Douluo: My private relationship with Bibi Dong was exposed
Chapter 20 Pick up the stone and hit yourself in the foot
Chapter 20 Pick up the stone and hit yourself in the foot
"Little San, maybe this is the only way to try."
Yu Xiaogang looked at the hammer in his hand, then at Tang San's shiny green hat, and continued.
"I'm going to use a hammer to break the green grass above to see if it works. I suspect the green grass above is the key."
"Since the teacher said so, Tang San naturally believes in the teacher. Come on!"
Tang San bit his lip heavily, as if he was making a major decision.
He thought, as long as he could take off this evil hat, even the scalp would be worth it.
This kind of hat, this kind of clothes, he wants to die if he stays any longer.
Tang San released his soul power to condense on the top of his head, this was to reduce the damage to the scalp when Yu Xiaogang was operating.
"Little San, hold on, I'm about to start."
"clang!!"
Hammer it once, but if it doesn't move, the originally soft grass suddenly becomes extremely hard.
Even Yu Xiaogang's vigorous hammering could not hurt it at all.
"Sure enough!"
Yu Xiaogang spat on his hand, poked it, and then swung the hammer vigorously again.
"Teacher, no, don't..."
Before Tang San could react, Yu Xiaogang's hammer was almost on top of his head.
After the beating last time, his scalp is still aching.
"Ah ah ah..."
"Ah ah ah..."
Tang San and Yu Xiaogang shouted at the same time.
At this moment, Tang San closed his eyes, screaming loudly, waiting for Yu Xiaogang's sledgehammer to come down.
but--
"Hey, why haven't you arrived yet? Doesn't your head hurt??"
"Ahhh-"
"What is this cry?"
Tang San was very curious, could there be someone else shouting besides himself? ? ?
But there are only two people here.
Is it possible...
open your eyes...
Look at what the teacher is doing...
"Ah, it hurts me to death, ah, it hurts, it hurts, huh huh..."
Yu Xiaogang was covering his left foot with both hands, jumping and jumping, and swearing from time to time.
And the big hammer had already fallen to the ground.
Seeing this, Tang San was stunned.
Shouldn't it hurt him?
how……
I can't take care of so much anymore.
"Teacher, teacher, what's wrong with you? What's wrong with this foot?"
Tang San hurriedly stepped forward to support Yu Xiaogang, and asked with concern.
"It's okay, it's okay, it's just a sudden cramp."
Yu Xiaogang was bitter in his heart, he couldn't tell Tang San that he wanted to hit Tang San's green hat with a hammer just now, but he didn't expect to hit his foot.
It turned out that after the first trial, Yu Xiaogang thought the grass on Tang San's head was very hard, so this time he struck a lot harder.
But what he never expected was that when his hammer was about to touch the grass, the grass suddenly softened.
Without Xiaocao's resistance, the iron hammer in Yu Xiaogang's hand continued unabated, hitting the surface of his left foot straight.
If this matter is told, where will you let him face the face of a dignified master.
Tang San saw that the shoe on Yu Xiaogang's left foot had faintly revealed some blood.
"Teacher, are you...really okay??"
Don't tell me if you see through!
"it's okay no problem……"
Yu Xiaogang held back the pain and waved at Tang San, pretending to be okay.
At this time, Yu Xiaogang's heart was already full of waves.
Treasure, treasure, this is definitely a treasure.
What kind of shit luck is this little Sanzi, that someone came to give him a gift? ?
And it was such a treasure that even Yu Xiaogang had never seen before? ?
"Teacher, you, what's wrong with you?"
Seeing that Yu Xiaogang was a little distracted, Tang San shook his hand in front of him.
"Nothing, nothing..."
"Little San, since this treasure can't be removed, shall we wear it? I think it may be of great benefit to you in the future, Master."
"No, no, I don't want to do this!!"
When Tang San thought that he, a big man, had to wear a green hat every day, he felt very uncomfortable, and felt like his heart would explode.
Although it is said that if you want to live a decent life, you must have a little green on your head.
But if this is really the life, has anyone really thought about it?
Tang San lowered his head, looked at himself, his whole body was green, and his heart was always going crazy!
why?
Why on earth?
