Marvel Super God Game
Chapter 67 The Raccoon's Rage
Chapter 67 The Raccoon's Rage
"Stinky boy! Laugh again! See if I don't blow your head off!"
Rocket Raccoon walked around Shen Li with his little hands behind his back.
The thin body suddenly jumped up.
One jump is more than one meter high!
The gun in its hand was used as a mallet, and it hit Li Shen hard on the forehead!
boom!
Li Shen collapsed in place!
Turn into a cloud of white smoke!
He was really blown away!
The gun in Rocket Raccoon's hand fell to the ground,
Its mouth was open and it was clearly petrified.
Guiltyly looked around, the patrol team was not around.
With a wave of his little hand, he gestured to Grugo.
The tree man connected with it, swung Rocket on his shoulder, and ran away.
Then,
The siren of the patrol ship came from behind.
The frightened alien secretly called the police, and the patrol team rushed over here.
Groot ran to a remote alley, evading the patrol's pursuit.
"As the sky can see, I just touched his head lightly! Who would have thought that he was so weak?"
Rocket Raccoon walks ahead with his little hands behind his back anxiously, ready to go to some speakeasy to relax.
"Groot..." Groot hung his head and followed behind the raccoon in frustration, as if he didn't quite agree with what it said.
Tree people say "groot" in every word, belonging to a wonderful species that can express all emotions in one sentence.
Rocket Raccoon is an animal-modified cyborg who can understand Groot.
"Okay, I admit it was a little bit harder..." Rocket Raccoon shrugged his shoulders angrily, struggling with self-blame and guilt, trying to convince himself that the kid's death had nothing to do with it relation.
While walking, it suddenly bumped into some hard object and sat down on the ground.
"Who! You don't have eyes when you walk!"
Rocket Raccoon subconsciously picked up its large laser gun, ready to beat the blind guy.
"Hi, little bear!" Li Shen smiled and waved at it.
Rocket Raccoon rubbed his eyes, looked at Groot, and asked, "Am I hallucinating?"
"grioot!" Groot shook his head.
The raccoon's IQ is not low, and he immediately understood that Li Shen had played tricks on him.
It jumped up angrily, stuck its waist, grinned its teeth and said: "Hey, brat, is it fun to pretend to be dead? Are you proud of fooling us around? Do you want me to give you two more real tricks! "
As it said it was about to pull the trigger to sieve Li Shen's range.
Yet it still didn't move.
Because Li Shen blocked Hei Dongdong's muzzle with a large handful of banknotes.
The raccoon opened his eyes wide and couldn't speak. He glanced at Li Shen and then at the banknote.
With a swipe of the ground, he stuffed the gun on his back.
The hateful face instantly became passionate.
"Boss, if there is anything you need to do, just order it, kill, set fire, rob and fight, we are not good at raping women from good families, everything else is fine!"
Rocket Raccoon grabbed the thick banknotes, licked his lips and counted.
After it finished counting, its two small eyes narrowed into a crescent shape.
The attitude towards Li Shen changed from enthusiasm to humility.
Yes, judging from the other party's generous spending, it is very likely that he is a big boss with a lot of money.
In line with the principle of serving money, Rocket Raccoon immediately put that little unpleasantness behind him.
It's as if nothing ever happened.
"I happen to be short of two mascots on board. I think you two look pretty silly and cute, so just stay by my side to relieve boredom."
Li Shen reached out and touched the raccoon's head.
The humility on the raccoon's face froze.
It thought it had heard wrong.
The air was suddenly dead silent.
Only Rocket Raccoon's deliberately suppressed gasps remained.
"This boss is really humorous." Rocket Raccoon laughed and said, "You must be joking, right? Is the task very difficult, are you embarrassed to say it? It doesn't matter, speak out boldly, we will have A professional evaluation, if the difficulty is beyond my imagination, you can add more money. As long as the money is paid enough, everything is not a problem!"
"Grioot!" Groot waved his thick arms, showing off his strong body.
Li Shen shook his head and said, "I'm not joking."
The raccoon is stupid.
"What do you say?"
"I said I'm not joking, I just want you to be mascots." Li Shen repeated earnestly again.
Rocket Raccoon was so angry that his brown and gray fur was shaking.
Hot air puffed from his nostrils.
"Say it again!" It subconsciously touched the laser gun on its back.
Li Shen faced the black muzzle of the gun again and didn't care.
He smiled and said: "What's wrong with being a mascot? I'll pay for all the food and drink. If you can make me happy, I can find you a few female raccoons to pair with on Earth at the end of the year, and then have a new litter." raccoon."
"Are you insulting me?" Rocket Raccoon opened his mouth, showing a fierce look.
The Treant also felt Rocket Raccoon's anger, and roared loudly to protest Li Shen.
"If you don't do it, return the money to me." Li Shen stretched out his hand to get back his money.
"Wait!" Rocket Raccoon couldn't take his eyes off the thick banknotes.
"If that's the case, the price will be doubled!"
It has finally sold its soul to great money.
