants it?" .
But I think your medical skills are good, why don't you show everyone the disease? "
"I?"
Yang Hao pointed at his nose and was taken aback.
"you can."
Xiao Zhang immediately summoned everyone: "Attention everyone, Yang Hao's family has passed down medical skills, specializing in the treatment of male diseases. Didn't you see that Zhang Yu's shrinking sun was rescued all at once, so if you have any problems, just come to him for treatment. Guarantee that the medicine will cure the disease."
Yang Hao was dying of embarrassment, he only knew acupuncture and moxibustion, but he knew nothing about prescribing medicine.
But with my own set of acupuncture and moxibustion, I can heal a lot of people.
"Really, are you really so awesome?"
A burly and big man, a cowherd, came.
This kid is definitely a frequent visitor to the gym, his arms are almost thicker than other people's thighs.
Yang Hao saw him, and looked at Xiao Zhang wonderingly: "Who is this?"
Xiao Zhang introduced: "This is Li Tanhua from our nightclub, Li Kui."
Xiao Li Tanhua?
The name really doesn't fit.
Xiao Li Tanhua looks like Pan An, this one, at most, has a muscle bump.
Li Kui asked Yang Hao unconvinced: "Hey, can you really cure any disease? Then you can show me what disease I have."
Li Kui passed his left hand in front of Yang Hao, asking him to feel his pulse.
Yang Hao pinched his pulse, and then said: "Is your kid not having a good stomach, you keep farting."
Li Kui was startled, and then made a pop.
The guy farted loudly when he got nervous.
"Haha."
Everyone was immediately amused.
Xiao Zhang smiled and said: "Yang Hao, you are really right. This Li Kui is in good health, but his stomach is not good. Every time he picks up customers, he accidentally farts twice. It is natural to fart, but every time he farts it is very loud, which makes customers disgusted."
Li Kui blushed when he was told, he hesitated and said to Yang Hao: "You are quite capable, can you cure my disease?"
Yang Hao replied: "Yes, but if I cure you, what good will I gain?"
Yang Hao doesn't like to do useless work, not to mention that this kid is here to kick the gym, and he doesn't bother to do it if he doesn't want to benefit.
Li Kui yelled: "You kid has never opened a business since you came to be a cowherd, so how about it, I will introduce two rich women to you later, so that you can also open meat."
Yang Hao waved his hand and said, "No need, I'm here just for fun, I'm not interested in your rich women."
Li Kui asked in surprise, "Then what do you want?"
Yang Hao stroked his chin and pondered: "It seems that you don't have anything valuable on you, but if you don't give me some benefits, I don't bother to treat you, so what do you think is good?"
Li Kui immediately said: "How about I pass on my secrets of being a cowherd to you, so that you will have more face in front of women from now on, how about it?"
"Secrets?"
Yang Hao was stunned: "It can't be the one in the room, no need, I don't lack any of these."
(End of this chapter)
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