Although Tang San wasn't considered handsome and suave at first, he was clean and handsome, but now he was green all over...
How sad.
What material is this made of?
You can't pull it off, you can't cut it, you can't cut it, and you can't blow it with a hammer.
The grass on the hat seemed to have spirituality, sometimes hard, sometimes soft, making it impossible for Tang San and the others to attack.
Are you sure you're not messing with me? ?
Tang San was on the verge of falling, he tried all the methods that should be tried, but there was still nothing.
Could it be that Tang San wants to wear a cuckold all his life? ?
"Too bullying! You are too bullying when you ride a horse."
Tang San had never received this kind of grievance since childhood.
Although he was born in a blacksmith's family with an alcoholic father, he is still the center of the world. In Saint Soul Village and Notting College, everyone called him a genius and called him a schoolmaster.
But, but, now...
Gone, gone, everything is gone.
Tang San could already foresee all kinds of criticisms from others in the future.
Men will laugh at him, tease him, and look down on him.
Green?The scum of men! !
Women will pity him and sympathize with him, but they will never fall in love with him.
Because they think that men who can be greened by others are not allowed! !
"Little San, in fact, you don't have to be so pessimistic, maybe..."
Before Yu Xiaogang finished speaking, Tang San immediately scrambled to Yu Xiaogang.
"Teacher, I knew it, I knew it, teacher, you must have a way, right? Great, great..."
Tang San seemed to be grabbing the last straw, talking excitedly.
"Now we can't take it off, maybe because we are not strong enough,..."
Halfway through the talk, Yu Xiaogang felt a little embarrassed. This, this, he has grown up so much, and he has never heard of any treasures that require strength to use.
Don't you see that Fu Jun is also very handy?How talented they are, and they can be used vividly when they are different.
But this is not the case in Tang San's ears.
After hearing a little bit, he seemed to realize it, he was indeed a genius! !
"Yes, yes, the teacher is right. Now we are not strong enough. If we are strong enough, we can definitely take it off."
Tang San's wandering eyes gradually began to gather, he seemed to have found motivation.
What kind of illusory light did he finally find in the endless darkness! !
"I don't believe it, I won't be able to take it off tomorrow when I title Douluo!!!"
(End of this chapter)
"Little San, maybe this is the only way to try."
Yu Xiaogang looked at the hammer in his hand, then at Tang San's shiny green hat, and continued.
"I'm going to use a hammer to break the green grass above to see if it works. I suspect the green grass above is the key."
"Since the teacher said so, Tang San naturally believes in the teacher. Come on!"
Tang San bit his lip heavily, as if he was making a major decision.
He thought, as long as he could take off this evil hat, even the scalp would be worth it.
This kind of hat, this kind of clothes, he wants to die if he stays any longer.
Tang San released his soul power to condense on the top of his head, this was to reduce the damage to the scalp when Yu Xiaogang was operating.
"Little San, hold on, I'm about to start."
"clang!!"
Hammer it once, but if it doesn't move, the originally soft grass suddenly becomes extremely hard.
Even Yu Xiaogang's vigorous hammering could not hurt it at all.
"Sure enough!"
Yu Xiaogang spat on his hand, poked it, and then swung the hammer vigorously again.
"Teacher, no, don't..."
Before Tang San could react, Yu Xiaogang's hammer was almost on top of his head.
After the beating last time, his scalp is still aching.
"Ah ah ah..."
"Ah ah ah..."
Tang San and Yu Xiaogang shouted at the same time.
At this moment, Tang San closed his eyes, screaming loudly, waiting for Yu Xiaogang's sledgehammer to come down.
but--
"Hey, why haven't you arrived yet? Doesn't your head hurt??"
"Ahhh-"
"What is this cry?"
Tang San was very curious, could there be someone else shouting besides himself? ? ?
But there are only two people here.
Is it possible...
open your eyes...
Look at what the teacher is doing...
"Ah, it hurts me to death, ah, it hurts, it hurts, huh huh..."
Yu Xiaogang was covering his left foot with both hands, jumping and jumping, and swearing from time to time.
And the big hammer had already fallen to the ground.
Seeing this, Tang San was stunned.
Shouldn't it hurt him?
how……
I can't take care of so much anymore.