"make a deal!"
Li Shen chuckled, and readily paid the full amount.
·······
In an underground bar.
Alien girls are pole dancing naked with alluring curves.
Surrounded by howling male creatures.
The smell of smoke and alcohol mixed into a strange and fascinating smell.
Li Shen sat at the edge of the bar and ordered a glass of wine.
One hand was stroking Rocket Raccoon's head recklessly, while admiring the exotic scenery on the stage.
Rocket Raccoon smirked, suppressing the humiliation in his heart.
It said to Groot next to it: "Actually, there is nothing wrong with being a mascot. You see, we fight and kill all year round, and we are exhausted. We still can't make that much money, don't you think so?"
After finishing speaking, it raised its head to finish a whole bottle of spirits, and belched loudly.
It's self anesthesia.
"Think about it, little Xiongxiong. It's not shameful to bow to money. The terrible thing is that there is no chance to bow to money. You can make a living by being cute, so why bother to fight?"
"Boss, what you said is so reasonable, I must toast you!"
boom!
The two grabbed the wine bottle, touched it, and finished it with their heads up.
One person and one bear looked at each other and smiled, and hiccupped at the same time.
Groot was in a daze, occasionally eating the parasitic weeds growing from the trunk of the tree.
"Boss, I have a chance to make a fortune here, I wonder if you are interested?" Rocket Raccoon gave him a rogue look.
"Let's listen to it." Li Shen said calmly.
Rocket Raccoon took out a portrait and slapped it on the table.
"Someone has issued a huge reward for a treasure hidden in this guy's hands, we can work together for him!"
Li Shendao looked at the amount of the reward, but lacked interest.
"If you are short of money, I can lend you some." Li Shen said to the raccoon.
Sitting on the resources of a planet, he has an army of hundreds of thousands of mutants, and the wealth on the earth has accumulated to a terrifying figure, so of course he doesn't like the bounty offered.
"I'm not talking about the bounty, but the treasure in that guy's hand. It is said that even famous collectors are looking for that thing. If we can get that treasure and sell it to collectors, it will definitely be worth more than this reward." Kim!" Rocket Raccoon continued to bewitch.
Li Shen was about to refuse when the system popped up.
System task: Obtain the power gem in the hand of Star Lord
Mission reward: 300 million gold coins
Special reward: Pirate Series Diamond Card [Sihuang Whitebeard]
Thanks for the underage 588 book coin reward!Next is the plot of the Guardians of the Galaxy. The earth can no longer satisfy the development of the plot, and there is another one at night.
(End of this chapter)
"Stinky boy! Laugh again! See if I don't blow your head off!"
Rocket Raccoon walked around Shen Li with his little hands behind his back.
The thin body suddenly jumped up.
One jump is more than one meter high!
The gun in its hand was used as a mallet, and it hit Li Shen hard on the forehead!
boom!
Li Shen collapsed in place!
Turn into a cloud of white smoke!
He was really blown away!
The gun in Rocket Raccoon's hand fell to the ground,
Its mouth was open and it was clearly petrified.
Guiltyly looked around, the patrol team was not around.
With a wave of his little hand, he gestured to Grugo.
The tree man connected with it, swung Rocket on his shoulder, and ran away.
Then,
The siren of the patrol ship came from behind.
The frightened alien secretly called the police, and the patrol team rushed over here.
Groot ran to a remote alley, evading the patrol's pursuit.
"As the sky can see, I just touched his head lightly! Who would have thought that he was so weak?"
Rocket Raccoon walks ahead with his little hands behind his back anxiously, ready to go to some speakeasy to relax.
"Groot..." Groot hung his head and followed behind the raccoon in frustration, as if he didn't quite agree with what it said.
Tree people say "groot" in every word, belonging to a wonderful species that can express all emotions in one sentence.
Rocket Raccoon is an animal-modified cyborg who can understand Groot.
"Okay, I admit it was a little bit harder..." Rocket Raccoon shrugged his shoulders angrily, struggling with self-blame and guilt, trying to convince himself that the kid's death had nothing to do with it relation.
While walking, it suddenly bumped into some hard object and sat down on the ground.
"Who! You don't have eyes when you walk!"
Rocket Raccoon subconsciously picked up its large laser gun, ready to beat the blind guy.
"Hi, little bear!" Li Shen smiled and waved at it.
Rocket Raccoon rubbed his eyes, looked at Groot, and asked, "Am I hallucinating?"
"grioot!" Groot shook his head.
The raccoon's IQ is not low, and he immediately understood that Li Shen had played tricks on him.
It jumped up angrily, stuck its waist, grinned its teeth and said: "Hey, brat, is it fun to pretend to be dead? Are you proud of fooling us around? Do you want me to give you two more real tricks! "
As it said it was about to pull the trigger to sieve Li Shen's range.
Yet it still didn't move.
Because Li Shen blocked Hei Dongdong's muzzle with a large handful of banknotes.
The raccoon opened his eyes wide and couldn't speak. He glanced at Li Shen and then at the banknote.
