Douluo: My Martial Soul is a card
Chapter 63 I Fight You!
Chapter 63 I Fight You!
Because of the master, after reporting the itinerary, Tang Lu and Zhao Wuji left the scene very consciously, and closed the door for the two of them.
Then there was a quarrel between the two in the dean's office, followed by the sound of clapping hands.
The movement is called a big one.
It made all the teachers in the college dare not take a breath.
After saying hello to Zhao Wuji and making an appointment to have a drink together, Tang Lu returned to his residence.
I haven't lived in it for more than a week, and the house is full of smoke and dust. First, open the doors and windows to release the smell.
Carrying a stool to the front of the room and sitting down, Tang Lu thought for a while, and the next question should be how to make money.
Taking advantage of these two days of rest, let him do the big one first.
After thinking about the plan, and tentatively planning some implementation steps, the time has come to night.
The smell in the room had already been released, so he filled a basin of clean water and cleaned it up. Tang Lu lay down and went to sleep without eating.
Too much mental work and mental fatigue.
Early the next morning, after breakfast, Tang Lu gathered Dai Mubai and the others together, and they needed to execute part of the operations in the money-making plan.
On the big playground, a group of people gathered together, not only the students, but also the teachers of the academy were present.
After all, this is the future livelihood of the college, and there is no room for everyone to ignore it.
Although Tang Lu promised to raise everyone's salary within half a year, except for Flender, no one has seen him make money, and it is normal to be worried.
"President Xiao Lu, just tell us, what do we need to do?" Dai Mubai was very concerned about making contributions to the academy.
It's not that he hasn't donated money to the academy these years, but Flender confiscated it.
"Despite the orders from Dean Xiao Lu, we will do our best to cooperate with you." Ning Rongrong also said.
In private, everyone calls Tang Lu Xiaoliu, Xiaolu, or Sixth Brother, but in the academy, everyone calls Tang Lu the dean of Xiaolu, which is very face-saving and clearly distinguishes between public and private.
"In our Douluo Continent, what is the most valuable thing?" Tang Lu asked.
"Soul beasts, soul bones, soul tools!" As the prince of the Star Luo Empire, Dai Mubai knew a lot.
"Yes, these are very expensive, and there is a price but no market." Tang Lu nodded, "But we don't have soul beasts, soul bones, or soul guides, so how should we make money?"
The crowd fell into contemplation.
Yeah, how can you make money without those things?
"Opening a hotel, you can't grab other people's old hotels, and selling daily necessities, we can't sell the daily necessities stores that others have already made a name for themselves, so how can we make money?" Tang Lu looked at the people present with a smile.
"Ahem, it's a trivial matter if we can't sell. We don't have supplies and supplies. This is the crux of the problem." Flender coughed lightly.
"Dean Flender is right. We don't have supplies and supplies, so what are we selling?" Tang Lu snapped his fingers. "We sell loneliness."
"???"
As soon as these words came out, the scene fell silent instantly.
Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, not knowing what Tang Lu wanted to do.
Looking at the puzzled faces of the crowd, Tang Lu explained. "The so-called loneliness is empty and lonely.
Daily life is so depressing, bullied by the boss, unsatisfactory life, slow martial soul training, wife's back.
Cough cough, all in all, life is very lonely. "
"You want to open the Red Chamber?" Ma Hongjun's eyes lit up instantly, he was familiar with this passage.
"You don't want the three of them." Dai Mubai pointed at Ning Rongrong's three daughters, the implication was self-evident.
"This is a serious academy, it's absolutely impossible, it's absolutely not allowed." Flender also shook his head.
"Where did you think, why are your thoughts so dirty?" Tang Lu looked at them expressionlessly.
Upon hearing Tang Lu's words, everyone was speechless.
You are so empty, lonely, and cold, you want to sell your loneliness and open a red building, and return us dirty?
"I said so."
Tang Lu raised his hand and took out a blank piece of paper from his storage soul guide, on which were written a few large characters 'Bliss Girls Song and Dance Troupe'.
"What is this?" Everyone was really stunned this time.
"The women's song and dance troupe, as the name suggests, is to build a stage for some beautiful women to sing, dance and sing, to relieve the loneliness of those who are empty and lonely inside." Tang Lu explained.
This is actually the girl group of Tang Lu's previous life, but there are no stars in this world, and people don't chase stars, or the way of chasing stars is different, so the career of stars has not yet risen yet, but the reason is the same.
Does this work?
It's actually doable.