"Teacher, teacher, what's wrong with you? What's wrong with this foot?"
Tang San hurriedly stepped forward to support Yu Xiaogang, and asked with concern.
"It's okay, it's okay, it's just a sudden cramp."
Yu Xiaogang was bitter in his heart, he couldn't tell Tang San that he wanted to hit Tang San's green hat with a hammer just now, but he didn't expect to hit his foot.
It turned out that after the first trial, Yu Xiaogang thought the grass on Tang San's head was very hard, so this time he struck a lot harder.
But what he never expected was that when his hammer was about to touch the grass, the grass suddenly softened.
Without Xiaocao's resistance, the iron hammer in Yu Xiaogang's hand continued unabated, hitting the surface of his left foot straight.
If this matter is told, where will you let him face the face of a dignified master.
Tang San saw that the shoe on Yu Xiaogang's left foot had faintly revealed some blood.
"Teacher, are you...really okay??"
Don't tell me if you see through!
"it's okay no problem……"
Yu Xiaogang held back the pain and waved at Tang San, pretending to be okay.
At this time, Yu Xiaogang's heart was already full of waves.
Treasure, treasure, this is definitely a treasure.
What kind of shit luck is this little Sanzi, that someone came to give him a gift? ?
And it was such a treasure that even Yu Xiaogang had never seen before? ?
"Teacher, you, what's wrong with you?"
Seeing that Yu Xiaogang was a little distracted, Tang San shook his hand in front of him.
"Nothing, nothing..."
"Little San, since this treasure can't be removed, shall we wear it? I think it may be of great benefit to you in the future, Master."
"No, no, I don't want to do this!!"
When Tang San thought that he, a big man, had to wear a green hat every day, he felt very uncomfortable, and felt like his heart would explode.
Although it is said that if you want to live a decent life, you must have a little green on your head.
But if this is really the life, has anyone really thought about it?
Tang San lowered his head, looked at himself, his whole body was green, and his heart was always going crazy!
why?
Why on earth?
Although Tang San wasn't considered handsome and suave at first, he was clean and handsome, but now he was green all over...
How sad.
What material is this made of?
You can't pull it off, you can't cut it, you can't cut it, and you can't blow it with a hammer.
The grass on the hat seemed to have spirituality, sometimes hard, sometimes soft, making it impossible for Tang San and the others to attack.
Are you sure you're not messing with me? ?
Tang San was on the verge of falling, he tried all the methods that should be tried, but there was still nothing.
Could it be that Tang San wants to wear a cuckold all his life? ?
"Too bullying! You are too bullying when you ride a horse."
Tang San had never received this kind of grievance since childhood.
Although he was born in a blacksmith's family with an alcoholic father, he is still the center of the world. In Saint Soul Village and Notting College, everyone called him a genius and called him a schoolmaster.
But, but, now...
Gone, gone, everything is gone.
Tang San could already foresee all kinds of criticisms from others in the future.
Men will laugh at him, tease him, and look down on him.
Green?The scum of men! !
Women will pity him and sympathize with him, but they will never fall in love with him.
Because they think that men who can be greened by others are not allowed! !
"Little San, in fact, you don't have to be so pessimistic, maybe..."
Before Yu Xiaogang finished speaking, Tang San immediately scrambled to Yu Xiaogang.
"Teacher, I knew it, I knew it, teacher, you must have a way, right? Great, great..."
Tang San seemed to be grabbing the last straw, talking excitedly.
"Now we can't take it off, maybe because we are not strong enough,..."
Halfway through the talk, Yu Xiaogang felt a little embarrassed. This, this, he has grown up so much, and he has never heard of any treasures that require strength to use.
Don't you see that Fu Jun is also very handy?How talented they are, and they can be used vividly when they are different.
But this is not the case in Tang San's ears.
After hearing a little bit, he seemed to realize it, he was indeed a genius! !
"Yes, yes, the teacher is right. Now we are not strong enough. If we are strong enough, we can definitely take it off."
Tang San's wandering eyes gradually began to gather, he seemed to have found motivation.
What kind of illusory light did he finally find in the endless darkness! !
"I don't believe it, I won't be able to take it off tomorrow when I title Douluo!!!"
(End of this chapter)
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