I took the emperor

Chapter 99
While Shen Yumen was sizing up Xie Lang, Xie Lang was also sizing him up secretly, secretly said:

"No, what's going on right now?"

Labor and management shaved their heads, and chanted such LOW poems!

There is no increase in taunting experience?
People from Sky Blue Continent don't have such low taste, right?
If I don't come to ridicule the increase in experience, my mentality will collapse!

Xie Lang originally thought: According to the usual routine of ordinary novels...

Shave your head bald, then pretend to be a sand sculpture, and take two super beauties to the street, you can get a wave of ridicule, and your strength can be mixed with a wave of experience!
But what is the situation in front of me?
Who, if you don't scold yourself for being stinky and bald, why are you secretly praising me behind my back for being handsome?

And this handsome guy in front of you, don't you play your cards according to the routine?

Even if the other onlookers didn't mock you, why didn't you kid mock yourself in the first place?
Big brother, big sisters, can you save face?

Let me put two flowers on the cow dung, can you give me a wave of promotion, and then comprehend a Shenluo Tianzheng?

"Brother, please forgive my blindness, I don't seem to have seen you in Nanzhou city..."

Shen Yumen slightly bowed his hands to Xie Lang, then looked at Xie Lang's bald head, and said, "I see that you are dressed in an eclectic manner, brother, can you ask me your name?"

Shen Yumen thought to himself: first test the identity of this kid.

Just kidding, a bald head can make two super beauties willingly hold his arms like a little bird.

This guy must have his special "strength".

Besides, looking at the entire Nanzhou City, who doesn't know the famous and talented woman Lan Ya in the Lan Mansion?
Who doesn't know Cousin Lan Ya, the tough and mighty Tang Ziqi?

You must know that the people of Nanzhou City have been bullied by Tang Ziqi before.

Just imagine, a bald head who can tame such a talented and strong woman, can he be an ordinary person?
The answer, obviously, is no.

"This dude must have a lot of background." Shen Yumen thought to himself.

It has to be said that Shen Yumen is just what a rich man should be, at least with an online IQ.

Facing Shen Yumen's question, Xie Lang bowed his hands in return, and said with a smile: "I can't talk about your surname, but my surname is Xie. Because I lived by the sea since I was young, my father relied on waves when he went fishing, so he named me Yilang. Just call me Xie Lang!"

You live by the sea, and your father relies on waves to go fishing?
What the hell is this all about?

Hearing Xie Lang's introduction, Tang Ziqi was dumbfounded.

She didn't know what Xie Lang was pretending to be in his head.

You can say that his words are irrelevant, but every time those words are heard, he can't help but laugh.

"It turned out to be Brother Lang, a good name, a good name! Brother Lang's father got the name, which is very meaningful and excellent."

Is Shen Yumen actually complimenting Xie Lang from the bottom of his heart?

"Cousin-in-law, leave him alone, let's go." Here, Lan Ya tugged Xie Lang's arm, and Tang Ziqi pulled him to leave, and directly put Shen Yumen at the gate, treating it as air.

Ok?
Cousin?
It turned out that Lan Ya was not the one she fell in love with.

Hearing that Lan Ya called Xie Lang her cousin-in-law, Shen Yumen immediately strengthened her belief in wanting to curry favor with Xie Lang!
"Let's set a small goal first, to be brothers with Lan Ya's cousin-in-law!"

"That's right, if you become brothers with Lan Ya's cousin-in-law, will you still have no reason to go to the Lan Mansion?"

As the saying goes, as long as you get the approval of Lan Ya's cousin-in-law, is it still far from chasing Lan Ya?
"Hey, Brother Lang, wait for me." Thinking of this point, Shen Yumen caught up and couldn't help calling Xie Lang loudly as his eldest brother.

Xie Lang was very puzzled when he heard this, and glanced at Shen Yumen, "What's the matter with you? I'm not related to you, why do you keep following me?"

"Brother Lang, where are you going shopping? I think it's a good night tonight, why don't you take me with you?"

"Hey, who are you, we don't know you."

"That's right, Shen Yumen, go back, I don't want to see you." Tang Ziqi and Lan Ya's two daughters, what you say, what I say.

Undeterred Shen Yumen continued, "Brother Lang, I see that you are not familiar with Nanzhou for the first time. How about letting me be your guide and take you to see the scenery of our Nanzhou?"

"oops..."

"Oh My God.."

The acting started again.

Xie Lang suddenly touched his pocket, turned out the pocket in the Chinese clothes, patted his brain, and said:
"No, Ziqi, Yameier, I was in a hurry to go out today, so I remembered that I just changed my clothes and didn't bring any money. Did you bring any money?"

Routine!

The cliff is a routine.

Even if you have no money in your pocket, can't you afford the system space?
"Don't look at me, I don't have any money with me."

Tang Ziqi seemed to have seen Xie Lang's tricks, and looked at Lan Ya with Xie Lang's surprisingly consistent eyes.

The two are bullying honest and talented women again.

"Uh..." Lan Ya blushed slightly, and said, "Fortunately, it's not far from home, why don't I go back and get it?"

Seeing this, Shen Yumen immediately greeted him, and said, "I brought it, I brought it, brother Lang, you can eat and have fun, all your consumption today is covered by me."

Hearing Shen Yumen's words, Tang Ziqi's beautiful eyes widened on the spot, and she said to herself: Damn it!
Brother Lang said just now that he has no money. Could it be that he just waited for this kid to take the bait?
It really is!
Cough!

Did you guys see that this is something someone insisted on sending me money?
Did I ask for it?Do I, Xie Lang, look like that kind of person?

This is voluntary.

Xie Lang said rather embarrassingly, "Forget it, Brother Shen, this is my first time in Nanzhou City, how dare I ask Brother Shen to spend the money, I'd better go back and get it myself."

Look at what Xie Lang said as if he was telling the truth, and he pretended to be walking in the direction of Lan Mansion.

"Don't worry, Brother Lang, that's too troublesome. As Lan Ya's cousin-in-law, you should help Brother Lang clean up the dust! As I said, the expenses of Brother Lang, Sister Ziqi and Miss Lan Ya are all spent today. Wrap it on the lower body."

Shen Yumen firmly held Xie Lang's arm, and said with a flattering expression.

Xie Lang secretly smiled, but on the surface he said seriously to Lan Ya, "Yameier, look, what a man he is, why don't you like him? I think Brother Shen is very handsome, he is a worthy man." A man entrusted to you for life."

As soon as Lan Ya's cousin-in-law praised him, and said that he was a man worthy of entrusting his life, Shen Yumen's heart fluttered. The more he looked at Xie Lang with his big bald head, the more he liked him.

Good man, this bald head is indeed a good man!
Fortunately, I didn't show any hostility towards him just now, and I almost made a big mistake.

"Oh, cousin-in-law, you hate it!" Lan Ya delicately stomped her jade feet on the spot, "I don't like this guy, let's go quickly and leave him alone."

Saying that, Lan Ya generously took Xie Lang's arm, making Shen Yumen so envious.

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