With a swipe of the ground, he stuffed the gun on his back.
The hateful face instantly became passionate.
"Boss, if there is anything you need to do, just order it, kill, set fire, rob and fight, we are not good at raping women from good families, everything else is fine!"
Rocket Raccoon grabbed the thick banknotes, licked his lips and counted.
After it finished counting, its two small eyes narrowed into a crescent shape.
The attitude towards Li Shen changed from enthusiasm to humility.
Yes, judging from the other party's generous spending, it is very likely that he is a big boss with a lot of money.
In line with the principle of serving money, Rocket Raccoon immediately put that little unpleasantness behind him.
It's as if nothing ever happened.
"I happen to be short of two mascots on board. I think you two look pretty silly and cute, so just stay by my side to relieve boredom."
Li Shen reached out and touched the raccoon's head.
The humility on the raccoon's face froze.
It thought it had heard wrong.
The air was suddenly dead silent.
Only Rocket Raccoon's deliberately suppressed gasps remained.
"This boss is really humorous." Rocket Raccoon laughed and said, "You must be joking, right? Is the task very difficult, are you embarrassed to say it? It doesn't matter, speak out boldly, we will have A professional evaluation, if the difficulty is beyond my imagination, you can add more money. As long as the money is paid enough, everything is not a problem!"
"Grioot!" Groot waved his thick arms, showing off his strong body.
Li Shen shook his head and said, "I'm not joking."
The raccoon is stupid.
"What do you say?"
"I said I'm not joking, I just want you to be mascots." Li Shen repeated earnestly again.
Rocket Raccoon was so angry that his brown and gray fur was shaking.
Hot air puffed from his nostrils.
"Say it again!" It subconsciously touched the laser gun on its back.
Li Shen faced the black muzzle of the gun again and didn't care.
He smiled and said: "What's wrong with being a mascot? I'll pay for all the food and drink. If you can make me happy, I can find you a few female raccoons to pair with on Earth at the end of the year, and then have a new litter." raccoon."
"Are you insulting me?" Rocket Raccoon opened his mouth, showing a fierce look.
The Treant also felt Rocket Raccoon's anger, and roared loudly to protest Li Shen.
"If you don't do it, return the money to me." Li Shen stretched out his hand to get back his money.
"Wait!" Rocket Raccoon couldn't take his eyes off the thick banknotes.
"If that's the case, the price will be doubled!"
It has finally sold its soul to great money.
"make a deal!"
Li Shen chuckled, and readily paid the full amount.
·······
In an underground bar.
Alien girls are pole dancing naked with alluring curves.
Surrounded by howling male creatures.
The smell of smoke and alcohol mixed into a strange and fascinating smell.
Li Shen sat at the edge of the bar and ordered a glass of wine.
One hand was stroking Rocket Raccoon's head recklessly, while admiring the exotic scenery on the stage.
Rocket Raccoon smirked, suppressing the humiliation in his heart.
It said to Groot next to it: "Actually, there is nothing wrong with being a mascot. You see, we fight and kill all year round, and we are exhausted. We still can't make that much money, don't you think so?"
After finishing speaking, it raised its head to finish a whole bottle of spirits, and belched loudly.
It's self anesthesia.
"Think about it, little Xiongxiong. It's not shameful to bow to money. The terrible thing is that there is no chance to bow to money. You can make a living by being cute, so why bother to fight?"
"Boss, what you said is so reasonable, I must toast you!"
boom!
The two grabbed the wine bottle, touched it, and finished it with their heads up.
One person and one bear looked at each other and smiled, and hiccupped at the same time.
Groot was in a daze, occasionally eating the parasitic weeds growing from the trunk of the tree.
"Boss, I have a chance to make a fortune here, I wonder if you are interested?" Rocket Raccoon gave him a rogue look.
"Let's listen to it." Li Shen said calmly.
Rocket Raccoon took out a portrait and slapped it on the table.
"Someone has issued a huge reward for a treasure hidden in this guy's hands, we can work together for him!"
Li Shendao looked at the amount of the reward, but lacked interest.
"If you are short of money, I can lend you some." Li Shen said to the raccoon.
Sitting on the resources of a planet, he has an army of hundreds of thousands of mutants, and the wealth on the earth has accumulated to a terrifying figure, so of course he doesn't like the bounty offered.
"I'm not talking about the bounty, but the treasure in that guy's hand. It is said that even famous collectors are looking for that thing. If we can get that treasure and sell it to collectors, it will definitely be worth more than this reward." Kim!" Rocket Raccoon continued to bewitch.
Li Shen was about to refuse when the system popped up.
System task: Obtain the power gem in the hand of Star Lord
Mission reward: 300 million gold coins
Special reward: Pirate Series Diamond Card [Sihuang Whitebeard]
Thanks for the underage 588 book coin reward!Next is the plot of the Guardians of the Galaxy. The earth can no longer satisfy the development of the plot, and there is another one at night.
(End of this chapter)
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