Before going to the Star Dou Great Forest, everyone went to the Suotuo Great Spirit Arena. The fair-skinned, beautiful and long-legged host Fei Er was a good example.
When Fei Er appeared on the stage, the entire auditorium in the central main fighting arena was boiling. This is the beauty effect, and this is the best proof.
"Let's not talk about whether Rongrong and the others are willing or not, the three of them still have to practice, so wouldn't their cultivation fall behind?" Oscar said.
"I don't know about the two of them, but I am personally willing." Ning Rongrong said with a smile.
"As a younger sister, I must support my brother!" Xiao Wu smiled and tilted her head.
"I can!" Zhu Zhuqing spat out three words in a cold tone.
Oscar: "."
"Hey, who do you think I am? Will I let my sister sing and dance for other men to see?" Tang Lu stared.
"Then why did you ask us to come here!" Dai Mubai stared back.
"Just say what you have to say, don't keep it up." Li Yusong said.
"Since the people from our academy are not allowed to go, then we have to go out and look for it? Let's not say whether we can find a beautiful girl. Would anyone else be willing to come?" Shao Xin murmured.
"Why do you want to go out and look for it?" Tang Lu glanced at the crowd, and then his eyes fell on Dai Mubai. "Zha Bai, are your twin sisters still there? There are other women besides the sisters."
Dai Mubai: "."
Sensing Zhu Zhuqing's cold eyes like a knife, Dai Mubai was stunned.
After going around in a circle, it turned out that he was waiting for him here!
"Don't talk nonsense, what twins or other women? A man like me can't understand what you're talking about." Dai Mubai hastily denied it.
This is absolutely unacceptable, otherwise things will be messed up!
"Mubai, haven't you always wanted to do something for the academy these years, now is the time to contribute to the academy." Flender straightened his voice.
"Boss Dai, you told me half a month ago that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers." Ma Hongjun said.
"If you want people not to know, you have to do it yourself, Boss Dai, who in our Shrek Academy doesn't know that you change a woman every month!" Oscar said in a faint tone.
"My Nima"
Turning his head to look at Ma Hongjun and Oscar, the two good brothers in the past, Dai Mubai is about to tear his eyes apart, I will fight you!
……
ps: the third update
Ask for a collection and a recommendation ticket!
(End of this chapter)
Because of the master, after reporting the itinerary, Tang Lu and Zhao Wuji left the scene very consciously, and closed the door for the two of them.
Then there was a quarrel between the two in the dean's office, followed by the sound of clapping hands.
The movement is called a big one.
It made all the teachers in the college dare not take a breath.
After saying hello to Zhao Wuji and making an appointment to have a drink together, Tang Lu returned to his residence.
I haven't lived in it for more than a week, and the house is full of smoke and dust. First, open the doors and windows to release the smell.
Carrying a stool to the front of the room and sitting down, Tang Lu thought for a while, and the next question should be how to make money.
Taking advantage of these two days of rest, let him do the big one first.
After thinking about the plan, and tentatively planning some implementation steps, the time has come to night.
The smell in the room had already been released, so he filled a basin of clean water and cleaned it up. Tang Lu lay down and went to sleep without eating.
Too much mental work and mental fatigue.
Early the next morning, after breakfast, Tang Lu gathered Dai Mubai and the others together, and they needed to execute part of the operations in the money-making plan.
On the big playground, a group of people gathered together, not only the students, but also the teachers of the academy were present.
After all, this is the future livelihood of the college, and there is no room for everyone to ignore it.
Although Tang Lu promised to raise everyone's salary within half a year, except for Flender, no one has seen him make money, and it is normal to be worried.
"President Xiao Lu, just tell us, what do we need to do?" Dai Mubai was very concerned about making contributions to the academy.
It's not that he hasn't donated money to the academy these years, but Flender confiscated it.
"Despite the orders from Dean Xiao Lu, we will do our best to cooperate with you." Ning Rongrong also said.
In private, everyone calls Tang Lu Xiaoliu, Xiaolu, or Sixth Brother, but in the academy, everyone calls Tang Lu the dean of Xiaolu, which is very face-saving and clearly distinguishes between public and private.
"In our Douluo Continent, what is the most valuable thing?" Tang Lu asked.
"Soul beasts, soul bones, soul tools!" As the prince of the Star Luo Empire, Dai Mubai knew a lot.
"Yes, these are very expensive, and there is a price but no market." Tang Lu nodded, "But we don't have soul beasts, soul bones, or soul guides, so how should we make money?"
