I took the emperor

Chapter 84 I Want to Join the Happy Party

"Ahem, it's so vulgar to talk about money." Ox-nosed old man looked at Xie Lang with a smile, but this smile seemed particularly hypocritical.

Then, he said again: "Let's go out to travel the rivers and lakes, and we must pay attention to the eyes in everything. I think the little brother is very talented and looks different from ordinary people, so I came up and wanted to talk to the little brother."

Xie Lang stroked his bald head, pretending to be quite shy and said, "Then I'm not going to join, my mother said that cheap goods are not good, not to mention that your sect doesn't charge help fees, so it must be a low-ranking sect. "

Xie Lang's performance is like a young man who has not yet entered the world.

Pretend to be too Nima like!
Look at his innocent eyes!
Who else dares to say that he is the emperor with the deepest city mansion?

"Hey, don't go, little brother, listen to me first."

Niubi hurriedly grabbed Xie Lang's arm, and said anxiously, "I didn't say that there would be no membership fee, what I mean is that now some famous sects charge arbitrary fees, such as the Heroes' Association, the annual membership fee is hundreds of thousands, you know that right?"

"I know, what's the matter?" Xie Lang said.

"For example, if the little brother is taking hundreds of thousands of tuition from his parents to study in the Heroes' Association, besides learning some knowledge about monsters, what else can you learn?"

"It seems that I can't learn anything else..."

"Isn't that right? Nowadays, the price of a book of mental methods is generally around one hundred thousand. A master has to lead hundreds of apprentices. He will definitely not give it to you, or they will sell it for money. , the rhythm of tens of millions every minute."

"It makes sense." Xie Lang nodded, pretending to be brainwashed by the other party.

"That's fine, why don't you join my Great Joy Sect, and I'll teach you all kinds of physical skills and sword skills! Physical skills and sword skills are definitely a hundred times better than those who rely solely on mental skill books!"

Having said that, the Ox-nosed Old Daoist also took out a certificate with the official seal of the Dungeon Mansion engraved on it, saying:
"Look, this is the certification of my joy faction through the Dungeon Mansion. You only need to teach me 9999 a year's living expenses, and ask me to get a book of basic swordsmanship. After you have learned something, you can get it from me. If you walk around the rivers and lakes with the graduation certificate of the Joyful School, then you will be covered by the title of the Joyful School."

Xie Lang shook his head and refused: "Old man, I don't study much, don't lie to me, you can join a sect that costs 1 yuan, and you Joy Sect are definitely not famous."

"Damn, what do you know, brat?" Ox-nosed Taoist hurriedly took out a photo of himself and the Emperor wearing a black dragon robe from his pocket.

The Emperor's face in the photo was so blurry as if it had been mosaiced, it was impossible to see clearly.

Holding the photo and shining it in front of Xie Lang, the old-fashioned man continued, "See if there are any children? This is a photo of me and the Emperor back then. To be honest, I knew you when I saw your little brother with a shaved head. You are a unique martial arts prodigy, so I want to accept you as an apprentice here, and I hope you will carry forward my joy school."

"Trust me, you bastard, you old guy is very bad, don't try to fool me with a composite photo!"

Tang Ziqi came and pushed the old-fashioned old man away.

"Hey."

The Ox-nosed Old Daoist shook his head, as if feeling quite sorry, and said:
"Girl, I see you two, one is a dragon and the other is a phoenix. Looking at the whole street, only I noticed you two, which is enough to prove that the two of you are destined to be with me. , if the two of you don’t join my joy faction, it will be a great pity in your life.”

"Go, go, don't delay Brother Lang and I going to eat."

Tang Ziqi held Xie Lang's hand, and gave the magic stick a disgusted look.

But just as the two were about to walk over, Xie Lang suddenly turned around, made a decision, and said, "Wait a minute, I want to join the Happy Party!"

what! ?

Brother Lang wants to join the Happy Party?

Tang Ziqi seemed a little unbelievable, of course she knew that the old man in front of her was a trickster.

She didn't believe that Xie Lang would be stupider than herself.

Besides, isn't it good to join the Heroes' Association and have a superior title?
Tang Ziqi knew that if Xie Lang wanted to enter the Hero Academy, it would be a matter of minutes.

But why didn't he join the Heroes' Association and join this happy sect?
You must know that the Heroes Association is in Xie Lang's hometown, which is equivalent to Tsinghua University and Peking University.

Those who have come out of the Heroes' Association are equivalent to the top students in the Sky Blue Continent, respected by thousands of people.

"Are you sure you want to join my joy party?"

Hearing Xie Lang's reply, Ox-nosed Old Daoist couldn't believe it.

"Of course." Xie Lang raised a smile at the corner of his mouth.

He thought to himself:

"With all due respect, I, Xie Lang, often read all kinds of fantasy novels."

"If my guess is correct, the magic stick in front of me can tell that Tang Ziqi and I have extraordinary identities on this street. He is absolutely a master of the world!"

"That's right, he must have been tired of the disputes between Jianghu and Jianghu, so he lived in seclusion in the city. It's written like this in the novels!"

Actually, Xie Lang didn't think so.

He mainly likes the name of the gang - Jolly Pie!

Just hearing the name makes me happy, right?
Joy Sect, Joy Sect, isn't this much more upscale than the names of sects such as Glory Academy, Heroes Association, and Sword Spirit Sect?
"Hey, I knew that the young man had a unique vision, and that our Joy faction is powerful. In the future, we will maintain the peace of the Sky Blue Continent, and the burden of subjugating demons and demons will be left to you..." Ox-nosed and old-fashioned, rubbing his hands and saying.

Seeing this, Xie Lang immediately piled up a thick pile of banknotes and said, "Money is not a problem, there are thirty thousand here. But I have one request, that is, at this time tomorrow, you must give me two certificates from your happy party here And basic swordsmanship, the extra [-] is my traveling expenses for you!"

Ok?
Tang Ziqi on the side frowned, and thought to herself: Why did Brother Lang spend 3 yuan to buy a certificate from an unknown sect?

Daring...

"I see!"

This person, walking the rivers and lakes, has his own name after all, right?
Tang Ziqi gave a sly look, as if thinking of something.

"Okay, no problem, I'll take everything on me." Niubi Laodao accepted Xie Lang's money with a smile.

He thought he was making a lot of money?

nonexistent.

In the future, all kinds of troubles will definitely find him and take the blame for Xie Lang.

Click, click!
As he spoke, the Ox-nosed Taoist took out an old-fashioned old camera from his robe, and took a photo of Xie Lang and Tang Ziqi casually.

"Young man, bah, that's not right, apprentice, then you want to follow me as a teacher now, and go back to see the other senior brothers?"

Yo?
And other brothers and sisters?
Xie Lang smiled and said, "Master, I still have something urgent to do. I'm only staying in Nanzhou for one night. When I come back another day, I will definitely visit the senior brothers."

(End of this chapter)