The crowd fell into contemplation.
Yeah, how can you make money without those things?
"Opening a hotel, you can't grab other people's old hotels, and selling daily necessities, we can't sell the daily necessities stores that others have already made a name for themselves, so how can we make money?" Tang Lu looked at the people present with a smile.
"Ahem, it's a trivial matter if we can't sell. We don't have supplies and supplies. This is the crux of the problem." Flender coughed lightly.
"Dean Flender is right. We don't have supplies and supplies, so what are we selling?" Tang Lu snapped his fingers. "We sell loneliness."
"???"
As soon as these words came out, the scene fell silent instantly.
Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, not knowing what Tang Lu wanted to do.
Looking at the puzzled faces of the crowd, Tang Lu explained. "The so-called loneliness is empty and lonely.
Daily life is so depressing, bullied by the boss, unsatisfactory life, slow martial soul training, wife's back.
Cough cough, all in all, life is very lonely. "
"You want to open the Red Chamber?" Ma Hongjun's eyes lit up instantly, he was familiar with this passage.
"You don't want the three of them." Dai Mubai pointed at Ning Rongrong's three daughters, the implication was self-evident.
"This is a serious academy, it's absolutely impossible, it's absolutely not allowed." Flender also shook his head.
"Where did you think, why are your thoughts so dirty?" Tang Lu looked at them expressionlessly.
Upon hearing Tang Lu's words, everyone was speechless.
You are so empty, lonely, and cold, you want to sell your loneliness and open a red building, and return us dirty?
"I said so."
Tang Lu raised his hand and took out a blank piece of paper from his storage soul guide, on which were written a few large characters 'Bliss Girls Song and Dance Troupe'.
"What is this?" Everyone was really stunned this time.
"The women's song and dance troupe, as the name suggests, is to build a stage for some beautiful women to sing, dance and sing, to relieve the loneliness of those who are empty and lonely inside." Tang Lu explained.
This is actually the girl group of Tang Lu's previous life, but there are no stars in this world, and people don't chase stars, or the way of chasing stars is different, so the career of stars has not yet risen yet, but the reason is the same.
Does this work?
It's actually doable.
Before going to the Star Dou Great Forest, everyone went to the Suotuo Great Spirit Arena. The fair-skinned, beautiful and long-legged host Fei Er was a good example.
When Fei Er appeared on the stage, the entire auditorium in the central main fighting arena was boiling. This is the beauty effect, and this is the best proof.
"Let's not talk about whether Rongrong and the others are willing or not, the three of them still have to practice, so wouldn't their cultivation fall behind?" Oscar said.
"I don't know about the two of them, but I am personally willing." Ning Rongrong said with a smile.
"As a younger sister, I must support my brother!" Xiao Wu smiled and tilted her head.
"I can!" Zhu Zhuqing spat out three words in a cold tone.
Oscar: "."
"Hey, who do you think I am? Will I let my sister sing and dance for other men to see?" Tang Lu stared.
"Then why did you ask us to come here!" Dai Mubai stared back.
"Just say what you have to say, don't keep it up." Li Yusong said.
"Since the people from our academy are not allowed to go, then we have to go out and look for it? Let's not say whether we can find a beautiful girl. Would anyone else be willing to come?" Shao Xin murmured.
"Why do you want to go out and look for it?" Tang Lu glanced at the crowd, and then his eyes fell on Dai Mubai. "Zha Bai, are your twin sisters still there? There are other women besides the sisters."
Dai Mubai: "."
Sensing Zhu Zhuqing's cold eyes like a knife, Dai Mubai was stunned.
After going around in a circle, it turned out that he was waiting for him here!
"Don't talk nonsense, what twins or other women? A man like me can't understand what you're talking about." Dai Mubai hastily denied it.
This is absolutely unacceptable, otherwise things will be messed up!
"Mubai, haven't you always wanted to do something for the academy these years, now is the time to contribute to the academy." Flender straightened his voice.
"Boss Dai, you told me half a month ago that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers." Ma Hongjun said.
"If you want people not to know, you have to do it yourself, Boss Dai, who in our Shrek Academy doesn't know that you change a woman every month!" Oscar said in a faint tone.
"My Nima"
Turning his head to look at Ma Hongjun and Oscar, the two good brothers in the past, Dai Mubai is about to tear his eyes apart, I will fight you!
……
ps: the third update
Ask for a collection and a recommendation ticket!
(End of this chapter)
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